Summary: Rating: PG13.
Pairing: Nada.
Fandom: Firefly.
Disclaimer: I don't make up the 'verses, I just fuck with them.
Spoilers: Nothing overmuch. It would help if you've watched the ten episodes that aired (grumblegrumbleFoxBastardsgrumble).
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Distribution: HiTG, http://hole.adamao.org as well as list archives.
Everyone else, just ask.
Author's Notes: For Twi's person/gun/note/200words drabble challenge. And to Min, for making me do it.
Summary: She counts herself lucky.
Fandoms: Firefly Characters: Zoe Washburne
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 215
Penname: sa [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 06/08/05
Website: http://hole.adamao.org
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Published: 07/11/08 Updated: 07/11/08
Summary: Confirming reality.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, slash fiction Characters: Tara/Willow
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 825
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, slash fiction Characters: Tara/Willow
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 825
Published: 01/09/06 Updated: 01/09/06
Summary: Rating: PG.
Pairing: Nada.
Fandom: Law and Order: Criminal Intent.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing specific. Consider it second season, though.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I'm a rabid Law and Order fan. I've seen most episodes of the recent seasons of the orignal, and almost all the episodes of the spin-offs. I really think the only reason CI was successful was because of Vincent D'Onofrio. He lights up the fucking television screen. And you watch him and Katheryn Erbe, and they just take over. The story becomes "what will they do next" instead of "what's the killer doing." It's beautiful. And their characters are inspiring.
Summary: What they do and who they are.
Fandoms: general fiction, Law And Order: Criminal Intent Characters: surprise
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 610
Pairing: Nada.
Fandom: Law and Order: Criminal Intent.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing specific. Consider it second season, though.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I'm a rabid Law and Order fan. I've seen most episodes of the recent seasons of the orignal, and almost all the episodes of the spin-offs. I really think the only reason CI was successful was because of Vincent D'Onofrio. He lights up the fucking television screen. And you watch him and Katheryn Erbe, and they just take over. The story becomes "what will they do next" instead of "what's the killer doing." It's beautiful. And their characters are inspiring.
Summary: What they do and who they are.
Fandoms: general fiction, Law And Order: Criminal Intent Characters: surprise
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 610
Published: 06/18/08 Updated: 06/18/08
Summary: Rating: PG.
Pairing: Nada.
Fandom: Law and Order.
Disclaimer: I don't make up the 'verses, I just fuck with them.
Spoilers: Vague spoilers for the thirteenth season episode "Tradgey on Rye."
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Distribution: HiTG, http://hole.adamao.org as well as list archives. Everyone else, just ask.
Author's Notes: Last in a series of unrelated Law & Order shorts. Thanks to Min.
Summary: So a guy walks into a bar with this look on his face.
Fandoms: Law And Order Characters: Jack McCoy
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 555
Pairing: Nada.
Fandom: Law and Order.
Disclaimer: I don't make up the 'verses, I just fuck with them.
Spoilers: Vague spoilers for the thirteenth season episode "Tradgey on Rye."
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Distribution: HiTG, http://hole.adamao.org as well as list archives. Everyone else, just ask.
Author's Notes: Last in a series of unrelated Law & Order shorts. Thanks to Min.
Summary: So a guy walks into a bar with this look on his face.
Fandoms: Law And Order Characters: Jack McCoy
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 555
Published: 07/08/08 Updated: 07/08/08
Summary: Rating: G.
Pairing: Clark/Lex.
Fandom: Smallville.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://hole.adamao.org; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Originally started for Slod's "Slod's Mom Challenge," but it was finals week so I flaked out. Finished in the Great Summer Inventory of '03. Thanks, as always, goes to Minim.
Summary: Full naked is always better than half.
Fandoms: Smallville Characters: Clark/Lex
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 338
Pairing: Clark/Lex.
Fandom: Smallville.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://hole.adamao.org; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Originally started for Slod's "Slod's Mom Challenge," but it was finals week so I flaked out. Finished in the Great Summer Inventory of '03. Thanks, as always, goes to Minim.
Summary: Full naked is always better than half.
Fandoms: Smallville Characters: Clark/Lex
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 338
Published: 09/11/08 Updated: 09/11/08
Summary: The best part of waking up
Fandoms: Fastlane, slash fiction Characters: Van/Deaq
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1358
Fandoms: Fastlane, slash fiction Characters: Van/Deaq
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1358
Published: 10/06/06 Updated: 10/06/06
Summary: She feels alone, as though there is only one girl in all the world chosen for this hell.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Buffy
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1972
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Buffy
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1972
Published: 09/03/05 Updated: 09/03/05
Summary: Art appreciation.
