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The Daily Life of Darien Fawkes 2: Nicknames
by Lylia
"Foxy Fawkes."
"Shut up."
"Oh! I know, Daring Darien. What do you think?"
"Don't you have anything better to do?"
"Let me think...No. Dashing Darien."
"Nope."
"Funky Fawkes."
"Have you lost your mind?"
"Dreamy Darien. Fruity Fawkes. Frumpy Fawkes. Dippy Darien."
"No. No. No. NO!"
"Listen Dickhead Darien, your a super hero, right?"
"Wrong"
"And as a super hero, you need a name befitting a super hero and The Invisible Man wont cut it."
"What about you? Don't you need a name? And wouldn't that make you my side-kick?"
"Hey! Bobby Hobbes is Nobody's side-kick."
"Ok sure, Hideous Hobbes."
"Hey!"
"Hairy Hobbes."
"Well that couldn't be further from the truth."
"Bitter Bobby."
"No, you mean Beloved Bobby, Heavenly Hobbes."
"Oh sure, yeah. That's exactly what I meant. Hey! I just had a great idea."
"Oh please somebody notify the papers! Fantastic Fawkes has an idea, and a great one at that."
"Fine, Hoggish Hobbes, Im not going to tell you now."
"Oh I'm SO sorry Delightful Darien, Please go on."
"Well Im thinking instead of sitting here annoying each other, why don't we go annoy my wonderful Keeper."
"Clever Claire?"
"Yep."
"Ok, Foxy. Lets go."
THE END
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