So, anonymoouse had a Word McShep AU list (~180) where John and Rodney have non-canon jobs. I got tired of cutting & pasting into the address bar, so I copied them here and made links (’cause that’s less work 
), then shared it so others could enjoy the bounty. This led to stories suggested by: sgagenrefinders, sheafrotherdon, altyronsmaker, danceswithgary, aqualegia, flyakate, hyperfocused, valiree, toft_froggy, ariadne83, rheanna27, bironic, danceswithgary again (she’s up to 241 now!), sga_santa, sgafan33, goddess47 (who steered me towards Crossroads), pollitt, lavvyan, ratcreature, whose Recs List I shamelessly plundered, SGA Big Bang, elaran’s rec list, anonymoouse, skaredykat, skinscript, almostnever, jane_connor, mecurtin, omg_wtf_yeah, the sgareversebang, the AU filter on AOOO, squidgie, Connor, lina, sga_santa, wonapalei, Shibela, meander, Joya, Flitter, Leila, Mimi, K, and JD. And entropy_house, Joya, sgafan33, Marian, and Wolfie have sussed out a bunch of dead links and typos! Phew! That’s a lot of good help!
Latest additions
*** week starting 6-01-12 (42)
&&& week starting 6-10-12 (94)
+++ week starting 11-25-12 (36)
Currently: 1,080 entries
Alphabetical by John’s job*
*All pilots (except ‘ex-pilots’) are under ‘pilot’, with the sub-type in parentheses.
Sequel/backstory/companion pieces can be found just under the original entry.
‘Verses with separate stories listed are either not internally linked or not all posted on the same website – you can back arrow to the list so as not to miss anything.
Vegas AUs are all under vVv. (ps. some of them are gen)
(Also? If I could make one request fandom-wide, it would be for a word count on every fic.)
Key = John’s job/Rodney’s job – link – word count
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2nd grade teacher/College professor = Elementary!verse by flyakate – 9,739 (8 stories)
3-day eventer/Trainer = Know How to Fall by Auburn – 83,883
7-11 day manager/7-11 night manager = Critical Mass by esteefee – 463
–Sequel: A Visit From the Home Office – 1,529
7-year-old –> husband/6-year-old –> physicist = Quantum Entanglements by reddwarfer – 13,000
–Sequel: Index Cards (and things written in the margins) – 592
aAa
Academic/Gangster’s moll = The Big Gay History of the World by Rachael Sabotini – 23,811
Academic/Professor = Vindaloo by femmequixotic – 886
Accounting firm president/Accountant = [shift] Reality by gblvr – 12,518
–Cut scene: AU Scene – 487
–Remix: Reality Organization by ekaterinn – 3,172
–Remix 2: Shifting Reality (Best Imitation of Myself Remix) by kyuuketsukirui – 1,173
Actor/Actor = You’re Cool, I’m Fine by gblvr – 2,892
Actor/Agent = Idol by trinityofone – 3,550
Actor/Auditor = Taxed Return by runaroundkid – 15,152
Actor/Psychic to the Stars = Star-Maker by darkhavens – 883
Actor/Reseacher = The Tangler and the Hunter by Elayna – 30,730
Actor/Scriptwriter = He Got a TV Eye on Me by seikaitsukimizu – 9,300
Actor/Partner = Private Life ‘verse by darkmoore – (4 stories)
Advertising exec/Tax software geek = Marriage of Inconvenience by Kat Reitz and Tzigane – 54,210 (please note the warnings)
Aerialist/Circus manager = Biggest Ever Sky by halowrites and lilysaid – 10,794
Aerialist/Steampunk scientist – The Long Engagement by omg! wtf? yeah. - 51,222
Aeronautical design company CEO/Barista & TA = Breakfast Bite by Istar – 9,373
Aeronautical design company executive/Astrophysicist = The Convenient Husband Part 1 by mz_bstone – 6,434
–Part 2 – 5,983
Aeronautical engineer/Professor = How There Was A Giant Conspiracy To Kidnap Rodney And Possibly Even Torture Him, or, The Chase by chaletian – 6,042
Aeronautics executive/Engineer = Objects in the Rear View Mirror by silverraven11 – 17,421
Aerospace engineer/Sci-fi writer = Flying Blind by idiasm and daydreamer – 2,228
Aesthetician/Astrophysicist = Creamy Gay Facials by bitter-crimson – 3,448
–Sequel: More Creamy Gay Facials – 1,090
Agent/Musician = Spellbound by forcryinoutloud – 510
+++Air Force Colonel/Dot-com millionaire – Draconian Measures by Tarlan – 54,233
Airplane collector/Tollbooth worker = While You Were Sleeping Redux by lavvyan – 26,759
Airplane designer/Airplane designer = The One Where John Adopted Susan and Claire ‘verse by velocitygrass – 10,482 (3 stories)
Airplane designer/Bartender = For Better or Worse by crownglass39 – 39,909
Airplane designer/Engineer = Company Men by mahoy – 2,249
&&&Airplane designer/Scientist = Heart Not for Sale by teh_helenables – 2,084
+++Alchemist/Demon = Demon Snippet by lavvyan – 1,040
Alien/Musician = Starcrossed by lavvyan – 3,100
Alien/Physicist = A Physicist of Earth by OtherCat – 2,484
Alien/Scientist = The Ways of Earthlings by lamardeuse – 1,189
Alteran/Alteran = Reliance Week by sherrold – 2,194
Alteran/Farmhand = Beauty by blinkiesays – 3,820
Ambulance driver/Doctor = Ambulance by rosemending – 1,600 (available by email upon request)
Amnesiac/Neurologist = Doctor/Patience Confidence by custardpringle – 15,642
Ancient/Merman = Under the Sea by lavvyan – 952
&&&Angel/Angel = On Angels by Lady Yueh – 428
Angel/Angelico = Archangel by czarinakathryn – 11,938
Angel/Demon = Before It All Went Pear-Shaped by teh_helenables – 2,000
Angel/Devil = Says One to the Other by unamaga – 514
Angel/Scientist = Detour to Bethlehem by danceswithgary – 3,378
Animal trainer/Movie producer = Picture… Perfect by X_V – 1,406
Anti-globalisation protester/A-gp = The One Where They Are Anti-globalisation Protesters by sapote3 – 8,200
Apocalypse survivor/ Apocalypse survivor = The Hard Prayer by Rheanna – 30,247
Ariel/Prospero = Rodney’s Tempest by RosiePaw – 3,451
Art dealer/Art conservator = Domesticity Is Not an Art Form by chiasmus – 790
&&&Art student/Physics professor = Our Styrofoam Universe by teh_helenables – 2,634
&&&Artist/Pharmaceutical sales rep = Into the Groove by lemurgrrrl – 3,046
&&&Assassin/Monk = The House of Stone and Light by melagan and neevebrody – 13,700
Assassin/Scientist = The Arizona Project ‘verse by seperis – 29,493 (3 stories)
Assassin/Witch = High Stakes ‘verse by lavvyan – 8,332 (3 stories)
Assistant/Kids’ science show host = Dr. Rodney’s Science Corner by runpunkun – 251
–Companion: Catalysis for Dummies by crysothemis – 2,233
–Remix: Steady State by thedeadparrot – 1,723
Assistant/Magician = A Kind of Magic by 2of7 – 8,499
Astronaut/Astronaut = One small step by forcryingoutloud – 172
Astronaut/Flight director = A Rough Road Leads to the Stars by Freyja – 7,177
Auction-goer/Bachelor auction item = Prince Charming by coreopsis – 7,279
Author/Military – N.O.R.W.I.C.H. by tzigane and Kat Reitz – 114,000
Author/Scientist = Till It Shines (The Secret Life of Rodney McKay) by wesleysgirl – 16,000
Aviator/Scientist = A New History ‘verse by sheafrotherdon – 17,938 (3 stories)
bBb
Bait/Laptop genius = Tribulation by micehell – 3,988
Baker/Astrophysicist & engineer = The Foster’s Bakery ‘verse by almostnever (Cesare) & anatsuno
A Place on the Corner by anatsuno & almostnever – 8,600
–Missing scene: Independence Day by anatsuno & almostnever – 1,821
Remembrance Day by anatsuno & almostnever – 3,200
Pear & Gorgonzola by almostnever & anatsuno – 3,300
Clementine Tarts by almostnever – 4,462
Whiskey Cupcakes by almostnever & anatsuno – 5,600
Wine Therapy by anatsuno & almostnever – 21,347
Yeast by almostnever – 1,500
Natural Harvest by almostnever – 1,600
Marjarom by almostnever – 100
Coffee by almostnever – 361
Honey – 1,804
Crackerfic by almostnever – 913
Beer & Popcorn by almostnever – 4,749
Essentials by almostnever & anatsuno – 1,800
–AU of A Place on the Corner = In a Place by almostnever – 1,050
Work (2 drabbles by almostnever, 2 by teenygozer and 1 by ldyanne – scroll down) – 500 total
Baker/Food critic = The Sweetest Thing by corinna – 4,000
Ballet dancer/Ballet master = The Company by chimosa – 2,383
***–Sequel: Part two – 1,351
Bank robber/Bank customer = Abilene by nilahasi – 1,450
Bar owner/Businessman = Explosions by laytoncolt – 14,700
Bar owner/Columnist = Wayward Youth by facetofcathy – 873
Barista/Barista = The One Where John and Rodney Work at Starbucks by Punk and Sab – 949
Barista/Programmer = The Perfect Cappuccino by Rachael Sabotini – 2,214
Barista/Scientist = Press Down Onto the Earth by teh_helenables – 835
Barista/Scientist = Where the Brave Dare Not Go by Telesilla – 18,013
Barman/Chef = Restaurant au by linaerys
*** The Opening – 4,000
*** Balancing Act – 7,000
***Heat Wave – 2,100
Bartender/Computer programmer = All You Can Squeeze From a Lemon by mckays_girl – 12,143
Bartender/Scientist = Santa in a Stetson by kho – 17,104
&&&Baseball player/Sports announcer = Bottom of the Ninth by trinityofone – 2,412
Bear/Baby by fairy = Fairly Stupid Tale by MrsHamill – 13,755
Beast/Scientist = Unconventional Beauty by jane-elliot – 30,381
Beauty/Beast = Beauty and the Beast by The Lady of the Shadows – 5,000
Beekeeper/Chef = Moosebutt Honey ‘verse by dogeared, crysothemis, & sheafrotherdon – (9 entries)
Best man/Guest = Stellar by gblvr – 3,879
Bike messenger/Office worker = Be My Yoko Ono by kashmir1 – 8,982
Black ops/Engineer & Astrophysicist = All These Things That I’ve Done by tzzzz – 9,504
Blood bank worker/Composer = It’s What You Don’t See by Telesilla – 8,268
–Remix: It’s What You Hear by argosy – 7,767
Bodyguard/Billionaire = Never Wanted to Dance (With Nobody but You) by liketheriverrun – 18,790
Bodyguard/Billionaire = Office Space and Other Tools of the Villainous Plot by refracting – 1,960 (available by email upon request)
+++Bodyguard/King = Five drabbles: Unfunny, Just Checking, Thorough, Crafty, & Temporary Fix by mific – 500
Bodyguard/Librarian = I Don’t Do Floors (The Rest is Negotiable) by danceswithgary – 15,316
Bodyguard (Oddjobber)/SGC physicist = The Protection Racket by kormantic – 14,000
Bodyguard/Scientist = Always Sleep With My Guns by fiercelydreamed – 2,300
Bookkeeper/Businessman = Moonstruck by goddess47 – 6,900
Bookkeeper/Carnival mechanic = Cotton Candy by jackie_brown – 2,768
Bowler/Bowler = Strike! by snowglobe1275 – 1,900
Boyfriend/Jealous boyfriend = Those Green Eyes by Jae Kayelle – 631
Boyfriend/Rock star = AU!verses by mystic – 13,176
Boy toy/Scientist = My Boss the Boy Toy by nixa jane – 2,518
–Part Two – 1,490
Bull/Bull = Happy Cows Come From Pegasus Pastures by cottontail – 899
Businessman/Astrophysicist = The Innocent’s Dark Seduction by goddess47 – 10,124
+++Businessman/Businessman = Lover Come Back by brighid – 9,705
Businessman/Businessman = Suddenly You’re Mine ‘verse by forcryinoutloud – 16,461 (3 stories, 2 new***)
Businessman/Businessman = A Yellow Wood by tigerlady – 2,083
&&&Businessman/CEO = Roaming Holiday by Goddess47 – 9,425
Businessman/Scientist = Untitled by hestia_lacey – 3,500
Businessman/Secretary = A Regency Tale by graceandfire – 57,400
Butler (robotic)/Rodney = Necessary Things by cupidsbow – 2,376
cCc
+++Candidate/Communications manager = Primary Season by velocitygrass – 20,423
&&&Camp counselor/Camp counselor = Atlantis Summer Camp by snowglow1275 – 17,885
Captain/Mechanic = The Message by oneechan19 – 2,200
–Sequel: The Other Message – 683
Captain/Physicist = The Prisoner of Zenda by eotu – 30,665
***Captive/Captor = Thought I Was Getting Carat Gold, and What I Got Was You by kyuuketsukirui – 200
Caterer/CEO & inventor = The Proposition by jane-elliot – 62,510
–Sequel: The Proposition 2: The Proposal – 27,229
***Caterer/Client = Catering by velocitygrass – 744
Cattle drover/Australia biologist = A Blue True Dream of Sky by isilya – 8,665
Cavalry officer/Inventor = The Last of Summer by Luthien – 624
CEO/Assistant = Beau of the Ball by velocitygrass – 7,092
&&&CEO/Scientist = First Impressions by cerrad – 1,975
&&&–Sequel: Second Thoughts – 2,057
CEO/Scientist = A Boyfriend For Christmas by lenore – 19,595
CEO/Scientist = The Single Dad and the Tycoon by Tarlan – 9,680
Chef/Chef = Hot off the Grill by melagan – 3,122
Chef/Chef = Top Chef, Full-on SGA Style by crimsonclad – 2,500
Chef/Executive = Irresistible by feline-feral – 10,488
Chef/Writer = New Shores by velocitygrass – 42,315
&&&Cherub/Cherub = Throw Himself Into the Sky by Epiphanyx7 – 4,097
Chief of Staff/Library of Congress librarian = In Which Tibet Features (sort of) by 9zanite – 10,569
Chief of Staff/Researcher = HQ800, or Single in the Capital by oriolegirl – 4,151
Chief toy tester/Head elf = A Merry McShep Christmas by suki_blue – 3,442
Chocolatier/Physicist = Kiss Your Sassafrass by perspi – 1,150
Cinderella/Imaginary friend = Whatever You Wish For by skoosiepants – 12,000
Cinderella/Prince Snarking = Coming True by Kass – 4,691
Client/P.I. = A Face That Nobody Knows by aesc – 44,136
Client/P.I. = Joining With the Jackal Pack by fiercelydreamed – 9,500
Coach/Teacher = Einstein by tigs – 1,721
Coach/Teacher = Not Like Years Ago by kyuuketsukirui – 824
Code monkey/Code monkey = The One Where They’re Code Monkeys by Siria – 1,580
Coffee shop owner/Coffee shop worker = Help Wanted by suzvoy – 2,558
Coffee roaster/Science exhibit designer = Fair Trade ‘verse by esteefee
Fair Trade – 18,661
Moebius – 33,837
The Walk by squidgie – 469 (Ronon/Sandi)
On a Bad Day – 2,558
Old and New – 1,175
Infinity Cubed – 3,220
Fairly Competent – 201
Beginnings – 4,000
A Smarter Tradition – 1,228
Chess Game – 261
Bean by Bean – 898
Wind Arrow – 14,487
First Storm – 304
Quake! – 663
Blue Angels – 100
***In Flagrante – 465
***’Tis the Season – 594
Collector of magical water (what?)/ Inventor = The End of the World As We Know It by lavvyan – 3,594
College newspaper editor/Gay Dear Abby = Not Exactly Rocket Science by apple_pi – 9,320
College student/College student = The Application of Practical Physics by Siria – 1,475
&&&College student/College student = Circle Kicking by aesc – 2,314
College student/College student = Close Quarters by kisahawklin – 1,501
College student/College student = Feels Like Home by elandrialore – 3,522
&&&College student/College student = Finally Found Out by velocitygrass – 3,029
College student/College student = Preferences by mezzo_caminn – 1,224
&&&College student/College student = Someday My Prince Will Come/He’s Behind You by bluejbird – 3,105
&&&College student/College student = Supply and Demand by yin-again – 3,701
+++College student/College student = The Undocumented Hazards of Ping Pong by czarina_kathryn – 3,956
College student/Hotel receptionist = Hotel California by rock_mafia – 1,940
College student/Roommate = How to Have a Relationship Without Even Trying by ladycat777 – 7,654
–Dark version: Spiral by ladycat777 – 2,000
College student/Roommate = Making Friends and Influencing People by immoralilly – 6,224 (available by email upon request)
College student/Roommate = Roommate Troubles by zabbers – 3,442
College student/Tutor = Except For a Few Small Bruises by justbreathe80 – 14,791
Colonel/Scientist = Little By Little To the Truth; or, a Narrative of the Atlantis Expedition by Telesilla – 5,766
Colonist/Colonist = A Theory of Chromatic Acculturation by OtherCat – 1,395
+++Commander/Engineer = Self-Made Men by enigmaticblues – 17,233
Community organizer/Photographer = Depth of Field by lamardeuse – 19,873
Composer/Author = Quiet on the Set by fractalreality – 1,364
Congressional page/Congressional page = McKay and Sheppard The Congressional Pages Story (without the sleazy perverted Congressman) by tex – 1,514
Conman/Conman = The Best Things in Life are Free by kajikia – 3,8008
Conman/Tech expert = Hustle by zinnith – 14,688
Construction/Chef = Of Tarot Cards and Table Settings by kisahawklin – 10,313
–Prequel: All Hallow’s Eve – 4,795
Construction/Professor = Restoration Hardware ‘verse by aesc – 17,400 (5 stories)
Cop/Astrophysicist = Start Where You Begin by skoosiepants – 16,000
Cop/Bounty hunter = Life in Little Canada by laytoncolt – 15,499
&&&Cop/Cop = Chasing the Dragon by trillingstar – 3,406
***Cop/Cop = Undercover Preparation by velocitygrass – 1,362
Cop/Hacker = Live Free or Die Hard by sian1359 – 43,392
Cop/Robot designer = Memento Mori (Seize the New Day) by neevebrody – 21,331
Cop/Teacher = Speed Far Greater by tense_past – 7,823
Cowboy/Astrophysicist = Down on the Ranch by foggynite – 17,975
Cowboy/Ex-Bostonian = Peace and Quiet by elandrialore – 1,010
Cowboy/Scientist = A.T. Lantis Corral by forcryinoutloud – 7,438
&&&Cowboy/Scientist = Love in the Midwest by lar_laughs – 16,781
Creature/Mage = The Sacrificial Mage by taste_is_sweet – 65,000
&&&Critic/Scientist = Everyone Has a Story by inthekeyofd – 3,422
Cupid/Mortal = With This Arrow by BiPagan – 995
Cupid/Psyche = An Old Story by aesc – 8,167
Customer/Cell phone repairman = Can You Hear Me Now by nakedwesley – 2,162
Customer/Inventor = McKay’s Mechanical Marvels by lavvyan – 1,020
Cyclist/Trainer = le maillot jaune by someinstant – 1,117
dDd
Dance instructor/Professor = Strictly Ballroom by roaringmice – 9,225
Dance instructor/Professor = Waltz, Tango, Foxtrot by out_there – 21,972
Dancer/Dancer = La Vie En Rose by indybaggins – 3,220
Dancer/Pianist = The Pegasus Academy of Fine Arts by seigeofangels – 1,000
Delivery guy/Vet = Lucky’s Hitlist by fathomlessspite – 4,293
+++Delivery man/Mattress salesman = Barn Doors and Junk Galore by tarie – 921
Demolition expert/Consultant = Sheppard Demolitions: We Blow Sh*t Up by yin-again – 5,778
Demon/Angel = The Bang and the Clatter by trinityofone – 2,125
Demon hunter/Demon hunter = A Year in the Life by ignipes – 3,245
Deputy Communications Director/Deputy Chief of Staff = Woot Canow by Siria – 1,482
Designer/Designer = John Sheppard’s Guide to Surviving Project Runway by sheafrotherdon – 7,103
&&&Designer/Designer – In Over Their Heads But Making it Work Anyway by puddleofgoo – 145,656
Detective/CSI = It’s Not at All Like the TV Says by melonbutterfly – 899
Detective/CSI = Wrapped in a Red Ribbon by auburn – 22,897
Detective/Criminologist The Pegasus Device by liketheriverrun – 41,000
Detective/Detective = The Dark Side of the Task Force by reddwarfer – 9,700
Detective/Detective = Endgame by maverick – 10,000
Detective/Detective = Six Years at the BPD by omg! wtf? yeah. - 550 (pre-slash) (Perhaps we can persuade her to write the next act? Let’s try, shall we?)