Fandoms: The Sentinel Characters: Jim/Blair
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 448
Fandoms: The Sentinel Characters: Jim/Blair
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 448
Published: 02/28/09 Updated: 02/28/09
Summary: Rating: G.
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski.
Fandom: due South.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing specific. It's the whole "know they exist" thing.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I love it when these guys get into my brain. This bunny came right after I finished "Subtlety," the RayK vices fic, when I thought about some other things that characterize him. Dancing came to mind, which brought to mind him dancing, and then dancing with Fraser. It's a device used in many stories, but never fleshed out enough for me. So here's a try. Thanks to Nestra for a lovely beta.
Summary: But if you'll only grant me the right/To hold you ever so tight/And to feel in the night the nearness of you.
Fandoms: Due South, slash fiction Characters: Fraser/Kowalski
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1400
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski.
Fandom: due South.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing specific. It's the whole "know they exist" thing.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I love it when these guys get into my brain. This bunny came right after I finished "Subtlety," the RayK vices fic, when I thought about some other things that characterize him. Dancing came to mind, which brought to mind him dancing, and then dancing with Fraser. It's a device used in many stories, but never fleshed out enough for me. So here's a try. Thanks to Nestra for a lovely beta.
Summary: But if you'll only grant me the right/To hold you ever so tight/And to feel in the night the nearness of you.
Fandoms: Due South, slash fiction Characters: Fraser/Kowalski
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1400
Published: 05/24/08 Updated: 05/24/08
Summary: Rating: PG.
Pairing: Nada.
Fandom: Law and Order: Criminal Intent.
Disclaimer: I don't make up the 'verses, I just fuck with them.
Spoilers: Nothing special, just assume second season.
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Distribution: HiTG, http://hole.adamao.org as well as list archives.
Everyone else, just ask.
Author's Notes: This is a result of NBC's Saturday night crimefest, Law and Order Style. Vincent D'Onofrio is too awesome to not write about.
Summary: Goren doesn't need drugs to get him high. Thanks to Min for indulging me in a once-over.
Fandoms: Law And Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Det. Robert Goren
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 567
Pairing: Nada.
Fandom: Law and Order: Criminal Intent.
Disclaimer: I don't make up the 'verses, I just fuck with them.
Spoilers: Nothing special, just assume second season.
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Distribution: HiTG, http://hole.adamao.org as well as list archives.
Everyone else, just ask.
Author's Notes: This is a result of NBC's Saturday night crimefest, Law and Order Style. Vincent D'Onofrio is too awesome to not write about.
Summary: Goren doesn't need drugs to get him high. Thanks to Min for indulging me in a once-over.
Fandoms: Law And Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Det. Robert Goren
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 567
Published: 07/08/08 Updated: 07/08/08
Summary: Rating: PG.
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski.
Fandom: due South.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Not a specific episode, but post-Mountie on the Bounty and pre-Call of the Wild.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: One more in my ongoing exploration of due South. Another one of those things briefly addressed in fanfic, but never really explored.
Summary: Beyond the red wool.
Fandoms: Due South, slash fiction Characters: Fraser/Kowalski
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 875
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski.
Fandom: due South.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Not a specific episode, but post-Mountie on the Bounty and pre-Call of the Wild.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: One more in my ongoing exploration of due South. Another one of those things briefly addressed in fanfic, but never really explored.
Summary: Beyond the red wool.
Fandoms: Due South, slash fiction Characters: Fraser/Kowalski
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 875
Published: 06/19/08 Updated: 06/19/08
Summary: Mime is not always what it appears to be.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, slash fiction Characters: Ethan/Wesley
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 593
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, slash fiction Characters: Ethan/Wesley
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 593
Published: 01/09/06 Updated: 01/09/06
Summary: Rating: G.
Pairing: Nada.
Fandom: The Mighty Ducks. (http://www.allwatchers.com/Topics/Info_5544.asp )
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: The movies.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Dude, at least it's not slash. The Fox affliliate show the first movie this weekend, and since I have a weakness for preteen sports flicks, I watched as I always do. This just...stayed and didn't get out of the brain.
Summary: Good men are hard to find.
Fandoms: general fiction, The Mighty Ducks Characters: Charlie Conway
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1111
Pairing: Nada.
Fandom: The Mighty Ducks. (http://www.allwatchers.com/Topics/Info_5544.asp )
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: The movies.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Dude, at least it's not slash. The Fox affliliate show the first movie this weekend, and since I have a weakness for preteen sports flicks, I watched as I always do. This just...stayed and didn't get out of the brain.
Summary: Good men are hard to find.
Fandoms: general fiction, The Mighty Ducks Characters: Charlie Conway
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1111
Published: 06/26/08 Updated: 06/26/08
Summary: Rating: PG.
Pairing: Nada.
