So, anonymoouse has a huge AU McShep list (~180) in Word format. I (lazy) tired of cutting & pasting, so I gathered them here, and made links. Along for the ride: stories suggested by sgagenrefinders sheafrotherdon, altyronsmaker, danceswithgary, aqualegia, flyakate, hyperfocused, valiree, toft_froggy, ariadne83, rheanna27, bironic, danceswithgary again (now 139!!), sga_santa, sgafan33, goddess47 (who steered me towards Crossroads), pollitt, lavvyan, ratcreature, whose Recs List I shamelessly plundered in search of McShep, SGA Big Bang, elaran’s rec list, anonymoouse!, skaredykat, skinscript, almostnever, jane_connor, mecurtin, omg_wtf_yeah, the sgareversebang, the AU filter on AOOO, Connor, lina, sga_santa, wonapalei, Shibela, meander, and Joya. And entropy_house and Joya have sussed out 13 dead links and two new chapters (& 2 typos) for me (so far)! Phew! That’s a lot of good help!
Latest additions
~~~ week starting 11-16-11 (3)
@@@ week starting 3-11-12 (20)
^^^ week starting 5-15-12 (26)
Currently: 986 entries
Alphabetical by John’s job.*
*All pilots (except ‘ex-pilots’) are now found under ‘pilot’, with the sub-type in parentheses.
Sequel/backstory/companion pieces can be found just under the original entry.
‘Verses (where all entries are listed) are separated by a blank line above and below.
Vegas AUs are all under vVv. (ps. some of them are gen)
(Also? If I could make one request fandom-wide, it would be for a word count on every fic.)
John’s job/Rodney’s job – link – word count
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2nd grade teacher/College professor = Elementary!verse by flyakate (links to the series page) – 8 stories to date; 9,739
3-day eventer/Trainer = Know How to Fall by Auburn – 84,044
7-11 day manager/7-11 night manager = Critical Mass by esteefee – 463
–Sequel: A Visit From the Home Office – 1,529
7-year-old –> husband/6-year-old –> physicist = Quantum Entanglements by reddwarfer – 13,000
–Sequel: Index Cards (and things written in the margins) – 592
aAa
Academic/Gangster’s moll – The Big Gay History of the World by Rachael Sabotini - 22,834
Academic/Professor = Vindaloo by femmequixotic – 886
Accounting firm president/Accountant = [shift] Reality by gblvr – 12,519
–Cut scene: AU Scene – 487
–Remix: Reality Organization by ekaterinn – 3,172
–Remix 2: Shifting Reality (Best Imitation of Myself Remix) by kyuuketsukirui – 1,200
Actor/Actor = You’re Cool, I’m Fine by gblvr – 2,920
Actor/Agent = Idol by trinityofone – 3,550
Actor/Auditor = Taxed Return by runaroundkid – 15,152
Actor/Psychic to the Stars = Star-Maker by darkhavens – 883
Actor/Reseacher = The Tangler and the Hunter by elayna88 – 31,000
Actor/Scriptwriter = He Got a TV Eye on Me by seikaitsukimizu – 9,300
Actor/Partner = Private Life ‘verse by darkmoore – (links to series page)
Advertising exec/Tax software geek = Marriage of Inconvenience by Kat Reitz and Tzigane – 54,210 (please note the warnings)
Aerialist/Circus manager = Biggest Ever Sky by halowrites and lilysaid – 10,829
Aerialist/Clown = 5 Lives John and Rodney Never Led by chelle – 541
Aerialist/Steampunk scientist – The Long Engagement by omg! wtf? yeah. - 51,222
Aeronautical design company CEO/Barista & TA = Breakfast Bite by Istar – 9,373
Aeronautical design company executive/Astrophysicist = The Convenient Husband Part 1 by mz_bstone – 6,434
–Part 2 – 5,983
Aeronautical engineer/Professor = How There Was A Giant Conspiracy To Kidnap Rodney And Possibly Even Torture Him, or, The Chase by chaletian – 6,044
Aeronautics executive/Engineer = Objects in the Rear View Mirror by silverraven11 – 18,000
Aerospace engineer/Sci-fi writer = Flying Blind by domthenight and nudaydreamer – 2,228
Aesthetician/Astrophysicist = Creamy Gay Facials by bitter-crimson – 3,448
–Sequel: More Creamy Gay Facials – 1,090
Agent/Musician = Spellbound by forcryinoutloud – 500
Airplane collector/Tollbooth worker = While You Were Sleeping Redux by lavvyan – 25,788
^^^Airplane designer/Airplane designer = The One Where John Adopted Susan and Claire series by velocitygrass – 10,482
Airplane designer/Bartender = For Better or Worse by crownglass39 – 38,000