Detective/Forensic scientist = Through to Sunrise by dogeared – 1,851
Detective/Musician = The ‘R’ Word by Orthain & Rina – 60,217
–Sequel: The ‘M’ Word by Orthain & Rina – 16,396
Detective/Physicist = Haunted by azurelupis – 28,735
Detective/Physicist = Woobie!verse by Elayna – 72,325 (8 stories)
Detective/Professor = A Victorian Ghost Story by anyanka_eg – 4,483
&&&Detective/Runaway = Rodney’s Case by topiarymary – 7,765
Detective/Scientist = Days of the Week or The Tango Rodney by clockstopper – 3,900
Detective/Scientist = Disengage by teh_helenables – 1,100
&&&Detective/Scientist = Set Fire to Our Bed by someidiothasice – 12,535
Detective/Sorcerer – Beginnings ‘verse by Neo_Star0114
Beginnings – 2,050
Believe – 26,072
Learning – 19,813
Detective/Tech expert = Following the Lead by velocitygrass – 17,238
Doctor/Astrophysicist = Better Than by seiyaharris – 4,805
Doctor/Doctor = Little Victories by apple_pi – 734
Doctor/Doctor = Living Will by toomuchplor – 700
–Prequel: Plus Ça Change – 1,133
Doctor/Gate team member= Light Duty by yin_again – 1,213
Doctor/Military = Welcome to Atlantis by lillyjk – 2,091
&&&Doctor/Pickup = To Fly Without a Plane by melonbutterfly – 5,171
Doctoral candidate/Aerospace consultant = Mathematician by elementalv – 4,331
Dog musher/Veterinarian = Happy Trails by padfootthegrim – 20,019
Dog Sheppard/Cat McKay = Cats and Dogs by mystic – 10,386
Dog walker/Doctor of physics = Walk This Way ‘verse by yin-again
Walk This Way – 7,079
Pretty Persuasion – 298
Flying Weekend – 544
Lateral Stability – 4,720
Small Packages – 147
Undercover – 102
A Grave Undertaking – 916
Changes – 906
Dom/Sub = The Spaces Inside by lavvyan – 8,078
Drag queen/drag queen = Puddlejumper, Queen of the Desert, by Siria – 5,054
Dragon/Journeyman smith = On the Wings of Imagination by X-parrot – 3,762
–Sequel: With Healing in his Wings – 6,928
Dragonrider/Dragonrider = Catch Me as I Fall by codemonkey – 7,298
Dragonrider/Dragonrider = Dragonlord by Icarus – 86,873
Dragonrider/Healer = Acceptance by macx – 21,161
(new link) Dragonrider/Mage = The Mark of the Dragon by FlitterFlutterFly – 5,492
Driver & novice actor/Actor = East Bound and Down by elayna88 – WIP (link goes to tag page)
–Part 13 (not linked from part 12)
–Part 14 (not linked from part 13)
–Part 15 (not linked from part 14)
Driver/Car designer = Life in the Fast Lane by ldyanne – 16,199
Driver/Mechanic = Fireball ‘verse by celli lane
Fireball – 27,401
Wrecks – 2,121
3 Fireball deleted scenes – 1,754
Driver/Pit mechanic = Stick Shift by ras elased – 4,020
Druggie/Supplier = Station by ladyflowdi – 984
Drugstore clerk/Drugstore clerk = Building Bombs by busaikko – 11,451
Drummer/Guitarist = Everything Else is Secondary by skoosiepants – 5,437
Duke/Lady = To Marry a Duke by saldemonium and yarnaddict – 10,028
eEe
&&&Earth sprite/Water sprite = High-Water by lavvyan – 1,606
Ecdysiast/Groom-elect = Ecdysiast by forcryinoutloud – 1,949
Editor-Assistant-Cook-Husband/Author = Sign by pollitt – 1,140
Educator/Educator = Violating the Prime Directive by DJIN7 & Reddwarfer – 10,495
Electrician/Plumber = Wrench by Toft – 2,153
Elf/Elf = Elf (or It’s a Wonderful Elf Life) by Siria – 960
***Elf/Human = Elf by velocitygrass – 789
Elf/Prince = Le Beau En Stasis by Rachael Sabotini – 2,570
Elf?/Shopper = Jingle Wings by forcryinoutloud – 5,469
Emergency responder/Volcanologist = Volcano by shrift – 8,797
Energy company exec/Dot-com millionaire = Workin’ Men (Somewhere To Go) by nolonger19 – 7,700
Engineer/Air Force = War Stories ‘verse by busaikko – 25,496 (7 stories)
Engineer/Egyptologist – The Alexandrian Tablet by giogio – 60,000+ (goes to a list of chapter links)
Engineer/Professor = Prove Your Hypothesis Right by pinn – 5,180
Engineer/Scientist = Dinner Party by Allyndra – 3,300
–Sequel: Dinner Party: Part 2 – 1,768
Engineer/Scientist = Prolegomenon by forcryinoutloud – 4,088
Escaped subject/Researcher = Hegira by kellifer_fic – 23,478
Evil overlord/Rodney = Evil Overlord Sheppard by graceandfire – 6,233
***–Sequel: Evil Overlord Sheppard Visits Atlantis – 8,448
+++Ex-Air Force/Astrophysicist = Guessing Game by that_which – 10,176
+++Ex-Air Force pilot/Scientist = Still the Same by secondalto – 1,823
Ex-convict personal assistant/Composer = Counterpoint ‘verse by nestra – 12,918 (5 stories)
Ex-military/Author = Grounded by velocitygrass – 20,435
Ex-military/Professor = Eat Your Vegetables by siria – 1,199
Ex-military/Scientist = Moving Day by altyronsmaker – 968
–Sequel: Handy Man – 460
Ex-military/Scientist = The Observer by Elayna – 12,384
Ex-military/Scientist = The Temptation of Adam byrhiannonhero – 9,058
&&&Ex-military bartender/Artist = Chasing Sheppard by scrunchy – 13,604
Ex-Navy/Scholar = Escapade by Siria – 2,212
Ex-pilot/Merman? = The Lonely Sea by Tarlan – 26,732
***Ex-pilot/Astrophysicist = Friendly Persuasion by billietallent – 4,397
Ex-pilot/Astrophysicist = A Stop at Willoughby by danceswithgary – 36,534
Ex-pilot/Author = Entangled Particles ‘verse by zinnith & the_cephalopod – 135,000+ (26 stories)
Ex-pilot/Author = Slipped Past by Freyja – 2,216
Ex-pilot/Barista = Coffee and Sarcasm by inbarati – 2,681
Ex-pilot/Boyfriend = Surrogate Father by hackthis – 1,464
Ex-pilot/Brothel owner = A Fate So Sweet by Telesilla – 13,730
–Sequel: I Have Made My Choice – 2,214
Ex-pilot/Businessman = Heaven Is A Place On Earth by moodymuse19 – 24,200
Ex-pilot/Businessman = Ring Out, Wild Bells by skoosiepants – 6,800
Ex-pilot/Cat whisperer = The Cat Whisperer by ForCryinOutLoud – 16,174
Ex-pilot/Collector = Socks and Keys and Stuff (and John) by lavvyan - 1,502
Ex-pilot/Concert pianist = Solitary man by Bluespirit – 40,002
Ex-pilot/Engineer = A Big Day by mific – 1205
Ex-pilot/FBI agent = Lean on Me by Elayna – 14,692
Ex-pilot/Maze designer = Not Without a Plan by argosy – 20,700
Ex-pilot/Physicist = Blink by lavvyan – 4,884
Ex-pilot/Physicist = Hostage by dvs – 9,865
Ex-pilot/physicist = Jungle Fever by cupidsbow – 8,887
Ex-pilot/Physicist = Push/Pull by Jane Elliot – 66,532 (It’s off the web again, but I can email you a copy.)
Ex-pilot/Rodney = Taking the B Train by ldyanne – 19,570
Ex-pilot/Scientist = Liminal by viva_gloria – 56,254
Ex-pilot/Scientist = Live Life Ordinary by lavvyan – 4,587
Ex-pilot/Scientist = Of Cold Making Warmth by Siria – 3,717
Ex-pilot/Scientist = One and All by aesc – 6,730
–Sequel: Playing the Body -1,435
&&&Ex-pilot/Scientist = Transitions and Revelations by sethoz – 3,674
Ex-pilot/Teacher = Sky Full Of by rageprufrock – 31,400
&&&Ex-pilot/Vampire = Bite Me by Flamedancer33 – 13,820
+++Ex-pilot cruise line owner/Ex-pop star musical director = The Devil Will Drag You Under by HYPERFocused – 5,496
Ex-pilot grocery owner/Professor = A Supermarket in California by taffetablue – 7,603
–Coda: City Hall – 291
Ex-pilot kennel minion/Vet = It’s All Your Fault Radek, You Meddling Bastard by fawkesielady_ed – 65,529
Ex-pilot prison/Inventor = How the Gallows Smile by lifesscar – 17,617
–Part 2
Ex-pilot radio host/Scientist = Alaska to Florida – - the Long Journey of Finding Yourself by velocitygrass – 29,153
&&&Ex-pilot salesman/Traveler = Planes, Trains and Automobiles by skoosiepants – 2,256
Ex-pilot scientist/SGC Scientist = Blast From the Past by pollitt – 4,100
–Companion: Wake Up Call – 1,200
Ex-pilot soap opera actor/soap opera actor-writer = Daytime Drama by hyperfocused – 9,659
–Sequel: Zestful – 1,096
Ex-pilot thief/Ex-civilian contractor = Welcome to the Darkside by Mystic – 30,606
Ex-pilot trophy husband/Physicist = Rules of Engagement by velocitygrass – 22,950
Ex-pilot US Marshal/Astrophysicist = Safe Surrender by zoemathemata – 42,526
&&&Ex-soldier/Betrothed = John Sheppard’s Deal with the Devil by squidgiepdx – 1,836
Ex-soldier/Composer & pianist = Double Escapement by GloriaMundi – 7,137
Ex-soldier/Inventor = The Road to Nowhere by le-mot-mo – 16,885
Ex-soldier/Physicist hacker = abriter quelqu’un by melonbutterfly – 2,071
Executive producer/Writer = Winding Up by elandrialore – 1,000
fFf
&&&Fairy Godfather/Cinderella = The Tale of CinderRodney and the Fairy by melagan – 5,501
Fairy Prince/Rodney = Fair by minnow1212 – 18,500
Fairy Prince/Thumbling = Thumbling Down by lavvyan – 1,684
Falconer/Physicist = Falconry for Beginners by bluflamingo – 3,622
Fallen angel/Angel = Grace, Too by perspi – 1,371
Farmer & handyman/Physicist = A Farm in Iowa ‘verse by sheafrotherdon, dogeared, aesc, esteefee, and siriaeve (with contributions from most of fandom, it seems )
+++Farmhand actor/Businessman = O Little Town by Toft – 5,762
FBI agent/Detective = Impossible Choices by zibal_01 – 5,477
FBI agent/FBI agent = The Truth Is Out There, And So Are Those Life-Sucking Green Things by strangefrontier – 2,443
FBI agent/Pianist = The Real McCoy by dvs – 10,273
FBI agent/Physicist = Hindsight ‘verse by rageprufrock – 32,042 (3 stories)
FBI agent/Scientist = Gift Horse by misspamela – 7,505
&&&FBI agent/Scientist = You Don’t Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression (But If You’re Going To Do Something, You Might As Well Keep At It Until You Do It Right) by Sian1359 – 15,783
FBI agent/Surveillance expert = The Rules of Attraction by seperis – 43,605 (caution: WIP)
Fed/Forensic anthropologist = Joyeux Noël by icantfollow – 1,300
Festivalgoer/Musician = Glastonbury ’87 – ’07 by rasah – 9,781
Figure skater/Coach = Out of Bounds by icarus – 223,996
Figure skater/Curler = Broomstacking by scriptory – 2,186
Figure skater/Hockey player = Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada (2010) by sardonicsmiley – 6,451
Financier/Scientist = Slept too Long by fawkesielady – 22,969
+++Firefighter/Astronomer – Rodney (A Retelling of Roxanne) by PaleoM – 38,299
Fireman/Fire victim = Fight Fire With by elandrialore – 2,227
Fireman/Physics researcher = By the End of April by lavvyan – 10,789
–Sequel: August Blaze – 2,200
Fisherman/Chef = Romance at the Roadkill Grill by lamardeuse – 22,349
–Drabble: Pie by dogeared – 100
Fisherman/Fisherman = Mayday by seekergeek – 4,579
Flight instructor/Professor = Austin ‘verse by Bluespirit – 4,031 (4 stories)
Florist/Florist = War of the Silver Birch by kat reitz and tzigane – 8,015
Football coach/Teacher = Open Your Eyes by thedeadparrot – 25,660
Fratboy/Grad student = Under the Sea by astolat – 4,494
Friend/Oblivious = Death by Chocolate by forcryinoutloud – 2,631
Frog/Prince = The Frog Prince by neevebrody – 3,701
Fry cook/College teacher = Out of the Frying Pan by kisahawklin – 18,413
–Sequel: Into the Fire – 1,973
Fugitive/Engineer = Freedom’s Chance by ladysorka – 19,376
gGg
&&&Garage saler/Psychic professor = Sixth Sense by Bluespirit – 587
Genie/Physicist = 1,001 Nights Aren’t Enough by lavvyan – 1,983
Gentleman rescuer/Kidnap victim = A Dangerous Desire, or McKay Makes a Match by janne_d – 48,073
Ghost/Ghost = Heaven on Their Minds by moonmip – 1,762
+++Ghost/Student = Able to Fly by busaikko – 25,344
Ghost hunter/Talk show host = Fearless, Mindless Fancy by giddygeek – 4,300
Gigolo/Pimp = To Pimp or Not to Pimp by le_mot_mo – 2,051
Girl scout cookie/Girl scout cookie = The Epic Tale of John and Rodney, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love by bittercrimson – 1,250 (plus images)
Gladiator/Senator = Morituri te Salutant by ras_elased – 23,000
+++Goblin King/Doctoral student = Step Through by snarkydame – 10,220
Golfer/Journalist = Holding up a 1-Iron by sparrowhawk17 – 9,654
Grad student/Grad student = The First Circle by aesc – 950
Grad student/Grad student = Maximum Blonde by omg_wtf_yeah – 20,486
Groom-elect/Spy (worst ever) = Tomorrow Might Be a Good Day by kHo – 2,719
+++Guard Captain/Prince = Once Upon a (Prescription) Mattress by that_which – 1,419
Guide/Sentinel = Imperfections: John and Rodney by Dasha - 36,328
Guide/Sentinel = Like Strawberries in Summer by darkmoore – 34,743
Guide/Sentinel – Sentinel 101 ‘verse by Orithain and Rina – 163,831 (4 stories)
Guitar store owner/Selmelier = Hard Sel by aesc – 3,400
–Sequel: A Day of Salt and Newspapers – 2,960
Gym owner/Astrophysicist – Interstellar Penetration by maudlinrose – 2,512 (available by email upon request)
hHh
Hairdresser/Colorist = True Colors ‘verse by yin-again
True Colors – 2,081
True Confession – 296
Student – 201
Haunted homeowner/Ghostbuster = Entity by dvs – 27,140
Head of Security/Corporate thief = The Atlantis Stone by Mystic – 69,600
Headphone tester/Telecommuter = SYN/ACK by anjanka7 – 4,850
Herald/Herald – Companion ‘verse by seekergeek – 46,350 (21 stories)
High school coach/High school hooker = My New Achilles Heel by kyuuketsukirui – 100
–Remix: Ganymede’s New Groove (The Erastes Expansion) by sabinelagrand – 3,909
High school football player/High school geek = Run, Fight, Win by Epiphanyx7 – 1,032
High school senior/High school senior – The Best Things in Life are Free ‘verse by smittywing, et al – 100,000 (10 stories)
High school senior/High school senior = Stars of Track and Field by unamaga – 6,904
+++–Sequel: Always Get Your Way by kashmir and unamaga – 3,043
High school student/High school student = Class of 2005 by coreopsis – 34,567
High school student/High school student = The Happiest Place on Earth by DevilDoll – 7,489
High school student/High school student = One Crazy Weekend by skoosiepants – 8,000
High school student/Private school student = Hands-On Science by nindulgence – 4,545
&&&High school student/Teacher = Lock the Door by rageprufrock – 6,655
Hockey player/goalie = Stanley is Just a Cup by mystic – 14,542
Hockey player/Hockey game attendee = Life Experiences by ranereins – 1,463
Honkytonk singer & carpenter/Physicist = Trouble ‘verse by sheafrotherdon
A Whole World of Trouble – 9,000
–Deleted scene: Snippet – 142
–Companion: Little Things You Say and Do by argosy – 1,639
Hooker/Astrophysicist = King of Wishful Thinking by magarks – 19,890
&&&Hooker/Scientist = Gentleman of Pleasure by forcryinoutloud – 1,929
Hooker/Scientist = Hook or Crook by rageprufrock – 2,000
Hooker/Scientist = House Call by lenore – 749
–Sequel: Three Visits and One Date – 1,292
&&&Hooker/Scientist = Rentboy ‘verse by Liondragon – 28,069 (23 stories)
Hotel receptionist/Wedding planner = Hotel Atlantis by Siria – 3,418
Househusband/Professor = Misinterpretations by vanwaelda – 11,010
Human/Tree guardian = Into the Wood by Neo_star0114 – 3,108
–Sequel: Searching for Truth – 2,830
Hygienist/Dentist = Able to Zoo by Punk – 2,783 (there are 26 snippets here – several are McShep)
