WWOMB :: The Wonderful World of Makebelieve

Summary: House and Wilson take Chase home, but who's seducing who?
Fandoms: House M.D Characters: Gregory House/James Wilson [House MD], Gregory House/James Wilson/Robert Chase [House MD]
Genres: Slash Warnings: First Time, graphic sex, m/m/m
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 4824

Published: 05/09/06 Updated: 05/17/06

Breaking in the delivery man by Josette Grover Rated: FRAO - Adult [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: None Mentioned/Fantasy
Genre: Slash
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB
Synopsis: Two lovers are walked in on by the delivery man. They take things well in hand
AN: Just read the story. I'm not putting this in any fandom because it can be any threesome. This may or may not become a 'fantasy' series.
AN II: Yeah, the names suck. Just imagine your favorite threesome instead.
AN: III No sexually transmitted diseases in this universe, so no condom usage.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: Orphaned Characters: None
Genres: Slash Warnings: Kink - Threesome
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1912

Published: 08/08/06 Updated: 08/08/06

Cold by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: BJ Jones' Sylum universe, specifically Hawaii/NCIS
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Drift(Sean Harrison)/Tim McGee
Archive: Sylum homepage (if it's wanted), Beyond Canon
Synopsis: Tim reflects on the weather while traveling to see his mate for a few days.
AN: Yeah, I know it's short.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: None
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 241

Published: 11/28/05 Updated: 11/28/05

Four Corners Hellmouth: Welcome to the rest of your life, Chris Larabee by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: Magnificent Seven
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Buck/JD
Rating: FRC
Synopsis: The guys are patrolling Four Corners when they find something new.
AU: This is set in my Four Corners Hellmouth universe. The first story in the universe, 'Seven Men against the Darkness' should be read first otherwise you won't understand the story.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Buck/JD
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 5243

Published: 04/02/05 Updated: 04/15/05

Getting to know each other by Josette Grover Rated: FRT15 - over 15

Summary: Fandom: Jake 2.0/Medical Investigation/House
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Miles/Stephen, Wilson/House
Rating: FR-T
Series/Sequel: Part of an unnamed universe.
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB
Synopsis: Miles and Jake talk about themselves.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: House M.D, Jake 2.0, Medical Investigation, slash fiction Characters: Greg House/James Wilson, Stephen Connor/Miles McCabe
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1204

Published: 04/29/07 Updated: 04/29/07

Happy Birthday, Scott by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen

Summary: A birthday boy gets his wish, losing his virginity to his husbands. Scott/Varian/Fred
Fandoms: Fantastic Journey, slash fiction Characters: Scott/Varian/Fred
Genres: Slash Warnings: MPreg, Underage
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3420

Published: 10/03/06 Updated: 10/03/06

Hellmouth 2: Congratulations Dad, It's a . . . Teenager? by Josette Grover Rated: FRT15 - over 15

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Summary: Fandom: Real Ghostbusters/Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Series/sequel: Second in my Hellmouth Universe. Follows 'Seven Men against the Darkness'
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Peter/Egon
Synopsis: Xander heads to New York for business and to spend some time with his newfound brother. Guess who else decided it was time to visit Peter?
AN: You really need to read the first story in this series to get the full story, but the short version is that this takes place in an AU Buffy where Willow and Buffy were killed during Graduation. Xander was injured during the fight and moved to England with Giles after he got out of the hospital. Wesley, Spike, Cordelia, and Angel left Sunnydale to found Angel Investigations in LA. The Scourge never showed up in LA, so Doyle is alive and well. Xander returned to Sunnydale after his parents deaths, only to discover they weren't his parents, he was the heir to a fortune held in trust until he turned 21, and he had an older half brother, Peter Venkman.
Fandoms: Buffy/Angel/Ghostbusters Characters: None
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes Word count: 52733

Published: 11/15/04 Updated: 08/29/06

humorous deathfic - This is why we wear nonslip soles at work by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FR-T
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Synopsis: Sid deals with a new arrival at the lab.
AN: I'm a season behind in CSI:NY (don't get the station too good so I have to wait until it comes out on dvd) and just got season three. Grimmy got two new vic. . . err stars for his deathfics thanks to Peyton and Cam from Bones.
Fandoms: CSI New York, General fiction Characters: Other male
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 425

Published: 05/10/08 Updated: 05/10/08

humorous deathfic -- Who knew those suits hid THAT? by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary: Fandom: NCIS
Genre: Slash
Rating: FRC
Pairing:You'll see
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page www.geocities.com/funnyfatalfics
Synopsis: It was just supposed to be a normal convention, even if it was in Miami and the hotel was hosting another convention at the same time.
AN: I got bit by multiple versions of this bunny, so you'll be getting more than one version of this story for each fandom.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: CSI Miami, General fiction, House M.D, N.C.I.S Characters: Ducky aka Dr. Donald Mallard, Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo, Ziva David, Dr. Gregory House, Chief Medical Examiner Alexx Woods, Eric Delko, Lieutenant Horatio Caine, Ryan Wolfe, Tim Speedle
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 298

Published: 05/18/07 Updated: 05/18/07

humorous deathfic: Are you saying an ice cube killed her? by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY/House/CSI: Miami
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Synopsis: Now you know why they have carpeting in hotels
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: general fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 667

Published: 05/09/06 Updated: 05/09/06

humorous deathfic: A what fell on her? by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Mac gets a phone call from the morgue.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 346