Airplane designer/Engineer = Company Men by mahoy – 2,249
Alien/Musician = Starcrossed by lavvyan – 3,100
Alien/Physicist = A Physicist of Earth by OtherCat – 2,484
Alien/Scientist = The Ways of Earthlings by lamardeuse – 1,189
@@@Alteran/Alteran = Reliance Week by sherrold – 2,183
Alteran/farmhand = Beauty by blinkiesays – 3,816
Ambulance driver/Doctor = Ambulance by rosemending – 1,600 (working link needed)
Amnesiac/Neurologist = Doctor/Patience Confidence by custardpringle – 15,642
Ancient/Merman = Under the Sea by lavvyan – 952
Angel/Angelico = Archangel by czarinakathryn – 11,938
Angel/Demon = Before It All Went Pear-Shaped by teh_helenables – 2,000
Angel/Devil = Says One to the Other by unamaga – 514
Angel/Scientist = Detour to Bethlehem by danceswithgary – 3,345
Animal trainer/Movie producer = Picture… Perfect by X_V – 1,406
Anti-globalisation protester/A-GP = The One Where They Are Anti-globalisation Protesters by sapote3 – 8,200
Apocalypse survivor/ Apocalypse survivor = The Hard Prayer by rheanna27 – 30,500
Ariel/Prospero = Rodney’s Tempest by RosiePaw – 3,469
Art dealer/Art conservator = Domesticity Is Not an Art Form by chiasmus – 790
Assassin/Scientist = The Arizona Project ‘verse by seperis
Arizona – 12,688
Puerto Vallarta – 6,424
Mexico City 10,419
Assassin/Witch = High Stakes ‘verse by lavvyan
High Stakes – 4,363
Flying High – 351
Low Probability – 3,618
Assistant/Kids’ science show host = Dr. Rodney’s Science Corner by runpunkun – 254 (scroll down to #4)
–Companion: Catalysis for Dummies by crysothemis – 2,000
–Remix: Steady State by thedeadparrot – 1,724
Assistant/Magician = A Kind of Magic by 2of7 – 8,499
Astronaut/Astronaut = One small step by forcryingoutloud – 172
Astronaut/Flight Director = A Rough Road Leads to the Stars by Freyja – 7,177
Auction-goer/Bachelor auction item = Prince Charming by coreopsis – 7,272
Author/Military – N.O.R.W.I.C.H. by tzigane and Kat Reitz – 114,000
Author/Scientist = Till It Shines (The Secret Life of Rodney McKay) by wesleysgirl – 16,000
Aviator/Scientist = A New History ‘verse by sheafrotherdon
1) A new history of Captain John Sheppard, HM Aerial Corps, and M. Rodney McKay, Esq., FRS, with the Captains Emmagan and Dex, late of the West Indies, composed from a great number of actual surveys; and other materials regulated by many new scientifick observations of their Affections and Masculine Virtues. Drawn up from the Journals which were kept by the several Commanders, And from the Papers of M. Rodney McKay, Esq., FRS; In One Volume, written by A Lady of Quality. – 15,908
2) A Supplement to the Second Edition, or, A Treatise on Those Matters Left Undiscussed by Locke et al, That In a State of Better Nature We Might Own: A Further History and More Civil Contract, Drawn from the Papers of M. Rodney McKay, Esq., FRS., and written In A Fashion, By His Own Hand. – 2,300
3) Sleeping – 510
bBb
Bait/Laptop genius = Tribulation by micehell – 3,988
Baker/Astrophysicist & engineer = The Foster’s Bakery ‘verse by almostnever (Cesare) & anatsuno
A Place on the Corner by anatsuno & almostnever – 8,600
Independence Day by anatsuno & almostnever (missing scene from A Place on the Corner) – 1,821
Remembrance Day by anatsuno & almostnever – 3,200
Pear & Gorgonzola by almostnever & anatsuno – 3,300
Clementine Tarts by almostnever – 4,462
Whiskey Cupcakes by almostnever & anatsuno – 5,600
Wine Therapy by anatsuno & almostnever – 21,347
Yeast by almostnever – 1,500
Natural Harvest by almostnever – 1,600
Marjarom by almostnever – 100
Coffee by almostnever – 361
Honey – 1,804
Crackerfic by almostnever – 913
Beer & Popcorn by almostnever – 4,749
Essentials by almostnever & anatsuno – 1,800
–AU of A Place on the Corner – In a Place by almostnever – 1,050
Work (2 drabbles by almostnever, 2 by teenygozer and 1 by ldyanne – scroll down) – 500 total
Baker/Food critic = The Sweetest Thing by corinna – 4,000
Ballet dancer/Ballet master = The Company by chimosa – 2,383
Bank robber/Bank customer = Abilene by nilahasi – 1,450
Barista/Barista = The One Where John and Rodney Work at Starbucks by Punk and Sab – 949
