Warning: Do not eat or drink anything when reading these. Several are unbetaed as they were written over a period of seven days. For all those Golden Girl fans who didn't get enough crack when the show was on.
Summary: Prompt: 19 Skin disorders - boils, pox, rash, poison ivy... Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor Summary: Side tracked, nature calls. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Rose Nylund Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 705
Summary: Prompt: 2 Amputation Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults. Genre: Humor Summary: Rose at her best. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Rose Nylund , Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 797
Summary: Prompt: 10. Electric Shock Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor. Summary: Dorothy answers the question 'are we alone'. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 249
Summary: Prompt: 11. Frostbite/hypothermia Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor. Summary: Blanche has a bad experience with ice. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 542
Summary: Prompt: 5 Cancer Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Dark Humor - Alternate Reality Summary: Rose has a special ability, she makes dead people. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Rose Nylund , Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: AU, Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 842
Summary: Prompt: 14 Minor annoyances - papercut, hangnail, stubbed toe, motion sickness Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor Summary: The Caribbean Cruise from Hell. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 593
Summary: Prompt: 23 Writer's Choice - Shattered Illusions Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor Summary: It's the most wonderful time of the year. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Rose Nylund Genres: General Warnings: HolidayFic, Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 254
Summary: Prompt: 4 Bruises Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor Summary: Sophia should have known, Dorothy always did like sports. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Rose Nylund , Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 583
Summary: A series of letters written to the Editor by Rose Nylon. Warning: Do not eat or drink anything when reading this. Fandoms:general fiction, Television, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Rose Nylund Genres: General Warnings: Adult Situations Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Word count: 7058
Summary: Prompt: 1 Allergic Reaction Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults. Summary: Hey you, suckie suckie for five dolla? Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Rose Nylund , Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: None Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 605
Summary: Prompt: 13 Infection Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor - Alternate Reality. Summary: Normal people reproduce through sex. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Rose Nylund Genres: General Warnings: AU, Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1092
Summary: Prompt: 20 Sleep disorders - sleep dep, narcolepsy, jet lag, snoring Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor Summary: We all gotta go sometime. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 463
Summary: Prompt: 9. Drowning Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor. Summary: Blanche soup. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Rose Nylund , Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 306
Summary: The contest wraps up and the decision becomes final.
Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux, Rose Nylund, Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: Language Challenges: None Series:Roommates Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Word count: 489
Summary: Prompt: 12. Heat exhaustion/stroke Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor. Summary: Dorothy meets a few of Rose's relatives. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 548
Summary: Prompt: 21 Sprained or Strained muscle Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor Summary: Blessed Silence. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Rose Nylund , Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 279
Summary: Prompt: 7. Concussion Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor. Summary: Slaps to the head have a cumulative effect. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Rose Nylund , Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 721
Summary: Prompt: 16 Puncture/Laceration - bullet wounds, stabbing, impalement Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor Summary: A slight detour over to Stanland. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Stan Zbornak Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 639
Summary: Prompt: 15 Neurological disorder - epilepsy, spinal cord damage, stroke, migraines, clinical depression. Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor Summary: That does it! Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 510
Summary: Prompt: 24 Writer's Choice - Multiple Deaths Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor Summary: The Waiting Room in heaven is packed. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Rose Nylund , Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: Character Death, Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 499
Summary: Prompt: 18 Sensory loss/impairment Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor - Alternate Universe Summary: The girls get super powers at a special cost. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Rose Nylund , Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: AU, Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1959
Summary: Prompt: 3 Broken Bone Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor Summary: It's okay, I still had a lovely time. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Rose Nylund , Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 977
Summary: Prompt: 6 Cold/Flu/Fever Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor. Summary: Sick of listening to Blanche complain Dorothy has some fun. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 926
Summary: Prompt: 22 Surgery (routine) - tonsils, appendix, plastic surgery Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor Summary: Dorothy and Stan: a love story. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Stan Zbornak Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 261
Summary: Prompt: 8. Crushing Injury Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor. Summary: Sophia helps Dryphus move. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. Fandoms:general fiction, The Golden GirlsCharacters: Blanche Devereaux , Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Rose Nylund , Sophia Petrillo Genres: General Warnings: Humor Challenges: None Series:24 Golden Girl Ficlets Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 611
Published: 01/30/08 Updated: 01/30/08
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