Published: 05/10/06 Updated: 05/10/06

humorous deathfic: Conrad, you incredible idiot by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI
Genre: Gen
Rating: FR-T
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series.
Archive: Beyond canon, wwomb, my upcoming humorous deathfics page (under construction)
Synopsis: Sara collapses on a scene. The cause stuns everybody.
AN: For Katelya_mct from sylum, who gave me the Sara bunny. Looks down at bunny currently gnawing on ankle, you want him back? .
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: Sara Sidle
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 536

Published: 12/06/06 Updated: 12/06/06

humorous deathfic: Did I really see what I think I just saw? by Josette Grover Rated: FRT15 - over 15

Summary: Fandom:CSI:Miami/Transformers
Genre: Gen
Rating: FR-T for language
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Archive: Beyond canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page www.geocities.com/funnyfatalfics
Synopsis: Calleigh is stunned, did she really see what she thought she saw?
AN: This is the other story mentioned in 'why H really takes the hummer home every night.' I put the blame firmly for this one on a number of sources. Bev, who first mentioned that the robot in the end of the movie looked just like Horatio when he stood there over the city, all he needed was his hands on his hips and a pair of sunglasses, Tony/Sam who wrote a hilarious Supernatural/Transformers snippet, and Faramir and Draco who fed the bunny till he's ready to burst and pushed the brat in my direction.
AN II: AU, Speed is alive and Ryan is with the team. May or may not take place after another bunny Faramir gave me, which is currently in the 'okay, quit snickering and tell me what to write' stages of development.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: CSI Miami, General fiction, The Transformers Characters: Calleigh Duquesne, Eric Delko, Lieutenant Horatio Caine
Genres: General Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 436

Published: 07/14/07 Updated: 07/14/07

Humorous Deathfic: Don, this is why we try to keep you off the cookies! by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Danny/Mac/Don
Rating: FRT, for swearing
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my Humorous Deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB,.my deathfic page (coming soon)
AN: based on Ginny and Kathie's wonderful Don on a sugarhigh fics.
Synopsis: The gang has to deal with a sugar hyped Montana.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Mac/Danny/Don
Genres: Slash Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 634

Published: 05/09/06 Updated: 05/09/06

humorous deathfic: Greg, care to explain what happened this time? by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary: Fandom: CSI
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page (under construction)
Synopsis: It had been way too quiet in the lab, that's a bad thing, right? It is when a bored Greg Sanders is involved.
AN: Remind me not to let the bunnies watch mythbusters any more, they get too many ideas from the show.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: general fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 525

Published: 08/23/06 Updated: 08/23/06

Humorous Deathfic: How the hell did that happen? by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen

Summary: House, and by extension the Princeton-Plainsboro hospital, deals with the loss of their 'beloved' administrator in a freak accident.
Fandoms: House M.D Characters: Gregory House/James Wilson [House MD], Gregory House/James Wilson/Robert Chase [House MD], Lisa Cuddy [House MD]
Genres: Slash Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 603

Published: 05/09/06 Updated: 05/09/06

humorous deathfic: I didn't know it was plugged in! by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page (upcoming)
Synopsis: They thought it was just a prop
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 261

Published: 05/19/06 Updated: 05/19/06

humorous deathfic: I didn't know you could die from that by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic page
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my upcoming humorous deathfic page (in progress)
Synopsis: Mac explains how he lost another CSI. Umm, whoops?
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 435

Published: 07/31/06 Updated: 07/31/06

humorous deathfic: I shoulda stayed in bed, I really should have just stayed in bed! by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: The Sentinel
Rating: FR-T
Genre: Gen
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page http://www.geocities.com/funnyfatalfics
Synopsis: Blair was in a hurry so he grabbed his special flashlight.
AN: My first Sentinel fic!!! Thanks to be for Patt who wrote and asked me where the Sentinel fics were and Allie who pushed the bunny in my direction.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: General fiction, The Sentinel Characters: Blair Sandburg, Lt. Detective James Ellison, other female, Simon Banks
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 331

Published: 05/31/07 Updated: 05/31/07

humorous deathfic: I told her to calm down before she had a stroke! by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Computers and Montana? They really don't mix.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 326

Published: 06/02/06 Updated: 06/02/06

humorous deathfic: I told her to get out of the way, it's not my fault she didn't listen by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom:CSI
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: WWOMB, Beyond Canon, my humorous deathfics page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Gil is called out for a crime scene. Interestingly, he'd just sent Greg and Sara to the same crime scene an hour ago.
AN: For Buffy Summers, who wrote and told me that she loved how I killed off my characters in this series, and asked me for a Sara Sidle fic thanks to that scene in the season finale (we all know which one I'm talking about). I got the idea for her death from a story I recently read and, to quote Emeril, BAM!
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: Gil Grissom, Greg Sanders, Sara Sidle
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 206

Published: 06/08/06 Updated: 06/08/06

humorous deathfic: I told her to hurry up and get in the car by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics page
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my upcoming humorous deathfics page
Synopsis: Lindsay meets part of the New York nightlife they don't tell you about in the guidebooks.
AN: This story came to be because I'm busy rereading the Ballistics series by Voracity. The plot bunny fanged up and sank his teeth in my ankle.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: Hetero Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 303

