The BLTS Archive - Q-mulous by Cameron Burnell (cameronb@juno.com) --- Robin, you are an evil mindreader and I love you for it, babes! };) Shit, I almost called this one "Roll Call"! Anyways, this ones for Jen. Thanks for all the cards, m'dear. My lovers getting jealous. };) Ruth, I couldn't help but think of you when I wrote this. Consider this a big cyber-hug from me, to you and atara. :) Disclaimer: Paramount and Viacom owns them, I just fool around with them. Sometimes I get them to fool around with each other. };) --- Oh, this was wonderful! He should have thought of this sooner. The way Picard was groaning meant he obviously agreed. Q was all of seven-inches ... in height. He had made himself the size of a doll to do something he'd seen on one of the more depraved planets in the Delta Quadrant when he went to bother Janeway and her gang - he was fucking Picard in his piss-slit. And it was wonderful. All the juicy precum made his tiny dick glide. His little four inch legs were slick with it. Plus he was hugging Picard's dick, kissing it and just humping away like crazy, enjoying himself down to his tiny godly toenails. Picard was, too. Of course he couldn't say anything because Q had snapped himself into Jean-Luc's ready room and tied him, naked and on his back to his desk top with a gag in his mouth. But he knew how Jean-Luc felt. He felt fucking fantastic! Watching that society of giantesses and tiny men and their rituals had made him just so fucking horny. Now he was living a fantasy. Q had walked all over Jean-Luc - literally. He had rolled back and forth on his forest of chest hair and dry-humped his adam's apple. That had felt so good he'd poked Picard's ear a few times before going down on him - literally. He made a brief stop to pee in his navel and fill it up with sparkly god-piss, then headed on down to lay on top of his soft dick. As he kissed and dry-humped it, it quickly got hard, and soon it was pointing up and leaking pre-cum. That was when he inserted his own cute little dick into Picard's piss-slit and made Jean-Luc moan. Damn it felt so good! Why *hadn't* he thought of it before? He shrugged and wrapped his tiny arms around Picard's straining dick, almost as long as he was, and kept hump-fucking his oozing slit. He couldn't wait until Jean-Luc actually came! A cum bath! "Oh, Jean-Luc. Bathe me in your hot cum, mon capitan. Cum on!" Picard was trembling and his firm ass cheeks were pushing him up, giving Q the ride of his seven-inch life. He wrapped his arms tight around Jean-Luc's cock and hung on. Picard's hairy balls suddenly moved closer and a small forest of gray hair circled Q's tiny head. It would be soon! It would be soon... and all time and space could enjoy it with him!! "Make it so," Q moaned as he began to cum... --- TOS --- Kirk reached around and wrapped his hand on Spock's swollen loveprong [TM - Robin Lawrie]. Spock pushed back and moaned, "Jim...." "Yes, my love. Cum for me." Suddenly both of them were convulsed by powerful orgasms unlike anything they'd ever known. Kirk thought maybe they were dying of electrocution. Spoke thought maybe he had finally reached the seventh level of Vulcan perfection. When it was over every square inch of the bed was saturated with Vulcan cum... oddly enough one heart-shaped spot right in the middle was perfectly dry. --- TOS --- Down the hall, McCoy was spanking Janice Rand's meaty butt cheeks, smiling as she squealed. His own hard prick was trussed up tight in his black leather pants. They matched the executioner's mask he wore, the one that drove Janice wild. She practically begged for his boner when he wore it. Being a true southern gentleman, Leonard McCoy was glad to oblige a lady's desires. Now he pushed one knee up, hiking up Rand's quivering red ass a tad higher and lightly smacked her a bit lower than before. The flat of his skillful hand brushed her wet, swollen pussy lips and she convulsed in his lap, starting to cum hard. He joined her with a growl, gripping her tightly against his lap as he spasmed inside his tight black leather. It seemed to go on forever and he thought maybe he was having a stroke. When he peeled off his pants some time later he was surprised to find a heart-shaped rash all over his crotch. And Rand had a heart-shaped rash on her ass for a week. --- TOS --- Below decks Chekhov grinned as Nyota