Paris's Square
by Saavant
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Disclaimer: they're not mine!!!

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Harry Kim sighed deeply. "I feel so alone since Seven of Nine decided we were incompatible," he confessed to his friends.

"I know what you mean!" moaned Torres. "I wasn't exactly interested in Vorik, but our little incident did serve to remind me how single I am."

"And Janeway has said we can't continue having a relationship because we're senior officers directly in the line of command," lamented Chakotay. "I have no one now."

"We're lonely, horny and without lovers, all three of us," Harry whined. "What are we going to do?"

"Well," said B'Elanna philosophically, "we'll always have Paris."

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