Published: 07/04/06 Updated: 07/04/06

humorous deathfic: I told you it was going to kill ya, ya damn twit by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page (under construction)
Synopsis: Mac deals with Lindsay's death.
AN: I put the blame squarely for this fic on Mythbusters. I'm watching right now and they say you can die from breathing helium. I quote 'I stop when my lips turn blue' and I immediately thought of Montana and Sara.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 210

Published: 07/15/06 Updated: 07/15/06

humorous deathfic: I told you not to eat pepperoni pizza after midnight by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary: Fandom: House
Genre: Slash
Pairing: House/Chase/Wilson
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC/MPREG(Don't read if it bothers you) (the bunny bit last night and won't let go)
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Synopsis: The ducklings have to deal with a pregnant House. Happy, happy, joy, joy.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: House/Wilson/Chase
Genres: Slash Warnings: MPreg, Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 541

Published: 05/12/06 Updated: 05/12/06

humorous deathfic: It's the middle of a heat wave, of course it's hot in here by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 662

Published: 05/05/06 Updated: 05/05/06

humorous Deathfic: Keep you opinion to yourself, Montana by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen

Summary: Fandom:CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FR-T
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous Deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Lindsay makes her opinion known to the wrong person, and pays the price for her big mouth.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 544

Published: 06/15/06 Updated: 06/15/06

humorous deathfic: Killed by a cat by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Synopsis: Can somebody really die from a cute, harmless 'itty-witty-bitty' kitty?
AN: No animals were harmed in the course of this story.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 351

Published: 05/09/06 Updated: 05/09/06

humorous deathfic: Mac, I've got good news and bad news by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Sheldon has to explain how Lindsay died.
AN: This is the sequel to 'Are you saying an ice cube killed her?', because a lot of people told me that Sheldon had to tell Mac about Lindsay.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 394

Published: 05/11/06 Updated: 05/11/06

humorous deathfic: Montana did WHAT at Niagara Falls? by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page (under construction)
Synopsis: Mac finds out about the 'unorthodox' death of his not so beloved CSI.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 418

Published: 07/12/06 Updated: 07/12/06

humorous deathfic: Okay, this has got to be one for the record books. by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Lindsay and fruit doesn't mix.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 286

Published: 05/10/06 Updated: 05/10/06

humorous Deathfic: Okay, where the hell did the elephant come from? by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: House
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRT for some swearing
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous Deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: House thought this was going to be a normal day, until one of his Ducklings failed to show up for work.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 242

Published: 05/12/06 Updated: 05/12/06

humorous deathfic: Revenge of the scorned plot bunny by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: Doctor Who (part of my unnamed Doctor/Jack series, if you squint and look hard)
Rating: FR-T for language
Genre: Pre-slash
Pairing: Jack/9th Doctor (in the future)
Characters: 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Jack Harkness, Me, assorted evil plot bunnies and muses
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page www.geocities.com/funnyfatalfics
Synopsis: You remember the Doctor Who bunny I mentioned on Sylum. . . He got loose, with some help.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: Doctor Who, slash fiction Characters: Jack Harkness/Ninth Doctor
Genres: Slash Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 852

Published: 07/08/07 Updated: 07/08/07

humorous deathfic: Rick Stetler--Deceased by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen

Summary: Fandom: CSI:Miami
Genre: Gen
Rating: FR-T
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: The Chief of Police breaks the news to his 'devastated' coworkers that Stetler died.
AN: This story was spawned by a line in Voracity's Miami Childhood AU story posted today on her list.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 365

Published: 12/06/06 Updated: 12/06/06

humorous deathfic: Sara, what part of 'Don't touch' didn't you understand? by Josette Grover Rated: FRT15 - over 15

Summary: Sara thought the sign couldn't possibly apply to her.
Fandoms: CSI Characters: Al Robbins [CSI], Conrad Ecklie [CSI], Sara Sidle [CSI]
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 556

Published: 04/24/07 Updated: 04/24/07

humorous deathfic: The many deaths of Lisa Cuddy by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen

Summary: Fandom: House/Highlander: The series
Genre: Slash
Pairing: House/Wilson/Chase
Rating: FR-T
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my upcoming humorous deathfic page
Synopsis: Cuddy has a bad day at the hospital.
AN: I mentioned on sylum the fact that Lindsay and/or cuddy as a vampire meant that I could kill her in a fic, wait for her to wake up, then kill her again. The darn bunny would not stop howling until I wrote this piece of insanity, except that in this case she's an Highlander type Immortal, not a vampire.
AN II: Silliness and OOC portrayals.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: House/Wilson/Chase
Genres: Slash Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 479

Published: 06/13/06 Updated: 06/13/06

humorous Deathfic: Told him not to drink my coffee by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary: Fandom: CSI
Genre: Gen
Rating; FRC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous Deathfics series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Ecklie learns why you don't steal Greg's coffee.
AN: for everybody who's asked me for an Ecklie deathfic.
AN II: Apologies in advance to Allie if this hits too close to home for you, my thoughts and prayers are with the family of that poor baby.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: Greg Sanders, Other
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 127

Published: 12/02/06 Updated: 12/02/06

Humorous deathfic: Told you that a squirt gun could kill you! by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen

Summary: Fandom: CSI: Miami
Rating: FR-T
Warning: Deathfic
Genre: Gen
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic Series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (in progress)
Synopsis: The boys are bored and the deadly words 'wanna bet' are uttered.
AN: This story is inspired by the urge to hurt somebody at Sleuth Channel who took the show burning Zone off the schedule six episodes before it's finished and a line from Voracity's Demon Ballistics story where Montana dropped off a squirt gun in ballistics. Mac looked at the gun and said 'Okay, I don't think that could have killed anyone'. Grimmy perked up his ears, his nose started twitching, the carrot in his mouth started waggling like W.C. Field's cigar and he started snickering 'wanna bet'!
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: CSI Miami, General fiction Characters: Calleigh Duquesne, Eric Delko, Frank Tripp, Ryan Wolfe, Horatio Caine
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death, Humor
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 401

Published: 04/08/07 Updated: 04/08/07

humorous deathfic: What the hell is that? by Josette Grover Rated: FRM - Mature [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Grissom/Greg, Warrick/Nick
Rating: FRM
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic page
Archive: WWOMB, Beyond Canon, my humorous deathfics page
Synopsis: the gang finds out a secret about Sara when something happens at a sex club.
AN: The spark that spawned this and the other two stories in this set of deathfics jumped me earlier today when a link was posted to sylumclan. http://www.mememachinego.com/archives/001088.html
Somebody mentioned finding one of them at a crime scene and the bunny started howling.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Gil/Greg, Warrick/Nick
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 743

Published: 06/19/06 Updated: 06/19/06

humorous deathfic: What, ya don't have these in Montana? by Josette Grover Rated: FRAO - Adult [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Mac/Danny/Don
Rating: FRAO for use of a rather disturbing prop
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB. My humorous deathfics page (under construction)
Synopsis: Danny and Don mess with Montana's mind with a piece of evidence found at a scene, and put her in her place regarding Mac.
AN: Yeah, I know I promised you a Kill Lindsay fic when the other story was first posted. Grimmy was silent until now, when he gave me two other fics. I still have to do a House fic using this particular item.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Mac/Danny/Don
Genres: Slash Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 790

Published: 07/31/06 Updated: 07/31/06

humorous deathfic: Who you gonna call? by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY/Unidentified fandom to be announced (The title might be a giveaway though)
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic (I write anything else anymore?)
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (In progress)
Synopsis: Lindsay and Danny are out of a case. Only Danny comes back alive.
AN: I had a real ghostbusters bunny nibble on me this weekend (along with the Doogie Howser vampire idea I tormented the sylum list with) and this is the result.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: general fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 371

Published: 06/15/06 Updated: 06/15/06

humorous deathfics: Lindsay, Scissors, and lab coat? Bad idea!!! by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Archive: WWOMB, Beyond Canon, my humorous deathfics page (upcoming)
Synopsis: The others find Lindsay dead in her lab, they have to find out what happened.
AN: You can blame this story on Ginny, who asked me if I'd written a story where they died from running with scissors yet. Grimmy perked up his ears and gave me a half done mini-Grimmy story ideas.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 391

Published: 06/07/06 Updated: 06/07/06

humorous deathfics: What, ya don't have plungers in Montana? by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series.
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Lindsay, leave plumbing to the professionals.
AN: Story came about because of a scene in NCIS where Ducky talks about a man drowning in his kitchen sink, and Buffy Summers who mentioned the kitchen sink in her e-mail asking for a kill Sara fic. There, now I can say I've thrown everything at Montana, including the kitchen sink. Anybody tired of me killing Montana? Listens to sound of crickets chirping and smirks, Didn't think so.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 304

Published: 06/08/06 Updated: 06/08/06

humorous deathfics: Whoops, I think we accidentally killed our scientific expert!! by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary: Fandom:CSI:NY/Mythbusters
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my deathfics page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Lindsay volunteers as a scientific expert on a television show filming in NY. Something happens while she's there.
AN: I'm watching Mythbusters right nhow, and the bunny bit me with a story idea. For the sake of this story, the gang is in New York filming for a special episode instead of California where they normally film.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: general fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 290

Published: 05/11/06 Updated: 05/11/06

humorous deathfics: Why Horatio really brings the Hummer home every night by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen

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Summary: Fandom: CSI: Miami (mention of another fandom)
Genre: Slash (you'll see)
Rating: FR-T for language
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page
Synopsis: Rick knows there's a reason why Horatio takes the Hummer home every night, and he's going to find out why if it kills him. Unfortunately for him, he was right.
Notes: I put the blame for this fic fully on Faramir's paws, he and Draco were talking about Transformers, ejection seats, and then said the magic words, 'Oh Grimmy????'
I've got 2 different variations on this story idea, so you're getting them both. Scowls at cackling bunny, no I don't wanna make it three, even if it is a good way to get rid of Madam Director.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: CSI Miami, slash fiction Characters: Lieutenant Horatio Caine, Rick Stetler, surprise
Genres: Slash Warnings: Character Death, Humor, Language
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 463

Published: 07/15/07 Updated: 07/15/07

I told that bitch to stay away from my man by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: Bourne Supremacy
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Bourne/Kirill
Rating: FR-T for M/M sex
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous Deathfic series
Archive: Beyond canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page
Synopsis: Marie gets a package in the mail
AN: For Suza/Kirill of the Sylumclan yahoo list, who wrote me and asked for a Marie Deathfic. I haven't watched the movies yet, so this nowhere near approaches anything canon.
Fandoms: Bourne Supremacy, slash fiction Characters: Jason/Kirill
Genres: Slash Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 370