–Sequel to P (Pander): Zing – 638 (not explicitly stated as a sequel)
iIi
Ice cream man/Doctor = Pete’s Ice Cream by velocitygrass – 489
Ice cream man/Masters student = Aspects of Divinity (the world is my oyster) by kariye – 13,246
&&&Inceptor/Inceptor = If I Were To Go Back To College by auburn – 10,120
Infomercial host/Inventor = But Wait, There’s More! ‘verse by lavvyan – 17,126 (3 stories)
Ingrid/Cary = Entanglement by linaerys – 25,000
Inmate/Inmate = But For the Grace by kellifer_fic – 2,059
Insurance agent/PA = The Amazing Quest of John Sheppard by forcryinoutloud – 12,131
Interior designer/Businessman = Major Redesign by shusu – 9,800
Interior designer/Interior designer = Technical Perspective: A Civilised Discourse in Interior Design by Pennyplainknits – 13,709
Interior designer/Scientist = Taking The Cake by miasnape – 3,118
Inventor/Chief scientist = The Touchstones of Our Characters by velocitygrass – 35,066
Iratus-bug-modified soldier/Android = Stargazing by lavvyan – 4,070
+++IT guy/Professor = Sorry, Wrong Number by omg_wtf_yeah – 16,801
jJj
Jessica Rabbit spy/handler = John Sheppard Is Not Bad. He’s Just Drawn That Way by beadattitude – 921
Jewish student/Jewish student = A Narrow Bridge by Kass – 18,178
***Job seeker/Employee = I Only Want the Same as Anyone by kyuuketsukirui – 1,200
Jogger/Chalk-snitching physicist = Not a Porn Star ‘verse by melonbutterfly – 11,375 (5 stories, 1 new***)
Junk store clerk/Professor = Junk Cheap by DevilDoll – 13,546
&&&Juror/Juror = The Case of the Cunning Kidnapper by 2of7 – 9,209
kKk
Karate instructor/Lawyer = Karate John & Uncle Rodney by seikaisukimizu – 4,700
–Sequel: Why Rodney Became a Lawyer – 3,128
&&&Kid/Kid = Paper Airplanes by neevebrody -773
&&&Kid/Kid = Kindergarten by nakedwesley -1,117
&&&–Sequel: Kindergarten II – 939
Kid/Kid = The World That We Live In (No, We Can’t Go Back) by kyuuketsukirui – 1,374
Kidnappee/Kidnapper = The Hostage Major by frostfire – 15,625
King/Artist = Torchlight by scatterglory – 2,665
King/Prince = The Kiss: A Fairy Tale Story by ca_pierson – 2,686
Kite store owner/Physicist = Fly Wishes to the Sky by cathalin – 24,884
+++Kitten owner/Vet = A Stitch in Time Saves a Trip to the Emergency Room by kisahawklin – 4,850
Knight/Monk = Nunc Dimittis by temaris – 5,564
lLl
Lab assistant/Scientist = On Life and Living ‘verse by WesleysGirl – 73,000 (33 stories)
Lab assistant spy/Scientist = The Stargate Affair by lovelokest – 13,388
Landscaper(?)/Dot-com billionaire = Plan C, or How Rodney McKay Lost His Wife and Gained a Galaxy by toomuchplor – 8,938
–Sequel: Plan D, or How Rodney McKay Went Offworld and Found His Way Home Again – 1,972
Law student/Lawyer & professor = In the Interest of Full Disclosure by v_angelique – 4,153
Lawyer/Pianist = Atlantic City by tafadhali – 10,224
Lawyer/Prince = love like a storybook story by Siria – 19,905
Liar/Physicist = The Sheppard Equation by Leanne – 23,648
Librarian/Bookstore owner = Book’verse by rue-du-hoquet (The Acrobat) and ekaterinn
The Imperfect Enjoyment by The Acrobat – 544
I ♥ Boston (Five Things About John Sheppard, Librarian) by The Acrobat – 1,138
I ♥ Boston (The Amanda Dillingham Young remix) by paradise_city – 2,500 (Author’s fic is only available in a locked community, with open membership. You can join, read, and unjoin again if you choose. Here’s the community profile page)
Drawing Hearts on Lattes by ekaterinn – 521
Something Like Flying by The Acrobat and Ekaterinn (alternate, Sheppard/Lupin ending to series) – 4,977
Librarian/Physicist = Plenty of Paper by unamaga – 3,974
+++–Sequel: Reference = 1,442
Librarian/Professor = After the Other ‘verse by Siria – 25,372 (10 stories)
Lifeguard/Algae biologist = What (Who) I Did on My Summer Vacation by yin_again – 2,801
–Sequel: Summer Nights – 222
Lifeguard/Camp counselor = Campfire Law by notpoetry – 11,500
Lifeguard/Retired physicist = Converging by purna – 26,939
Lifeguard/Student = 80 Proof by Lyra Sena – 1,958
–Sequel: Pier 8 – 2,940
Linguist/Linguist = OT(P) by sabinelegrande – 314
–Sequel: A Walk on the Slippery Rocks – 733
Literature professor/Physics professor = Academic by rageprufrock – 5,506
Lord/Brothel servant = The Licentious Lord by Pouncer – 2,267
Lord/Butler & valet = Master of the Manor by _inbetween_ – 6,700
Lord/Writer = Time and tide ~ a love story with interruptions for murder by Bluespirit – 40,448
Lumberjack/Enviromentalist = Tree Hugger by lavvyan – 4,272
Lysander/Hermia = A Midsummer Night’s Tale by lavvyan – 11,765
mMm
Mage/Astrophysicist – Whale ‘verse by friendshipper, naye, and xparrot – 100,000+ (19 entries)
Magician/Designer = Now You See It, Now You Don’t by yavannauk – 1,706
Magician/Student = Any Technology Sufficiently Advanced by soleta – 5,260
Mailman/Physicist = They Say He Was On the Moon by Freyja – 2,275
–Sequel: Neither Sleet nor Snow nor Rain, Rain, Rain… by neevebrody – 1,160
Male-to-Female transgender/Female-to-Male transgender = You’ve Written Your Own Directions (And Whistled the Rules of Change) by kyuuketsukirui – 2,505
Mall employee/Mall employee = A Three-for-Two Special, Thursdays, After Six
by hyperfocused, ca_pierson, siriaeve, and sheafrotherfon – 4,303
Marching band conductor/Band designer = The Corps by kisahawklin – 13,723
–Deleted scene: Water Fight – 1,062
Marine tech/Vet = Wide Open Ocean by setissma – 10,558
Marquis/Astronomer = Marrying the Marquis by zoemathemata – 46,072
Matchmaker’s receptionist/Professor = Playing With Matches by randomeliza – 10,823
Math department head/Physics & Engineering departments head = The Barking Dog Winery ‘verse by pinkdiamonds 98,972 (10 stories – first three and last one are Jack/Daniel)
Mathematician/Mentor = Phantom of the Laboratory by elementalv – 11,026
Mathematician/Mountie = Teamwork by Magus Minor and Methaya – 25,984
–Deleted scene: Deleted scene – 510
Mathematician/Physicist = The Jump to the Left ‘verse by glitterandlube – 17,258 (all 18 stories in one A03 entry)
Math professor/Physics professor = Stress Relief by velocitygrass – 4,433
Math teacher/Soloist = Ancient Music by linaerys – 18,671
Matrix technician/Physicist = The Ghost Wind by OtherCat – 1,337
Matrix!John/Physicist = Out Into the Real World by Mithreon – 21,229
&&&Mechanic/Astrophysicist = Hearts in Disguise by teh_helenables – 1,498
Mechanic/Genderfucked Rodney = With Bones Like That by torakowalski – 9,000
–Companion: The One You Believe – 1,081
Mechanic/Physicist = God Does Not Play Dice With The Universe, But I Will by elenlilta – 4,800
***Media consultant/Scientist = Uncovered by pollitt – 1,121
&&&Mercenary/Scientist = StarGA(Y)te Safari by hellpenguin – 4,727
&&&Mercenary/Vegas!Rodney – All Worlds Converge To Where You Are by gottalovev – 45,776
***Merman/Prince = What Is Idle Babble For? By omg_wtf_yeah = 12,878
Meteorologist pilot/Meteorologist mathematician = Cloud Nine by almostnever – 17,769
Military/Angel = The Power of Love by wickedwords – 1,883
+++Military/Serial killer = That Sweet Moment by pushkin666 – 462
Miller’s son/Puss= Rodney-in-boots by fenchurch1 – 2,239
Mistletoe victim/Mistletoe victim = Festive by Siria – 998
Mobster/Mob boss = A Mobster’s Work is Never Done by springwoof – 2,985
Model/Designer = Clothes Make the Man by rina and orithain – 28,153
&&&Model/Designer = Project Atlantis by rageprufrock – 802
Model/Painter = Complementary Colours by yin-again – 12,958
–Sequel: Analogous Colors – 4,423
Model/Reporter = Phi by Siria and aesc – 8,702
Model/Student = Art Appreciation by laytoncolt – 1,316
&&&Motorcyclist/Cop = Speed Trap by florahart – 1,522
&&&Mountie/Forensic anthropologist = Mountie on the Mountain by bergann – 6,154
Musical theater star/Reporter = Don’t Ask Anymore by lavvyan – 2,300
Musician/Agent = Baseline by rageprufrock – 2,168
+++Musician/Intern = Sing Me a Love Song by littlebuttercup – 759
Musician/Millionaire = Skirting the Issue by _inbetween_ – 582
Musician/Multi-millionaire = Some Like It Cool by Mystic – 44,920
+++Musician/Musician = Iratus: the Revival by mific – 18,747
Musicologist/Conductor = Tactus by toomuchplor – 4,028
***– Sequel: Fermata – 432
Mutant/Mutant = Earthquakes and Supernovae ‘verse by melonbutterfly – 4,395 (3 stories, first one is gen)
Mystery/Aerospace designer = A Question of Quantum Physics, Molecular Attraction and Timing by gottalovlev – 18,000
&&&Mystery/Professor = A Beautiful Mind by bergann – 5,475
nNn
Naked guy/Scientist = Pleasant Surprises by sakuracorr – 2,471
Nanny/Businessman = And a Roost for Every Bird by Siria – 10,854
&&&NCIS Agent/NCIS Agent = Frame Up by wingwyrm – 2,701
Neo/Trinity = The One by elandrialore – 776
New neighbor/Lawn genius = And the Green Grass Grows All Around by bitter_crimson – 2,362
+++Newspaperman/Newspaperman = The Atlantis Herald by Pistol – 6,421
Nightflyer/Awaiter = Light On by lavvyan – 709
&&&Nobleman/Scientist = Easily Persuaded by Tarlan – 5,691
Nude model/Photographer = Nothing Says Happy Holidays Like… by lenore – 2,809
Nursery school teacher/Clown = Fun with Blind Dates by busaikko – 294
oOo
Office worker/Office worker = Open Office by velocitygrass – 1,024
Office worker/Office worker = A Wilted Rose and a Kiss by Ru_salki99 – 1,109
Oni/Oni = Kuro to Ao (Black and Blue) by Xparrot – 8,341
***Outlaw/Scion = Hero of the Prairie by Neery – 6,684
pPp
PA/Scientist – Monk AU ‘verse by Neo_Star0114
It’s a Jungle Out There – 12,238
Three Snapshots – 3,280
Disorder & Confusion Everywhere – 1,231
Might Just Kill You – 5,510
Hey, Who’s in Charge Here? – 6,825
Parent volunteer/Substitute kindergarten teacher = Kindergarten Rodney by honey_babes – 3,904
&&&Patient/Patient = I Saw You There (So Unaware) by teh_helenables – 761
Pawn store owner/Pawn store owner = J & R Pawn by apple_pi – 1,042
Peep/Peep = Jumping Into the Peep End by danceswithgary – 751
Peter Pan/Wendy = Second Star to the Right by icantfollow – 11,000
&&&Phantom/Pianist = Stranger Than You Dreamt It by Cesare – 569
Phone sex operator/Theoretical astrophysicist = Hotline ‘verse by laytoncolt
The Hotline – 4,203
The Partyline – 1,534
Ring Off – 1,992
Photographer/Food artist = Clean Plate Club ‘verse by yin-again
Clean Plate Club – 7,963
New Day – 215
Picture This – 679
Soup Weather – 813
Taste Test – 189
Photo Story – 361
Focus – 142
Distraction – 3,545
Pickup – 223
Tempered – 2,331
Best in Show – 539
Two Drabbles – 284 (scroll down for second one)
&&&Photojournalism student/Herpetology student = Lionel’s Story by Bluespirit – 29,246
Physicist/Biologist = Biological Imperatives by elvichar – 20,194
P.I./M.E. = Case at Hand by neevebrody – 12,753
&&&P.I./Professor = The Little Sister by Martha – 53,270
Pianist/Phantom of the Opera = All I Ask by lavvyan – 1,200
Pilot (air ambulance)/Doctor = Buffalo Wings by omglawdork – 15,705
Pilot (air ambulance)/Geophysicist = A Hundred Happy Things by busaikko – 30,003
***–Sequel: At the Company Picnic – 576
Pilot (Air Force)/Astrophysicist = Anallagmatic by sian1529 – 39,617 (pre-slash)
Pilot (Air Force)/Astrophysicist = The Atlantis Factor by sian1359 – 88,463
Pilot (Air Force)/Astrophysicist = I Believe in Wishful Thinking by pentapus – 22,400
Pilot (Air Force)/Astrophysicist = Last Will and Testament by speranza – 23,467
Pilot (Air Force)/Elf = Welcome to Antarctica by planetkiller – 2,643
Pilot (Air Force)/Grad student – Fading Skies by Diamond Raven – 65,432
Pilot (Air Force)/Lawyer = A Moment’s Consideration by monanotlisa = 9,246
Pilot (Air Force)/Music teacher = All You Can Be by beingothrwrldly – 4,348
Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Apocalypse Rising by sian1359 – 81,681
Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Everything But Love by cottontail – 24,200
Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Fighting Falcon by yin_again – 5,749
***Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Harmonic Function by shaenie – 8,281
Pilot (Air Force)/Niece-adopting physicist = Small Primes & Square Roots by liviapenn – 12,533
Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Unhealthy Attachment by amireal – 6,837
***Pilot (Air Force)/Scientist = Final Order by velocitygrass – 20,442
Pilot (Air Force)/Trauma surgeon – The Architects of Fate ‘verse by Tarlan – 65,168 (4 stories)
Pilot (Air Force)/Wizard = Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology by Quasar – 23,072
Pilot (airline)/Flight attendant = Pegasus Airline AU by star_language – 11,830 (5 stories)
Pilot (airline)/Mechanic = Sky of Longing by eternallycait – 15,000
Pilot (airline)/Professor = When You Know You Were Born to Fly by justbreathe80 – 15,528
Pilot (airline)/Teacher = Stranded at the Drive-In by kashmir – 1,909
Pilot (airship)/Inventor = The Amorous Adventures of the Air Pirate and the Inventor; or, The Dragon’s Tale by seleneheart – 5,070
Pilot (Ancelsterrian)/Prince = How To Run To; A Survival Guide By Prince Meredith (Edited By John Sheppard) by theravenwrites – 8,200
Pilot (barnstorming)/Mechanic = To Walk on the Wind ‘verse by danceswithgary – 1,570 (3 stories)
Pilot (bush)/Jesuit priest = Si Muovo by Kass and Sihaya Black – 39,146
Pilot (Cavalier)/Physicist = Buckaroo Zelenka and the Atlantis Cavaliers by sian1359 – 23,554
Pilot (charter)/Amnesiac Physicist = Unidentified ‘verse by fiercelydreamed
Unidentified- 30,000
Canon for Two Instruments – 5,345 (missing scene)
Coda- 6,800
Pilot (charter)/Billionaire scientist – Divergent Paths: Glimpses of the Future by puddleofgoo – 126,482
Pilot (charter)/Businessman = The Billionaire Who Bought Christmas by valderys – 2,911
Pilot (charter)/Businessman = Romance Not Included by danceswithgary – 19,851
Pilot (charter)/Computer security expert = It’s Magic by lamardeuse – 23,578
Pilot (charter)/Consultant = Hair Today by zinfic – 8,623
Pilot (charter)/Physicist = The Nantucket ‘Verse by aesc, dogeared, sheafrotherdon, and siriaeve
(link goes to index page)
Pilot (charter)/Scientist = Romancing Alaska by ionaonie – 34,000
Pilot (charter)/Tourist(?) = Heat by dvs – 45,197
***Pilot (flight instructor)/Scientist = Meteor Shower by velocitygrass – 2,534
Pilot (freelance)/Tech specialist – Code of Honor by Reddwarfer – 41,732
Pilot (helicopter)/Engineer = Bridges by busaikko – 52,003
Pilot (helicopter)/Paleontologist = Las Cinco Muertes by Tarlan – 17,459
Pilot (helicopter)/Physicist = Thaw by lamardeuse – 5,088
&&&Pilot (helicopter)/Porn King = The Porn King: A Fractured Fairytale by mischief5 – 2,663