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Faith, pre-Sunnydale. For reference, "Faith, Hope, and Trick" from Season Three.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I'm one of those people who like to dance. With myself. Wherever I am, with my cd player extrordinarily loud. And there's this scene, where Faith's doing exactly that. They say every writer puts some of herself into her character. And you know my girl loves to shake her ass.
Summary: Dancing with herself.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Faith
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 425
Pairing: Nada.
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Faith, pre-Sunnydale. For reference, "Faith, Hope, and Trick" from Season Three.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I'm one of those people who like to dance. With myself. Wherever I am, with my cd player extrordinarily loud. And there's this scene, where Faith's doing exactly that. They say every writer puts some of herself into her character. And you know my girl loves to shake her ass.
Summary: Dancing with herself.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Faith
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 425
Published: 06/18/08 Updated: 06/18/08
Summary: Things are never easy, but sometimes they pretend they could be.
Fandoms: Firefly Characters: Simon/Kaylee
Genres: Hetero Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 299
Fandoms: Firefly Characters: Simon/Kaylee
Genres: Hetero Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 299
Published: 02/28/09 Updated: 02/28/09
Summary: Playing well with others.
Fandoms: Stargate SG-1 Characters: Jack/Daniel
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 793
Fandoms: Stargate SG-1 Characters: Jack/Daniel
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 793
Published: 03/03/09 Updated: 03/03/09
Summary: Rating: NC17.
Pairing: Buffy/Wesley/Faith.
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel the Series.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Mention of scarring puts it sometime during or after Season Three of AtS, but other than that, no specific things.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://hole.adamao.org; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: It's Minim's birthday. Anyone who knows her knows what she wants. I just took it to another level. Everyone should get porn for their birthday.
Summary: The guy at the end of the bar whistles lowly to himself and mutters how he wishes he could be in that bastard's place.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Characters: Buffy Summers, Faith, Wesley Wyndham-Pryce
Genres: Hetero, Slash Warnings: f/f/m
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2006
Pairing: Buffy/Wesley/Faith.
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel the Series.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Mention of scarring puts it sometime during or after Season Three of AtS, but other than that, no specific things.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://hole.adamao.org; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: It's Minim's birthday. Anyone who knows her knows what she wants. I just took it to another level. Everyone should get porn for their birthday.
Summary: The guy at the end of the bar whistles lowly to himself and mutters how he wishes he could be in that bastard's place.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Characters: Buffy Summers, Faith, Wesley Wyndham-Pryce
Genres: Hetero, Slash Warnings: f/f/m
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2006
Published: 09/10/08 Updated: 09/10/08
Summary: Welcome to the Summers' Rehab Clinic
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Buffy, Other
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2672
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Buffy, Other
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2672
Published: 09/03/05 Updated: 09/03/05
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Summary: Rating: NC17.
Pairing: Clayton/OMC.
Fandom: Of Gods and Monsters.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: For the movie.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I was watching this movie with a group of my big gay friends, and it gets to *that* scene, and the story started writing in my head before the movie was over. I had this finished four hours later. Most hearty thanks to Min, who peeked between her fingers to beta until she realized that it was not, in fact, RPS.
Summary: Push the right button, and sometimes perspective changes.
Fandoms: Of Gods and Monsters Characters: Clayton/OMC
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2691
Pairing: Clayton/OMC.
Fandom: Of Gods and Monsters.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: For the movie.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I was watching this movie with a group of my big gay friends, and it gets to *that* scene, and the story started writing in my head before the movie was over. I had this finished four hours later. Most hearty thanks to Min, who peeked between her fingers to beta until she realized that it was not, in fact, RPS.
Summary: Push the right button, and sometimes perspective changes.
Fandoms: Of Gods and Monsters Characters: Clayton/OMC
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2691
Published: 05/20/08 Updated: 05/20/08
Summary:
Rating: PG13.
Pairing: Brian/Justin.
Fandom: Queer as Folk US.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Mid to late season one.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://hole.adamao.org; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: For Anna S., because even though I started writing this before you completely fell for QAF, I still thought of you when I wrote the Justin bits. Completed in the Great Summer Inventory of '03.
Summary: There are too many reasons.
Fandoms: Queer As Folk: US Characters: Brian/Justin
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1687
Rating: PG13.
Pairing: Brian/Justin.
Fandom: Queer as Folk US.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Mid to late season one.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://hole.adamao.org; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: For Anna S., because even though I started writing this before you completely fell for QAF, I still thought of you when I wrote the Justin bits. Completed in the Great Summer Inventory of '03.
Summary: There are too many reasons.
Fandoms: Queer As Folk: US Characters: Brian/Justin
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1687
Published: 09/11/08 Updated: 09/11/08
Summary:
Rating: PG.
