The BLTS Archive- Montgomery's Shock Fourth in the Edge of Forever series by S.R. Benjamin (phil@temples.com) --- Dear Len: I know you've been wondering what I'm doing here. Thought the Enterprise was in my blood, her engines were as much fueling my life as hers. Well, that was almost true. But I had a shock I wasn't prepared to get over, not on board. So I transferred. Or am I repeating things you already know? You are a more flexible man that I am, Len. So I'm not worried about telling you. Hell, you probably know already. But maybe you can understand that I wasn't willing to accept it. How in the galaxy do you run a ship with that going on, eh? I could never see it. Well, no use trying to be gentle. You'll either understand or not, accept what I have to say or not. Either way, I'd like a reply. Like to know where I stand. Plus, the U.S.S. Loch Lomond won't be puttering around nearby space forever. These prototype transwarp pods need testing, and we'll be ready within days. After that, I don't know how you'll reach me. Classified flight plan and all, you know. So I'll tell you why I left before we loose touch. Do you remember the awful time we had of it with V'Ger? The two of them out there like fools, one sneaking off and the other right behind, and protocol be damned. We were just lucky no one got killed. I remember you commenting on the way they were practically falling all over each other in sickbay. Thought you were just joking, thought it only had to do with a brush with death. You always were a damn sight more perceptive than you liked to let on, McCoy. I forgot it until I was repairing the hull bubble V'Ger had burned into the junction between the rim seal and the aft observation port. Popping clear windows into beautiful, functional hulls just never made any design sense to me. The junctions can warp. Anyway, I was outside the port, near the rim seal, when the corridor door opened. It was the Captain and Spock, and I didn't think anything of it. Just continued my work. They were talking, I guess -- could see their forms reflected in the glass as they moved. I reckon I blocked out too few stars for them to see me. After all, we were sublight, moving through the solar system, and the sun was ahead of us, eclipsed by the saucer. I almost jumped when it happened. I had no warning, no thought that I was looking at anything other than the conduct of ship's business. I couldn't hear them now, could I? So I just plain dropped the sealer gun when I saw the reflections of the Captain and Spock turn toward each other, reach with their hands to touch each other's faces, and dammitall if they didn't kiss right there in front of me! I watched the sealer gun rotate end over end as it drifted away to the end of its tether and started to bounce back. This was a pretty mess. I couldn't just stop. It was absolutely necessary to finish the job, once started. Just what we needed, to have the vacuum etch the fresh sealant and create a hull breach for sure. So there was no way I was going anywhere until I had finished repairing the ship and destroying my confidence in her senior crew, and that's what happened. It was impossible to work without seeing them. It wasn't just kissing, not for long. I saw the red privacy lock beacon begin to glow against the glass. And the two of them were feeling each other up and down, still kissing, mouths open and arms tight around each other like they were never coming up for air. But finally they did, and what does your Captain do? He slides off the couch, and moves his hands to the waistband of Mr. Spock's trousers. I was busy removing the outer seal juncture, and there he is, pulls down Spock's pants right there and all. Bends his head. Spock closes his eyes, reaches his hands into the Captain's hair. It doesn't go on for long, before Spock pulls the lowered head back and kneels himself to pull the Captain's pants down. Soon he's doing the same thing as was done to him. The back of a gold shirt sways back and forth, just the edge of blue sleeves striped with First Officer's braid and the Vulcan's hands visible clinging to the pale fabric at the waist. Your Captain then lays down on his back and pulls Spock on top of him, both with their trousers down around their ankles. No wonder Komack was so negative about the time the Captain diverted the ship to Vulcan, just for Spock. I always wondered what that was about. Seemed too much for mere courtesy to a fellow officer with a personal crisis. Anyway, Spock smears something from a tube onto-well, you can figure. He then lowers himself over his prone Captain and enters him. Can you believe that? Nogura would have the heads of every soul on this ship and use 'em to line the fence around the Academy. By this time I've lubricated the new rim seal and slipped it into place. Almost done. The Captain is grabbing Spock's shoulders, and Spock throws his head back, eyes closed, and strains against the body below his. I get the bolt tight in the rim seal bolthole, and sealant spurts out. Done. Everyone's wiping up. I've done a good job, they've ruined the entire chain of command on this ship. I posted the transfer 12 hours later, by which time the Captain and First Officer, reviewing ship's business, had noted the log entry of repair time on the exterior rim junction of the aft observation port, over my signature. The Captain signed my transfer request without meeting my eyes. So now you know, Len, as if you didn't know already. Probably treated 'em for some shared venereal infections thrice over by now. Well, you're a better man than I if you can tolerate a ship being mistreated that way. And that's all I have to say about it. Montgomery Scott Chief Engineer U.S.S. Loch Lomond --- The End