Pilot (helicopter)/Scientist = Black Helicopters ‘verse by whizzy – 141,049 (6 stories)
Pilot (Independence Day)/Scientist = Throttle by kashmir and unamaga – 2,630
Pilot (military)/Millionaire = Reaching for the Moon by kateshortforbob – 1,706
***Pilot (news helicopter)/Astrophysicist = Wet by yin_again – 10,795
&&&Pilot (pirate)/Scientist = Dreams Beneath Our Feet by neevebrody – 9,560
&&&Pilot (pirate)/Scientist = Recruitment Drive by bluflamingo – 5,644
&&&–Sequel: Penguins & Sparrows & Stars – 9,837
&&&–Remix: Penguins, Sparrows & Stars {Be Free to Fly remix} by thisissirius – 5,068
Pilot (RAF)/Cryptographer = The Ethical Life by sabinelegrande – 5,981
Pilot (rescue)/Talk radio host = Cosmic Snake Eyes by skinscript – 6,800
Pilot (SGA)/Scientist = In the Absence of Intention by silverraven – 8,494
Pilot (space)/Engineer = Flight by velocitygrass – 24,721
Pilot (space fighter)/Alien = Maybe, Baby by omg_wtf_yeah- 27,885
Pilot (student)/Mechanic = Atlantis Flight & Cargo ‘verse by sloganeer – 4,877 (4 stories)
Pilot (taxi)/Scientist = The Promotion by laytoncolt – 2,665
Pilot (test)/Astrophysicist = Sting of Destiny by jade_dragoness – 9,900
+++Pilot (test)/Dot-com millionaire = Your Glasses by velocitygrass – 2,055
Pilot (test)/Engineer = Missed the Saturday Dance by zoetrope – 11,884 (plus images)
Pilot (test)/Engineer = My Favorite Colonel by pir8fancier – 14,625
Pilot (test)/Engineer = The Road to Nevada by lamardeuse – 38,342
Pilot (test)/masseur = Rub You the Right Way ‘verse by yin-again
Rub You the Right Way – 3,134
Graduation Present – 799
Stacking the Deck – 267
Playing Your Hand – 150
Paper – 118
Pilot (test)/Scientist = See No Evil by Greyias – 89,048
Pilot (test)/Sex toy inventor = Purely Scientific Reasons, of Course by zinnith- 5,123
Pilot (widowed)/Nanny = The Sound of Science by le-mot-mo – 34,382
Pilot (WWII)/Ground crew = Something to Remember You By by hestia_lacey – 17,119
Pilot (WWII)/Mechanic = Returning Hero by rasah – 6,683
Pilot (WWII)/Physicist = The Providence of Stars by melagan – 23,888
Pilot (WWII)/Scientist = After You’ve Gone by moodymuse19 – 32,000
Pirate/Plantation owner = The Privateer by Sandy – 2,522
–Sequel: The Winds of Change by Mystic – 31,668
Pitcher/Catcher = Baseball Boogaloo by skinscript – 13,000
Playboy/Scientist = Entanglement by linaerys – 25,217
Playboy/Unpaid assistant = An Affair to Remember by Tira_Nog – 94,149
Poolboy/Programmer = Poolboy ‘verse by mckays_girl
Skimming the Surface – 7,328
Lounging Around – 843
Dirty – 1,386
Pope/Monk = Pope John ‘verse by esteefee and squidgiepdx (17 entries)
Porn newbie/Fluffer = Action by ulthyrja – 1,464
Porn star/Porn star = Contractual Obligations by velocitygrass – 4,423
Porn star/Porn star = The Doctor and the Colonel by elandrialore – 605
Porn star/Porn star = Gpfg Studios (link to the community)
Porn star/Porn star = Hank and the Handyman by thegrrrl2002 – 4,763
–Sequel = Hank and the Handyman 2 by outsideth3box – 3,600
Porn Star/Porn Star = Plumber Players 2 by Toft – 3,268
President/Campaign manager = As Wide as the Sky by Seperis – 10,899
President/Chief of Staff = Rights of Man by unamaga – 2,314
President/First Husband = Executive Decision by Siria – 1,226
–Companion piece = Snippet – 454
Priest/Businessman = And I Am There by shetiger – 31,790
Priest/Sin = Revelations by trinityofone – 3,400
–Backstory: Prior Enlightenment by not_sally – 410 (need working link or a copy)
Prince/Cinderella = Size 7½ by lavvyan – 10,321
Prince/Doctor = The Doctor and the Pea by ca_pierson – 921
Prince/Fox = Outfoxed by almostnever – 10,000+
+++Prince/Magi in training = Honor, Among Thieves by rinkafic – 6,182
Prince/Magician = The Sorcerer King by Tarlan – 13,479
–Sequel: The Great Well – 1,760
Prince/Noble = The Shield and the Puddlejumper by fenchurch1 – 21,824
&&&Prince/Prince = Everything Worth Having by teh_helenables – 8,112
Prince/Prince = No Myth by skoosiepants – 11,391
–Remix: Choose Your Own Adventure (The Someone to Dance With Remix) by Livia Penn – 4,732 (available by email upon request)
Prince/Prince = The Ordinary Prince by fenchurch1 – 13,691
&&&Prince/Prince = The Prince with the Golden Balls by antares04 – 807
Prince/Prince = Soraya Didn’t Have to Deal With This by melonbutterfly – 39,810
Prince/Prince = The Vagabond Prince by almostnever – 7,477
Prince/Prince-Consort = The Lab Boy by ca_pierson – 8,153
Prince/Prospective princess = Once Upon Atlantis by Celli Lane – 7,600
&&&Prince/Recordkeeper = The One Adventuring Atlantean by scribblinlenore – 6,704
Prince/Scholar = The Maverick Prince by goddess47 – 14,500
+++Prince/Scholar = When It All Ends, We’ll Write Our History in the Sky by calcitrix and gblvr – 62,380
Prince/Science minister = The Spare by Rachael Sabotini – 13,850
Prince/Scientist = The Prince & The Ego by Never – 2,619
Prince/Servant = The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name by moon_destiny – 3,438
Prince/Tower tenant = Fairy Tale Dynamics by icantfollow – 10,300
&&&Princess/Prince = The Princess and the P-90 by darkrosetiger – 699
Prisoner/Mirdith = Who Could Claim the Sky by lavvyan – 17,465
&&&Prisoner/Prisoner = “M” Is for Monster by seleneheart – 12,166
Prisoner of war/Prisoner of war = Primum Mobile by ella_minnow – 2,093
Privateer/Naturalist = Passion du Corsair by Miss Pamela – 2,857
Professor/Doctor = We Looked Like Giants by hellpenguin – 967
&&&Professor/Physicist = Blind Date by bethynyc – 1,084
Professor/Pianist = Coffee and Juice Boxes by Adrian – 37,900
Professor/Professor = Head of the Class by pir8fancier – 20,167
Professor/Professor = A Meeting of Minds by Keira Marcos – 5,039
&&&Professor/Professor = Thumpa Thump by inthekeyofd – 1,840
Professor/Tech inventor = Out of West by rageprufrock – 25,156
Pro volleyball player/Physics professor = Match Point by foxxcub – 3,600
Psychiatrist/Amnesiac patient = Starting Over by lavvyan – 5,145
Psychiatrist/Astrophysicist = It Takes a Week to Form an Ulcer by paperbinned- 11,047
&&&Psychic/Detective = Communing with Atlantis by indusm – 5,775
Publisher’s agent/Author = Selections From A Scientific Passion by celtiknot – 1,860
Pursuer/Coffee fiend = Five Times Rodney Ran Out of Coffee by dogeared – 1,410
qQq
Quidditch player/Broommaker = McKay’s Quality Brooms & Sundry Oddments (est. 1842) by busaikko – 3,029
rRr
Ramen stall owner/Customer = Thanksgiving Soup by esteefee, art by Chkc – 332
Reality show host/Contestant= King of Bling by Lenore – 1,562
Realtor/Businessman = Puddlejumper Estates and ZPM Enterprises by wyngwyrm – 14,304
Realtor/Scientist = Location, Location, Location by pennyplainknits – 10,020
–Sequel: Pancakes – 415
Reaper/Reaper – Dead Like Them ‘verse by nixajane and forcryinoutloud – 40,453 (4 stories)
Reaper/Scientist = The Man in Black by Jya/Ghost – 3,448
–Sequel: Gentle Is Your Hand – 1,584
Receptionist/Computer programmer = The One With the Staplers by icantfollow – 4,742
Record store clerk/Student = Stakeout by hellpenguin – 3,104
Relationship coach/Businessman = 101 Ways To Get Lucky (In Love) by lenore – 18,231
Reporter/Analyst = History on the Run by sharkie335 – 4,861
Reporter/Derivatives trader = The Interview by seikaitsukimizu – 9,347 (caution: this WIP to have been abandoned)
Part 2
Part 3
Reporter/Pundit = No Business Like It by Siria – 1,166
Reporter/Scientist = The One Where They Meet Online by doctorfumbles – 10,244
Reporter/Superhero = The One With the Kittens and the Packing by nudaydreamer – 1,700
Reporter/Superhero = Unconventional Heroism by sardonicsmiley – 27,630
***–Snippet: Unconventional Heroism Snippet – 726
Research assistant/Physicist = If It’s Wednesday, It Must be Pumpernickel by lamardeuse – 1,612
Researcher/Investor = Lure of the Deep by megalan – 6,095
Resistance fighter/Skynet creator = Ars Machina Act I by dmchoi87 – 34,714
Restaurant manager/Chef = Kitchen Atlantis by laytoncolt – 1,762
&&&Retiree/Retiree = Storm Damage by Bluespirit – 488
Rich guy/Paleontologist = A Leopard’s Tale by cottontail – 21,400
Rich guy/Scientist = Home is Where the Heart Is by morena_donn – 3,854
Rich pretty boy/Academic = To Quote Vince Lombardi, If Winning Isn’t Everything, Why Do They Keep Score? by tex – 1,759
Rider/Trainer = Stirrup Cup by enviropony – 873
Road warrior/Scientist = Atlantis 2505 ‘verse by OtherCat – 14,392 (4 stories)
Robber baron’s son/Inventor = Blue Colorado Skies by xparrot – 11,362
Robin Hood/Alchemist = Oo-De-Lally by skoosiepants – 8,000
&&&Robot/Accountant = Quantum Spirits by melagan – 3,703
Robot/Robot = RD-NE by danceswithgary – 4,356
Rock star/Astrophysicist = When You Piece It All Together, It’s A Love Story by Berty – 10,517
Rodeo rider/Chuckwagon driver = Ten Days in July by blissfire – 4,658
Rodeo rider/Vet = Animal Husbandry by casspeach – 27,438
Ruler/Concubine = Ruler and Concubine by madd4the24 – 4,400
sSs
&&&Sailor/Repairman = After the Flood by cobweb-diamond – 5,909
Salesman/Scientist = Corporate Spin by grammarwoman – 2,100
Sandwich shop guy/Mattress store guy = Bed and Board by hyperfocused – 1,139
Scientist/Military = Parallels ‘Verse by sardonicsmiley
Taking the Long Way Home – 18,550
Taking the Long Way Home snippet – 482
Rising – 3,470
Enough – 3,620
Thirty-eight – 5,320
Dr. Sheppard and Col. Rodney McKay snippet – 1,048
Long Way Home snippet II – 440
Parallels ‘verse snippet – 474
Surprises – 1,240
Easy Like Sunday Morning – 2,350
Easy Like Sunday Morning snippet – 2,700
Come to Bed – 5,800
Come to Bed snippet – 1,395
Out of Place – 4,500
Scientist/Scientist = Just One Drop of Water by Orithain and Rina – 24,788
Scientist/Scientist = Situation, Presented by pollitt – 5,820
Searcher/Searcher = A Rush and a Push and the Land Is Ours by trinityofone – 25,000
Secret agent/Secret agent = Mission: Improbable by sageness – 7,660
Secret agent/Super villain = The Fiendish Plan of Dr. Macabre by cupidsbow – 2,981
–Sequel: Offspring of the Fiendish Plan of Dr. Macabre – 604
Security guard/Grad student = See You When I Get There by lilac_way – 9,982
&&&Security guard/Maintenance supervisor = Down Where It’s Wetter by icantfollow – 2,858
Seducer/Pianist = Twelve Herculean Concerts of Rodney McKay by fenchurch1 – 10,701
Sentinel/Guide = A.W.O.L. by esteefee – 7,491
–Sequel: Foothold – 28,505
Sentinel/Guide = A Contemporary Re-examination of Sentinels and Guide Pair Bonding in North America by Creed Cascde – 3,551
–Sequel: The (Scary) Paper Trail Left in the Wake of Sheppard and McKay – 2,203
&&&Sentinel/Guide = Diploma by internetname – 41,361
&&&Sentinel/Guide = Lost and Found by rosiepaw – 13,286
Sentinel/Guide – The Sentinels of Atlantis by keiramarcos – 171,000 (19 stories)
Sentinel/Guide = The Unlikely and the Unwilling by ladyholder – 20,219 (6 stories)
&&&Sentinel/Guide = What a Sentinel Has To Do by Arnie – 1,857
Sentinel & USAF Major/Guide & Scientist = When I Get Older by chap1870 – 44,000
Sentinel/Guide = Young Sentinels and Guides by Ladyholder – 18,036 (4 stories)
Selkie/Fisherman(?) = What the Sea Has to Give by Siria – 1,678
Sexbot (& not)/Scientist = Male Enhancement variations by lavvyan
Flesh and Blood version – 9,103
Tin Man version – 9,959
–Remix: Scruffy AI ‘verse by Taste_is_Sweet – 196,305 (5 stories)
SGA Lt. Colonel/Sci-fi author = The Long Journey Home by skoosiepants – 11,000
SGC Major/Tok’ra – Tongues of Men and Angels by mad_maudlin – 58,523
Sheik/Astrophysicist = Sandstorms by tahariel – 5,847
Sheik/Harem boy = Shagging the Sheik by lavvyan – 2,700
Shelter volunteer & math professor/Cat adopting astrophysics professor = Forever Home by Bluespirit – 876
Shepherd/Sheep rustler = No Puns, Please by 1ightning – 4,500
Sheriff/CSI = The Silent Land by teh_helenables – 2,000
Sheriff/Physics writer = The Sheriff & The Physicist by Sandy – 11,129
Sheriff/Quaker = High Noon by czarinakathryn – 5,523
Sheriff/Scientist = A Perfect Thirty-Nine Megahertz by honey-babes – 1,700
&&&Shield/Blade – Against All Odds by ca_pierson and darkmoore – 54,307
+++Shipwrecked sailor/Shipwrecked professor = An Unreliable Narrative by mific – 11,425
Shoe salesman/Guest services = Mallrats ‘verse by yin_again
The Dorky One Where They Work at the Mall – 1,486
John Sheppard Goes to the Mall – 917
Rodney and the Movie-Star Bed – 403
Too Early for this Shit – 192
Curious – 716
Military School: All This and a Traumatising Haircut, Too – 940
You Can Go Home Again. And You Can Bring Your Friends – 2,144
PDA – 140
Sideshow freak/Sideshow freak = Soul to Squeeze by perspi – 1,450
Singer/Keyboard player = Four Quarters ‘verse by trinityofone
Four quarters – 8,178
The Sea It Swells – 958
The Bellerophon Brothers – 1,627
Bootleg: The Best of the Puddlejumpers – 3,872 (available by email upon request)
Tokyo Drift – 4,205
Five Covers the Band was Featured On (and why Rodney hates them) – 462
La Familia – 2,334
Sith/Jedi = The Dark Side by astolat – 7,503
Sith acolyte/Technosage = Ascension by Soraya – 11,757
Skier/Ski run designer = The Twenty Year Thaw by denynothing1 – 17,500
Slave/Inventor = Like Deep Pools of Glass by Cerri44 – 2,000
Slave/Scientist = Dearest ‘verse by lavvyan – 8,666 (3 stories)
Slave/Senator = The Blade by Kellifer_fic – 22,008
–Sequel: Aegis – 6,741
Smokejumper/Emergency management official = Flash Point by altyronsmaker – 19,331
Snow White/Grumpy = An Afternoon in Fairyland by megalan – 146
Snow White/Prince = Snow-White by lavvyan – 407
Soccer player/Coach = Goal by velocitygrass – 5,708
Soccer player/Goalie = Sheppard’s Goal by seikaitsukimizu – 670
Sociolinguist/Theoretical syntactician = OT(P) by sabinelagrande – 314
–Sequel: A Walk on the Slippery Rocks – 733
Soldier/Magician – The Return of the Dragons ‘verse by Mithreon – 94,000 (4 stories)
Soldier/Professor = Lie to Me by Ceares – 7,874
Soldier/Sapper = This Versatile Genius by sentientcitizen – 6,300
Soldier/Scholar = (Almost) Rapunzel by lavvyan – 661
Soldier/Sorcerer = The Ice Queen by lavvyan – 9,236
***Soldier/Soldier = Foxhole by velocitygrass – 620
Soldier/Soldier = saw sunset glow by stellarwobble – 376
Soldier/Soldier = True Peace by velocitygrass – 2,274
Soldier/Student = Outnumbered Like the Alamo by Cinaed – 14,475
Soldier/Waterbender = Cycle and Circuit by Alloy – 8,516
Space pirate/Rodney = The Last Hail Mary You’ll Ever Need by chase_acow – 9,335
Space pirate/Space pirate – Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves by auburn – 180,299
–Sequel: Killdeer – 5,736