wiggled her finger at him. Sulu was already licking her to new heights down below, allowing him to rub his hard dick against one of her smooth feet. "Cum to mama, Pavel." She grinned at him and when he got close enough yanked gently on his fleshy north-pointing compass. He gasped as her thumb played with his fat wet cockhead and almost swallowed his tongue as she began to lick him like a lollipop. "Mama's thirsty, Pavel." She smiled and toyed with his balls, flicking her big toe across Sulu's wet tip and licking Chekhov's piss slit again. Both men erupted, blasting cum like never before. Uhura sighed and shivered and pushed Sulu's head into her crotch to join them. Soon all three were cumming. When it was over Uhura's entire body was covered with cum, more cum than Sulu and Chekhov could possibly make, but no one complained - especially not Uhura! Twenty years later she would swear it was what kept her looking so young for so long. --- TNG --- Data accessed his memory circuits. Too much of what Geordi was saying made no sense. "Cum on, Data. Cum on. Let go." "I did." "No. Hold my cock. Just let go." "Let go of what?" "Never mind, just hold on! I'm CUMMMMMIIINNNGGG!!!!!" Data obediently grabbed hold of Geordi's cock again just as it began spurting cum everywhere. To his intense surprise his own cock began to tingle, then his circuits seemed to start sparking. Was he experiencing an overload? Oh, no! When it was over Data woke up in Sickbay, hearing Geordi explaining "Best I can figure, he accessed his orgasm circuits and got caught in a loop. Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to suit up and get back to clean it all up before it gets too far into the ventilation system." Data found out later that a few gallons of android cum had shorted out his section of the crew quarters. He didn't know he could cum so much. He told Geordi they better not fuck again until he checked all his systems, but Data found out he liked masturbating so much that they never did fuck again. Geordi also had a bright red P and Q tattooed on his butt cheeks. No one ever asked him about them, though, so he never did find out. --- TNG --- "Thank you, Ma'am, can I have another?!" WHACK!! "Thank you, Ma'am, can I have another?!" "You can have more." WHACK!! WHACK!! WHACK!!! "My, what a lovely color." Troi smiled at Riker. He was naked, bent over her desk for a "counseling session". Troi was calmly holding a fancy filtertip and smoking. She was using the cricket bat Miles had left behind on the Enterprise from his own counseling sessions with her to spank Riker's hairy ass. She rubbed the stubby end of the bat against Will's shiny red ass and smiled as he moaned. She flicked the ashes over his back and held the lit end of her cigarette about half-an-inch from the quivering flesh of his reddened ass cheeks, letting him feel the heat. He arched away from it and began spurting cum all over her desk top. Troi scowled when he was done. "My desk is a mess. Lick it up, Billy boy." "Yes, Mistress." Riker gasped and nodded, moving back. "Look!" Troi glanced at the desk. His cum had spelled out "P & Q forever" in Betazed. --- TNG --- Beverly and Guinan were giving Barclay confidence lessons. Bev was wearing a gold Studmaster Dildo and butt-fucking him while Guinan sucked on his dick, but since Guinan had eight-hundred years of experience, Barclay thought he was going to die of total pleasure. Instead cum started spurting out so hard he could have sworn it was coming out of his ears. Bev never told him that it had, because when she pulled out of him he screamed like a female Ferengi and fired off a huge blast of cum from every hole in his body and passed out. She and Guinan never told him it was because the dildo inside him was no longer a long, smooth cock, but shaped like a P. Guinan just shook her head and licked all his cum up. The next morning she had a Q- shaped rash all over her tongue. --- DS9 --- Bashir wiggled his ass and Miles thought he'd explode. He was balls deep inside him, gripping Julian's cock with one hand and pushing the lubed end of his seven-year old cricket bat into his own ass with the other. He sometimes wished he hadn't given Deanna the old one, but this one had a ridged handle and felt fantastic when he yanked it out. Now he did just that. He could swear he saw stars. He definitely came. So did Julian. His