Published: 03/15/08 Updated: 03/15/08

I told you not to add the mugwot root too soon! by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: Gen, possible Slash offlist
Pairing: NA
Synopsis: A special potions class goes horribly wrong.
AN: The bunny nibbled on my ankle with a story inspired by the recent discussion on Scribescribbles about a naked potions class and Ryan's challenge, 'is it supposed to be that color?'
AN II: This is AU HP, the events of the books after GOF didn't take place. Sirius and Dumbledore are alive and well and Moldy Voldy is gone. I'm not sure who did him in, but he's gone, gone, gone.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Severus Snape
Genres: General Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 451

Published: 03/19/06 Updated: 03/19/06

If it's Xander, it must be Friday by Josette Grover Rated: FRM - Mature [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandoms: Austin Powers (Scott Evil), Hercules: TLJ & Xena: WP (Ares, Joxer, Cupid, etc) Buffy: The Vampire Slayer (Xander, Spike, Angelus), Highlander: The Series (Methos, Darius, Richie, Duncan), Red Dragon/Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal (Will/Hannibal) plus other universes I happen to write in or have plotted scenes for that haven't been put down on paper (or computer file)
Genre: Slash (you were expecting something else???)
Rating: FRAO for graphic m/m sex
Pairing: Too many to mention
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB
AN: This ficlet is in response to a question posted on Imaginings by Voracity about what you would do if there was a realmal rip and you had to babysit your characters until they could be returned home. This bit of insanity is the result.
AN II: The title is a play on old movies or jokes where a group of travelers is on a whirlwind tour seeing a city a day. The only way they know what city they're in is by the day of the week.
An III: The scene with Scott, Strife, and the Jolt gum. Yes, it's real, I was watching a candy expo on the food network while writing this story, and during the Expo they showed the Jolt booth and announced they were coming out with a Jolt gum. I immediately thought about Scott on a double jolt high. I immediately e-mailed Scribe who owns Scott and Clive, telling her what I had seen and the plot bunny that had bit me. A plot bunny immediately bit her as well, and we agreed to write the stories.
AN IV: Is it still considered a Mary Sue when your characters come to you?Submitted through Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: Austin Powers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Highlander The Series, Silence Of The Lamb, Xena: Warrior Princess Characters: Angel, Ares, Cupid, Cupid, Duncan MacLeod, Joxer, Joxer, Methos, Richie Ryan, Scott Evil, Spike, Strife, Strife
Genres: General Warnings: Masturbation
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: No Word count: 27995

Published: 06/17/07 Updated: 08/22/07

Interlude (parts 0-6 ) by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary: Fandom: BJ Jones Sylum universe, specifically NCIS/Hawaii
Pairing: NA
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Series/Sequel: Part of My AU Drift/McGee universe.
Archive: Sylum Homepage if Bev wants it, Beyond canon.
Synopsis: Declan leaves the apartment and finds a friend to talk to. Stuff ensues.
AN: I have no idea what Harrison's apartment looked like in Hawaii, if he even had an apartment and not a condo or home, so I'm making up all details. In this universe, Drift lives in a second floor apartment with a balcony and outside stairs overlooking the apartment complex' pool.
AN II: AU, AU, AU. This series is officially AU. Drift is still in Hawaii in this series, while in Bev's canon he works at NCIS. Other changes in canon may pop up in this story, that's just the biggest one.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: None
Genres: Slash Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 4460

Published: 02/21/06 Updated: 02/21/06

Jack, what did you get into this time? by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen

Summary: Fandom: Doctor Who
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Jack Harkness/The Doctor (9th)
Rating: FR-T for language
Series/Sequel: Part of my 9th Doctor series.
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB
Synopsis: Jack gets into something he shouldn't have, and he and the Doctor deal with the fallout.
Submitted through Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: Doctor Who, slash fiction Characters: Jack Harkness/Ninth Doctor
Genres: Slash Warnings: Language, m/m
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 3068

Published: 07/17/07 Updated: 09/12/07

Look out Miami, Greta Logan's in Town by Josette Grover Rated: FRM - Mature

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Summary: Fandom: CSI:Miami/Hercules: TLJ & X:WP (Guest appearances by House and Medical Investigations)
Genre: Slash
Pairings: ????
Rating: FRM for m/m sexual relationships
Series/Sequel: Part of my Greta universe
Archive: Beyond canon, WWOMB
Synopsis: What happens when a crime lab has to deal with a botched upgrade and a cranky comptuer tech? Trouble, especially if the tech is Greta Logan.
AN: The bunny howled the other night when I was watching an A & E CSI: Miami marathon and I wondered: How would Horatio deal with a mouthy, opinionated, cranky Greta? I asked if anybody would be interested in reading the story, the general consensus was "are you nuts, of course we want to read it." along with requests that Greta torment Stetler.
AN II: AU season three CSI Miami, Ryan come to the lab when Speed was injured and stayed after Speed returned.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: Criminal Minds, Criminal Minds/CSI Miami/Hercules/House M.D/Magnificent 7/Me, CSI Miami, General fiction, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, House M.D, Medical Investigation, N.C.I.S, slash fiction, The Magnificent Seven - 1998, Xena: Warrior Princess Characters: surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise
Genres: Hetero, Slash Warnings: m/f, m/m, MarySue
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: No Word count: 50127