Everybody Knows – 11,457
Special agent/Scientist = Life in the Fish Bowl by clockstopper – 2,411
Special Ops/CIA = Honor and Country by bluflamingo – 25,000
Sports therapist/Head coach = The Colorado Springs Gate Keepers by ladycat777 – 2,600
Sportscaster/Sportscaster = Devil Made Us Do It by Nny – 3,702
Spy/College professor = Scarecrow and Dr. McKay by lallybroch – 2,595
Spy/Physicist = Man of Mystery by elandrialore – 827
Spy/Physicist = Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Physicist by valderys – 3,530
Spy/Spy = Interlaced by danceswithgary – 17,507
Stepson/Prince = Le Beau et la Bete by fenchurch1 – 15,424
Store owner/Professor = Ventura Highway ‘verse by telesilla – 14,645 (17 stories)
Street musician/Professor = The Street Musician by bergann – 2,380
Street musician/Professor = Tennessee Flat-Top Box by hellpenguin – 1,146
Stripper/Astrophysicist = Adventures in An Astrophysicist’s Life by Elayna – 22,641
Stripper & TA/Physics professor = Bell Curve ‘verse by rageprufrock – 63,164 (7 stories)
Student/Aquarium diver = Spock the Whale by seikaitsukimizu – 1,228
Student/Professor = Breaking the Bank by wickedwords – 1,000
Student/Student = Anywhere But Vegas ‘verse by reddwarfer
Anywhere But Vegas – 2,909
Just A Few Detours – 1,752
A Collision of Habits -1,362
Student/Student = Bagglevarger’s Theory of Inversive Magic by skoosiepants – 18,600
&&&Student/Student = The Call by MistoKitt – 11,240
Student/Student = Hogwarts: The Atlantis Years by Bluejbird – 8,350
&&&Student/Student = Made for Each Other by velocitygrass – 2,281
Superhero/Butler = Batman and Ronon by haitchem – 1,800
Superhero/Physicist – Mightier Still by meansgirl – 43,497
Superhero/Reporter = Not in Kansas ‘verse by Siria – 8,663 (3 stories)
Superhero/Superhero = Flyboy and the Brain by darkrosetiger – 2,500
Superhero/Superhero = Good Guys Don’t Always Wear White by Nel – 31,000
Superhero/Superhero = High School Heroes by sardonicsmiley – 165,000
&&&Superhero/Superhero = The Superhuman Crew By Mad Maudlin – 6,447
Superhero (Superman)/Superhero (Batman) = Public Enemies by PaleoM – 31,793
Surfer/Scientist = Running Blind by cherryice – 6,151
Surfer/Vet = Sunny, California by mystic – 35,685
Surfer/Video game designer = So Happy I Could Die by reddwarfer – 11,589
Surf shop owner/Bookstore owner = Event Horizon Books by daughtershade – 23,505
tTt
TA/Professor = Dark Places, Deep Water, Crowds, and Ducks by ca_pierson – 4,143
Tattoo artist/Physicist = Live a Little ‘verse by squidgiepdx and elderwitty – 6,008 (4 stories)
Teacher/Businessman = The Wedding Date by Elayna – 8,549
Teacher/Student = do. by velocitygrass – 3,372
Teacher/Teacher = The Pegasus School for the Gifted and Talented by hackthis – 2,000
Teacher/Undercover agent = Undercover by corysilver – 5,500
Teenage runaway/Pedophile & serial murderer = John, When He’s Gone by busaikko – 2,258
Teenage runaway/Teenage runaway = Life (Sometimes It Washes Over Me) by kyuuketsukirui – 5,784
–Sequel: Ring of Fire (Nails Driven Through the Steel) by busaikko – 5,707
Teenager/Carnie = Cotton Candy Was King by alizarin_nyc – 1,373
&&&Teenager/Teenager = Do Not Mock the Children of the Night by Epiphanyx7 – 1,327
&&&Teenager/Teenager = Experience by Resonant – 3,923
Teenager/Teenager = Finding Home by ca_pierson – 12,273
&&&Teenager/Teenager = Integration by Parts by wneleh – 3,818
&&&Teenager/Teenager = Lakewood AU Series by hoktauri – 6,115
&&&Teenager/Teenager = Like Pop Rocks on Your Tongue by mireille719 – 1,524
***Teenager/Teenager = Teens by velocitygrass – 1,705
Telemarketer/Teacher = Long Distance Call by fawkesielady_ed – 11,023
Tennis player/Coach = Game, Set, Match by Siria – 1,154
Terminator/Composer = Mona Lisa Box by tzzzz – 14,000
Theater worker/Theater worker = Lantis Cinema and the Pegasus Cafe by bergann – 5,460
Thief/Astrophysicist = Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing – 40,700
Thief/Detective = Impossible Choices by puddleofgoo – 19,700
Thief/ Insurance investigator = The John Sheppard Affair by JiM_ – 13,349
+++Thief/Inventor = Dreaming of Blue Skies by flitterflutterfly – 17,236
Thief/Physicist = French Kiss by indy_go – 10,600
&&&Thief/Thief = Set My Soul On Fire by omg_wtf_yeah – 15,600
Thief/Thief = Sheppard’s Eleven by thedeadparrot – 23,251
Thief/Thief = One Hundred Sixty Acres and a Stitch-and-Bitch Quilt by sheafrotherdon – 5,000
&&&Thief/Thief = Welcome to the Darkside by Mystic – 30,606
Thrall/Vampire = You’re All I Ever Wanted (But I’m Terrified of You) by sabinelegrand – 1,502
–Remix: I’ll See It Through (The Texas Two-Step Mix) by Dee_Laundry – 7,692
Time Agent/Time Lord = Doctor Who? Doctor Rodney McKay, Of Course by laytoncolt – 3,373
Tour boat captain/Restaurant owner = Bar Harbor’s Best by wojelah – 8,152
Train robber/Train robber = The Great Pegasus Train Robbery by friendshipper – 10,500
&&&Truck driver/Passenger = On Thin Ice by Bluespirit – 747
Trust assassin/Scientist = Trust Issues by sian1359 – 19,569
Tutor/Student = Boys Gone Wild by tex – 6,818
TV producer/Talk show host = Late Night 101 with Rodney McKay by sardonicsmiley – 8,280
TV reporter/Game designer = Earth, V. 17 by glitterandlube and wtfbrain – 4,371
TV show host/Contractor star = NHMR Productions, Inc by apple_pi – 9,104
uUu
Unspecified/Astrophysicist = Must Love Dogs by mdime02 – 3,850
&&&Unspecified/Mechanic = The Useless Little Garage in the Middle of Nowhere by lavvyan – 397
Unspecified/Scientist = The Minutes Are Free After Seven by ediblewolfpeach – 2,136
***Unspecified/Unspecified = Autumn by velocitygrass – 219
***Unspecified/Unspecified = Strong Enough to Be (The ‘Not Your Man’ Remix) by kyuuketsukirui – 1,208
UPS man/Mail-ordering physicist = Mail Myself to You by sheafrotherdon , dogeared & aesc – 4,947
vVv
&&&Vampire/High school student = Solar Flare by hoktauri – 1,991
Vampire/Lycanthrope = Dark World by ozsaur – 2,820
&&&Vampire/Mystery = so that I might be where you are by Moon_Destiny – 1,561
Vampire/Not a vampire = Sensual Magic ‘verse by melagan – 24,002 (2 stories)
–Prequel: Shakespeare Never Wrote a Vampire Play by RosiePaw – 7,904
&&&Vampire/Priest – Fated For Love by ru_salki99 – 36,141
Vampire/Robot = The Hand That Feeds You by leupagus – 564
Vampire/Slayer = Bump in the Night by unamaga – 5,042
&&&Vampire/Vampire = Live Forever by velocitygrass – 6,995
&&&Vampire/Vampire = Non Space Vampires by twilight_la_fae – 1,470
Part Two
Vampire/Vampire = Vampire Love by Cypher – 4,358
Vampire/Werewolf = Underworld: Last Stand by lavvyan – 6,225
Vampire (half)/Vampire hunter = He Came to My Hand Like the Nesting Dove by cupidsbow – 476 (scroll down)
–Remix: Yet You Are More Than Traps Or Nets (The Longer and Uncut Remix) by lilyayl – 5,763
Vampire hunter/Vampire = There’s a New Kid in Town by lenore – 3,020
Various/Various = 5 Lives John and Rodney Never Led by chellefic – 537
Various/Various = Four Times John and Rodney Furthered the Evolution of Mankind, and One Time They Just Changed History by lavvyan – 1,490
Various/Various = There Was the Time by elandiralore -1,304
&&&Veela/Daemon = Supernatural by aesc – 846
Vegas ‘verse stories (Please note that some are gen)
***Balance ‘verse by Tarlan – 4,663 (3 stories)
Break and Enter by danceswithgary – 3,008
Breath by sheafrotherdon – 2,500
Dead in the Desert by liketheriver – 3,900
***Defiance by GloriaMundi – 352
Delicate by hestia_lacey – 1006
+++Desert Heat by allofspace – 3,481
Directly You Will Be Directed in the Right Direction by giddygeek – 1,500
Disambiguation by goddess47 – 1,400
Done Gone by irrelevant – 1,543
***Dry Nevada Heat by Karmegeddon – 504
***fell down not out by irrelevant – 1,314
+++Gambling Man by Tarlan – 5,366
***Grow Your Wings by omg_wtf_yeah – 4,581
heads, tails by Siria – 3,048
–Sequel: How Your Heart is Wired – 15,418
+++Highway to Nowhere by sgamadison – 19,093
Highwayman by pollitt – 1,004
In Ways You Can’t Possibly Imagine by telesilla – 3,639
–Sequel: In Ways You Can’t Possibly Imagine 2 – 3,520
Know When to Walk Away by danceswithgary – 4,414
***Laying the Groundwork by lar_laughs – 1,259
+++Like a Silver Chain, Entwined by sholio – 4,837
Lonely Man of Faith by hasida – 1,315
–Sequel: I Said in My Haste, All Men Are Liars – 3,395
+++The Man He Sees by KellethMetheus – 1,888
***Moments in Time ‘verse by mikes_grrl – 36,819 (26 stories)
Not a Solitary Man Anymore by fenchurch1 – 846
Of Stars and Flying by quiet_december – 750
***On the Other Side of the Looking Glass by sandrine shaw – 588
The One Who Walks In by deltacephei – 3,339
+++Paper Ring by monanotlisa – 1,547
Pretty Good Girl by Karmageddon – 1,435
Prologue by kisahawlin – 5,181
Salvage by GloriaMundi – 3,514
Shine Like the Sun by busaikko – 7,268
Slotting Into Place by danceswithgary – 3,091
Solitary Man by shinybug – 5,154
Solitary Man by skinscript – 700
Sympathy for the Devil by kristen999 – 1,600
Three Times John Sheppard Woke Up in the Infirmary (and one time he didn’t) by busaikko – 4,329
***Too Much Information by Telesilla – 777
***Until I Can Find Me by Telesilla – 523
Until Love Can Find Me by isagel – 10,912
Untitled drabble by esteefee – 102
Weak or Strong by glasgowsmiles – 1,598
What Happens in Vegas by spike 21 – 2,400
Where We Are in the Universe by solvent90 – 2,086
Variations ‘verse by kisahawklin – 29,778 (4 stories)
–Companion: Fifty-one by danceswithgary – 2,885
Veterinarian/Cat ownee = Cat by ForCryinOutLoud – 137
&&&Veterinarian/Composer = One Hundred Words for Snow by mausi(openice) – 1,830
Videogame designer/Teacher= Child’s Play by Siria – 1,181
Video game tester/Video game designer = What You Always Wanted by mific – 3,720
Violinist/Composer = String Theory: A Concerto for Violin in D Minor by toft_froggy – 11,518
wWw
Warrior/Priest = Harvest Festival by Ras Elased – 6,813
Water vendor/Frog = The Frog Suitor by cesare – 3,109
Westley/Buttercup = The Princess Crack (aka Our Brains are Just not Right) by squidgiepdx and elderwitty – 11,282
Widower/Novice = The Sound of Science by le_mot_mo – 32,418
Widower/Scientist = Sleepless by villainny – 26,189
&&&Wind sprite/Wizard = The Other Lost by teh_helenable – 3,060
Wizard/Demon = Familiar by SGAtlantisLight – 1,349
Wolf (half)/Red Riding Hood = Rod Riding Hood by ChimeraDragon – 1,468
&&&Woodsman/Student = Little Red Rodney Hood by cat_77 – 2,354
Woodstock attendee/Student = The Aquarians by aesc – 3,870
+++–Sequel: Electric Kool-Aid, Add Fresh Paint – 1,499
Writer/Ghost = Ghost Writer by lavvyan – 5,083
yYy
Yoga instructor/Physics professor = Strangers on a Six Train by eye_queue – 25,000
zZz
Zombie apocalypse survivor (ex-military)/Zombie apocalypse survivor (ex-professor) = In Another Life by meansgirl – 5,206
***–Sequel: first thing that you want (last you’ll ever need) by meansgirl – 1,463
Couldn’t see this on the list but just in case.
john retired pilot Rodney is cat whisperer wip.
http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15373&textsize=0&chapter=1
That’s cool. Let me know when it’s finished, and I’ll add it in.
I’ve been burnt too many times to include WIP on the list.
Thanks!
I’m sure you’ve been bombard with the new AU links from the last Atlantis Big Bang so I’ll refrain from it
.
Although I found the AU fic ‘Apocalypse Rising’ (http://archiveofourown.org/works/74056) which is canon compliant AU. John is a himself, Rodney’s himself but Atlantis is still not found, and the Wraith invades Earth. R, 82239 words.
I haven’t had a lot of suggestions, but I do have an eye on the listing over on AOOO.
You’ve got great timing – I’m updating the list right now!
Thanks for letting me know – I’m about 1,000 words in and it’s really good so far.
Hi, it’s me again. I’ve surfed AOO yesterday and found the extended version of ‘Nunc Dimittis’ by temaris (you already have sga_santa version on your list, in Knight/Monk category), with the epilogue. It’s here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/115872/chapters/161705.
And I’ve read the new Sentinel and Guide story, ‘Lost and Found’ by RosiePaw. John’s Sentinel, Rodney’s Guide. Words: 13404. Rating R.
Oh, and the link to ‘Lost and Found’ is here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/106298
Thanks! I’ll update the list this weekend. Sorry for the delay in answering…I keep falling asleep in front of the tv, before I even get to logon to the list. I mean, really, what am I? A million already?
Reincarnate/Reincarnate, Against all odds by ca_pierson and darkmoore http://archiveofourown.org/works/119574/chapters/167504, R, 54503 words.
P.I./Mystery writer, Time and tide ~ a love story with interruptions for murder by Bluespirit, http://archiveofourown.org/collections/2010_stories/works/119115, R, 41094 words
Pilot (Air Force)/Medical Doctor, Distant Memories by Tarlan, http://archiveofourown.org/collections/2010_stories/works/117943, NC-17, 42320 words
Careful, you’re going to catch up to danceswithgary if you keep up this pace.
I’ll have to look at it again, but I think I didn’t put the first one on because it’s not AU enough. Yes, they’re reincarnated, but other than that, they’re pretty much canon J & R (if it’s the one I’m thinking of).
The second one – I swear I already put it on the list. And, yet, it’s not there. (So now I’m senile, as well.)
Third one I have no memory of. I’ll have to look at them all while I’m updating this weekend.
Thanks again!
Immortal/Immortal, On Dying and Living by ca_pierson, http://archiveofourown.org/works/112042?view_adult=true, R, 10356 words.
Immortal/Immortal, Fallout by ca_pierson, http://archiveofourown.org/works/112046?view_adult=true, R, 932 words.
Thanks!
I can see that I’m going to be very busy this weekend.
I found this fic for sgastoryfinders and realized it’s not on your list:
King of Bling by scribblinlenore
John: TV show host/emcee/TV show producer (look, it’s crack, OKAY?! *g*)
Rodney: astrophysicist/wannabe rap artist i.e. gangsta (look, you have to read the story to believe it, but it IS true, I swear)
http://scribblinlenore.livejournal.com/299308.html
word count: 1,565
McShep slash, natch
Thanks! This one is actually on there already. I stuck it under ‘Reality show host’. I’m tricksy.
(I have to go read it again, now.)
Found another story (I hope you don’t mind me spamming your list. If so, sorry in advance):
Pilot (canon)/Guardian angel, Wonderful Life by icantfollow, http://atlantis-chat.livejournal.com/6681.html, PG-13, ~10,000 words.
