Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2000 12:50:10 -0800 From: Greywolf the Wanderer Subject: Getting to know you - GW's Spock Jim this is illogical. Very well. If you insist, t'hy'la, I will fill this out. But it is still illogical. > NAME. Spock, cha' Sarek, heir to the House of Surak. > > SEX: Male -- Jim, why are you laughing? > > HOME: Technically, ShiKahr Prefecture, on Vulcan. But I prefer the > Enterprise. > > HEIGHT: 1.93 meters. Barefoot. In my boots I am 1.98 meters tall. > > EYES: Dark brown. No Jim, they are not black. > > HAIR: Black. These questions are illogical. You already know these > things. > > WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Television -- interesting. I did not have > time to watch television, on the occasions when I was in Earth's past, so I > do not have a favourite. > > WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I do not possess a computer with a mouse. It > was a highly inefficient interface. > > FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Journal of the Interstellar Society for the Study of > Temporal Physics. I have a paper in the current edition. > > FAVOURITE SMELL: I am not certain I should answer that question. In fact, > Jim, I believe I will decline. You are *smiling* too much. > > WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: I am a Vulcan, I do not-- *Really*, Jim. Was > that necessary? Very well. As long as you agree that > this is *private* -- it was declaring you dead, during the incident with > the Tholians. > > BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: T'hy'la, you *know* this-- very well. It was > the day we bonded. > > THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Install and correct new programs. Compact my > files. Maintain the computer system, which usually consists of removing > various "improvements" others have foisted upon it. And yes, Jim -- you do > not need to pout. Really, it is most unbecoming. I also spend time with > you. Yes. In bed. Jim, you know these things! > > FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: I do not understand the question... Oh. I do not > have a favourite. I am partial to the duets of Selek the Younger, for > ka'athyra and flute. Is that what you mean? > > WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU > WOKE UP THIS MORNING? That we had better hurry if we were not to belate > for that conference call with Admiral Morrow. And then we were late > anyway, because a *certain human* cannot keep his hands to himself in the > shower. > > DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Of course not. I am Vulcan. > > ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Illogical. > > PEN OR PENCIL? Stylus. Or computer. > > HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I do not possess a "phone." > > > FAVOURITE FOODS: K'lyr'cha mushrooms. Wild sseth'n berries. And > chocolate. It is excessively rich -- but it is worth the digestive upset. > Jim, you are not a "food". Very > well. Yes. You. > > DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I communicate with them when the need > arises. It does not arise often. > > HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? I have never been *convicted*, > no. I am under sentence of death in the Rihannsu Empire, however. > > CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate, definitely. Although vanilla is pleasant > as well, especially if it is added to chocolate. > > CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Neither, actually. I do not eat meat. And I do > not enjoy stale bread. > > DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Not especially. But I am better at it than you, Jim. > No, I will not "take that back". It is true. > > DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? I do not possess any "stuffed > animals". I slept with Ee-Chiya when I was a young boy, but he was alive, > not stuffed. Really. What barbaric customs you humans have. > > IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? > A sehlat. But I do not need a pet, t'hy'la. I have you. scuffle> It is your fault, Jim. You are the one who insisted I answer > these questions. > > IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU > BE? I am a Vulcan. What else should I be? I do not understand the > question. > > IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD > IT BE? Surak. > > FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I prefer not to consume alcohol. > > WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? I do not understand the question. Oh. On Vulcan > we do not have a zodiac, t'hy'la. However, I was born in the Year of the > Le-Matya, according to the old ways. Is that what you mean? > > EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Of course. Broccoli is a most nutritious food. > Although I prefer k'lyr'cha mushrooms. > > GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? This question is not > applicable. Yes, Jim, if a woman was in need of a shirt, I > would lend her mine. But I do not see that being likely to happen. Nor do > I understand the relevance of the question. > > IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD > IT BE? I already have the job I wish most in all the universe. I do not > desire any other. I do not wish to command. > > IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD > IT BE? Why should I do such a thing? I do not understand. Hair is hair; > colour is irrelevant. > > IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD > IT BE? Other than my Clan Mark, I do not have any tattoos, nor do I wish > for any. > > HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? *Really*. Must I... Yes. Once. As > you well know, Jim. > > DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Weddings are a human custom. Bondings are for > family and close friends only and they are *private*. Ours was quite > satisfactory. > > WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? The weapons I earned when I passed the > kahs-wan; my ka'athyra. The IDIC tapestry my mother made for me. > > IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I do not understand; I am not > drinking anything at the moment. > > WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? What is a snapple? I see. You do not know > either? Very well, we shall ignore this one. > > ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? What-- oh. I am primarily > right-handed, though most Vulcans are ambidextrous. > > DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Naturally. How else would > one type? > > IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD > YOU BE? I am a Vulcan. I do not wish to be anything else. > > WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? The floor. These questions are becoming more and > more illogical. > > WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? I do not have a favourite number. I find > mathematics most interesting, but I do not understand why I should prefer > one number to another. > > WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? It was not precisely a car. It was a second-hand > T'Leyhath flitter that my cousin Skell and I rebuilt one summer. > > WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? I live aboard the Enterprise. I do not need > another conveyance. > > FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? Chess. But I prefer playing to watching. > > SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS > TO YOU. I see. *Now* we get to the point, yes? Very well. He has a most > aesthetically pleasing posterior. Well, you asked, Jim. If you did not > wish to hear the answer, why did you ask the question? > > OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST > LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT. I do not plan to send this to anyone. And you > had better not either, my human. Or perhaps I shall have to "take steps" > to insure our privacy. >