Barista/Programmer = The Perfect Cappuccino by Rachael Sabotini – 2,214
Barista/Scientist = Press Down Onto the Earth by teh_helenables – 800
Barista/Scientist = Where the Brave Dare Not Go by Telesilla – 18,000
Bar Owner/Businessman = Explosions by laytoncolt – 14,700
Bar owner/Columnist = Wayward Youth by facetofcathy – 877
Barman/Chef = Restaurant au by linaerys
Bartender/Computer programmer = All You Can Squeeze From a Lemon by mckays-girl – 12,204
Bartender/Scientist = Santa in a Stetson by kho – 17,000
Bear/Baby by fairy = Fairly Stupid Tale by MrsHamill – 13,755
Beast/Scientist = Unconventional Beauty by jane-elliot – 30,400
Beauty/Beast = Beauty and the Beast by The Lady of the Shadows – 5,000
Beekeeper/Chef = Moosebutt Honey ‘verse by dogeared, crysothemis, & sheafrotherdon (link goes to tag page)
Best man/Guest = Stellar by gblvr – 3,900
Bike messenger/Office worker = Be My Yoko Ono by kashmir1 – 9,000
^^^Black ops/Engineer & Astrophysicist = All These Things That I’ve Done by tzzzz – 9,504
Blood Bank Worker/Composer = It’s What You Don’t See by Telesilla – 8,500
–Remix: It’s What You Hear by argosy – 7,700
Bodyguard/Billionaire = Never Wanted to Dance (With Nobody but You) by liketheriverrun – 18,790
Bodyguard/Billionaire = Office Space and Other Tools of the Villainous Plot by refracting – 1,960
Bodyguard/Librarian = I Don’t Do Floors (The Rest is Negotiable) – 15,400
Bodyguard (Oddjobber)/SGC Physicist = The Protection Racket by kormantic – 14,000
Bodyguard/Scientist = Always Sleep With My Guns by fiercelydreamed – 2,300
Bookkeeper/Businessman = Moonstruck by goddess47 – 6,900
Bookkeeper/Carnival mechanic = Cotton Candy by Jackie brown – 2,500
Bowler/Bowler = Strike by snowglobe – 1,900
Boyfriend/Jealous boyfriend = Those Green Eyes by jaekayelle – 631
Boyfriend/Rock star = AU!verses by mystic – 13,176
Boy toy/Scientist = My Boss the Boy Toy by nixa jane – 2,518
–Part Two – 1,490
Bull/Bull = Happy Cows Come From Pegasus Pastures by cottontail – 899
Businessman/Astrophysicist = The Innocent’s Dark Seduction by goddess47 – 10,124
Businessman/Businessman = Suddenly You’re Mine by forcryinoutloud – 15,029
Businessman/Businessman = A Yellow Wood by tigerlady – 2,000
Businessman/Scientist = Untitled by hestia_lacey – 3,500
Businessman/Secretary = A Regency Tale by graceandfire – 60,366
Butler/Rodney = Necessary Things by cupidsbow – 2,387
cCc
@@@Canon!John/Protocol expert = On Behaving by elayna – 3,384
Captain/Mechanic = The Message by nolonger19 – 2,200
–Sequel: The Other Message – 683
Captain/Physicist = The Prisoner of Zenda by eotu – 30,665
Caterer/CEO & inventor = The Proposition by jane-elliot – 62,000
–Sequel: The Proposition 2: The Proposal – 26,649
Cattle drover/Australia biologist = A Blue True Dream of Sky by isilya – 8,739
Cavalry officer/Inventor = The Last of Summer by Luthien – 624
CEO/Assistant = Beau of the Ball by velocitygrass – 7,092
CEO/Scientist = A Boyfriend For Christmas by scribblinlenore – 19,600
CEO/Scientist = The Single Dad and the Tycoon by tarlanx – 9,560
Chef/Chef = Hot off the Grill by melagan – 3,125
Chef/Chef = Top Chef, Full-on SGA Style by crimsonclad – 2,500
Chef/Executive = Irresistible by feline-feral – 10,488
Chef/Writer = New Shores by velocitygrass – 42,312
Chief of staff/Library of Congress librarian = In Which Tibet Features (sort of) by 9zanite – 10,569
Chief of Staff/Researcher = HQ800, or Single in the Capital by oriolegirl – 4,176
Chief toy tester/Head elf = A Merry McShep Christmas by suki_blue – 3,442
Chocolatier/Physicist = Kiss Your Sassafrass by perspi – 1,150
Cinderella/Imaginary friend = Whatever You Wish For by skoosiepants – 12,000
Cinderella/Prince Snarking = Coming True by kassrachel – 4,730
Client/P.I. = A Face That Nobody Knows by aesc – 44,136
Client/P.I. = Joining With the Jackal Pack by fiercelydreamed – 9,500
Coach/Teacher = Einstein by tigs – 1,847
Coach/Teacher = Not Like Years Ago by kyuuketsukirui – 824
Code monkey/Code monkey = The One Where They’re Code Monkeys by siriaeve – 1,590
Coffee shop owner/Coffee shop worker = Help Wanted by suzvoy – 2,558
