Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2000 13:55:41 -0800 From: Greywolf the Wanderer Subject: Getting to Know You - McCoy > As Jungle Kitty said, James T. Kirk got an email with > all sorts of questions that were intended to help > people learn about him. The email instructed him to > forward it to his friends, and one of the people who > received it was McCoy. We have managed to obtain a copy of the doctor's > answers; here it is. > > NAME: Leonard E. McCoy. Or Doc. Or Bones. Just don't call me late for > dinner. > > SEX: Why yes, don't mind if I do. Oh. Yeah, ok. Male. > > HOME: Augusta, Georgia, NorthAm Province, Earth. > > HEIGHT: An inch taller than James T. Kirk and don't you forget it buster. > > EYES: Blue. > > HAIR: Real dark brown. > > WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Heh heh... Oh, I dunno. Talk Dirty To Me, > I guess. ;-)> > > WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I'll have you know, suh, that there ain't no mice > in my Sickbay! > > FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Why, Journal of the > Federation Medical Association, of course. Oh all right. And Vulcan Hard > Bodies Monthly. Chekov lets me read 'em after he's done, and I make sure > his physical don't hurt too bad. It works out. Heh heh heh... > > FAVOURITE SMELL: Georgia peach blossoms in the springtime > > WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: The moment when I realize I'm gonna lose a > patient and there's nothin' more I can do about it. > > BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: The time the Bird Lady let me tip her without > usin' my hands. Heh heh heh... > > THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Sleep in. Scratch myself. Wear my comfy > clothes instead of that damn uniform. Check out all the cute asses on this > ship. Ask Uhura out on a date. Watch rocketball. > > FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Why, Dixie, of course! > > WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE > UP THIS MORNING? Dammit, it's time for Jim's checkup again -- how am I > gonna catch him *this* time. > > DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Only if I'm drunk. > > ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Damn foolish if ya ask me. > > PEN OR PENCIL? I like to dictate my reports. > > HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I try to avoid commsets; I got > too much work to do to set around yakkin' all day. > > FAVOURITE FOODS: Peach pie, fresh baked. And honeyglaze ham. > > DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I did. They've both Passed, though, so > not anymore. > > HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Not that I'm gonna tell *you* > about, bub. > > CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA - Oh, chocolate I guess. > > CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Bacon bits, *if* they're real *and* fresh. But I > ain't much for salads. I make Jim eat the salads. I'm a meat an' potatoes > man m'self. > > DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Oh, I ain't too bad at it, if I say so m'self. Drove > a combine harvester when I was a kid. > > DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? That, suh, is a rather personal > question! > > IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? > Heh heh heh -- y'all don't want me to answer that one. > > IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? I'm a doctor, not an > animal. > > THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY - I think they're kinda fun, long's I ain't > out in 'em gettin' wet that is. > > IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT > BE? Hippocrates. Or S'halen the Healer. > > FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: George Dickel Old Number 12 Kentucky bourbon. > But Jack Daniels'll do in a pinch. > > WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Damifino. > > EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?- Nah. I make Jim eat that stuff. > > GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, > WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Why, certainly I would. My mama raised me to be > a gentleman, suh. > > IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT > BE? I reckon I've already got the best damn job there is. > > IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT > BE? Hell, that's silly. Hair is hair. I'm just glad I've still got all > mine. Unlike a certain captain we all know and love. Heh heh heh. Whoo, > Jim's gonna shit bricks when he sees this. > > IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT > BE? That, suh, is another rather personal question. I don't believe I'll > answer that one. T'ain't none o' your business. > > HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Aw hell yeah. But it didn't turn out too > good. > > DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Weddings are for the womenfolks; I got better > things to do than sit around thinkin' of stuff like that. > > WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Well, let's see. Antique medical > instruments. My skull collection. Some awards and stuff. Not a helluva > lot, really. > > IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? > Empty, now -- but I wouldn't mind a refill, if you're buyin'. > > WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? What in hell is a snapple? > > ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Right handed. > > DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? That's Chapel's job. I > dictate any reports I can't git out of writin'. > > IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Damifino. I don't > garden. > > WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? None o' your damn business! > > WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? Ain't got one. Numbers're Spock's problem, > not mine. I'm a doctor, not a damn mathematician. > > WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? A beat up old Jupiter8 convertible. Went like a > bat outta hell till my cousin Jim-Bob wrapped it round a tree the night of > the prom. Damn. I miss that car. > > WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? A genuine rebuilt Model A runabout -- properly > converted, of course, so it don't stink. > > FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Rocketball. The Augusta Astros rule! > > SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO > YOU: He's got a cute ass. Well, you asked! > > OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST > LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Got to be Spock. No way in hell he'll fill this > fool thing out. Heh heh heh...