Member Since: 07/01/04
Website: http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde
Bio:
I've been writing in various forms since I was five years old. When I was about 14, my love turned to fan fiction, and I haven't looked back since... though I've gotten a hell of a lot better at writing it, IMHO.
Beta-reader: No
Beta Specialties:
Beta Fandoms:
None
None
None Fandoms: general fiction, hetero fiction, Movies, Star Wars: A New Hope, Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Characters: None
Genres: General, Hetero Warnings: Angst
Challenges: None
Open: No
Fandoms: Angel Characters: None
Genres: Hetero Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Open: No
Fandoms: Angel, slash fiction, Television Characters: None
Genres: Slash Warnings: m/m
Challenges: None
Open: No
Fandoms: The 10th Kingdom Characters: Virgina Lewis [10th Kingdom], Wolf [10th Kingdom], Wolf/Virginia Lewis [10th Kingdom]
Genres: General, Hetero Warnings: Angst, AU, Dark Themes, Drama
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1827
Title: Beer Not So Bad
Series: What the Hell
Distribution: Anyone who has my fic, anyone who asks me for it, my site
[http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde]
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Buffy peeps, much as I wish I did. I make no money from
this, and no copyright infringement is intended.
'Ship: S/X
Classification: comedy, some romance
Summary: Spike and Xander get drunk together.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: season 3 and 4 of Buffy, I suppose
Feedback: Always welcome to velvet_wild@yahoo.com
Fandoms: Angel, slash fiction, Television Characters: Spike, Spike, Spike/Xander, Spike/Xander, Xander
Genres: Slash Warnings: Humor, Language, m/m, slash
Challenges: None
Series: What the Hell
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1769
Pairing: Will/Elizabeth, Will/Jack
Summary: Elizabeth and Will think of how things have changed... and why they're better off.
Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean unfortunately. I also do not own the brilliant song "Gates of the Country" which inspired me to write this. Also unfortunately.
Distribution: Let me know and you're welcome to it
Notes: I wasn't going to do this until I finished a few other fics, then I was listening to my Black Lab CD and I had to. Everything in ~~s is lyrics.
Finished: July 16th, 2003
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Fandoms: hetero fiction, Movies, slash fiction, The Pirates Of The Caribbean Characters: Elizabeth/Will, Jack/Will, Jack/Will
Genres: Hetero, Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 738
Distribution: Anyone who has my fic, anyone who asks me for it, my site [http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde ]
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, the song, just the story. I'll return them all in mint condition, I promise!
'Ship: Cordy/Doyle-ish
Classification: angst
Summary: Cordelia misses Doyle at Christmas.
Rating: PG (FRC)
Spoilers: through "Hero"
Feedback: to velvet_wild@yahoo.com
Completion Date: '99, I think
Fandoms: Angel Characters: Alan Francis Doyle, Cordelia Chase
Genres: Hetero Warnings: Angst, HolidayFic
Challenges: None
Series: The Return
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 584
Author: Elizabeth Wilde
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Bobby/Darien
Summary: “Knew you’d notice eventually, partner.”
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don’t own the boys. Don’t sue me. I’m just having fun here.
Distribution: Anyone already archiving my fic, my site at
http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde [as soon as the bar on posting it anywhere but
slashfest lifts, of course ;) ]
Author’s Notes: Written for the Slashfest community on LiveJournal. The prompt was
given by z_rayne: Darien/Bobby: Going undercover as a gay couple. NOTE: This story
did not end up at all the way I originally planned. The boys had other plans, apparently…
not that I mind. It was originally going to be longer and more involved. :shrug:
Apparently my brain can no longer handle writing decent plots because it edited all the
plot out as I typed. It may one day warrant a sequel. This is also my first Invisible Man fic
(at least completed one), and I'm relatively pleased with it given how long it's been since
I've seen more than a few stray eps of the series.
Fandoms: slash fiction, Television, The Invisible Man - 2000 Characters: Darien/Bobby
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 961
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, the song, just the story. I'll return them all in mint condition, I promise!
'Ship: Cordy/Gunn-ish
Classification: comedy, holiday fun
Summary: The Angel gang celebrates Christmas together.
Rating: PG (FRC)
Spoilers: through "Guys Will be Guise"
Fandoms: Angel Characters: Angel/Cordelia Chase
Genres: Hetero Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 663
Pairing: Will/Jack/Elizabeth
Summary: Elizabeth has a bit of a surprise for her fiancé.
Distribution: Savvy, my site at and anyone else who asks me nicely.
Disclaimer: I don't own any Pirates of the Caribbean characters, unfortunately.
