Fic Title:The Totally New Kelly Bundy
Author:Andrew Troy Keller
Email:atk440@aol.com
Date:11/06/2009
Feedback:Yes,I want feedback.
Archive:Yes
Fandom:Married...With Children
Categories:Het,slash,bi
Other Notes:This AU story is an answer to one of PEJA's Author's Choice Prompt Challenges and based on a story in 'Married...With Children--Kelly Bundy Special(1992)' Issue Number 3 entitled 'Happy Birthday And Get Out!' published by NOW Comics.
Pairings:Kelly/m/f,m/f,m/f-doll
Rating:NC-17
Disclaimer:Married...With Children belongs to Embassy Television,ELP Communications and Columbia Pictures Television.This story is not-for-profit but I own it.
Summary:After her own family kicks Kelly out of the house after throwing her a Happy 21st Birthday party,a friendly female stranger lets Kelly stay at her place,where Kelly soon discovers how friendly she really is.
Warnings:Strong language,drug use,BDSM,voyurism,graphic violence,male/female sex,female solo sex,female/female sex,male solo sex
Dedications:None so far.
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Hi.My name is Kelly Bundy.And the reason why I had decided to start writing this story on a computer and get it all off my chest...!Well...!Oooohhhh,fucking shit!I guess that I might as well skip the other stuff and just start telling you the story anyway!Okay.Here we go.To start things off with,I had once lived in the same house in a Chicago,Illinois suburb with my parents Al and Peggy Bundy and my brother Bud Bundy.
And to tell you the truth,I really am glad that I'm not living there anymore because my dad happens to be this once-glorious high school football player who--due to some stupid shit that he happens to had discribed as 'The Bundy Curse'--had no choice but to become a hard luck salesman of women's shoes for some bitch who calls herself Gary.And there's that little dumb-ass prick of a brother of mine who keeps on claiming that he's God's gift to women even though that's not the truth.
Whoa!Don't get me wrong!I mean,even though all four of us would have no choice but to do stuff that other people would consider to be 'disfunctional',my family and I...sorta...like each other.Sure,my dad does call me 'Pumpkin' in a sweet and loving way.And deep down inside,he does love my mom in spite of the fact that she never does any manual labor and he would rather go check out the babes at the nudie bars and strip joints.
Oh,did I mention that we have a wonderful dog named Buck?Whoops!Sorry about that.I really didn't mean to sound like the 'dumb blonde' that I once was.It's just that sometimes,I have no choice but to let a single thought or two slip right out of my mouth.Anyway,it just so happens that my own family had just thrown me a big party to celebrate my 21st birthday.
And at first,I was enjoying every minute of that party with my parents and Bud.But that was until I had made the mistake of opening my big mouth and asking why they had thrown me that party which had caused my parents to tell me that there's a special Bundy Family tradition in which the kids have to leave the house and strike out on their own when they turn 21.
And while I was trying to come up with some way to convince my parents to let me stay in the house for--at least--one more year,those two fossilized ingrates had packed all of my clothes and kicked my ass right out of the house.After that,I had decided to go over to the home of Marcy D'arcy and her husband Jefferson--who she had married after she had gotten divorced from her first husband Steve Rhoades--and ask them to let me stay there for a little while.
But of course,that had only resulted in those two asshole neighbors of ours laughing at me and slamming the door in my face.And at that moment,I was thinking on going to ask my mom's relatives--The Wankers--and ask them to let me stay at their place.But that was before I had realized that they're living in far-away Wanker County and it would be impossible for me to get myself all the way over there on foot.
Thankfully enough,as soon as I had placed myself and my personal stuff inside this one bus stop and was about to spend the night in it,this great-looking car had pulled itself up to the bus stop just in time for the driver to roll down a window and ask,"Say,Sweetie?Would you like to come home with me?At least,it would be better than spending the night in places like that,don't you agree?"
And after I had given it some thought and figured that she had a point,I had gathered up my stuff,walked myself over to the car and leaned down to the drivers side window to thank her for the kind invitation,only to have my eyes suddenly grow big and my mouth open wide after I had noticed that she had looked just like my mom,only without the big hair and skanky clothes.
That was before she had gotten out of the car,placed my stuff in the back next to a couple cases of Budweiser beer and said,"Oh.And before I forget,my name is Catherine Applegate.My friends call me 'Katey'.May I ask what your name is?"And after I had realized that she had only looked like my mom,I had placed my hand on Katey's shoulder,let out a sigh of relief and answered,"Sorry.My name is Kelly Bundy.And the reason why I was about to spend the night inside that bus stop is that my own family had thrown a big party to celebrate my 21st birthday,only to have me find out too late that there's a special Bundy Family tradition."
And after I had told her the whole story,the both of us had gotten into the car just in time for Katey to drive us away from the bus stop and say,"Look,Kelly.If you really want to,you're welcome to stay at my place.I mean,it's true that I already have roommates.But as of right now,I've figured why not one more."That had made me look at Katey with a small smile on my lips,shrug my shoulders a little bit and say,"Sure.Why not?"
Then,as soon as we had pulled ourselves up into the driveway of a house that really had looked a whole lot better than the dump that my own family had kicked me out of,both Katey and I had gotten out of the car and stepped into the house before this hot-looking stud had came down the stairs in only a bathrobe,looked at me with a small smile on his face and said,"Well,Katey.It seems that you had brought something new home with you.What's your name,Babe?"
