It's Me Again Wufei

Syx Maxwell 10/99

(Yaoi Humor Lemon Scented)

Ray Stevens owns "It's Me Again Margaret" Gundam Wing Belong to Sunrise and Bandai. I'm just having fun.

It's Me Again Wufei
Syx Maxwell 10/99

Well there once was a soldier
Named Treize Mega-Hentai
And He only had just one thought
On his brain

Every evening about midnight
He's slip off alone
And Call the same pilot
On Pay telephone

"It's me again Wufei
Hee hee hee hee
Hello is this Wufei
Ha ha ha ha
You don't know me Dragon
But I know you

Well this upset the pilot
And gave him the blues
So he called up Duo
Said what shall I do

Well the boy Shinigami
Came round to his home
And eavesdropped upon them
On his upstairs phone

"It's me again Wufei
Hee hee hee hee
Hello is this Wufei
Ha ha ha ha
Wufei, I know it's you Dragon
Are ya nekkid?"

Well they called up Sally Po
And traced him on down
To a funky old phone booth
On the outskirts of town

It was there that Heero
With his field glasses read
The lips of the amorous man as he said

"It's me again Wufei
Hee hee hee hee
Hello is this Wufei
Ha ha ha ha
I know it's you Dragon
I bet you can't guess what I'm doin…

Well the cuffed him and dragged him
To the safe house downtown
And they allowed him one phone call
When Quatre came round

He wet his chapped lips
And cleared his young throat
Then he dialed the telephone
And softly he soft

"It's me again Wufei
Hee hee hee hee
They got me Wufei
Ha ha ha ha
You ain't gonna miss me Dragon
I know that but I'll miss you

And when I get out Wufei
I'm gonna come over there with a weed eater
And a live chicken and some peach preserves!

END