Not spamming – doing good deeds. Finding new stories is never spam.
Okay, so. I’ve checked all the stories you gave me links for. I’ve added Nunc and Time and Tide to the list. The others all take place on Atlantis, pretty much from the get-go, so they don’t really fall so much in the AU guidelines of the list.
They sure were fun to read, though. Thanks again for the recs, and feel free to through any others you come across my way.
(I’m trolling the reel_sga site on LJ for more new stuff right now. Keep an eye out for it!)
Just testing new admin notification – you can ignore.
I can never ignore you!
Soo, I’m not sure if this one counts: http://coreopsis.livejournal.com/692917.html Class of 2005, wherein they’re both Highschool Students (32.991 words). It’s completely AU (what with being set in 2005 and Teyla and other people from SGA, Kolya included, being at the school too) until the Epilogue, which is sort of The Rising.
Ooh. I’ll have to add it this weekend.
Thanks!
Stumbled on another couple of fics. It’s fusion with ‘Dragonriders of Pern’.
.
Dragon/Dragonrider, On the Wings of Imagination by X-parrot, G, ~3,700 words, gen: http://www.xmagicalx.net/scgi-bin/sga/pern1.html, and its sequel With Healing in His Wings (http://www.xmagicalx.net/scgi-bin/sga/pern2.html), PG, ~7,000 words, pre-slash. I hope I didn’t overlook the title on the list
Thanks! I’m adding right now, so I’ll throw ‘em on.
Please keep up the great work!
The new fic (posted just yesterday
): Physicist/Physicist, Head of the Class by pir8fancier, R, http://wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15899, 20754 words.
Oops, my bad, you already have it :/.
I’m just that quick.
(Actually, skaredykat is just that quick.)
Thanks, though, and keep it up. Better to hear about them twice than not at all.
I don’t know if this qualifies for your list. Rodney (Mer) is a Waterbender and John (Zohn) is a Firebender. Cycle and Circuit by Alloy. http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=11086
I hope it qualifies. It’s already on there.
It was given to me as ‘Scholar/Scholar’, so that’s where I put it. I haven’t actually read that one yet. Maybe I should go do that now. 
Thanks for the suggestion!
Hello! I’ve sneaked back to check out the new goodies. YAY for the Dragonrider’s crossover in particular. John-Dragon is wonderful. :^)
And in skimming the list looking for +++ I just noticed this typo- it should be ‘Quantum’
7-year-old –> husband/6-year-old –> physicist = Quantam Entanglements by reddwarfer – 13,000
Thank you so much for this list and all the work you put into it on a continuing basis. It’s given me many happy hours of reading pleasure.
I like dragon!John as well. He was so determined to have Rodney for his own. Shows his good taste, I think.
Thanks for letting me know about the typo. I’d've skimmed it a million more time before I noticed it.
You’re very welcome. I have a lot of fun doing it. I highly recommend it as an antidote for getting any DIY done. At all.
Thank heaven I’m momentarily caught up on the list. I got a bit of yard work done today & am sewing Christmas presents.:^)
I’ll have to see what I can do about this unacceptable state, then.
Hah. I finished up today with an SGA. I don’t know where an active list of SGA animal transformation stories is, or I’d see if they wanted it. I think it turned out cute. Around 600 words of fluffy. It might give you a smile.
http://entropy-house.livejournal.com/1189754.html
Found another dead link-
Ancient/Merman = Under the Sea by lavvyan – 960
is linked in your list to:
http://archiveofourown.org/en/works/4081
I foolishly tried the search on AOOO for a long time before wising up and googling, which found it in seconds.
http://archiveofourown.org/chapters/5225
Thanks for letting me know! I’ll fix it this weekend (which starts on Wednesday this week
).
Found something I’ve never seen before
. Peace and Quiet by Elandria Lore (http://community.livejournal.com/mcsmooch/41849.html#cutid1), some kind of cowboy!AU (John’s cowboy, I’m not sure about Rodney), PG, 1,016 words.
Cool. I’ll have to go look at it when the week slows down to a dull roar. (Oh, my god – please let it slow down to a dull roar.)
Thanks!
I’m avoiding stuff I should be doing by re-reading stories here. :^)
I found the link to
Thumbling Down by lavvyan
http://archiveofourown.org/en/works/4080 no longer works–
so I googled and found the story elsewhere
Thumbling Down by lavvyan
http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=7796&chapter=3
And then I discovered it is still on Archive of our own, but the URL is slightly different, omitting the /en/
Thumbling Down by lavvyan
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4080
Happy Holidays!
Thanks! I’l go fix it right now. Keep up the good
procrastinatingwork. :>Could you please send me a copy of Push and Pull by Jane Elliot that you mention in the list? Thanks in advance and also for creating this list. I’m really enjoying reading some of the stories.
Sure can. Look for it in the next minute or two. You’re welcome! Enjoy ‘em!
I noticed you don’t seem to have zoemathemata’s fic Marrying the Marquis on here, where John is the aforementioned Marquis caught in an *ahem* compromising position with one Meredith Rodney McKay, nephew to the Duke of Carmichael.
Thanks! I’ll add it in the next go-round (which should be this weekend).
Found the fic I haven’t seen in the list. Finding Home by ca_pierson (http://community.livejournal.com/artword/54010.html), John’s 16-year-old human, Rodney’s 15-year-old Alteran who lives on Atlantis (IIRC), 12,273 words, PG-13.
Thanks! I’ll add in on the next pass.
And the fairly new one: It’s not at all like the TV says (http://archiveofourown.org/works/151835), John’s detective, Rodney’s forensic expert, PG-13, 899 words.
Thanks again! I’ll add it in this weekend.
Stumbled on this while reading something else:
by anjanka7 — Tester of Headphones / Telecommuter — ~4,850wds.
Huh. I have absolutely no idea what went south with this message… :\
The title of the story is “SYN/ACK”. Sorry about that.
Holy cow! How did I not reply to this sooner? Sorry ’bout that – I’ll add it in tonight (if all goes to plan).
thanks!
The new X-Men/SGA fusion: Supernovae are easy by melonbutterfly (http://archiveofourown.org/works/152373), teenager John is a mutant who makes fire, Rodney is his tutor, also a teenager, who makes earthquakes. G, 1343 words.
And ‘The Last of Summer’ by Luthien (http://archiveofourown.org/works/152561), Regency AU. Rodney is a aristocrat inventor and John is a cavalry officer. Far too short, though. PG-13, 624 words.
Thanks again! I’m not sure I’ll be able to add, if the site keeps mucking up — it wouldn’t let me reply for some odd reason. HuWeird! I’m gonna try, though.
Thanks! Sorry for the delay – I’m sick and it makes me droopy.
I’m planning on adding them tonight.
‘Twelve Herculean Concerts of Rodney McKay’ by fenchurch1 (http://fenchurch1.livejournal.com/19470.html?format=light), 17-year-old mercenary/seducer (John)/16-year-old pianist (Rodney), ~10,400 words, PG.
“The Maverick Prince” by goddess47 (http://goddess47.livejournal.com/38174.html). John’s the Prince of Atlantis, Rodney’s Scholar, 14,500 words, R.
“Santa in a Stetson” by kHo (http://lovethesnark.livejournal.com/14217.html#cutid1), John’s a bartender, Rodney’s scientist. 17,000 words, NC-17.
Holy cow! Are you a fanfic bloodhound? Hey, wait a minute … aren’t these from sga_santa? Are you calling me a slacker just ’cause I haven’t added them yet like I said I would. That’s no way to be — I mean, yeah, it’s true and all, but c’mon.
Yes, I’ve been a sad slacker. Poke me whenever needed. Thanks!
It’s from underthemistletoe actually!
Yeah, yeah. That’s the one I meant.
“My Favorite Colonel” by pir8fancier (http://pir8fancier.livejournal.com/462325.html). Air Force Pilot/Planes Designer, R, 14,650.
Okay, I’m gonna get to work now. It’s not like there’s anything on tv to distract me … until Hawaii Five-0 comes on, anyway.
Look for an update soon.
Hello again, I just remembered about some Sardonicsmiley’s work that labeled WIP but probably never will be finished. It’s Firefly fusion “Can’t Take the Sky” (http://smiley.zonezine.net/html/38905.html), R, and “Can’t Take the Sky snippet”, PG-13 (http://smiley.zonezine.net/html/86142m.html), Captain/Mechanic (River Tam). And her SGA/BSG fusion ‘Battlestar Atlantis’ (http://smiley.zonezine.net/html/34153.html), PG-13, Commander/President.
I hate to include WIP, especially if they’re likely to never be finished, and this one certainly qualifies. Thanks anyway, though!
I see you have Bull/Bull, so how about Superb Bird-of-paradise/Superb Bird-of-paradise? Or maybe just Bird/Bird since I don’t know if people would remember what kind of bird if they’re looking for the fic here.
Just Another Day in Paradise by lavvyan. Word count ~1,900.
http://lavvyan.livejournal.com/399010.html
I’m actually trying not to include non-human fics, since there are already good, comprehensive lists for those. There are three or four stories that snuck in somehow, but I’m really trying to hold the line at that. (C’mon! Girl Scout cookies — how could I refuse that?
)
I am, of course, going to go read the story right now. I don’t think I’ve seen it before. Thanks bunches for the suggestion and please do keep your eyes open for more.
Can you point me to a non-human fic list?
Sure! Or, actually, I can do even better. This “List of Lists” has at least three or four animal lists of various sorts, plus every other sort of list for your fic reading needs. Enjoy!
http://community.livejournal.com/sgagenrefinders/123742.html
Thanks!
Alas, I fear there is no active list of SGA Animal AUs/ Animal Transformation AUs on the SGA genrefinders list.
*sigh* The two lists I do see there both belong to the same person who is no longer updating them as they were meant only as personal recs list, not a comprehensive list.
Hmmm, I didn’t know it wasn’t being updated. I have too much on my plate to take on another list compilation, though.
I think I’ll ask on sga_noticeboard if there is an active list elsewhere or, if not, if debris_k would mind if some kind soul used hers as the basis for an ongoing one … and if anyone would be interested in that position.
Hey – what are you doing for the next whatever? :sly grin:
Alas, I’m behind on far too many things already to be able to take on the SGA animal lists. I’m only peripheral in the fandom so wouldn’t be able to find them, anyway.
I DID just buy all the show on DVD, but haven’t had time to watch! I would like to be able to add some Rodney/John goodness to the list, if I ever get to where I can think of interesting AU scenario for them.
Oh, honey. Once you’ve built your base you don’t have to go hunting for them. People volunteer them.
The only one I’ve found lately is the dog musher/vet one … and three more people alerted me to it before the day was out. There is a bit of time involved in doing the actual maintenace, but that stems mostly from the fact that I feel compelled to read all the stories that people send to be put on the list. Oh, the hugh manatee.
I’m glad you now have the whole series in your possession. You’ll watch it when the time is right … and then I’m sure you’ll be adding an entry to our list.
How about Cat/Cat? All stories by bethynyc.
When John Met Rodney. Word count 1335. http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/537153.html
Just Another Day in New York. Word count 2760. http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/675691.html
In The Beginning. Word count 2018. http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/766300.html
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
You will not tempt me with your sweet, adorable, cute, fluffy, fuzzy, curly non-humans. You just WON’T!!! :pokes fingers in ears: lalalalalala
(Sorry it took me so long to reply…I had to go re-read ‘em all. Thanks again! And the birds were a lot of fun, too.)
Hello! There’s the some fresh AU goodness: “abriter quelqu’un” by melonbutterfly (http://archiveofourown.org/works/155258), ex-military/hacker, PG-13, 2071 words.
Excellent! Thanks, and I’ll add it in the next round.
Just found a fic where John is Superman and Rodney is Batman, based on a cartoon film. (pre slash)
It’s certainly different.
Public Enemies
http://paleom.livejournal.com/?skip=10
(Once you find the first chapter, I found it best to use the next chapter links).
Thanks so much! I’ll add it in the next go-around.
Hi, I found some old one
. Bump In The Night by unamaga (http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=13836), Vampire/Male!Slayer, 5042 words, PG-13.
Thanks! It’ll go on in the next batch (which should have been last weekend, but wasn’t). Sorry ’bout the late reply, too.
Just found another high school AU: devildoll’s The Happiest Place on Earth.
Thanks! I’ll add it in the next group. The plan is to do it this weekend, but my plans tend to go awry … and then derail in a spectacular fireball of salsa and internet browsing.
New fic. Dog musher/Veterinarian = Happy Trails by padfootthegrim – 20,004
Thanks! I’ll add it in this weekend.
You know, I haven’t checked, but are you accepting any of the Fairy Tales Challenge entries from LJ Comm ‘sga_flashfic’?
If you are, there’s “Coming True” by Kass (aka kassrachel) — John = Tavern-worker / pilot-wannabe & Rodney = Lord of the Manor’s son / scientist — 4,760wds.
Whoops! Just noticed that I have a typo for the word count… s/b 4,730wds. Sorry about that. See what happens when I’m posting in the wee hours of the morning here?
As long as they’re human, I’ll take ‘em wherever I can get ‘em.
Thanks – I’ll add it in this weekend.
So… you’re qualifying human, but do demons / oni count as human since they’re not exactly animals yet not exactly human either? (I think they are human-shaped with a few extras…) If so, then maybe X-parrot’s “Kuro to Ao” should be added. I don’t exactly recall if John had an occupation other than being an oni & Rodney’s companion, but Rodney was, of course, a scientist.
Well, since there are vamps and werewolves, and a merman or two on here already, I’d have to give demons and the like the go-ahead. I’m just trying to exclude animals, robots, and inanimate objects (although I can think of an example or three [cookie, Peep, robot] that break these rules right off the top of my head). I never said I made sense – I’m just trying to keep the list to a somewhat manageable dull roar.
I’ll add that one, too, in the next batch. Thanks!
You’re welcome! I forgot to add a word count for “Kuro to Ao,” which is 8,364wds. This week has got me totally discombobulated – between caffeine withdrawal & then slightly overcompensating my caffeine intake when given the opportunity, this week’s been like going fast forward through near-frozen molasses. Hee!
Thanks! I love a word count, as I think we all know.
I know what you mean about the week. Our office was closed Tuesday due to an ice/snow storm and it threw the whole rhythm off. I didn’t know what time or day it was for the rest of the week. Weird.
Hmmm. Now that I’ve read the story (again – I read it long before I ever considered an AU list), I’m not sure it fits. It seems that my meaning for ‘human’ might be shape-based. But on the other claw, John as a werewolf was not bipedal the entire story, and these guys are.
Plus, it’s so sweet and perfect that I can’t resist it. Okay, decision made. It’s on!
Just posted today, so if you haven’t seen / read it yet, there is All You Can Squeeze From a Lemon” by mckays_girl. John = Bartender / Forced Retired USAF Major & Rodney = Computer Programmer. Word Count is 12,204wds.
“All You Can Squeeze From a Lemon” is also located at http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15971.
Thanks! I only got halfway through it before I had to go to work. (Bosses are so annoying – they make me stop reading and do stuff. :scoff:) It’s good to have your reminder, as all the other shiny will distract me.
I’ll add it in with the next batch.
I found another fic about street musician: Street Musician/Professor, The Street Musician (http://bergann.livejournal.com/253556.html), PG-13, 2380 words.
Cool – you are a star! I’ll add it in this weekend. :crosses fingers:
The new one for your list: Professor/Detective, A Victorian Ghost Story by anyanka_eg (http://archiveofourown.org/works/160712), 4483 words, PG-13.
Excellent! It’s in the on-deck circle with the others.
Found by an accident in the search of another story: Beauty/Beast, Beauty and the Beast by The Lady of Shadows (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2807028/1/Beauty_and_the_Beast), ~5,000 words, PG-13.
more it better!!! Some people would have you believe that Less is more. To that, I say, “Fah!” Math don’t work like that.
Thanks!
An early V-day fic: A Wilted Rose and a Kiss by ru_salki99, where John and Rodney are office workers.
Or rather, not early, as I forgot that the US is not the entire world, most of which is already celebrating V-day.
Thanks for the rec. I’ll add it in the next batch, which will start in about three minutes.
Happy VD to you, too. :big evil grin:
Test, test.
Yay!!!! How are you so magical?
I liked this one very much it’s from the 2008 SGA Big Bang
See No Evil by Greyias
Test Pilot John/Secret Agent & Scientist Rodney
http://sgabigbang.talkoncorners.net/?view=fic&id=28
Thanks!
How the heck did I miss that one? I’ve only read it about ten times!
I think The Sheppard Equation by Leanne fits. Canon!John/Rodney is not working at Stargate Program, PG-13, 23648 words (http://wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15973_
Thanks! I’ll add it in the next batch.
sorry for the slow reply. I went off to read the story, intending to answer after, and fell into the fanfic, forgetting all else. Oops?
have you got velocitygrass do. teacher1John student!Rodney?
http://community.livejournal.com/mckay_sheppard/1823156.html
Holy god, that was dirtyhotwrong! I’ll add it in the next batch, which should be next week some time. I ought to be healed up enough to code by then.
Thanks for the porn!
Couple of new ones
.
Utter crack,I’d say but still
. “Rod Riding Hood” by ChimeraDragon (http://wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=16007), Hunter/Red Riding Hood, PG, 1468 words.
“Catch Me As I Fall” by codemonkey (http://wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=16009&warning=12), SGA/Pern fusion, Dragonrider/Dragonrider, NC-17, 7298 words.
Um, haven’t find this on the list. “Not A Porn Star” Series:
“It’s not like you’re a porn star” by melonbutterfly (http://archiveofourown.org/works/154207), Actor/Scientist, 2205 words.
And sort of prequel of the first one, “Nice to meet you, or something” by melonbutterfly (http://archiveofourown.org/works/174675), Actor/Scientist, 2691 words
Thanks for continuing to be a fabulout fic finding resource.