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Buffy.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing really--at least, not recent. AU's, after all. But see if you can pick out the ep-related ones.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: For Kita's Five Things That Never Happened Challenge.
Writing Buffy is like breathing.
Summary: Evil sophisticate, alone. The end. Wrong.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: surprise
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 995
Rating: PG.
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Buffy.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing really--at least, not recent. AU's, after all. But see if you can pick out the ep-related ones.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: For Kita's Five Things That Never Happened Challenge.
Writing Buffy is like breathing.
Summary: Evil sophisticate, alone. The end. Wrong.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: surprise
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 995
Published: 06/17/08 Updated: 06/17/08
Summary: Rating: G.
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: From season one to season seven, a few specific eps, though not for the seventh season. Everything's kind of vague.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Ever since that scene in Once More, With Feeling, man. Ever since. Thanks to Min for beta. And for pointing out that my song lyrics suck. Because they do. Really, really suck.
Summary: Saving the world with sugared pastry.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Xander aka Alexander Harris
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1297
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: From season one to season seven, a few specific eps, though not for the seventh season. Everything's kind of vague.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Ever since that scene in Once More, With Feeling, man. Ever since. Thanks to Min for beta. And for pointing out that my song lyrics suck. Because they do. Really, really suck.
Summary: Saving the world with sugared pastry.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Xander aka Alexander Harris
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1297
Published: 06/26/08 Updated: 06/26/08
Summary: Being happy in a rut.
Fandoms: Smallville Characters: Clark/Lex
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 262
Fandoms: Smallville Characters: Clark/Lex
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 262
Published: 02/28/09 Updated: 02/28/09
Summary: Rating: PG13.
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Law & Order
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just as well.
Spoilers: Nothing in particular.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email:
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Yo! Ple! You ask for Briscoe, you get some Briscoe.
Summary: The flip side of Law.
Submitted through http://lists.squidge.org/wws/info/makebelieve
Fandoms: general fiction, Law And Order Characters: Lenny Briscoe
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 596
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Law & Order
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just as well.
Spoilers: Nothing in particular.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email:
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Yo! Ple! You ask for Briscoe, you get some Briscoe.
Summary: The flip side of Law.
Submitted through http://lists.squidge.org/wws/info/makebelieve
Fandoms: general fiction, Law And Order Characters: Lenny Briscoe
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 596
Published: 06/20/07 Updated: 06/20/07
Summary: Rating: G.
Pairing: Clark/Lex UST.
Fandom: Smallville.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing specific.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I had this idea. It might not have worked. But I wrote, which made me happy. I have this affair with Smallville and the second person.
Summary: You can see Clark Kent.
Fandoms: slash fiction, Smallville Characters: Clark/Lex
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 888
Pairing: Clark/Lex UST.
Fandom: Smallville.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing specific.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I had this idea. It might not have worked. But I wrote, which made me happy. I have this affair with Smallville and the second person.
Summary: You can see Clark Kent.
Fandoms: slash fiction, Smallville Characters: Clark/Lex
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 888
Published: 06/26/08 Updated: 06/26/08
Summary: It's like finding your baby book, if your baby book was written by stuffy British men
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Buffy
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 609
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Buffy
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 609
Published: 09/03/05 Updated: 09/03/05
Summary: Rating: PG13.
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Law & Order
Disclaimer: Law & Order belong to many, many people who are not me. I don't happen to know who they are, but if I did, I'd still write the fic.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Ple, as always; my neverending beta reader. Written for Jae's defining moment challenge. http://www.livejournal.com/users/therealjae/day/2002/07/19
Summary: Jack McCoy has seen too much.
Submitted through http://lists.squidge.org/wws/info/makebelieve
Fandoms: general fiction, Law And Order Characters: Jack McCoy
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 491
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Law & Order
Disclaimer: Law & Order belong to many, many people who are not me. I don't happen to know who they are, but if I did, I'd still write the fic.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Ple, as always; my neverending beta reader. Written for Jae's defining moment challenge. http://www.livejournal.com/users/therealjae/day/2002/07/19
Summary: Jack McCoy has seen too much.
Submitted through http://lists.squidge.org/wws/info/makebelieve
Fandoms: general fiction, Law And Order Characters: Jack McCoy
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 491
Published: 06/06/07 Updated: 06/06/07
Summary: Rating: PG.
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: AtS, its related characters, and such are not mine; nor shall they ever be so. But if they were, I'd steal scruffy!Wes for Ple.
Spoilers: The first half of AtS Season Three. This can take place around "Birthday."
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, List archives. Just ask.
Improv: #48 (superstition, belief, fantasy, suspicion)
Author's Notes: To Ple and Fay, my favorite women. To the Buffistas, for giving this idea. It just kinda ... stuck.