Notes: I loved Elizabeth too much to keep breaking her heart without doing something nice first.
I also don't normally post WIP fic, but... I am. So there! And I was looking at piccies of Johnny Depp with long hair today, so I felt the need to picture it when I was writing.
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Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Jack/Will/Elizabeth
Genres: Hetero, Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 861
Fandoms: The 10th Kingdom Characters: The Huntsman [10th Kingdom]
Genres: General Warnings: Angst, Dark Themes, Writing Genre - Ficlet
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 357
Title: Dating the Devil
Series: What the Hell
Distribution: Anyone who has my fic, anyone who asks me for it,
my site [http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde]
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Buffy people. I make no money. Don't sue me.
'Ship: S/X
Classification: comedy, romance
Summary: Xander makes Spike take him out.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: none, maybe some season 3 of Buffy
Feedback: to velvet_wild@yahoo.com if you really love me
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Spike/Xander
Genres: Slash Warnings: Humor, m/m, slash
Challenges: None
Series: What the Hell
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 973
Fandoms: The 10th Kingdom Characters: Virgina Lewis [10th Kingdom], Wolf [10th Kingdom], Wolf/Virginia Lewis [10th Kingdom]
Genres: Hetero Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 888
Fandoms: CSI Characters: Gil Grissom/Greg Sanders [CSI]
Genres: Slash Warnings: m/m, Romance, Vignette
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 506
Pairing: Matt/Adrian
Summary: "Matt stared open-mouthed at the other teen as if it might all suddenly make sense. Part of him wanted to run screaming from the room. Part of him was still worked up from what Ava had started and found the idea of a little payback sort of appealing."
Category: PWP
Disclaimer: I don't own any Nip/Tuck characters, unfortunately, but I do reserve the right as a fan to do dirty things with them and make no money. Go me!
Distribution: Sites where my fic is already archived, people who ask me nicely, my site
Notes: Written for http://www.livejournal.com/community/slashfest/
My challenge was:
Adrian/Matt: Ava is trying a new sexual experience on Matt who doesn't really like it,
Adrian comforts. (n.b.: not a threesome !) [Request by Anonymous]. I admit that I don't have the grip I'd like on Adrian and no eps on tape to review to refresh myself, so forgive any ooc-ness. This is my very first effort in the Nip/Tuck `verse as it is the newest of my obsessions.
Completed: December 14, 2005
Submitted through the NipTuck_Slash mailing list.
Fandoms: Nip/Tuck, slash fiction, Television Characters: Matt/Adrian
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1350
Summary: "I expected it to be dirtier."
Pairing: Draco/Ron
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys, and I’m sure J.K. Rowling would gouge out my eyes if she ever knew I’d done this. So don’t tell on me and I won’t charge you to read it.
Distribution: List archives, anyone already archiving my fic, anyone who asks nicely, my site at http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde
Notes: Lyrics come from the song “I Know†by Save Ferris featured on the ’10 Things I Hate About You’ soundtrack. I gave myself a random lyric challenge by hitting my iTunes on random and picking the first song that played. Very quick little jump-starter for my brain written and edited in about an hour.
Completed: November 27, 2004
Fandoms: Books, Harry Potter [Movies], Movies, slash fiction Characters: None
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 737
Fandoms: Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Numb3rs, Numb3rs Characters: Don Eppes, Megan, Winifred 'Fred' Burkle, Willow/Charlie Eppes
Genres: Hetero Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4330
Fandoms: A Knight's Tale Characters: Geoffrey Chaucer/Wat Falhurst [A Knight's Tale]
Genres: Slash Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Humor, Kink - Masturbation, Kink - Voyeurism, m/m, Relationship - Friendship, Romance, Sexual Relationship - Graphic
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2704
Title: Keep Myself Awake
Series: none; set during the events of "Passage"
Distribution: Anyone who has my fic, anyone who asks me for it,
http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde [my site]
Disclaimer: I don't own any SW characters. Don't sue!
'Ship: Qui-Gon/other
Classification: romance
Summary: Qui-Gon watches Tanilea sleeping.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: none
Feedback: to velvet_wild@yahoo.com
Fandoms: hetero fiction, Movies, Star Wars: A New Hope, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Characters: original character, Qui-Gon Jinn/ofc
Genres: Hetero Warnings: Angst, m/f, Romance
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 595
Title: Learning Curve
Distribution: Anybody who asks for it, pretty much. I'm easy :)
http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Hercules characters or Athena. Phyrra's all mine, though!
Ha! Uhm... I don't mean any offense usin' the people, so don't sue me and stuff, k?