Coffee roaster/Science exhibit designer = Fair Trade ‘verse by
Fair Trade – 18,000
Moebius – 35,000
The Walk by squidgie – 317 (Ronon/Sandi)
On a Bad Day – 2,558
Old and New – 1,175
Infinity Cubed – 3,202
Fairly Competent – 201
Beginnings – 4,000
A Smarter Tradition – 1,220
Chess Game – 263
Bean by Bean – 884
Wind Arrow – 14,490
First Storm – 304
Quake! – 663
Blue Angels – 100
Collector of magical water (what?)/ Inventor = The End of the World As We Know It by lavvyan – 3,594
College Newspaper Editor/Gay Dear Abby = Not Exactly Rocket Science by apple_pi – 9,320
College student/College student = The Application of Practical Physics by Siria – 1,466
College student/College student = Close Quarters by kisahawklin – 1,485
College student/College student = Feels Like Home by elandrialore – 3,522
College student/College student = Preferences by mezzo_caminn – 1,224
College student/Hotel receptionist = Hotel California by rock_mafia – 1,940
College Student/Roommate = How to Have a Relationship Without Even Trying by ladycat777 – 7,654
–Dark version: Spiral by ladycat777 – 2,000
College student/Roommate = Making Friends and Influencing People by immoralilly – 6,224
College Student/Roommate = Roommate Troubles by zabbers – 3,000
College student/Tutor = Except For a Few Small Bruises by justbreathe80 – 15,000
Colonel/Scientist = Little By Little To the Truth; or, a Narrative of the Atlantis Expedition by Telesilla – 5,737
Colonist/Colonist = A Theory of Chromatic Acculturation by OtherCat – 1,395
Community organizer/Photographer = Depth of Field by lamardeuse – 19,873
Composer/Author = Quiet on the Set by fractalreality – 1,364
Congressional page/Congressional page = McKay and Sheppard The Congressional Pages Story (without the sleazy perverted Congressman) by tex – 1,514
Conman/Conman = The Best Things in Life are Free by kajikia – 3,800
Conman/Tech expert = Hustle by zinnith – 14,700
Construction/Chef = Of Tarot Cards and Table Settings by kisahawklin – 10,300
–Prequel: All Hallow’s Eve – 4,796
Construction/Professor = Restoration Hardware ‘verse by aesc – 17,400
^^^Construction worker/Canon!Rodney = Construction Work by neery – 2,000
Cop/Bounty hunter = Life in Little Canada by nixajane – 15,499
Cop/Hacker = Live Free or Die Hard by sian1359 – 44,000
Cowboy/Astrophysicist = Down on the Ranch by foggynite – 17,000
Cowboy/Ex-Bostonian = Peace and Quiet by Elandria Lore – 1,016
Cowboy/Scientist = A.T. Lantis Corral by forcryinoutloud – 7,724
Creature/Mage = The Sacrificial Mage by taste_is_sweet – 65,000
Cupid/Mortal = With This Arrow by bipagan – 1,000
Cupid/Psyche = An Old Story by aesc – 8,167
Customer/Cell phone repairman = Can You Hear Me Now by nakedwesley – 2,162
Customer/Inventor = McKay’s Mechanical Marvels by lavvyan – 1,020
Cyclist/Trainer = le maillot jaune by someinstant – 1,117
dDd
Dance Instructor/Professor = Strictly Ballroom by roaringmice – 8,892
Dance Instructor/Professor = Waltz, Tango, Foxtrot by out_there – 10,738
Dancer/Dancer = La Vie En Rose by indybaggins – 3,220
Dancer/Pianist = The Pegasus Academy of Fine Arts by seigeofangels – 1,000
Decorator(elf)/Grinch = Jingle Wings by forcryinoutloud – 5,391
Delivery guy/Vet = Lucky’s Hitlist by fathomlessspite – 4,311
Demolition expert/Consultant = Sheppard Demolitions: We Blow Sh*t Up by yin-again – 5,778
Demon/Angel = The Bang and the Clatter by trinityofone – 2,125
Demon Hunter/Demon Hunter = A Year in the Life by ignipes – 3,268
Deputy Communications Director/Deputy Chief of Staff = Woot Canal by siriaeve – 1,500
Designer/Designer = John Sheppard’s Guide to Surviving Project Runway by sheafrotherdon – 7,265
Detective/CSI = It’s Not at All Like the TV Says by melonbutterfly – 899
Detective/CSI = Wrapped in a Red Ribbon by auburn – 23,963
Detective/Criminologist – The Pegasus Device by liketheriverrun – 41,000
Detective/Detective = The Dark Side of the Task Force by reddwarfer – 9,700
Detective/Detective = Endgame by maverick – 10,000
Detective/Detective = Six Years at the BPD by omg! wtf? yeah. - 500 (pre-slash) (Perhaps we can persuade her to write the next act? Let’s try, shall we?)