Summary: There are no purple vampires.
Fandoms: Angel, General fiction Characters: Angel, Connor, Cordelia Chase
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 438
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: AtS, its related characters, and such are not mine; nor shall they ever be so. But if they were, I'd steal scruffy!Wes for Ple.
Spoilers: The first half of AtS Season Three. This can take place around "Birthday."
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, List archives. Just ask.
Improv: #48 (superstition, belief, fantasy, suspicion)
Author's Notes: To Ple and Fay, my favorite women. To the Buffistas, for giving this idea. It just kinda ... stuck.
Summary: There are no purple vampires.
Fandoms: Angel, General fiction Characters: Angel, Connor, Cordelia Chase
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 438
Published: 06/06/07 Updated: 06/06/07
Summary: Rating: PG.
Pairing: Fraser/RayK
Fandom: due South
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Second half of the series.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: RayK, man. How can you not identify? The original idea for this was: "What would it take for Ray to have a real good day?"
Summary: A day in the life of a Chicago cop.
Fandoms: Due South, slash fiction Characters: Ray Kowalski/Benton Fraser
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 592
Pairing: Fraser/RayK
Fandom: due South
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Second half of the series.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: RayK, man. How can you not identify? The original idea for this was: "What would it take for Ray to have a real good day?"
Summary: A day in the life of a Chicago cop.
Fandoms: Due South, slash fiction Characters: Ray Kowalski/Benton Fraser
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 592
Published: 08/21/06 Updated: 08/21/06
Summary: Rating: R.
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Smallville
Disclaimer: Pete Ross and Smallville belong to Warner Bros., Tollin/Robbins, and various others who seem to be Not Me. But just see if *they* ever give you Introspective!Pete.
Spoilers: General Season One; no specific episodes.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Written for the Crayola Challenge. The color "Pacific Blue" was created in 1993, as a result of a contest for consumers to name sixteen new colors. Ple, the SuperBeta! She puts up with my prolificness. Why Pete? Because he's not written enough. And the image of him laid back lighting up gave me a happy.
Summary: He wants to be a cliche.
Submitted through http://lists.squidge.org/wws/info/makebelieve
Fandoms: General fiction, Smallville Characters: Peter 'Pete' Ross
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2577
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Smallville
Disclaimer: Pete Ross and Smallville belong to Warner Bros., Tollin/Robbins, and various others who seem to be Not Me. But just see if *they* ever give you Introspective!Pete.
Spoilers: General Season One; no specific episodes.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Written for the Crayola Challenge. The color "Pacific Blue" was created in 1993, as a result of a contest for consumers to name sixteen new colors. Ple, the SuperBeta! She puts up with my prolificness. Why Pete? Because he's not written enough. And the image of him laid back lighting up gave me a happy.
Summary: He wants to be a cliche.
Submitted through http://lists.squidge.org/wws/info/makebelieve
Fandoms: General fiction, Smallville Characters: Peter 'Pete' Ross
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2577
Published: 06/05/07 Updated: 06/05/07
Summary: Rating: PG.
Pairing: Tara/Anya, Xander/Anya.
Fandom: BtVS.
Disclaimer: I don't make up the 'verses, I just fuck with them.
Spoilers: Takes place in season four, shortly after "Who Are You?"
Feedback: Always appreciated. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: HiTG, http://hole.adamao.org as well as list archives. Everyone else, just ask.
Author's Notes: For the Flashfic-a-thon. Fluffy Tara/Anya written for keswindhover. My everlasting thanks to Dana for the contrivance of plot and timeframe, and to Minim for cheering me on and her wonderful betaness.
Summary: Practice makes perfect.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Characters: Tara/Anya, Xander/Anya
Genres: Hetero, Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1026
Pairing: Tara/Anya, Xander/Anya.
Fandom: BtVS.
Disclaimer: I don't make up the 'verses, I just fuck with them.
Spoilers: Takes place in season four, shortly after "Who Are You?"
Feedback: Always appreciated. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: HiTG, http://hole.adamao.org as well as list archives. Everyone else, just ask.
Author's Notes: For the Flashfic-a-thon. Fluffy Tara/Anya written for keswindhover. My everlasting thanks to Dana for the contrivance of plot and timeframe, and to Minim for cheering me on and her wonderful betaness.
Summary: Practice makes perfect.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Characters: Tara/Anya, Xander/Anya
Genres: Hetero, Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1026
Published: 07/16/08 Updated: 07/16/08
Summary: Spike. Sit *still*.
Fandoms: Angel, slash fiction Characters: Angel/Spike
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 384
Fandoms: Angel, slash fiction Characters: Angel/Spike
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 384
Published: 01/09/06 Updated: 01/09/06
Summary: Rating: R.
