The BLTS Archive- Wrapping With Style
by Suz Voy (suzvoy@tesco.net)

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Archive: Yes Ma'am.

Disclaimer - Yeah, Paramount.

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"Janeway to sickbay! Prepare for an emergency transport!"

The Doctor activated a tricorder as the form of Commander Chakotay
materialised on the biobed. He was naked except for the cling film 
that was clinging to him very well.

Realising that he was mumbling the Doctor pulled the cling film off
that was covering his mouth.

"Captain's idea," Chakotay gasped. "She likes...unwrapping things. We
got a little carried away."

Assessing that there was no serious damage, the EMH sniffed. "You
agreed to this?"

The Commander nodded and the Doctor studied his plastic wrapped body.

"Well...I can see *your* nuts."

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The End