TITLE: Oz Night

AUTHOR: Annie

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DISTRIBUTION: EmCity. If anyone else wants it, you need to seek help immediately. I'm not even gonna archive this baby on MY site.

RATING: G

SPOILERS: Mild spoilers from Secret Identities and Out of Time

SUMMARY/NOTES: Another crackhead drabble. What would Oz be like if the characters (Rebadow and Busmalis, in this case) spoke in the same style as the characters on Sports Night? I wrote this baby in about 10 minutes and it shows.

DISCLAIMER: Tom owns Oz. ABC and Aaron Sorkin own Sports Night. Don't sue me.

FEEDBACK: Only if it starts out with, "Annie, what the HELL is wrong with you?"

Oz Night

by Annie


"Why're we in lockdown?"

"The Aryans attacked the Muslims."

"The Aryans attacked the Muslims?"

"That's right. The Aryans attacked the Muslims."

"Why?"

"Why what?"

"Why did the Aryans attack the Muslims?"

"Who knows why the Aryans attacked the Muslims?"

"So we're in here on Christmas Eve because the Aryans attacked the Muslims?"

"Because the Aryans attacked the Muslims."

"Are you sure?"

"Sure about what?"

"That the Aryans attacked the Muslims."

"What do you mean?"

"Could the Muslims have attacked the Aryans?"

"The Aryans attacked the Muslims."

"And that's why we're in lockdown?"

"That's why we're in lockdown."

"Merry Christmas."

"Merry Christmas."


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