Pairing: Faith/Glory. Sort of.
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Disclaimer: I don't make up the 'verses, I just fuck with them.
Spoilers: Season Four/Season One on Buffy and Angel, and Season Five on Buffy.
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Distribution: HiTG, http://hole.adamao.org as well as list archives. Everyone else, just ask.
Author's Notes: For the Remix...Redux challenge. This story is a retake on Kyra Cunningham's "Little Miss Muffet," which can be found at her website, www.narrowstreets.net. Kyra's one of my favorite writers, and I really lucked out because our writing styles match well. I (very literally) couldnot have done this without Minim, who basically did everything but type the words for me. I love the concept of the original story, and I hope I did it justice. This is pretty AU. Summary: Spiderbites and portents.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Characters: Faith/Glory
Genres: Slash Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1392
Pairing: Faith/Glory. Sort of.
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Disclaimer: I don't make up the 'verses, I just fuck with them.
Spoilers: Season Four/Season One on Buffy and Angel, and Season Five on Buffy.
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Distribution: HiTG, http://hole.adamao.org as well as list archives. Everyone else, just ask.
Author's Notes: For the Remix...Redux challenge. This story is a retake on Kyra Cunningham's "Little Miss Muffet," which can be found at her website, www.narrowstreets.net. Kyra's one of my favorite writers, and I really lucked out because our writing styles match well. I (very literally) couldnot have done this without Minim, who basically did everything but type the words for me. I love the concept of the original story, and I hope I did it justice. This is pretty AU. Summary: Spiderbites and portents.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Characters: Faith/Glory
Genres: Slash Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1392
Published: 07/15/08 Updated: 07/15/08
Summary: Rating: PG.
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Improv: The Beatles Title Challenge.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: The last three eps of Season Six: Villans, Two to Go, and Grave.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I was watching Season Seven and just *wondering*--how did he get from Sunnydale to Africa? When did he decide he wanted a soul? So, in the tradition of all missing scenewriters, I decided to figure it out.
Summary: He's a soul man.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Spike
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 538
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Improv: The Beatles Title Challenge.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: The last three eps of Season Six: Villans, Two to Go, and Grave.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I was watching Season Seven and just *wondering*--how did he get from Sunnydale to Africa? When did he decide he wanted a soul? So, in the tradition of all missing scenewriters, I decided to figure it out.
Summary: He's a soul man.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Spike
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 538
Published: 06/18/08 Updated: 06/18/08
Summary: Rating: R.
Pairing: The ever classic Clark/Lex.
Fandom: Smallville
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Not a damn one. Though I suppose you could say it takes place season two, some time after "Heat."
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: This was written for the Literary Challenge. I couldn't use the word is. Talk about a challenge. So I worked in the future tense, which worked well, because the story became one for the Future Tense Challenge as well. The question for the lit challenge was "What foods are the kinkiest?" Let me know if you think I've answered it. I wouldn't write half so well as I do if Min wasn't around. Thanks, love.
Summary: Clark knows how Lex likes him.
Fandoms: slash fiction, Smallville Characters: Clark/Lex
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 650
Pairing: The ever classic Clark/Lex.
Fandom: Smallville
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Not a damn one. Though I suppose you could say it takes place season two, some time after "Heat."
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole ; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: This was written for the Literary Challenge. I couldn't use the word is. Talk about a challenge. So I worked in the future tense, which worked well, because the story became one for the Future Tense Challenge as well. The question for the lit challenge was "What foods are the kinkiest?" Let me know if you think I've answered it. I wouldn't write half so well as I do if Min wasn't around. Thanks, love.
Summary: Clark knows how Lex likes him.
Fandoms: slash fiction, Smallville Characters: Clark/Lex
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 650
Published: 06/17/08 Updated: 06/17/08
Summary: Rating: PG.
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Andromeda (INFO: http://andromedatv.com)
Disclaimer: Andromeda and it's related characters belong to people who aren't me; last time I checked, I didn't get money for this stuff. Kinda wish I did though.
Spoilers: General for "Pitiless as the Sun" and "Tunnell at the End of the Light."
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: For Ple. My girl. Because she knows that "cowboy" isn't spelled "cowbody." Written for the 500-Word Improv #1: (pocket; crimson; memory; deity) Props to Viridian5 for being incredibly gracious informing me about canon.
Summary: Gently down the stream.
Fandoms: Andromeda, General fiction Characters: Seamus Harper, Seamus Harper
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 506
Pairing: N/A.
Fandom: Andromeda (INFO: http://andromedatv.com)
Disclaimer: Andromeda and it's related characters belong to people who aren't me; last time I checked, I didn't get money for this stuff. Kinda wish I did though.
Spoilers: General for "Pitiless as the Sun" and "Tunnell at the End of the Light."