Sorry it’s taken me so long to reply. There was plenty to get in place before my surgery, then I’ve been slacking in front of the reality tv instead of doing my internet chores. (That restaurant Kitchen trainwreck is just so addictive.) Then my laptop went belly up last weekend, leading to three days of enforced inactivity … but, sadly, it’s mostly done to slacking.
I’ll add all of these in the next batch, which better happen by Thursday or I’ll be forced to kick my own ass.
NHMR Productions, Inc., wherein Rodney is a contractor and John is a person with a degree in journalism who does things on TV.
Thanks for this – it was a fun read!
Sorry to take so long to reply. Medical stuff (not too serious, so don’t worry) plus time off work leads to less productivity and more tv viewing that I had envisioned. I’m getting myself in gear, though, and will be adding to the list this week. Or else! Duh-duh-dun!
I haven’t read it yet, but melagan posted something called “Providence of Stars” that’s set around WWII. It’s here: http://melagan.livejournal.com/257032.html
Will add it as soon as the urge to smash passes.
(Probably this long weekend. I took Tuesday off, too. Bwahahahaha!!!)
new link – some like it cool.
http://www.area52hkh.net/asm/mystic/somelike.php
Thanks very much! Sorry for the delay in responding. My only excuse is a history of sad slackerdom.
I’m planning to add a batch this long weekend.
cat by ForCryingOutLoud
John seems to be a vet while Rodney is owned by a cat… little snippet
http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15664
Thanks! I’ll add it in today. That’s right – I’m actually *working* at stuff on my day off. (On the desktop, more’s the pity, since the laptop is apparently quite dead.:) )
Hey! You need to add esteefee’s new Fair Trade chapter.
I’m on it!
And also – DUDE! There’re several of them that seem to be AU on Hewligan Big Bang. http://www.eternalvox.net/forcryinoutloud/HewliganBigBang/by-pairing.php
I’ll have to go read them. Woe is me.
john =baseball player Rodney= scientist?
http://www.refugeeblues.com/mcshepmatch/2010/work/8w-gs.html
That one is already one there. Since Rodney guessing John’s job is a major theme of the piece, I listed it under “Mystery” so it wouldn’t be spoiled. But thanks for playing.
I love this list, gone through it so many times. Thank you so much for all the work you’ve put into it.
I’m gonna do some shameless self-promoting and put my McShep AU OneShot link here. It’s Dragonrider!John and Mage!Rodney and it’s 5500 words. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7025181/1/The_Mark_of_the_Dragon
Thanks again *goes back to reading and re-reading*
Thanks! I’m happy to be doing it.
That’s awesome! I’ll have to read it this weekend … which is also when I should be adding to the list. How convenient.
Enjoy!
Hey! I just found a new one published by TarlanX: http://mcsheplets.livejournal.com/263070.html
Why haven’t I answered these? (I’m sure it’s all your fault somehow.) :>
And velocitygrass just wrote another AU here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/214910
It’s on. I’m doing the updating now.
http://taffetablue.livejournal.com/10542.html
Definitely worth reading. And thanks for the great list!
Sorry! I just found it on the list– my mistake.
It’s no problem at all. Sometimes the job title I put them under doesn’t match the job title you would put them under. (I actually had one on the list under two different categories once, but don’t tell everyone, okay?)
Thanks for keeping an eye out for me, and send any more you find my way!
You’re welcome for the list! I started it for my own convenience, but I like sharing it even more.
Hey, you have a sort of weird link thing in this line: “Librarian/Physicist = Plenty of Paper by unamaga – 3,840″ the second half leads to the story, but the first part (the “Librarian/Physicist = ” part) leads to a John Sheppard/Remus Lupin story. I’m guessing that’s an accident.
Sorry ’bout that. I’m gonna claim chocolate deficiency as the cause.
Thanks for letting me know! It’s fixed now. Please tell me if you find any other weirnesses lurking.
That’s a totally sufficient excuse.
I will! I’m just re-reading the list so if anything comes up, I’ll let you know.
I haven’t read it yet, but there’s a new one – Maximum Blond – by omg_wtf_yeah that’s at: http://archiveofourown.org/works/226092
It’s on there, baby. (That’s why I always do a Ctrl+F search — ever since somebody pointed out that I had the same story twice. Her!)
I think she just reposted it to AOOO. I’ll update the link.
Wow, I was surprised to see my story on the list. Thank you. As a very new writer in this fandom, it was a thrill!
I’m not quite done with The Barking Dog ‘verse and John and Rodney will have a big role to play in the fifth story.
Thanks for including me.
pink
You’re welcome. Thank you for writing such an engrossing story. Welcome to our fandom – come on in and roll around.
I’ll be checking back to make sure I don’t miss the fourth and fifth parts. (Are they ready yet?) (How ’bout now?)
LOL, I’m hoping part 4 will be ready in a week or so and part 5 a week or so after that. Thanks to the wonderful heat, I’m more than 30,000 words into it.
And I’ve been wallowing in the fandom for a few months and on this AU list, which is an incredible work of love and chock full of McShep yumminess.
Thank you for the warm welcome.
pink
\o/ I can’t wait.
Truth be told, I’m not that much of a Jack/Daniel fan (because I watched the show before I knew what slash goggles were), but I really liked the first two stories. I read the drabble, too. You know, I think there’s a way to make the AOOO show them in whatever order you like. I don’t know it, of course, but I’ve seen stories inserted in the middle of an existing ‘verse.
I’m still trying to work my way through the whole list. I’m doing okay. I’ve had a looooooot of help with it.
You’re welcome for the welcome – and thanks for the thanks! (Sorry, there’s been quite a bit of Dr. Pepper today.
)
I thought I would write to you to let you know that the fic written by bitter-crimson has been deleted. The author apparently purged their journal, which is a shame because I only got to read the original fic before the deletion.
Thanks for letting me know. It turns out that it was only a temporary measure, to deal with the privacy issues LJ was having earlier in the day. It’s back up now.
Wandering about I stumbled across this author’s SGA tagged fic, and I believe this story (from 2007) isn’t on the list, and I think it fits your criteria (do fusions count as AU?). There’s no nookie, but definite John/Rodney vibes.
It’s about 3,400 words if my quick & dirty desktop word-counter is accurate.
Doctor Who? Doctor Rodney McKay, Of Course
(Rodney is Dr. Who, John is a renegade Time-Agent)
http://nixa-jane.livejournal.com/69292.html#cutid1
Thanks for letting me know. I’ll add it in the next batch!
Looking for a fic:
Was trying to find a fic that featured Sheppard as a robot, but he doesn’t realize it until he meets with McKay again (McKay is the one who helped create him). As I remember it, McKay and Radek were creating a group of robots that developed from small mechanical devices that showed the ability to learn. There’re scenes of the robots wheeling around, learning their environment and then learning speech. As they became more complex, some of them stopped functioning, but the ones to survive later became Sheppard and Mitchell. They didn’t know they were robots? Also, it is a Shep/McKay pairing.
Does this sound familiar?
It does sound familiar. That’s Leah and Springwoof’s Scruffy AI ‘verse. The link goes to the Master list of the five stories.
The story that their first entry was a remix of is lavvyan’s Male Enhancement.
Not that I’m not happy to help (I AM!), but have you heard of SGA Storyfinders? It’s a community with thousands of people who can find whatever story you’re looking for, no matter how little you remember about it. (They found one for me based on a very bad description and half a sentence.) They can almost always find it for you faster than I can. Here’s their profile page, with the rules and tips: http://sgastoryfinders.livejournal.com/profile
That’s for when you’re looking for a specific story. When you need a certain kind of fic, say hurt/comfort or Aliens Made Them Do It, you’ll want to ask the SGA Genrefinders. (They’ve been the cause of many an hour lost online.) Here’s their rules page: http://sgagenrefinders.livejournal.com/profile
Hope you enjoy the stories!
Thank you!
I actually posted this then read other comments above that included a link to sgagenrefinders, and from there got lost in all the other stories available!
I think I know the fic you are looking for. In the fic, John was implanted with a cyber-brain after he was shot in the head while in Afghanistan. The brain John uses started out as a computer program.
It’s called “The Difference Engine” by copperbadge.
link: http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/149077.html
Hey, sweetie! Thanks for the walker! ::grin:: Someone on Tumblr just posted a link to this: http://archiveofourown.org/works/215683
I haven’t read it yet, but here’s the summary: John, a downed Hurricane pilot in WWII, is rescued by Rodney who’s tracking strange energy readings in the Sahara. And in another life, their story makes another John and Rodney unwilling Atlantis celebrities.
heeheehee. I hope it was only the smallest of your birthday treasures.
It’s a tricky one. It’s not AU, as much as it is an AU within Atlantis. Someone is writing fanfic about Sheppard and Rodney, set in WWII Africa. It’s very good, though. You should read it.
I read this fic today and thought that it might fit on your list.
Canonesque John [Lt Col]/Author Rodney – The Long Journey Home by skoosiepants – ~11,000 words
http://skoosiepants.livejournal.com/178151.html
Ok here’s the premise of the fic: John is a part of the SGC and went to Atlantis. Rodney is a sci-fi author, who through an Ancient device saw John life in the Pegasus galaxy. Rodney ended up writing a book series based on John’s adventure. Then things go pear-shaped when John becomes unreachable.
I would say more but I don’t want to spoil it.
PS: I think Rodney still has all the degrees he has in canon.
Sorry for the long delay in replying. I just started a new job (yay!).
Thanks! I’ll add it in the next batch.
Congrats on the job. I noticed that all the links for danvers fics appear to be broken. Below are the alternate links to those fics:
Hostage – http://archiveofourown.org/works/59637
Heat – http://archiveofourown.org/works/59638
The Real McCoy – http://archiveofourown.org/works/59640
Entity – http://archiveofourown.org/works/59646
Thanks! And I’ll fix them in the next go-round…probably tonight or this weekend.
How sad when a fic disappears. From sgastoryfinders, the Baker/Physicist story, Atlantis: a coffee shop story by mamaesme is gone because the lj has been deleted.
Hope the new job is going well.
Bummer! And after we hounded her to finally finish it. I’ll remove it in the next batch. I’m so far behind now that I’m not sure it’ll be this weekend, but I’ll try. Thanks for letting me know.
It’s going really well. It’s challenging, and when the people fill their paperwork out correctly I get to give them money. Fun.
Broken Links:
Architects of Fate by Tarlan [tarlanx] (now a fic series) – 65,168
http://archiveofourown.org/series/4245
Choose Your Own Adventure (The Someone to Dance With Remix) by liviapenn
http://remix.illuminatedtext.com/dbfiction.php?fiction_id=665
PS: I also have about a page and a half of links that can be added to the list. I don’t know if I show try to place them in comments for found some way to e-mail you the list.
Thanks for letting me know. I hope to do some work on it this weekend, but I’m so far behind that it might not happen.
Feel free to email it to @ hotmail.com (without spaces, natch). Just make sure you put a very clear subject line – something like “Links for the AU List” – as my inbox is set to exclusive. Thanks for helping us all with more good stuff to read.
I just noticed this recently and thought you should be made aware of the mistake:
Researcher/Investor = Lure of the Deep by megalan – 6,107Ars Machina Act I by dmchoi87 – 34,714
(To be more specific, 2 fics are occupying 1 area of the list when they are in no way connected with each other.)
I am pretty sure that the listing should look something like this:
Researcher/Investor = Lure of the Deep by megalan – 6,107
Ex-Navy Seal Resistance Fighter/Skynet Creator, Resistance Fighter & Scientist = Ars Machina Act I by dmchoi87 – 34,714 (Job description added because there was no description)
Thanks for letting me know. I guess that Word ate the words in the middle.
I’m working on the list right now, so it should be fixed if you check it again this evening.
One of the links is wrong.
This story
@@@Ex-pilot/Brothel owner = A Fate So Sweet by Telesilla – 13,730
SHOULD link to here http://archiveofourown.org/works/148322
but instead it links to a different story ‘Life Experiences’.
Weird. I usually check ‘em. I fix it right now. Thanks for letting me know.
Engineer/Egyptologist – The Alexandrian Tablet by giogio – 60,000+
Currently links to the first post of the 15 part series… but none of the pages have links to the “next” part of the story. I’d recommend changing the link to the final “index” post:
http://giogio.livejournal.com/674281.html
Also: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! for collating this list. <3
Thanks for letting me know. I can use all the help I can get. I’ll switch it in the next update (this weekend, maybe?).
And you’re very welcome! I’m glad to help others procrastinate as much as I do.
Ambulance driver/Doctor = Ambulance by rosemending – 1,600
LJ account has been deleted and purged. Waybackmachine do not has it on record either, because bots were not allowed to archive that account.
Dang it! I’ll remove it in the next go-round.
Thanks for letting me know!
Okay, I find another fic to add to the list. I thought it was already on the list but I just checked and it wasn’t.
Construction worker/Canon!Rodney = Construction Work by neery – 2000
http://neery.livejournal.com/28909.html
PS: This would have been in my email if I had known that it wasn’t on the list.
Thanks for letting me know! Off to read it right now.
Hi! http://archiveofourown.org/works/265393 Violating the Prime Directive by Djin7 and Reddwarfer State Enforcer!John/State Enforcer!Rodney.
Thanks for letting me know – I’ll add it right in.
One of my all time favorites: Harmonic Function by shaenie
http://archiveofourown.org/works/120500?view_adult=true
pilot(Air Force)/physicist
Thanks! I’ll add it in.
Missed the Saturday Dance by zoetrope
Pilot(WWII)/Engineer
multimedia tour de force
http://opendoors.transformativeworks.org/mtsd/
oops you had the zoetrope — was looking for it under WWII — sorry
No problem – that happens sometimes.
I’m curious, why was this fic rejected from the list? (It was in the email but placed on the list.)
Botanist, Environmentalist & Ex Eco-Terrorist/Astrophysicist = The Roads Never Lead Where They’re Supposed to Go by eleveninches -23,300
http://dejabu.robot-army.org/sgaroads.html
John and Rodney hooked up towards the end of the fic. Also since John isn’t in the military but a botanist (due to being caught smoking pot in high school among other things), the fic becomes AU.
(Then there’s the fact Rodney not CSO, Sumner lives, Ford lives & that towards the end, Carson was exiled for doing wrong.)
PS: In regards to John work description, he is definitely a botanist. Rodney is the one to say that John is an environmentalist and that when John said that he worked in the “non-profit sector” that it’s code for Eco-terrorism.
I didn’t think it fitted the criteria.
The main purpose of this list was to gather fics where both Rodney and John have professions different than those in canon. It’s not enough that the events playing out in Atlantis differ from those in the series. (That’s every fanfic ever written.) That vital piece of info got removed from the intro paragraph at some point – I’ll put it back in.
This story is more of a half-canon AU. There are some that managed to sneak in but I’m loath to add any more, since they’re outside the list’s remit. I did try to talk skaredykat into compiling a list of half-canon stories (after she expressed dismay that I had excluded one), but didn’t manage to rope her into it. If you’d like to start one, I’m sure that squidge.org would be happy to host it.
Hi,
I’m sorry for the trouble, would it be possible to get a copy of push/pull emailed to me?
Thank you so much,
kairos@gmail.com
It’s already on the way, with the subject line “Push/Pull stories”.
You’re welcome!
I’ve been a little distracted. Did I post a long list of possible stories here yesterday (maybe the day before)?
I guess not since this isn’t waiting for a moderator. *face palm*
No, there’s a size limit? I’ll break it into samller chunks.
Possible corrections for you:
Butler/Rodney = Necessary Things by cupidsbow – 2,376 John is actually a robot/android
@@@Ex-pilot/Ex-civilian contractor = Welcome to the Darkside by Mystic John is a thief who recruits Rodney
Kid/Kid = The World That We Live In (No, We Can’t Go Back) by kyuuketsukirui – 1,374 Both are ghosts
Zoologist/SGA canon!physicist = The Theory of Acquired Characters by toomuchplor – 8,335
***–Sequel: The Theory of Allopatry – 1,590 John is a teacher
I have copy of:
College student/Roommate = Making Friends and Influencing People by immoralilly- 6,224 (unlocked link or a copy needed)
Cowboy/Astrophysicist = Down on the Ranch by foggynite- 17,000 (need working link or a copy)
Gym owner/Astrophysicist – Interstellar Penetration by maudlinrose – 2,512 (need unlocked link or a copy)
Working links for:
Lifeguard/Student = 80 Proof by Lyra Sena – 1,958 (need working link or a copy) http://palelight.illuminatedtext.com/sga/eightyproof.html
–Sequel: Pier 8 – 2,940 (need working link or a copy) http://palelight.illuminatedtext.com/sga/piereight.html
Playboy/Scientist – Entanglement by linaerys – 25,000 (need working link or a copy) http://reel-sga.livejournal.com/3292.html
Re: Bar owner/Columnist = Wayward Youth by facetofcathy — I could tell you that I have the entire collection of “John’s bar” stories by facetofcathy (which are no longer available because she deleted her LJ and didn’t repost them anywhere) but that would be evil, wouldn’t it?
You are a STAR!! I will take all the fic you have. You can send ‘em to my @ hotmail.com addy. (maudlinrose has told me that she’s going to put hers on the A03, but I’ll take a copy to cover the gap.)
I’ve added the working links and I’m making the corrections right now. I’ve added (robot) and ‘thief’ in the appropriate spots (and now I sort of want to put his current occupation after all the ‘ex-pilot’s. Oh, dear me, I’ll have to reread them). I’m kinda leery about changing the kid/kid one, since it would give away the twist in the story. Do you think that leaving it as is would be triggering for anyone? It’s not listed as death!fic, but there is a ‘ghost’ tag.
As for the zoologist/Rodney one, it’s stated three times that he’s a zoologist. (What he’s doing teaching evolutionary genetics to his zoology students is his business, I guess?) Hmmm, maybe I’d better file him under Professor for that one?
Thank you, thank you, thank you for all the assistance.
Hey – you wouldn’t have the “John’s bar” stories by faceofcathy, too, would you? heehee Send ‘em along, if you’d be so kind.