cum spurt so far it shorted out the holosuite panel, which froze with a huge three-D image of a huge erection spurting cum before them. Miles and Julian were more concerned about the little raised bumps shaped like "P's" and "Q's" that seemed to be all over their cock's. It took a week to fade and in that time they could only have sex with each other ... so they were a happy pair of fuckers. --- DS9 --- Keiko grabbed Shakaar's ass to get his cock deeper in her cunt. She wanted him to hurry before Miles got done playing with Julian in the holosuite. He'd been going there a lot lately, but she never complained. Especially when the first minister came to visit the station. She wondered why Kira had broken up with the handsome Bajoran. She'd been enjoying Bajorans since she'd been on planet and away from her fuddy-duddy husband. She still wrote to all the botanists she'd worked and fucked with on Bajor. Bajorans were the best lovers she'd met, although she had sweat bullets until Yoshi came out without a ridgy nose. He *was* kind of dark but Miles was so proud he didn't ask any questions. And she never told him the truth about all the special "gynecology exams" Bashir had given her during the pregnancy. She couldn't have explained them anyway since she hadn't been carrying the little rugrat anyway. Keiko shrugged. Bashir was fucking some crewmember now. She'd heard about it on the grapevine. And Kira was seeing Odo now. Keiko guessed the shapeshifter made an interesting lover. But she didn't really care, it just meant more Shakaar for her! Shakaar kept trying to touch her ear and feel her pagh, but Keiko didn't have time for that mumbo-jumbo. "Hurry up. My husband will be back soon!" "Yeah, well, my wife thinks I'm talking to the Emissary." Keiko frowned, forgetting about their fucking. "You're married?" "Winn wanted me to make an honest woman of her." "No shit!" For some reason this got Keiko all excited and she ripped her nails down his back as she screamed and came. The pain made Shakaar start cumming too. When Bashir treated Shakaar later that night, he wondered about the strange pattern the "attacker" he claimed had made with his claws. It looked like a perfect heart carved into his back. And he never did tell Keiko about the strange markings he found inside her cunt during her next exam. They weren't dangerous or anything. But they looked a lot like little "P's" and "Q's" and tiny hearts decorating the inside of her pussy. --- DS9 --- Sisko was getting a primo blow job from Kasidy. So neither of them noticed when their heads briefly changed to look *just* like Picard and Q ... even when Kasidy reached a hand up to rub Benjamin's shiny bald head. --- DS9 --- Dax moaned and scratched and grabbed at her lover-s ass, pushing him deeper and deeper inside her. Martok indulged her. He was just glad Curzon remembered him. That ancient Trill fart had been the best damn lover he'd ever had. It was just too bad, he thought, that Jadzia had no cock. Oh,well. He shrugged and porked her harder. He'd known Worf wasn't keeping her happy and Jadzia had been more than pleased with his suggestion, remembering all the hot times he and Curzon had had. "QA'PLA!!!!!!!" Martok and Jadzia screamed together as they came. After they pulled apart they found scars shaped just like "P&Q" had been cut into her thigh and his side. They decided to put their bat'leth's down the next time they had sex. --- DS9 --- Worf shouted as he came, grabbing his lover's ears, making him cum, too. Quark gasped as the powerful oomox rocked his small body. The Klingon was a great lover, but they might have to cut back or else his ears were going to be twice their normal size. Not that he would mind. The Ferengi smiled his best toothy smile and Worf gave him one back. They'd been sharing a tooth sharpener now for weeks. It was the best sex either of them had. Quark sighed and ran a hand down that large, muscular chest. It was so much like Grilka's he nearly cried. He missed Grilka, but *this* wasn't bad. "I'd better get back to the bar." "I'd better get back to Jadzia." "What if someone sees you?" "They'd never believe we were doing anything together." Worf strapped on his pants and left the holosuite. Quark sighed and dressed and headed down for the bar. Worf never noticed that his piss slit was now shaped like a "P". Quark never noticed