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: For Ple. My girl. Because she knows that "cowboy" isn't spelled "cowbody." Written for the 500-Word Improv #1: (pocket; crimson; memory; deity) Props to Viridian5 for being incredibly gracious informing me about canon.
Summary: Gently down the stream.
Fandoms: Andromeda, General fiction Characters: Seamus Harper, Seamus Harper
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 506
Published: 06/08/07 Updated: 06/08/07
Summary: Rating: R.
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski.
Fandom: due South.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing in particular.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: So, I had this idea about a piece of candy. It struck just as I'd let my head hit the pillow. Four-thirty in the fricking morning and I've this image of Fraser's tongue down Ray's throat. I guess I can't say I don't love my brain. This is for Tham and LaT's Rub It Till It Breaks Challenge. And for Min, who cheers me on.
Summary: Sweet, sweet loving.
Fandoms: Due South, slash fiction Characters: Fraser/Kowalski
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1571
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski.
Fandom: due South.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing in particular.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: So, I had this idea about a piece of candy. It struck just as I'd let my head hit the pillow. Four-thirty in the fricking morning and I've this image of Fraser's tongue down Ray's throat. I guess I can't say I don't love my brain. This is for Tham and LaT's Rub It Till It Breaks Challenge. And for Min, who cheers me on.
Summary: Sweet, sweet loving.
Fandoms: Due South, slash fiction Characters: Fraser/Kowalski
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1571
Published: 06/16/08 Updated: 06/16/08
Summary: Faith smash
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: Other
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1147
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: Other
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1147
Published: 09/03/05 Updated: 09/03/05
Summary: So close to heaven, and ever nearer to hell
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: Buffy, Other
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 535
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: Buffy, Other
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 535
Published: 09/03/05 Updated: 09/03/05
Summary: Rating: PG13.
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski.
Fandom: due South.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing in particular. Just know they exist.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I'd been wanting to write RayK hair porn for a while. It kinda evolved. Love and gratitude to Elena and Min, who gently remind me that verbs are important.
Summary: Five things that make up Ray Kowalski.
Fandoms: Due South, slash fiction Characters: Fraser/Kowalski
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2558
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski.
Fandom: due South.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Nothing in particular. Just know they exist.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: I'd been wanting to write RayK hair porn for a while. It kinda evolved. Love and gratitude to Elena and Min, who gently remind me that verbs are important.
Summary: Five things that make up Ray Kowalski.
Fandoms: Due South, slash fiction Characters: Fraser/Kowalski
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2558
Published: 05/20/08 Updated: 05/20/08
Summary: Rating: FRT-13
Pairing: Connor/Wesley.
Fandom: Angel: the Series.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Season Four, post-Home.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
Distribution: Just ask.
Author's Notes: For the Wesficathon, written for saraslash. This is most definitely futurefic, though I'm waffling on whether or not to classify it as AU. From the information we have about Home and the current status of the MoG, it's not AU. That, of course, is subject to change. Anyway, doesn't matter, just read the story.
Summary: An easy kind of love.
Fandoms: Angel, slash fiction Characters: Connor/Wesley
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 817
Pairing: Connor/Wesley.
Fandom: Angel: the Series.
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: Season Four, post-Home.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
Distribution: Just ask.
Author's Notes: For the Wesficathon, written for saraslash. This is most definitely futurefic, though I'm waffling on whether or not to classify it as AU. From the information we have about Home and the current status of the MoG, it's not AU. That, of course, is subject to change. Anyway, doesn't matter, just read the story.
Summary: An easy kind of love.
Fandoms: Angel, slash fiction Characters: Connor/Wesley
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 817
Published: 06/08/05 Updated: 06/08/05
Summary: Rating: PG.
Pairing: Lacey Rawlins/John Grady.
Fandom: All the Pretty Horses. (http://members.aol.com/lholmes11/allpretty.html)
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: The movie. Not the book.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Really, I don't see the slash in *every* movie I watch. Just...a lot of them. Besides, Matt Damon is one of the most slashable humans on the planet. Am-Chau betaed me, the sweet thing. So did Min. This story would not be half as good as it is without her.
Summary: The one he comes home to.
Fandoms: All the Pretty Horses, slash fiction Characters: Lacey Rawlins/John Grady
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1398
Pairing: Lacey Rawlins/John Grady.
Fandom: All the Pretty Horses. (http://members.aol.com/lholmes11/allpretty.html)
Disclaimer: Other people's gardens. I just like to play in them.
Spoilers: The movie. Not the book.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, http://fubos.bluezfire.org/hole; List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: Really, I don't see the slash in *every* movie I watch. Just...a lot of them. Besides, Matt Damon is one of the most slashable humans on the planet. Am-Chau betaed me, the sweet thing. So did Min. This story would not be half as good as it is without her.