Published: 07/05/07 Updated: 09/25/08

Meanwhile, back at the dorm by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: Harry Potter
Genre: Slash
Rating: FRT
Pairing: Hermione/Padma/Lavendar, Harry/Ron/Neville
Series/Sequel: Part of unnamed series. Follows 'I told you not to add the mugwot root too soon!', 'The trip back to the dorms', and 'The teachers prepare for the worst'
Warnings: F/F/F, M/M/M sex. Please note, age of consent is sixteen in the UK so while they would be underaged here in the United States, in England they'd just be legal.
AN: I just found out that Padma's in Ravenclaw, not Gryffindor. For this story, I've switched them around, Parvati's in Ravenclaw, and her sister's in Gryffindor.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Other
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 2299

Published: 03/20/06 Updated: 03/21/06

Meanwhile, back at the girls dorm by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: Harry Potter
Genre: Slash
Rating: FRT
Pairing: Hermione/Padma/Lavender, Harry/Ron/Neville
Series/Sequel: Part of unnamed series. Follows 'I told you not to add the mugwot root too soon!', 'Walk back to the dorms', and 'Preparing for the worst.'
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all associated characters belong to JK Rowling. I don't own them, I'm just borrowing them to play with and will return them unharmed, but a lot happier, later.
Synopsis: The girls connect and form a bond in their dorm room. Hermione finds out the joys of female sex and loses her inhibitions. . . and virginity.
Warnings: F/F/F. Please note, age of consent is sixteen in the UK so while they would be underaged here in the United States, in England they'd just be legal.
AN: I just found out that Padma's in Ravenclaw, not Gryffindor. For this story, I've switched them around, Parvati's in Ravenclaw, and her sister's in Gryffindor.
Fandoms: Harry Potter [Movies], slash fiction Characters: Harry/Ron/Neville, Hermione/Padma/Lavender
Genres: Slash Warnings: f/f, femslash, Kink - Threesome
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3808

Published: 03/28/08 Updated: 03/28/08

No, I don't think so by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen

Summary: Ducky's trying to make Gibbs do something he doesn't want to do.
Fandoms: N.C.I.S Characters: Jethro Gibbs/Ducky Mallard [NCIS]
Genres: Slash Warnings: Writing Genre - Snippet
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 361

Published: 12/12/04 Updated: 12/12/04

Not as innocent as you think. by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Chase thinks about the two most men he has a serious crush on just before his world changes forever
Fandoms: House M.D Characters: Gregory House/James Wilson [House MD], Gregory House/James Wilson/Robert Chase [House MD]
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 473

Published: 05/09/06 Updated: 05/09/06

Pay attention, I'm Ignoring you by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary: An ordinary day at work is livened up by a bored lover.
Fandoms: N.C.I.S Characters: Jethro Gibbs/Tony DiNozzo [NCIS]
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: authors choice #391 - Pay attention
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1905

Published: 01/14/05 Updated: 01/14/05

Plot bunny boot camp--Day one by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe

Summary:

ever wonder where plot bunnies learn their trade?

Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG

Fandoms: Original Fic Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Humor
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 272

Published: 05/16/07 Updated: 05/16/07

Questions and answers by Josette Grover Rated: FRM - Mature [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: Doctor Who
Genre: Slash
Pairing: 9th Doctor/Jack Harkness
Series/Sequel: Part of my unnamed 9th Doctor who series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB
Synopsis: The Doctor and Jack talk over breakfast.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: Doctor Who, slash fiction Characters: Jack Harkness/Ninth Doctor
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 633

Published: 07/15/07 Updated: 07/15/07

Ryan Wolfe Evil Genius, at your service Madam by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Genre: Gen
Rating: FR-T
Archive: Looks over at bunny, are you freaking nuts? Never mind, forgot who I was talking to.
Series/Sequel: See above comment
Synopsis: A typical Day at the Compound
AN: This bunny appeared full grown and howling thanks to a comment in the latest installment of Vo's Dragon series, in which Ryan, in an evil genius mood, talks to Stephni about working on his evil genius wardrobe and getting an evil genius pet. He doesn't want a cat because all evil geniuses have a cat, maybe a evil bunny (Ryan's not a writer, otherwise he'd know that all bunnies are evil, they look cute and innocent to lull you into a sense of false security then attack) and his friend said that all ferrets are evil, so how could you tell an evil ferret from a good boy ferret?
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: Austin Powers, CSI Miami, General fiction, x-overs Characters: Ryan Wolfe
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 405

Published: 04/12/07 Updated: 04/12/07

Seven Men against the Darkness by Josette Grover Rated: Parental FFRMCuidance-1

Summary: An emergency e-mail message sends the Ghostbusters running to an abandoned Ghost town to help the owners. This story consists of the main story and 2 epilogues. I have the main story and the first epilogue completed, the second one is nearly finished, so I am posting this story which is my largest at 600 kb and over 200 pages in three sections.
Fandoms: Real Ghostbusters/Magnificent 7/Buffy/Poltergeist: The Legac Characters: Peter/Egon, Buck/JD, Other
Genres: Slash Warnings: AU, Established couple
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 37174

Published: 07/02/04 Updated: 01/12/05

Seven Men Against The Darkness: Epilogue 1 by Josette Grover Rated: FRM - Mature

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Summary: Xander learns about his real past
Fandoms: Real Ghostbusters/Magnificent 7/Buffy/Poltergeist: The Legac Characters: Peter/Egon, Buck/JD, Ethan/Giles, Spike/Angel, Xander/Oz, Wesley/Doyle
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 20083

