Characters: Adult!FairyPrincess!Lionel, five year old Methos and five year old Defanged!Kronos.
"I am Methos. You live to serve me. Now gimme cookies."
The little face was serious, bordering on aggressive. He looked up at
Lionel, waving his miniature plastic sword. Lionel fought an urge to raise
his gilded pink wand and declare a duel.
Kronos stood behind Methos, just as menacing on his red tricycle.
Lionel caressed his beard.
"Shouldn't you respect your elders?"
Kronos tapped on Methos shoulder and whispered, "Umm, I think we kinda do."
Methos had to stop and re-evaluate his plan for conquering the cookie jar
on the top shelf.
*"Lionel, honey? Just tell them they can have all the cookies they want
"Fine, fine." Lionel grumbled. He adjusted the tiara on his head.
"Well? You've heard Mary Sue."
The two tricycle boys of the apocaliptical pouted, and left the kitchen.