that the folds of his ears were shaped like a "Q" ... or if he did he thought it was from Worf's oomox. --- DS9 --- "Hurry. I've got to get back to the Rotarran!" "Keep your socks on, I'm close to Ooomox." Alexander looked to the door, worried, but Nog's small hand reached down and tickled his balls and he stopped worrying. He bent closer and gently bit at Nog's ear like he knew he liked. Nog's hard cock began spurting cum all over the place in between them and Alexander arched his back and came inside the small Ferengi incredibly tight ass. "Oh, that was great, Nog." He whispered. "Yeah, yeah. Just remember what you said." "Not a word to anyone. I remember. A Klingon's word is his honor." Alexander said, pulling out of Nog. "What the fuck?" The length of his huge Klingon cock had a heart-shaped rash all over it. They never did find out but the inside of Nog's ass had the same rash. --- DS9 --- Rom and Leeta were both asleep, having already shared oom-ox but when they woke up they found a big wetspot under them that spelled "P&Q4ever". They decided it was a sign of their love since "Pookie" and "Queenie" were their nicknames for each other. --- DS9 --- "I'm sure it's just a rash, Jake." "Looks just like Earth letters though, in English." "Really? It looks exactly like a very obscene Cardassian symbol to me." "Really?" "Yes, it implies that someone is bald and enjoys being buggered by playful gods." "Weird. It looks like little _P's and Q's_ to me." "Hm." Garak sighed, unconcerned. The rash was on Jake's ass and his cock. Since it didn't hurt and no one else would be likely to see it, he didn't care. Jake stroked a lean dark hand along his cock and Garak sighed again, content. "I missed you during the occupation, Elim." "I know. I missed you as well, my boy." "Ziyal kept asking me about you. If I'd heard anything. I never knew what to say." "And the Captain kept asking me if any of my contacts had heard anything about the station ... about you." "My father would freak you know, if he knew." "As would mine." "Funny, I never thought of you having a father." "Oh, I did. And the first time I came back to see him after a very long time ... well, let's just say I brought someone along to meet him and he wasn't very happy about it." "Really? You were in love before? Who was it?" "Let's just say that he's much better off now with the one he really loves." --- DS9 --- Odo arched his back and groaned as Kira rubbed her dripping pussy all over his chest and stomach. He lay on his bed, still thanking all the gods there were that Kira had chosen him and that he was a changeling again. If he'd been human he'd have cum two hours and one minute ago. Heck, he might have cum in his pants as soon as Kira took off her uniform and flashed him her tits. Anyway, he had creamed his pants more than a few times just looking at her when he'd been human and awake, and his pajamas when he'd been asleep! Now she wiggled up and hovered over his face, showing him nirvana. He stretched out a tongue and stuck it deep inside to lick out the inside of her hot pussy. Then he grew another to lick at her throbbing clit. She sat on his face and he let his first tongue slide all the way deep in her cunt. It was good to be a changeling! He made his cock longer and gently started to butt fuck her hot, tight ass. It was fucking *great* to be a changeling, he decided. Odo smiled as Kira cried out, then sighed and moaned and clenched her ass tightly on him, giving them both great feelings. Odo came at least a dozen times while Kira came over and over, rolling on his magical tongue that tickled her deep inside and sucked out all her pussy juice. They both fell asleep after an hour of almost constant cumming, Kira smiling as Odo oozed over her in his warm, liquid state like a form-fitting blanket. She loved this and so did he. He knew every inch of her body. It made him happy to see the hickey's he had sucked onto her beautiful pussy lips. He liked coming up with new little hickeys to mark her with that only he knew about. A bright red "P" marked one of her pussy lips and a bright red "Q" marked the other. They stood for "Pink" and "Quivering". Odo thought they were perfect, just like Kira. Although he did wonder if he shouldn't have written them in Bajoran. --- PS - I'll let you do the VOY ones, Robin. I've got fuckin' writer's cramp over here!