Summary: The one he comes home to.
Fandoms: All the Pretty Horses, slash fiction Characters: Lacey Rawlins/John Grady
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1398
Published: 05/21/08 Updated: 05/21/08
Summary: Oh ye siren's bed/I am drawn to thee. Eden/Anne Marie
Fandoms: Blue Crush Characters: Eden/Anne Marie
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 952
Fandoms: Blue Crush Characters: Eden/Anne Marie
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 952
Published: 09/01/05 Updated: 09/01/05
Summary: Rating: PG13.
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Fandom: due South
Disclaimer: I don't make up the 'verses, I just fuck with them.
Spoilers: The Kowalski years.
Feedback: Always appreciated. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: HiTG, http://hole.adamao.org as well as list archives. Everyone else, just ask.
Author's Notes: This falls into the Bordello's Backwards Challenge--i.e., write a story from end to beginning. I'm grateful to Nestra for her patience and beta-skills.
Summary: Fraser got out of bed and thought that it might be a good day.
Fandoms: Due South Characters: Fraser/Kowalski
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 779
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Fandom: due South
Disclaimer: I don't make up the 'verses, I just fuck with them.
Spoilers: The Kowalski years.
Feedback: Always appreciated. email: sa@bluezfire.org
Distribution: HiTG, http://hole.adamao.org as well as list archives. Everyone else, just ask.
Author's Notes: This falls into the Bordello's Backwards Challenge--i.e., write a story from end to beginning. I'm grateful to Nestra for her patience and beta-skills.
Summary: Fraser got out of bed and thought that it might be a good day.
Fandoms: Due South Characters: Fraser/Kowalski
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 779
Published: 07/08/08 Updated: 07/08/08
Summary: Rating: PG.
Pairing: Nada.
Fandom: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.
Disclaimer: I don't make up the 'verses, I just fuck with them.
Spoilers: Third season.
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Distribution: HiTG, http://hole.adamao.org as well as list archives. Everyone else, just ask.
Author's Notes: More of the Law and Order Madness. Thanks to Min.
Summary: "And in local news, a girl was found raped and murdered in a back alley today..."
Fandoms: Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Characters: Elliot Stabler
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 592
Pairing: Nada.
Fandom: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.
Disclaimer: I don't make up the 'verses, I just fuck with them.
Spoilers: Third season.
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Distribution: HiTG, http://hole.adamao.org as well as list archives. Everyone else, just ask.
Author's Notes: More of the Law and Order Madness. Thanks to Min.
Summary: "And in local news, a girl was found raped and murdered in a back alley today..."
Fandoms: Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Characters: Elliot Stabler
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 592
Published: 07/08/08 Updated: 07/08/08
Summary: A smart-mouthed Southie with a hard fucking life.
Fandoms: Good Will Hunting Characters: Will/Chuckie, Will/Skylar
Genres: Hetero, Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 737
Fandoms: Good Will Hunting Characters: Will/Chuckie, Will/Skylar
Genres: Hetero, Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 737
Published: 02/19/09 Updated: 02/19/09
Summary: Five women. Five stories. Five words.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Other
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1372
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General fiction Characters: Other
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1372
Published: 09/03/05 Updated: 09/03/05
Summary: Rating: PG.
Pairing: Dom/Brian.
Fandom: The Fast and the Furious (INFO: http://www.thefastandthefurious.com)
Disclaimer: They belong to Universal Studios, I believe. Though what I wouldn't do to get Vin Diesel in my bedroom.
Spoilers: Well, for the movie. But then, you knew that.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: As always; Ple. She's there for freakouts at three am; what more could you want in a beta? And she gets the Vin-oost.
Summary: Opposite sides of the spectrum.
Submitted through http://lists.squidge.org/wws/info/makebelieve
Fandoms: slash fiction, The Fast And The Furious Characters: Brian/Dom
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 322
Pairing: Dom/Brian.
Fandom: The Fast and the Furious (INFO: http://www.thefastandthefurious.com)
Disclaimer: They belong to Universal Studios, I believe. Though what I wouldn't do to get Vin Diesel in my bedroom.
Spoilers: Well, for the movie. But then, you knew that.
Feedback: It's the best kind of crack.
Distribution: Hole in the Ground, List archives. Just ask.
Author's Notes: As always; Ple. She's there for freakouts at three am; what more could you want in a beta? And she gets the Vin-oost.
Summary: Opposite sides of the spectrum.
Submitted through http://lists.squidge.org/wws/info/makebelieve
Fandoms: slash fiction, The Fast And The Furious Characters: Brian/Dom
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 322
Published: 06/11/07 Updated: 06/11/07