Published: 01/12/05 Updated: 01/12/05

Seven Men Against The Darkness: Epilogue Two by Josette Grover Rated: FFRMC

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Summary: (Characters: Buck/JD, Wesley/Doyle, Other
Genres: Slash, Hetero
Warnings: AU, Established couple, m/m, m/f, friendship, slash, het
Summary: Thanksgiving comes to Four Corners, and they have a lot to give thanks for this year. )
Fandoms: Real Ghostbusters/Magnificent 7/Buffy/Poltergeist: The Legac Characters: Buck/JD, Wesley/Doyle
Genres: Slash, Hetero Warnings: AU, Established couple, HolidayFic
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 14225

Published: 01/12/05 Updated: 01/12/05

The Bacchii Said I'm WHAT????? by Josette Grover Rated: FRM - Mature

Summary: Fandoms: Buffy, the Vampire Slayer/ Hercules: TLJ & Xena: WP/Highlander: TS
Warning: MPREG
Pairing: Bacchus/Angelus, Angelus/Spike, Joxer/Ares, Bacchus/Dionysus
Synopsis: A year in the life of Angelus as he learns he's pregnant and waits for the `blessed event' to occur. Or you thought The Scourge of Europe was scary before, wait until you catch him in the middle of a mood swing.
AN: This story takes place in the same universe as `Will the real Xander Harris please stand up' `Snapshots: Alex age 2' `Lying to your Watcher is not a good thing' and `The High Cost of Winning.' For everybody who's begged, here you go, the story of Angelus' pregnancy and Xander's birth.
AN II: I figure that time passes differently on Mount Olympus than it does on Earth. This way, Angelus can be pregnant with Xander in the sixties, yet Xander is still a young teen in the late 90s.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: None
Genres: Slash Warnings: AU, MPreg
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: No Word count: 29063

Published: 02/22/05 Updated: 03/26/05

The beginning of the end?(Maybe not) by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Ducky takes matter into his own hands when his lover works himself into a collapse. But everybody knows the saying about the best laid plans of mice and men.
Fandoms: Highlander The Series, Highlander/Man From Uncle/NCIS, N.C.I.S, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Characters: Duncan MacLeod/Methos [Highlander the Series], Illya Kuryakin/Napoleon Solo [Man From Uncle], Jethro Gibbs/Ducky Mallard [NCIS]
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 4826

Published: 12/12/04 Updated: 02/28/05

The Hunt for Will Graham by Josette Grover Rated: FRM - Mature

Summary: Fandom: Red Dragon/MIB: The Animated Series
Pairing: Will/Hannibal(first-time), J/K
Synopsis: A mass murderer is hunting Will. Who will reach him first, Hannibal, The MIB, or the killer?
AN: The idea for this story came about from a challenge posted on Rareslash at least a year or so ago. I started the story then, and let it sit on a back burner before posting a snippet of part one to the Will/Hannibal list asking listmembers if they wanted to see this continued. Miracles of miracles, people said yes.
Fandoms: Red Dragon/MIB: The Animated Series Characters: None
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 604

Published: 11/06/04 Updated: 11/06/04

The Next Day by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: The morning after the night of Scott's birthday. Scott/Varian/Fred
Fandoms: Fantastic Journey, slash fiction Characters: Scott/Varian/Fred
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2931

Published: 10/03/06 Updated: 10/03/06

The teachers prepare for the worst by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: Harry Potter
Series/Sequel: Part of unnamed series, set in same universe as 'I told you not to add the mugwot root too soon!' and 'The trip back to the dorm.'
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Pairing: NA this section
Synopsis: Dumbledore and the others find out the Slytherin and Gryffindor students screwed the potion up and must prepare for the worst, a bunch of horny seventh-year students.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: Professor Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 447

Published: 03/19/06 Updated: 03/19/06

The trip back to the dorms by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: Harry Potter
Genre: Pre-slash
Rating: FRC
Pairing: NA
Series/Sequel: Follows 'I told you not to add the mugwot root too soon!'
Synopsis: The Gryffindors and Slytherins have to walk back to their rooms after class.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Harry Potter/Ron Weasley
Genres: None Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 502

Published: 03/19/06 Updated: 03/19/06

This is why you don't feed the bunnies after midnight by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen

Summary: Fandom: Multiple (NCIS/CSI/HOuse MD/Stargate/Justice Society of America/Captain Marvel)
Genre: Slash
Rating: FR-T (Mentions of M/M sex, but it all happens offscreen)
Synopsis: Take one bored writer, a gunny sack, and bunnies bouncing off the walls. Throw them together in the bag and give it a shake.Voila, insanity ensues.
AN: Umm, crackfic! At it's best? Or would that be at it's worst?
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: Captain Marvel, CSI, General fiction, House M.D, Justice Society of America, N.C.I.S, Stargate SG-1 Characters: Dr. Gregory House, Gil Grissom, Greg Sanders, Janet Frasier, Nick Stokes, Sara Sidle, Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo, Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Billy Batson, Doctor Mid-nite, Rick Tyler
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 290

Published: 05/24/07 Updated: 05/24/07

Tony, you've been a bad boy by Josette Grover Rated: FRM - Mature [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Pairing: DiNozzo/?
Synopsis: Tony's been misbehaving at the office, and his Master has had enough and punishes him.
AN: I have no idea of how the typical Dom/Sub relationship exists, except what I've read in various stories. So if this comes off as not real, my apologies.
Kinks mentioned in this story are, but not limited to, Spanking, bondage, food play, costumes, and naked housework.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo
Genres: Slash Warnings: BDSM, Bondage, Food Play, Spanking
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 5146