"Her name is Kelly Bundy.I had asked her to stay with us.Were you taking a shower before we had came home?",that was the question that Katey had asked her hot stud of a roommate before he had looked at himself and answered,"Oh,yeah.I was upstairs taking a shower.Oh,Kelly.Before she forgets to introduce me,my name is Kurt Brosnan.And since you're going to be staying with us,would you like to share a beer with us?"
And as soon as I had nodded my head in response to his question,Kurt had taken the two cases of Budweiser off of Katey's hands and into the kitchen,where--unknown to me at that time--he had opened three cans of beer and dropped a couple of sleeping pills into one of the cans before he had carried the three cans back into the living room and handed two of those cans to me and Katey.
And after he had raised up his can of beer and said,"And now,a toast to our new roommate.Welcome to your new home,Kelly.",we had tapped the cans to each other and taken a sip of the beer inside of them which--in turn--had suddenly resulted in me becoming so sleepy that I had no choice but to drop myself down to the floor and go out like a light for who knows how long.
But as soon as the sleeping pills had finally worn off and I had finally opened my eyes,I was shocked to discover that I had been placed in a bedroom,all of my clothes had been stripped off of me and my bare-ass naked body has been placed on the bed with my wrists bound to one end of the frame with one pair of handcuffs and my ankles bound to the other end with another pair and a ball gag in my mouth.
And while I was trying as hard as I could to free myself from my bondage,I had turned my eyes toward a partially-opened door and noticed an African-American male stud humping the living shit out of a sex doll.That was before I had turned my head towards the other side of the room and noticed that another African-American male stud with the smile of a crazy man on his face was slamming that stiff cock of his in and out of a beautiful strawberry-blonde babe's asshole while he was pulling on a chain that was attached to a collar on her neck ,smashing the one end of a crop that he had in his hands and saying,"Say it,Bitch!You like it in the ass,do you?Say it now!"
"Aaaahhhh,yeeeessss!I do like it!I really do like having your cock slammed deep into my ass!Do it to me now!Huuuummmmpppphhhh!",that was what the strawberry-blonde had said while she was also pumping her whole hand in and out of her hot,wet pussy and before a bare-ass naked Katey had stepped into the room with one end of a double dildo inside her hot and steamy cunt,turned her eyes toward me and said,"Well,Kelly.I see that you're finally awake and able to see what another one of my roommates Jonathan Dorn is doing with his own fuck-buddy Michelle Hatcher."
And as soon as a buff-naked Kurt had stepped into the room and started stroking his stone-hard dick in front of me,Katey had placed herself on the bed,the other end of the double dildo inside my uncovered twat and her lips close to my ear and said in a soft voice,"But you don't have to worry about it,Kelly.That is not what Kurt and I are going to do with you.The only thing that we want you to do now is just relax...and submit to your most wanton sexual desires."
Then,after she had given me a small kiss on the cheek,placed her hands on my uncovered tits and started humping the one end of her double dildo in and out of my exposed clit,Kurt had placed his hands on Katey's firm breasts and started blowing his hot breath on the nape of her bare neck and humping his hard cock in and out of her firm ass which had caused Katey to close her eyes,place one of her hands on the back of Kurt's head and say,"Oooohhhh,yeeeeaaaahhhh!Do it,Kurt!Fuck me up my asshole!Do it now while I fuck Kelly's tight pussy!Aaaahhhh!"
And then,after they had taken a good look at my eyes and noticed that I really was enjoying such pure and untamed sexual pleausre,both Kurt and Katey had freed me from my bondage before she had tossed the double dildo aside and allowed me to start licking on her hot cunt and carressing her stiff mounds.And after Kurt had placed his hands on my bare shoulders and started humping his big cock in and out of my ass,Katey had placed her hands on my bare arms and said,"Yeeeessss,Kelly!Suck on my pussy!Keep sucking on it while Kurt rams his rod into your quality butt!Do it now!Aaaaoooohhhh!"
Then,after both Michelle and Jonathan had came and collapsed after their own little fuck-fest and the second African-American roommate had fallen asleep on top of his sex doll,Kurt had placed his stiff dick inside my juicy slit and started licking on Katey's hot,wet cunt before she had placed her hands on my silky-smooth naked thighs and started sucking on my big firm tits.
And after I had placed my hands on Katey's bare back and yelled at the top of her lungs,"AAAAHHHH,YEEEEAAAAHHHH!DO IT,KURT!FILL MY SWEET WET PUSSY!DO IT NOW WHILE KATEY SUCKS ON MY WET TITS!FUCK ME HARD!MAKE US WANNA CUM!AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!",the three of us had started moving ourselves harder and faster and kept on doing that until we had all finally came,collapsed due to exhaustion and fallen asleep with our naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Now,if my personal history of the entire Bundy Family is right on the button,my dad would have no choice but to try to find his 'Pumpkin' and bring me home because he had realized that both of my parents are now having the entire house to themselves and she just couldn't keep her hands off of him.Well,Daddy.I really do hate to tell you this.But I had decided to stay in the house that I'm living in right now with the people who had helped me become the totally new Kelly Bundy which also means that you're on your own.
THE END!
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Well,that's the story that I'm submitting to your website!
Hope you'll enjoy it!
--Andrew Troy Keller
The Totally New Kelly Bundy by Andrew Troy Keller
Author's Notes:
This AU story is an answer to one of PEJA's Author's Choice Prompt Challenges and based on a story in 'Married...With Children--Kelly Bundy Special(1992)' Issue Number 3 entitled 'Happy Birthday And Get Out!' published by NOW Comics.