'Ship: Iolaus/other
Classification: general, humor, mild romance
Summary: Athena decides to teach Iolaus a lesson.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Not a one. I don't think...
Feedback: to velvet_wild@yahoo.com
Completed: June 7, 2000
Fandoms: Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Television Characters: Hercules, Iolaus
Genres: General, Hetero Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2458
Author: Elizabeth Wilde
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Forever Knight/Star Wars crossover.
Pairings: none
Disclaimer: I don’t own anybody, sadly. I’m also not making any money off of
this.
Distribution: My site at http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde, anyone who asks
nicely, anyone who already archives my fic.
Fandoms: Forever Knight, Forever Knight/Star Wars, general fiction, Movies, Star Wars: A New Hope, Television, x-overs Characters: Nick, other female, other male
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2866
Title: A Moment of Forgiveness
Rating: PG-13 (suggestive situations, alcohol)
Pairing: Angel/Xander
Spoilers: for all of both Buffy and Angel. So there.
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns this stuff, not me. I’m not making money, just doing
wrong, dirty things with characters. Back off.
Distribution: My site at http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde, anyone who already
archives my fic, anyone who asks nicely.
Summary: First kisses and internal ramblings. Xander’s POV.
Notes: Done for http://www.livejournal.com/community/slashfest. I took it because I’ve
never written Angel/Xander and never really liked the pairing. I was watching an old ep
the other day and realized I could kind of see it… so I had to give it a try.
Fandoms: Angel, slash fiction, Television Characters: Angel/Xander, Angel/Xander
Genres: Slash Warnings: friendship, Hurt/Comfort, m/m
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 820
Title: Passage
Series: Through the Years
Distribution: Anyone who has my fic already, anyone who asks for it,
http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the SW characters or any of the songs used. Tanilea and anyone
else you don't recognize are, however, mine. Go me! Don't sue, k?
'Ship: Qui-Gon/other, Obi-Wan/other, Anakin/Amidala
Classification: general (little bit of everything)
Summary: A story spanning from 13 years before The Phantom Menace to just before A New Hope.
It tells the story of Tanilea Jamelle and involves all the major players from Phantom
Menace.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Up to A New Hope.
Feedback: to velvet_wild@yahoo.com
Fandoms: general fiction, hetero fiction, Movies, Star Wars: A New Hope, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, original character, original character, Qui-Gon Jinn, Qui-Gon Jinn/ofc
Genres: General, Hetero, Song, fic Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Character Death, Drama, friendship, het, Hurt/Comfort, implied sex, m/f, Romance
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 27123
Author: Elizabeth Wilde
Rating: R
Summary: Lacroix finds a familiar face at The Raven.
Disclaimer: I own only the original chars. Somebody else owns Lacroix, more’s
the pity. I’m making no money from this, just getting a happy.
Distribution: My site at http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde, anyone who asks
nicely, anyone already archiving my fic.
Fandoms: Forever Knight, General fiction, hetero fiction, Television Characters: LaCroix, other
Genres: General, Hetero Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1025
Pairings: none
Summary: Doyle's death hits Cordy hardest.
Distribuation: http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde , anyone who asks nice, anyone who already archives my fic Disclaimer: I don't own Angel chars, sadly enough. Notes: The storyline sprung from the song "LA Song" by Beth Hart from the Screaming for my Supper album, which is amazing.
Fandoms: Angel Characters: Alan Francis Doyle, Angel, Cordelia Chase
Genres: General Warnings: Angst, Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 494
Author: Elizabeth Wilde
Rating: PG
Summary: A Star Trek/Xena crossover. No, really.
Disclaimer: I own no one.
Distribution: www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde, anyone who asks nice, anyone who
already archives my fic
Fandoms: General fiction, Hercules/Xena/Star Trek TNG, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Star Trek The Next Generation, Television, x-overs, Xena: Warrior Princess Characters: Gabrielle, Gabrielle, Xena, Xena
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1549
Title: Temptation Waits
Distribution: Anyone who asks for it, the Vampire Hunter D Archives, http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde [my site]
Disclaimer: I do not own any VHD or Buffy characters or the song "Temptation Waits" by Garbage.
Wish I owned all of 'em, but all I've got is the concept of the story. Oh, and Dracula
ain't mine either.
'Ship: some Buffy/D
Classification: general (has humor, romance, drama, action... I'm just that good)
Summary: D comes to Sunnydale to help Buffy fight Dracula once again.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: through "Dracula" on Buffy
Feedback: to velvet_wild@yahoo.com
Fandoms: Anime, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Vampire Hunter D, general fiction, hetero fiction, Television, Vampire Hunter D, x-overs Characters: None
Genres: General, Hetero Warnings: Angst
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7715
Distribution: Anyone who has my fic, anyone who wants it, http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde [my site]
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from Angel, and I'm not making any money off of this. So there!