Published: 12/13/04 Updated: 01/12/05

Top five things the Doctor did not do (and one he did) by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen

Summary: Fandom: Doctor Who
Genre: Slash
Series/Sequel: Part of my 'top five things' series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB
Synopsis: What the title says. (I may write a couple of these ideas if anybody's interested)
Submitted through Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: Doctor Who, slash fiction Characters: Jack Harkness/Ninth Doctor
Genres: Non-fic, Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 505

Published: 08/02/07 Updated: 08/02/07

Top Five things you will never hear on network tv by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 1] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: Multifandom
Rating: FR-T
Genre: Gen
Series/Sequel: Nope
Archive: Beyond canon, WWOMB
Submitted through Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: CSI, CSI Miami, Eureka, General fiction, House M.D, Monk Characters: None
Genres: General, Non-fic Warnings: Humor
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 137

Published: 08/03/07 Updated: 08/03/07

Trouble Squared by Josette Grover Rated: FRAO - Adult [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: Voracity's Chicago Series(Biker Mice from Mars & Buffy: TVS) & original character of mine
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Throttle/Xander
Rating: FRAO, no actual sex but established relationships
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB
Synopsis: Greta comes to Chicago for college and meets some new friends.
AN: Voracity put me up to this, she commented on the fact that I written Greta into another story I'm writing, saying she missed reading about my alter-ego, then a plot bunny bit her and she lobbed it in my direction.
AN II: Written in alternating first person (Greta) and third person viewpoint.
AN III: Micah Simms, Lorne Cash, and Maxine (Max) London are from the tv show Spy Games.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: None
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 2506

Published: 10/14/05 Updated: 10/16/05

Two Coroners Meet At The Hotel Bar by Josette Grover Rated: FRT15 - over 15 [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Two coroners meet in the hotel restaurant/bar after yet another boring lecture and compare notes on their lovers, co-workers, and other aggravations.
Fandoms: C.S.I/N.C.I.S, CSI, N.C.I.S Characters: Al Robbins/Jim Brass [CSI], Jethro Gibbs/Ducky Mallard [NCIS]
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1159

Published: 12/12/04 Updated: 12/12/04

Visiting Family can Be Hazardous to your health by Josette Grover Rated: FRT15 - over 15

[Reviews - 4] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: House, M.D., Hercules:The Legendary Journeys, Xena:WP with mention of NCIS and Spy Game
Genre: Slash
Pairings: Ares/Joxer/Hades, House/Wilson/Chase, Cupid/Strife, Bliss/Asclepius
Rating: FR-T, no actual sex, but mentions of adult relationships
Warning: MPREG
Series/Sequel: Part of my Greta universe
Archive: Joxerotica, WWOMB, Beyond Canon
Synopsis: Greta was stuck in New Jersey because of a diverted flight. She thought visiting her great-nephew would an easy way to pass the time. How little she knew.
AN: Here there be Cuddy bashing.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: Harry Potter [Movies], Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, House M.D, N.C.I.S, slash fiction, The Real Ghostbusters, Xena: Warrior Princess Characters: Gregory House/Robert Chase, Cupid/Strife
Genres: Slash Warnings: MPreg
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No Word count: 29448

Published: 05/15/06 Updated: 05/10/07

Warm by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [Reviews - 0] Featured Stories

Summary: Fandom: BJ Jones' Sylum universe, specifically NCIS/Hawaii
Pairing: Tim McGee/Sean Harrison(Drift)
Genre: Slash
Rating; FRT, established relationship, no actual sex (at least in this part)
Series/Sequel: Sequel to Cold
Archive: Sylum homepage if Bev wants it, WWOMB, Beyond Canon
Synopsis: Drift has a miserable day at the office
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: None
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 600

Published: 02/21/06 Updated: 02/21/06

Welcome to the JD convention, Hope you survive the next three days by Josette Grover Rated: FRM - Mature

Summary: Fandom: Multi-fandom (Supernatural/Tru Calling/NCIS/CSI Miami/CSI New York/CSI/Bones/Kung Fu, the Legend continues/Dark Justice/Magnificent 7/Due South/House MD/Quincy/Emergency/)
Genre: Gen with Slash overtones
Rating: FR-T
Synopsis: It's time for the Justice Demon conference.
AN: This story came about from a bunny posted on the imaginings list. We were talking about how Speed's mother was a social worker, what if she was actually Halfrek, the Vengeance Demon over lost childhoods. That morphed into who on our favorite shows would make a good justice demon. The bunny arrived full grown and latched onto my ankle.
Fandoms: Bones, CSI, CSI Miami, CSI New York, Dark Justice, Due South, Emergency, general fiction, House M.D, Kung Fu: The Legend Continues, N.C.I.S, Supernatural, The Magnificent Seven - 1998, Tru Calling Characters: Abby Sciuto, Alexx Woods, Anthony Dinozzo, Constable Benton Fraser, Dean Winchester, Det. Kermit Griffin, Dr. Wilson, Ducky (Donald Mallard), Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Mack Taylor aka Mac, Nick Marshall, Nick Stokes, Seely Booth, Tim Speedle, Tru Davies, Warrick Brown
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 4144

Published: 04/30/08 Updated: 09/14/08

What type of moron puts poison in her coffee? by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe