The Glitter Jungle:
Info: 14 words fics
"Not tonight," says Methos, and a thousand years of relationship go down the drain.
"Maybe a leash." Tim examines. Bart vibrates in place with anticipation. Kon is hard.
They don't talk, just stare. Dick breaks down first. Bruce smirks, and gets kissed.
"Of course I can top," says Ethan. Ends up on his back again. Smiles.
"I am the End of Time!" And Methos is the end of my time.
"There is a rhythm to the prose," says Author, "a place for each word."
"The Pony Boys of the Apocalypse ride again. Make sure there are cookies ready."
Info: Telegram fics [9 words]
Ethan to Giles:
COMING TO SUNNYDALE STOP BE THERE STOP NAKED STOP STILL LOVE YOU FULLSTOP
Willow to Buffy early s7:
ARRIVED SAFELY STOP GILES HAS BOYFRIEND STOP DON'T WIG STOP ETHAN RAYNE FULLSTOP
Ethan to Giles, or vice versa:
DROPPING BY TOMORROW NIGHT STOP BRING TREACLE AND HEADMASTER OUTFIT FULLSTOP
Giles, to Ethan:
HAVE SPIKE CHAINED STOP WESLEY TOO STOP COME HERE STOP COMPLETE COLLECTION FULLSTOP
Ethan to Giles:
FEEL LONELY STOP EMPTY STOP JANUS HAS TWO FACES STOP NO COCKS FULLSTOP
Wesley to Giles, re: Buffy's s3:
BEEN BAD WATCHER STOP BAD MAN STOP BAD BOY STOP SPANK ME FULLSTOP
Giles to Ethan, slight AU, re: "A New Man":
KILLED MAGGIE WALSH STOP FEEL MANLY AGAIN STOP BEND OVER NOW FULLSTOP
1* babydraco said, "Giles, Ethan, Aziraphale, Crowley, poker game":
STRIP POKER STOP WATCHERS PLACE STOP TWO ANGELS COMING STOP NO VAMPIRES FULLSTOP
2* babydraco added, "Whoever wins gets to go home with David":
AGREED STOP FIRST PRIZE STOP DAVID BOWIE STOP NAKED AND WELL OILED FULLSTOP
Ethan to Giles after A New Man:
APOLOGIES STOP WRONG SPELL STOP DIDNT MEAN STOP SAID HORNY STOP NOT HORNED FULLSTOP
Xander to Ethan:
YOU DONT KNOW ME STOP WANT MORE CANDY STOP PLEASE SEND FULLSTOP
Ethan to Wesley:
WANT YOU STOP BOY STOP BRING YOUR LEATHERS FULLSTOP
Wesley to Ethan, in reply:
WATCHER FETISH MUCH STOP BOY STOP I DARE YOU FULLSTOP
Ethan to Giles, re:Wes, cont. :
MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE STOP WE CAN TAKE HIM FULLSTOP
Giles to Ethan, re:Wes, cont. :
ALREADY TOOK STOP WANT YOU BOTH STOP TOGETHER STOP COME HERE BOYS FULLSTOP
Methos to Duncan:
TRUST ME STOP BUY BIGGER DILDO STOP AM OLD AND WISE FULLSTOP
Kronos to Methos:
RIDE ME BROTHER STOP I MEANT STOP RIDE WITH ME BROTHER FULLSTOP
Duncan to Methos. Includes Cory Raines:
BANK ROBBED STOP CORY HERE STOP JOIN US STOP LETS SPANK HIM FULLSTOP
Methos, to Duncan:
WILL PUT OUT FOR BEER STOP MEAN IT STOP LOVE METHOS FULLSTOP
Methos to Duncan, don't ask:
CAN SWALLOW SWORDS STOP BEEN TRAINED STOP COCKS ARE MUCH EASIER FULLSTOP
Krycek to Mulder:
ALIENS EXIST STOP I KNOW EVERYTHING STOP TRADE SECRETS FOR LOVE FULLSTOP
Skinner to Mulder:
KRYCEK HERE STOP ROUND PLUMP ASS STOP MY TOY STOP LETS SHARE FULLSTOP
Lucifer to God:
NOT FUNNY STOP TOO WARM HERE STOP BRING ME BACK STOP LOVE FULLSTOP
Mary Sue says:
POOR DEARS STOP BIG ON REDEMPTION STOP TRUE LOVE STOP HAPPY END FULLSTOP
What A Drag [ BtVS, Sorority Boys]:
GODDESS GLORY STOP BOUGHT TIARA STOP MATCHING DRESS STOP LOVE DIVA ADINA FULLSTOP
Once a Thief, Victor to... the world, really:
HAVE HANDCUFFS STOP WHIPS AND CHAINS STOP NOT QUITE SO VANILLA FULLSTOP
Kermit to Lorne:
NOT EASY BEING GREEN STOP I KNOW STOP JOIN THE CLUB FULLSTOP
Lex to Lionel [ my love to fajrdrako ]:
FORGET WORLD DOMINATION STOP MARRIED CLARK STOP COME MEET YOUR GRANDSON FULLSTOP
Lex, "Note to Self":
WORLD DOMINATION STOP PUT SUNSCREEN STOP EAT WELL STOP REST STOP DO CLARK FULLSTOP
Lionel to Clark before his marriage to Lex:
GROW UP STOP TREAT LEX BETTER STOP HAVE GREEN KRYPTONITE SCALPEL FULLSTOP
Lionel, to fans:
MY SON WILL RULE YOU ALL STOP I WON STOP DEAL FULLSTOP
Superman to Batman, about babysitting:
FLASH HERE STOP GOING INSANE STOP TAKE HIM STOP THERE HE IS FULLSTOP
Chloe to Clark, credit to celes720:
SECRET OBVIOUS STOP EVERYONE KNOWS STOP EVEN LIONEL STOP YOU DATE LEX FULLSTOP
Feegan to Dominic, for sv_journals:
AM BLOND AND PRETTY STOP GIVE ME YOUR FRILLY CAMISOLE FULLSTOP
Smallville, for joanne_c to make her happy:
WHITNEY HERE STOP NOT DEAD STOP AM BACK STOP FUCK ME CLARK FULLSTOP
Smallville, Lex to Clark:
SORRY CLARK STOP ACCIDENT STOP LANA DEAD STOP WANT PANCAKES FULLSTOP
Smallville, Dominic to Lex, or possibly Adam to Fandom:
LIONEL BAD STOP LIONEL EVIL STOP DESERVES SEVERE PUNISHMENT STOP BOUGHT PADDLE FULLSTOP
SHAVED BEARD STOP DYED HAIR BLOND STOP BOUGHT TIARA STOP AM PRINCESS FULLSTOP
DUMPED PRINCESS IMAGE STOP GOT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS STOP GOING GOTH STOP LANA FULLSTOP
SON BALD STOP NOT ALL OVER STOP I CHECKED STOP DONT SQUICK
Batman to Green Lantern:
DONT LET FLASH TOUCH GADGETS STOP AND YOU STOP OR ELSE FULLSTOP
Lionel to Clark
HURT MY SON AND DIE STOP MINE STOP ALWAYS A LUTHOR FULLSTOP
Lex Luthor [future, JLA] to Lois Lane:
GIVE UP LOIS STOP YOURE THE BEARD STOP IM THE HUSBAND FULLSTOP
Info: Shortest stories.
Two of the shortest fics evah, Giles/Ethan.
Sheila and I talked about the Shortest Fic Evah competition.
Summary: Giles/Ethan, smut, happy end:
But then I said I can make it even shorter, with a sequel.
Summary: Buffy's reaction to walking in on the previous fic.