'Ship: slight Cordy/Doyle
Classification: general
Summary: A mysterious old woman may have the solution to Cordelia's problem.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: through "Hero" on Angel
Fandoms: Angel Characters: Cordy/Doyle
Genres: Hetero Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: The Return
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 618
Distribution: Anyone who has my fic, anyone who wants it, http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde [my site]
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the 'Angel' characters. Don't sue. I have nothing to give you.
'Ship: Cordy/Doyle
Classification: romance, fluffy happy stuff
Summary: Whatever is in the mysterious vial works.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: through "Hero" on Angel
Feedback: to velvet_wild@yahoo.com
Fandoms: Angel Characters: Cordy/Doyle
Genres: Hetero Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: The Return
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 645
Author: Elizabeth Wilde [velvet_wild@yahoo.com]
Rating: NC-17 [sexual situations, strong language, squicky situations... but, y'know, no
violence or anything]
Pairing: Connor/Wes
Spoilers: Angel season 3 finale
Summary: Strange dreams help Wes & Connor find each other again.
Category: AU, mild romance, smut
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own anyone. The title and song blurb that opens the fic come
from the Fuel song "These Things" from the album Natural Selection. Buy it. The story
itself is mine, so I'd appreciate you not stealing it.
Distribution: Barely Breathing [http://www.biteyourtongue.net/barely], Whispering Moon
[http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde], and anyone else who asks for my permission and
to whom I grant it.
Author's Notes: Considering I've been running a Connor/Wes site for about a year, it seems more
than due for me to actually write a fic using the pairing, and after the Angel 3rd
season finale... well, it was necessary. Is it a brilliant fic? No. But it made me happy.
Completed: 10-9-03
Fandoms: Angel, slash fiction, Television Characters: Connor, Connor, Wesley Wyndham-Pryce, Wesley Wyndham-Pryce
Genres: Slash Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, AU, graphic sex, m/m, slash, Underage
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1612
Title: Waking Dreams
Series: Anakin & Amidala: The Missing Years #1
Distribution: Anyone who has my fic, anyone who asks me for it,
http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde [my site]
Disclaimer: I don't own any SW characters or the song from The King and I. Don't sue!
'Ship: Anakin/Amidala
Classification: romance
Summary: Amidala and Anakin's thoughts about each other prior to their courtship.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Phantom Menace
Feedback: to velvet_wild@yahoo.com
Fandoms: general fiction, hetero fiction, Movies, Star Wars: A New Hope, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Characters: other female, other male
Genres: General, Hetero, Song, fic Warnings: Romance
Challenges: None
Series: Anakin & Amidala: The Missing Years
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 587
Title: West Within
Distribution: Anyone who has my fic, anyone who wants it and asks,
http://www.geocities.com/livia_augusta/myfic.html [my site]
Disclaimer: I do not own Resident Evil: Code Veronica. I haven't even played it.
Don't sue! I also don't own the songs used here. The title comes from a Ben
Folds Five song called "Best Imitation of Myself", so, obviously, it isn't mine.
A-duh.
'Ship: Wesker/Chris, Steve/Claire
Classification: general [angst, romance, drama, etc.]
Summary: Things get a bit complicated when Claire is kidnapped by Wesker's
Organization.
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Resident Evil: Code Veronica. Yes, that's *all*
Feedback: to velvet_wild@yahoo.com
Notes: I have never played the games. I have watched while my dear friend Feral
played them. So... I'm not an expert. I just hated watching Steve die because I
grew terribly attached to him, and I thought Wesker was a complete hottie. I
have made Claire cooler and thereby more deserving of Steve's love for the
purposes of this story... though that doesn't guarantee a happy fuzzy ending, so
don't get your hopes up.
Fandoms: hetero fiction, Resident Evil: Code Veronica, slash fiction Characters: Steve/Claire, Wesker/Chris
Genres: Hetero, Slash Warnings: Angst, m/m, Oral sex
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 5126
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the song "She's So High" by Tal Bachman, just the story. I'll return the others in mint condition, I promise!
'Ship: Cordy/Doyle
Classification: romance/humor
Summary: Doyle receives a surprising phone call.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: none, really
Fandoms: Angel Characters: Cordy/Doyle
Genres: Hetero Warnings: het, Humor, m/f, Romance
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 632


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