More uses for PLAM!!!!
10) Ice sculptures. (ooh, you could make a life size clone in ice!!!)
9) Plam: a more efficient Q-tip.
8) A device for picking locks. If it doesn't work, it'll probably shatter the lock.
7) A stick for shishkabobs.
6) A stick for roasting marshmellows.
5) A tire slasher, to use against that person on your holiday gift list who took your parking space.
4) A sleeker, more hip fork.
3) Accupuncture. (Now you know why HMO's don't pay for alternative therapy.)
2) Something to put a hole in a keg of beer. Party Hearty!
and the #1 alternative use for Plam.....
is to clear up Mulder's anal-retentive problem in one easy shot.