Good distractions, I hope.
A few good, the rest not so much. I sent the copies and a ginormous list. Let me know if you didn’t receive it.
I got them and I’m working my way through them. (For some reason, I seem compelled to read them all.
)
Thanks again!
That would be the reason it took so long to compile.
OK, maybe I can just email the text file?
Crazy site is crazy! It only moderated your comment to yourself. WT?? Email’s fine – don’t want to upset the already delicate system.
I don’t suppose you’d have a copy of rosemending’s “Ambulance”? Someone noted the link was broke a couple of months ago, and I just removed the link instead of noting that I need a good one or a copy. Duh.
Sent.
Did you know that when you reply I don’t get an email? Good thing I checked back.
Does Auburn’s Green Sea series fall within your parameters — it is lovely.
http://archiveofourown.org/series/468
It is lovely, but it doesn’t fit. This would fit a list of post-series stories. I wonder if anyone is compiling one of those?
Thanks for the suggestion, I enjoyed reading it again.
I Only Want the Same as Anyone Else by kyuuketsukirui
job applicant/bookstore cashier 1200 words
http://archiveofourown.org/users/kyuuketsukirui/works?selected_tags=70
Strong Enough to Be (The ‘Not Your Man’ Remix) by kyuuketsukirui
unspecified/unspecified 1208 words
interesting, well done remix
http://archiveofourown.org/users/kyuuketsukirui/works?selected_tags=70
sorry I’m still learning how to pass on links;P
Only Want = http://archiveofourown.org/works/207823?view_adult=true
Strong = http://archiveofourown.org/works/86970
I’m a real fan;)
No problem – we all had to learn how at some point. Thanks for the links.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/15310
Thought I Was Getting Carat Gold, and What I Got Was You by
kyuuketsukirui
200 words unspecified/unspecified very creepy
Thanks for the link. Super creepy!
Rentboy AU
this is a link to the whole series
http://rfp.livejournal.com/3772.html#rentboy
hooker/customer
the rentboy series is by someone who calls themselves shusu or Liondragon — wasn’t exactly sure which you wanted.
And one more rentboy au email — cause it is Monday;P
hooker/lover not customer
Thanks for the link – I ended up listing Rodney as a Scientist.
Man, Mondays. blergh!
Do you have this one of mine?
Pilot/Porn Star The Porn King: A Fractured Fairytale – 2700
I do! It was in the last giant batch that danceswithgary gave me. Very funny crack!
The Little Sister by Martha
http://archiveofourown.org/works/195226/chapters/287600
P.I./Scientist
A wonderful noir AU
Thanks! I’ll add it in the next batch.
Down on the Ranch is back online
http://foggyscribbles.livejournal.com/tag/sga
But I was wondering if I could get a copy of Making Friends and Influencing People and Interstellar Penetration?
Thank you so much?
(Out of curiosity, what is this about John’s Bar?)
Thanks!
I’ve sent all the stories along to you – check your junk mail folder. Subject line = “SGA AU stories you requested”
John’s Bar? Something I’ve missed?
Check your junk mail for the subject line “John’s Bar AU and two others”.
You are seriously nifty;)
\o/
Rodney – A Retelling of Roxanne by PaleoM
fireman/astronomer
http://paleom.livejournal.com/6613.html
13 chapters – cute
Thanks! I’ll add it in the next batch.
A Meeting of Minds was unlinked. Have a link: http://keiramarcos.com/2011/09/05/a-meeting-of-minds/
Der! I’ll fix it now. Thanks!
Funny story.
I went to add the link and it was already there. Huh.
Substituted your link. It didn’t work. What?
Pasted link in a new window. Worked like a charm. Weird.
Re-read the story. (Of course.)
Looked and stared and glared at the entry. :scratches head:
Compared it to the entry above. OH!
Moved the html closing the link to AFTER the title/author. There was a link – it was just ONE character wide. And invisible.
I love coding – it keeps me humble. :big ole grin:
Thanks again for catching that!
That was funny and made me feel better about my own linkage messes — lol.
There’s always something, isn’t there?
Do you have a copy of Push/Pull you could email me? I read it a while back, want to reread it and can’t find it.
Thank you;)
It’s on its way!
Received!!:)
And thank you.
Sing Me a Love Song by littlebuttercup aka x-sleeptodream
musician/intern
http://littlebuttercup.livejournal.com/233790.html
short and sweet
Thanks! I add it in the next group.
There is no link for the following:
Designer/Designer – In Over Their Heads But Making it Work Anyway by puddleofgoo – 145,656
Is this another coding error?
Yup. Thanks for letting me know. It’s fixed, along with eleven others. I guess there must have been a faulty “Find and Replace” command last time I was adding on.
Iratus: the Revival by mific
musician/musician
18747 words
http://archiveofourown.org/works/448190#main
nicely done AU remix of SGA — especially love it when their is an interesting version of Tod;)
Thanks and I’ll add it to my to-do stack.
Able to Fly by busaikko
ghost/student
25344 words
http://archiveofourown.org/works/447638?view_full_work=true
hot off the press busaikko == Happy;)
:claps hands:
More! Thanks!
Here’s a fic that might fit the list. It’s a fusion with the movie Labyrinth
Goblin King/College Student & Labyrinth Runner = Step Through by snarkydame – 10220
http://archiveofourown.org/works/448923
Cool! I’ll add it to the IN tray. Thanks!
Guessing Game by that_which (which)
widow/?
10177 Words
http://archiveofourown.org/works/451461
Charades
Thanks! I’ll put it with the rest of the waiting. Hm, maybe I’ll do it today. (No promises, mind.)
That Sweet Moment by pushkin666
lover/serial killer
http://archiveofourown.org/works/57904
462 words
sick and twisted’)
Thanks! That one was sick and twisted.
It’s on a list that Joya sent me, which you may have noticed I totally failed to add to the list Thursday. Hey! I told you there were no promises.
here’s a link that includes both parts of the pushkin — maybe Joya already included it but wanted to be sure you could savor both parts of the twisted ;P
http://pushkin666.livejournal.com/?skip=25&tag=fandom%3A%20stargate%20atlantis
I gave elderwitty the same link you did (the AO3 link). Also, the version on AO3 has both parts, it’s just in the same chapter. (The first half of the chapter is Rodney’s POV and the second half is John’s.)
However, if there is yet another part that I have not read (and it happens to go by a different title than “That Sweet Moment”), then by all means, pass on the link. I would to know what happened next.
I read both halves at the A03 link. Thanks!
Vegas-verse: Paper Ring by monanotlisa – 1555
http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=14758
Thanks! I’ll throw it on the pile I’m currently ignoring in favor of shiny internet toys. :>
FYI, I only discovered the joys of Stargate Atlantis fanfiction this year — your AU list has brought me MANY MANY hours of great delights. And there has been the added fun of hunting and gathering a few gems for you.
Just wanted to let you know your efforts are appreciated;)
Wow, you’ve got a LOT to look forward to.
I’m happy to hear that the list’s been of use – I’m so glad I decided to throw it open on LJ (before it got so big I had to move it).
\o/\o/\o/\o/ Thanks! I love hearing that!
A Bird Without Feathers by ladyamarra
dragon/inventor
http://sga-santa.livejournal.com/369249.html
short and sweet
Hmmm. It was a cute story, indeed. But – since John is a permanent dragon, not a shapeshifter, I’m going to have to say it doesn’t quite fit the list. Thanks for the link, though – it IS adorable.
Hello there, can you send me the story
Push/Pull by Jane Elliot (Ex-pilot/Physicist)???
*pLeAsE* ^^
I’d really love to read it, but I cannot find it anywhere
Thank you sooo much!!!
AND I TOTALLY LOVE THIS AU COLLECTON!
AWSOME!!!!
I’m going to read my way through A-Z since I like AUs so much ^-^
greetings
It’s on its way, with a subject of “Push & Pull by Jane Elliott”, so check your spam folder.
I’m glad to hear you’re enjoying the list. \o/ You’re most welcome!
In case you don’t know, Push & Pull by Jane Elliot is now published as M/M book titled Above All: http://www.manifoldpress.co.uk/2012/07/above-all/. Some parts of the story has been edited/rewritten but it’s still recognizable for a fan
I didn’t know – that’s really exciting for her! Thanks for letting me know.
OMG! that is exciting for her! Did you read the excerpt on link — it is Push/Pull — I wonder how she ended it since the ending is the only real SGA link.
That is cool and explains why she took it offline. I wonder how many other writers have used the their fanfics as rough drafts? I can think of a few I’ve read that should.
There’s a sequel to the fic “Stars of Track & Field”.
Series Link: http://archiveofourown.org/series/22938 (The series is called Track-verse; word count – 9774)
Sequel [Always Get Your Way]: http://archiveofourown.org/works/81949 (co-author with kashmir; word count – 3043)
Thanks! I’ll add it in the next batch (which better be soon or I’ll have to kick my butt!).
There’s a sequel to the fic “Plenty of Paper” by unamaga.
Series Link: http://archiveofourown.org/series/22908 (The series is called Lost Quite Classically ; word count – 5242)
Sequel [Reference]: http://archiveofourown.org/works/464896 (word count – 1432)
Thanks for this one, too! Same bat!deal as the last one.
New
The Atlantis Herald by Pistol
newspaper staff/newspaper staff
6421 words
http://archiveofourown.org/works/464768?page=1#comments
*g*
Holy cow!
Either WordPress ate my reply or I missed when I tried to click “Sumbit Reply”. Sorry about that, and thanks for this. I’ve added it to the stack.
Never fear, I will eventually get off my duff and add them on. (I doubt it’ll be this week, though, as I’m prepping to meet up with squidgie at the Stargate convention in Chicago. YEEEEEEEE!!)
I hope you had a wonderful time — and maybe a little Joe;)
Thanks, we had a great time! Met up with lots of LJ people, ate too much junk food, and got a ton of photos (both taken by me and signed by them). I’m going to write up a con report after I sleep some more. Tomorrow, maybe?
Hi,
Is it too late to ask for a copy of Jane Elliot’s Push/Pull?
This list has been a wonderful treasure for me. I’ve really only discovered Stargate fiction this last year or so. Pages like this are great when you’re not familiar with the authors and I love au more than anything. I appreciate that you include the word count too. I like big long stories so it saves me a lot of time trying to find good lengthy ones.
I apologise if you get this twice. My internet is being wonky tonight.
It’s never too late for Push/Pull. I’ve sent it to your gmail address, with the subject “Push & Pull by Jane Elliot”, so check your junk mail.
I’m glad you’re enjoying the list, particularly as a new reader. Welcome to the fandom, come on in and roll around. The word count is key, isn’t it? Sometimes I just want a quick read while I’m brushing my teeth before bed, and I’ve been ambushed by a compelling, up-all-night story (I have a hard time stopping in the midst of a fic) before. So, safety first.
Thank you so much for the story! I’d been looking for it for quite awhile (I’ve found it rec’d a few time but never found a working link). It wasn’t until I was skimming through the comments seeing if anyone said anything special about any one story in the list, that I realised that you were still updating this and could actually ask about the story. Wow lengthy explanation for you.
You’re quite welcome. Yes, I’m still updating, though I’m woefully behind. (Two months since the last time – shame on me.)
If you’re looking for something special, read the A Farm in Iowa series by sheafrotherdon and others, or the Fair Trade series by esteefee, or The Friendly Detective and the Woobie Widower by elayna, or The Princess Crack by squidgie & me.
Thank you for the recs! I’m looking forward to trying them out(after I’ve gotten 4 rows of beans picked, cleaned, and frozen). I checked out the links (Kind of a form of self-torture when I know I’m not going to get to read them for a couple of days) I’m dying to check out your The Princess Crack though! I loved The Princess Bride and thought of Buttercup Rodney just makes me laugh!
O Little Town, by Toft. The summary: “When burned-out businessman Rodney McKay meets farmhand and itinerant actor John Sheppard in 19th century rural Holland, Christmas miracles ensue.”
Thanks for the story! I’ve put it in with the next batch to be added.
Once Upon a (Prescription) Mattress, by that_which
Sheppard is captain of the guard, McKay is a prince
Thanks, that was fabulous! It’s in the batch to be added next.
Since there seems to be a merman fic up on the list and the story ends with Sheppard staying human: Hidden Depths, by lamardeuse. Sheppard’s a merman, McKay is his canon self.
Thanks! I’ll add it to the ever-growing pile of stuff to add. (I’m working full time again, so I’m falling behind.)
I just discovered The Four Quarters
Bootleg: The Best of the Puddlejumpers – 3,872 (available by email upon request)– I am requesting;)
Thank you
Keep an eye out – it’s in the ether!
Thank you and just to let you know again — you are appreciated.
You’re very welcome. I’m just glad people are still reading it all.
I just recently started reading SGA fic and this site is fabulous! Some of my absolute favorite stories come from here. Am curious if I could get a couple of stories mentioned…Push/Pull and John’s bar ones. Thanks for all your work on this!
They’re on the way! The subject line is “Push/Pull & John’s Bar stories”, so keep an eye open for it in your spam folder. Enjoy!
Just found this list, and it’s great.
Can you please send me the Push/Pull story, and the John’s Bar story too?
Thanks sooooooo much!
Just sent them, with a subject line of “Push/Pull & John’s Bar”, so be sure to check your spam filter.
Thought I’d motivate you by sending you a new link;)
The Undocumented Hazards of Ping-Pong by czarina_kathryn
http://archiveofourown.org/works/519054
3956 words college student/college student
cute;)
Holy cow!! I was sure I’d replied to this one. WRONG!!! Sorry ’bout that.
Thanks for the link – I’m claiming I got caught up in the cute of the story.
Nice attempt at motivation, btw. I think the list is on hold until I’m done with my current temp job – this getting up at the ass-crack of dawn is dragging me down!
I hear you;P
When It All Ends, We’ll Write Our History in the Sky by calcitrix, gblvr.
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/529080/chapters/937369
Words: 62380
In this magical AU fic, John is a prince. I am not sure what job description to give Rodny.
Thanks! I’ll add it to the ever-growing stack of stories to add when my temp job ends.
That stack of fic that you probably have to add to this list has to be pretty large by now. I’m sorry to say that I’m adding another on to the pile.
Customer/Mattress Saleman = Barn Doors and Junk Galore by tarie – 921
http://archiveofourown.org/works/537215
a) You are NOT sorry. I can tell.
b) I’m not sorry either.
c) Thanks! \o/
The Days of Miracle and Wonder, by sabinelagrand
Word Count: 4619
Sheppard is a sci-fi writer, Rodney is himself.
Also, since everyone else seems to be asking, could I have a copy of John’s Bar and/or Push/Pull? Thank you.
Ghost Chasers: Exposed!, by sabinelagrand
Words: 2456
Everyone’s a ghost hunter.
Thanks for the rec, but, very sneakily, it’s not McShep. Radek and John are together in this one, despite the suspicions of many of the show’s fans.
I enjoyed reading it anyway – thanks again.
Thanks for the story – it’s really cute. I’ll add it to the Half-canon list. And perfect timing, since that’s what I’m doing today.
The stories are on their way, with a subject line of “John’s Bar & Push/Pull”, so check your junk mail folder.
Thank you kindly.
+++Like a Silver Chain, Entwined by sholio – 4,837
Really? Definitely not a McShep story, not even pre-slash. Are you including gen?
Only if it’s an AU of Vegas. That’s why I included the parenthetical warning at the top of the list: Vegas AUs are all under vVv. (ps. some of them are gen)
Do you think I should repeat it at the beginning of the Vegas ‘verse stories?
Ah, I see now. Maybe it would help to repeat it there.
I’m tricksy…I already put it there, too.
Hi
Love this list and have made lots of great discovery’s here. I’m often stuck in bed so SGA fic is my godsend! Just wondering if I could get copies of Push/Pull and John’s Bar?
Thanks for this excellent list
Thanks! The stories have been sent, with the subject line of “Push/Pull and John’s Bar”.
You’re quite welcome. I have fun doing it.
Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Everything But Love by cottontail – 24,200
The link leads to an access denied page. I tried to PM the author to see why the access level was changed but got no response.
Damn, but I hate when that happens. I’ll apply to my sooperseekrit resource (aka danceswithgary) and see if it’s available for email.
Thanks for letting me know, and sorry about the delay in replying (I hallucinated that I had already – der!).
Bodyguard/Billionaire = Office Space and Other Tools of the Villainous Plot by refracting – 1,960 (available by email upon request)
Who do you ask?
You just asked her.
Check your junk mail. The subject line is “Office Space and Other Tools of the Villainous Plot by refracting”.
Thank you, I have it. Also I tried to answer with a link to the stories on her site 2 times but it never showed up? The link you have just doesn’t work but I have one that does.
Joya says:
March 19, 2013 at 17:02
Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Everything But Love by cottontail – 24,200
That’s weird, that the comment didn’t show. What’s the link you have? I can switch it for the borked one easily enough.
Actually, I managed to go find it on my own. It’s weird that it’s on her LJ twice, once locked and once not. Hmm.
Anyway, the link works now. Thanks for letting me know there was a good one to be had.
I think the locked entry is for the master/index list for the fic, which also included the author note for the fic.
I do wonder though why that entry would become f-locked, yet the fic itself remains accessible.
Hi! I’m aware that replies here are mostly about adding fics, but I’m desperate! I’m looking for a fic where Rodney has always been a girl and gets married to John in Las Vegas, while they both were drunk. They meet some time later to make things up. I’d be very grateful if anyone could give me a title or link to this story. Thank you.
I’m terrible at that sort of thing. Have you tried the sgastoryfinders community? Here’s the address:
http://sgastoryfinders.livejournal.com/
Hi, I’m going through the longer stories in this list. Can I get a copy of Push/Pull?
Thanks so much for putting this all together. I’m really enjoying some of these.
The stories are on their way, in an email whose subject line is:
Push & Pull by Jane Elliott
You’re very welcome – I’m just glad people are still enjoying the list.