Expose In Space
by Hondo
There's John and Maureen in the Jupiter 2
Standing arm in arm, admiring the view
He's thinking of the next heroic deed he can do
Whilst she's wondering what she can add to the stew.
Down below is our Major his name is Don West
He's fooling with Judy, but their game is no jest
To partake her delights, 'twas always his quest
Now with both Don and her vibrator, she's doubly blessed.
Young Will once again seems to be taking the piss
Out of all of the adults who have been so remiss
How is it they never think naught is amiss
Constantly outsmarted by such a precocious child as this.
And there is young Penny, a good girl I'm sure
Staying far away from vices that try to lure
Heeding Mom's lessons on the benefits of remaining demure
Let's face it, unless she fancies Smith she'll always be pure.
Of course we can't forget Dr. Smith, though I try
A coward and traitor, an ever unreliable guy
In times of great danger the craven doth cry
But he's first in the queue when there's riches near by.
And then there's the Robot, bringing up the rear,
A pet for the children, they think he's a dear
A scapegoat for Smith to hide behind in times of fear
Warning Will Robinson - danger is near........
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