Detective/Forensic scientist = Through to Sunrise by dogeared – 1,871
Detective/Musician = The ‘R’ Word by Orthain &a Rina – 57,398
–Sequel: The ‘M’ Word by Orthain & Rina – 16,452
Detective/Physicist = Haunted by azurelupis – 28,735
Detective/Physicist = Woobie!verse by elayna
The Neighborly Detective and the Tragic Woobie Widower – 49,000
A Promise Made – 828
A Perfect Happiness – 2,134
Facts of Life – 3,429
A Woobie Conversation – 596
Surprises – 13,638
Drawing a Line – 1,775
Watching the Parade Go By – 394
Detective/Professor = A Victorian Ghost Story by anyanka_eg – 4,483
Detective/Scientist = Days of the Week or The Tango Rodney by clockstopper – 3,900
Detective/Scientist – Disengage by teh_helenables – 1,100
Detective/Sorceror – Beginnings ‘verse by Neo_Star0114
Beginnings – 2,050
Believe – 26,072
Learning – 19,813
Detective/Tech expert = Following the Lead by velocitygrass – 17,238
Doctor/Astrophysicist = Better Than by seiyaharris – 4,800
^^^Doctor/Canon!Rodney = Life Less Ordinary by icantfollow – 9,027 (link goes to series page)
Doctor/Doctor = Little Victories by apple_pi – 735
Doctor/Doctor = Plus Ça Change by toomuchplor – 1,100
–Sequel: Living Will – 700
Doctor/Gate team member= Light Duty by yin_again – 1,213
Doctor/Military = Welcome to Atlantis by lillyjk – 2,091
Doctoral Candidate/Aerospace Consultant – Mathematician by elementalv – 4,300
Dog musher/Veterinarian = Happy Trails by padfootthegrim – 20,004
Dog Sheppard/Cat McKay = Cats and Dogs by mystic – 2,564
Dog walker/Doctor of physics = Walk This Way ‘verse by yin-again
Walk This Way – 7,079
Pretty Persuasion – 298
Flying Weekend – 544
Lateral Stability – 4,720
Small Packages – 147
Undercover – 102
A Grave Undertaking – 916
Changes – 906
Dom/Sub = The Spaces Inside by lavvyan – 8,078
Drag queen/drag queen = Puddlejumper, Queen of the Desert, by siriaeve – 5,000
Dragon/Journeyman smith = On the Wings of Imagination by X-parrot – 3,779
–Sequel: With Healing in his Wings – 6,940
Dragonrider/Dragonrider = Catch Me as I Fall by codemonkey – 7,298
Dragonrider/Dragonrider = Dragonlord by Icarus – 86,701
Dragonrider/Healer = Acceptance by macx – 21,228
(new link) Dragonrider/Mage = The Mark of the Dragon by FlitterFlutterFly – 5,492
Driver & novice actor/Actor = East Bound and Down by elayna88 – WIP (link goes to tag page)
–Part 13 (not linked from part 12)
–Part 14 (not linked from part 13)
–Part 15 (not linked from part 14)
Driver/Car designer = Life in the Fast Lane by ldyanne – 16,166
Driver/Mechanic = Fireball ‘verse by celli lane
Fireball – 27,350
Wrecks – 2,200
3 Fireball deleted scenes – 1,754
Driver/Pit mechanic = Stick Shift by ras elased – 4,020
Druggie/Supplier = Station by ladyflowdi – 1,084
Drugstore clerk/Drugstore clerk = Building Bombs by busaikko – 11,451
Drummer/Guitarist = Everything Else is Secondary by skoosiepants – 5,474
Duke/Lady = To Marry a Duke by saldemonium and yarnaddict – 10,036
eEe
Ecdysiast/Groom-elect = Ecdysiast by forcryinoutloud – 1,949
Editor-Assistant-Cook-Husband/Author = Sign by pollitt – 1,138
^^^Educator/Educator = Violating the Prime Directive by DJIN7 & Reddwarfer – 10,495
Electrician/Plumber – Wrench by Toft – 2,179
Elf/Elf = Elf (or It’s a Wonderful Elf Life) by siria – 960
Elf/Prince = Le Beau En Stasis by Rachael Sabotini – 2,570
Elf?/Shopper = Jingle Wings by forcryinoutloud – 5,393
Emergency responder/Volcanologist = Volcano by shrift – 8,800
Energy company exec/Dot-com millionaire = Workin’ Men (Somewhere To Go) by nolonger19 – 7,700
Engineer/Air force = War Stories ‘verse by busaikko
How to Win a War – 2,710
War Stories – 8,400
Tales From the Front – 930
Details of the War – 3,827
Once in a Lifetime – 5,400
every house is incompleat – 1,400
Engineer/Egyptologist – The Alexandrian Tablet by giogio – 60,000+ (goes to a list of chapter links)
Engineer/Professor = Prove Your Hypothesis Right by secrethappiness – 5,192
Engineer/Scientist = Dinner Party by Allyndra – 3,300
–Sequel: Dinner Party: Part 2 – 1,768
Engineer/Scientist = Prolegomenon by forcryinoutloud – 4,088
Escaped subject/Researcher = Hegira by kellifer_fic – 23,478
Evil overlord/Rodney = Evil Overlord Sheppard by graceandfire – 15,450
Ex-convict personal assistant/Composer = Counterpoint ‘verse by nestra
Counterpoint – 5,311
Cadence – 1,382
Continuo – 2,168
Caesura – 2,886
Ex-military/Author = Grounded by velocitygrass – 20,471
Ex-military/Professor = Eat Your Vegetables by siria – 1,186
Ex-military/Scientist = Moving Day by altyronsmaker – 968
–Sequel: Handy Man – 460
Ex-military/Scientist = The Observer by elayna88 – 12,500
^^^Ex-military/Scientist = The Temptation of Adam byrhiannonhero – 9,071
Ex-navy/Scholar = Escapade by Siria – 2,219
^^^Ex-pilot/Merman? = The Lonely Sea by Tarlan – 26,732
Ex-pilot/Astrophysicist = A Stop at Willoughby by danceswithgary – 33,642
Ex-pilot/Author = Entangled Particles ‘verse (tag page) by zinnith & the_cephalopod – 131,000
Ex-pilot/Author – Slipped Past by Freyja – 2,216
Ex-pilot/Barista = Coffee and Sarcasm by piratepurple – 2,785
Ex-pilot/Boyfriend = Surrogate Father by hackthis – 1,464
@@@Ex-pilot/Brothel owner = A Fate So Sweet by Telesilla – 13,730
^^^–Sequel: I Have Made My Choice – 2,214
Ex-pilot/Businessman = Heaven Is A Place On Earth by moodymuse19 – 24,200
Ex-pilot/Businessman = Ring Out, Wild Bells by skoosiepants – 6,800
Ex-pilot/Canon!Rodney = Chance of a Lifetime by ca_pierson = 16,854
Ex-pilot/Canon!Rodney = Without Love by lamardeuse – 21,827
Ex-pilot/Cat whisperer = The Cat Whisperer by ForCryinOutLoud – 16,217
Ex-pilot/Collector = Socks and Keys and Stuff (and John) by lavvyan - 1,502
Ex-pilot/Concert pianist = Solitary man by Bluespirit – 42,274
^^^Ex-pilot/Engineer = A Big Day by mific – 1205
@@@Ex-pilot/Ex-civilian contractor = Welcome to the Darkside by Mystic – 30,606
Ex-pilot/FBI agent = Lean on Me by elayna88 – 14,842
Ex-pilot(in prison)/Inventor = How the Gallows Smile by lifesscar – 17,617
–Part 2
Ex-pilot/Maze designer = Not Without a Plan by argosy – 20,700
Ex-pilot/Physicist = Blink by lavvyan – 4,884
Ex-pilot/Physicist = Hostage by danvers – 9,900
Ex-pilot/physicist – Jungle Fever by cupidsbow – 8,900
~~~Ex-pilot/Physicist = Push/Pull by Jane Elliot – 66,532
(New link — both stories are now on one page.)
Ex-pilot/Rodney – Taking the B Train by ldyanne – 19,572
Ex-pilot/Scientist = Liminal by viva_gloria – 56,700
Ex-pilot/Scientist = Live Life Ordinary by lavvyan – 4,587
Ex-pilot/Scientist = Of Cold Making Warmth by Siria – 3,707
Ex-pilot/Scientist = One and All by aesc – 6,730
–Sequel: Playing the Body -1,435
Ex-pilot/Teacher = Sky Full Of by rageprufrock – 31,400
Ex-pilot grocery owner/Professor = A Supermarket in California by taffetablue – 7,603
–Coda: City Hall – 291
Ex-pilot kennel minion/Vet = It’s All Your Fault Radek, You Meddling Bastard by fawksielady_ed – 65,529
Ex-pilot radio host/Scientist = Alaska to Florida – - the Long Journey of Finding Yourself by velocitygrass – 29,153
Ex-pilot scientist/SGC Scientist – Blast From the Past by pollitt – 4,100
–Companion: Wake Up Call – 1,200
Ex-pilot Soap Opera Actor/Soap Opera Actor-Writer = Daytime Drama by hyperfocused – 10,000
–Sequel: Zestful – 1,000
Ex-pilot trophy husband/Physicist = Rules of Engagement by velocitygrass – 22,950
^^^Ex-pilot US Marshal/Astrophysicist = Safe Surrender by zoemathemata – 42,526
Ex-soldier/Composer & pianist = Double Escapement by viva_gloria – 7,288
Ex-soldier/Inventor = The Road to Nowhere by le-mot-mo – 16,885
Ex-soldier/Physicist hacker = abriter quelqu’un by melonbutterfly – 2,071
Executive producer/Writer = Winding Up by elandrialore – 1,000
fFf
Fairy Prince/Rodney = Fair by minnow1212 – 18,500
Fairy Prince/Thumbling = Thumbling Down by lavvyan – 1,684
Faith Healer/Canon!Rodney = Faith Healing by aesc – 11,300
Falconer/Physicist = Falconry for Beginners by bluflamingo – 3,622
Fallen angel/angel = Grace, Too by perspi – 1,371
Farmer & handyman/Physicist = A Farm in Iowa ‘verse by sheafrotherdon, dogeared, aesc, esteefee, and siriaeve (with contributions from most of fandom, it seems 
)
FBI agent/Detective = Impossible Choices by zibal_01 – 5,400
FBI agent/FBI agent = The Truth Is Out There, And So Are Those Life-Sucking Green Things – 2,500
FBI agent/Pianist – The Real McCoy by danvers – 10,292
FBI agent/Physicist – Hindsight ‘verse by rageprufrock
Hindsight – 23,577
More Than – 4,085
Personal Item – 4,464
FBI agent/Scientist – Gift Horse by Miss Pamela – 7,500
FBI agent/Surveillance expert = The Rules of Attraction by seperis – 43,605 (caution: WIP)
Fed/Forensic anthropologist = Joyeux Noël by icantfollow – 1,300
Festivalgoer/Musician = Glastonbury ’87 – ’07 by rasah – 9,600
Figure skater/Coach = Out of Bounds by icarus – 216,151
Figure skater/Curler = Broomstacking by scriptory – 2,186
Figure skater/Hockey player = Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada (2010) by sardonicsmiley – 6,451
^^^Financier/Scientist = Slept too Long by fawkesielady – 22,969
Fireman/fire victim = Fight Fire With by elandrialore – 2,233
Fireman/Physics researcher = By the End of April by lavvyan – 10,200
–Sequel: August Blaze – 2,200
Fisherman/Chef = Romance at the Roadkill Grill by lamardeuse – 22,349
–Drabble: Pie by dogeared – 100
Fisherman/Fisherman = Mayday by seekergeek – 4,579
^^^Flight instructor/Professor = Austin ‘verse by Bluespirit – 4,200 (link goes to series page)
Florist/Florist = War of the Silver Birch by kat reitz and tzigane – 8,015
Football coach/Teacher – Open Your Eyes by nightvision – 27,000
Fratboy/Grad student = Under the Sea by shalott – 4,420
Friend/Oblivious = Death by Chocolate by forcryinoutloud – 2,633
Frog/Prince = The Frog Prince by neevebrody – 3,698
Fry cook/College teacher = Out of the Frying Pan by kisahawklin – 18,497
–Sequel: Into the Fire – 1,973
^^^Fugitive/Engineer = Freedom’s Choice by ladysorka – 19,363
gGg
~~~Garbageman/Canon!Rodney = Citrus Hill ‘verse – by elderwitty and squidgie
Genie/Physicist = 1,001 Nights Aren’t Enough by lavvyan – 1,983
Gentleman rescuer/Kidnap victim – A Dangerous Desire by Janne – 49,772
Ghost/Ghost = Heaven on Their Minds – 1,762
Ghost hunter/Talk show host = Fearless, Mindless Fancy by Giddy – 4,376
Gigolo/Pimp = To Pimp or Not to Pimp by le_mot_mo – 2,051
Girl scout cookie/Girl scout cookie = The Epic Tale of John and Rodney, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love by bittercrimson – 1,250 (plus images)
Gladiator/Senator – Morituri te Salutant by ras_elased – 23,000
Golfer/Journalist = Holding up a 1-Iron by sparrowhawk17 – 9,661
Grad student/Grad student = The First Circle by aesc – 950
Grad student/Grad student = Maximum Blonde by omg_wtf_yeah – 21,288
Groom-elect/Spy (worst ever) = Tomorrow Might Be a Good Day by kHo – 2,719
Guide/Sentinel = Imperfections: John and Rodney by Dasha - 36,328
Guide/Sentinel = Like Strawberries in Summer by darkmoore – 34,904
Guide/Sentinel – Sentinel 101 by Orithain and Rina – 163,831 (links to series page)
Guitar store owner/Selmelier = Hard Sel by aesc – 3,400
–Sequel: A Day of Salt and Newspapers – 2,960
Gym owner/Astrophysicist – Interstellar Penetration by maudlinrose – 2,512
hHh
Hairdresser/Colorist = True Colors ‘verse by yin-again
True Colors – 2,081
True Confession – 296
Student – 201
Haunted homeowner/Ghostbuster – Entity by danvers – 27,240
Head of Security/Corporate thief = The Atlantis Stone by Mystic – 69,600
Headphone tester/Telecommuter = SYN/ACK by anjanka7 – 4,850
Herald/Herald – Companion ‘verse by seekergeek (links to series page)
High school coach/High school hooker = My New Achilles Heel by kyuuketsukirui – 100
–Remix: Ganymede’s New Groove (The Erastes Expansion) by sabinelagrand – 3,909
High school football player/High school geek = Run, Fight, Win by epiphanyx7 – 1,050
High school senior/High school senior – The Best Things in Life are Free ‘verse by smittywing, et al – 100,000
High school senior/High school senior – Stars of Track and Field by unamaga – 6,750
High school student/High school student – Class of 2005 by coreopsis – 32,999
High school student/High school student = The Happiest Place on Earth by devildoll – 6,500
High school student/High school student – One Crazy Weekend by skoosiepants – 8,000
High school student/Private school student = Hands-On Science by nindulgence – 4,545
Hockey player/goalie = Stanley is Just a Cup by mystic – 14,542
@@@Hockey player/Hockey game attendee = Life Experiences by ranereins – 1,463
Honkytonk singer & carpenter/Physicist = Trouble ‘verse by sheafrotherdon
A Whole World of Trouble – 9,000
–Deleted scene: Snippet – 142
–Companion: Little Things You Say and Do by argosy – 1,639
Hooker/Astrophysicist = King of Wishful Thinking by magarks – 19,890
Hooker/Canon!Rodney = Unexpected Consequences by goddess47- 27,500
Hooker/Scientist – Hook or Crook by rageprufrock – 2,000
Hooker/Scientist – House Call by scribblinlenore – 743
–Sequel: Three Visits and One Date – 2,000
Hotel Receptionist/Wedding Planner – Hotel Atlantis by siriaeve – 3,400
Househusband/Professor = Misinterpretations by vanwaelda – 11,010
Human/Tree guardian = Into the Wood by Neo_star0114 – 3,108
–Sequel: Searching for Truth – 2,830
Hygienist/Dentist = Pander by able_to_zoo – 99 (there are 26 snippets here – one per letter)
–Sequel: Zing by runpunkrun – 643 (not explicitly stated as a sequel)
iIi
Ice cream man/Doctor – Pete’s Ice Cream by velocitygrass – 489
^^^Ice cream man/Masters student = Aspects of Divinity (the world is my oyster) by kariye – 13,246
Infomercial host/Inventor = the Home Shopping ‘verse by lavvyan
But Wait, There’s More – 12,853
–Backstory: Handmade – 1,862
–Sequel: Special Offer – 2,411
Ingrid/Cary = Entanglement by linaerys – 25,000
Inmate/Inmate – But For the Grace by kellifer_fic – 2,059
Insurance Agent/PA – The Amazing Quest of John Sheppard by forcryinoutloud – 12,730
Interior Designer/Businessman = Major Redesign by shusu – 9,800
Interior designer/Interior designer = Technical Perspective: A Civilised Discourse in Interior Design – 13,708
Interior Designer/Scientist – Taking The Cake by miasnape – 3,000
Inventor/Chief Scientist – The Touchstones of Our Characters by velocitygrass – 35,066
Iratus-bug-modified soldier/Android = Stargazing by lavvyan – 4,070
jJj
Jessica Rabbit spy/handler = John Sheppard Is Not Bad. He’s Just Drawn That Way by beadattitude – 921
Jewish student/Jewish student = A Narrow Bridge by kass – 18,278
Jogger/Physicist = Not a Porn Star ‘verse by melonbutterfly
Nice to Meet You, or Something – 2,691
Hutchinson’s Law – 1,676
It’s Not Like You’re a Porn Star – 2,205
Trial – 3,057
Junk store clerk/Professor = Junk Cheap by devildoll – 13,000
kKk
Karate instructor/Lawyer = Karate John & Uncle Rodney by seikaisukimizu – 4,700
–Sequel: Why Rodney Became a Lawyer – 3,128
Kid/Kid = The World That We Live In (No, We Can’t Go Back) by kyuuketsukirui – 1,376
Kidnappee/Kidnapper = The Hostage Major by frostfire – 15,625
King/Artist = Torchlight by scatterglory – 2,700
King/Prince = The Kiss: A Fairy Tale Story by ca_pierson – 2,686
Kite store owner/Physicist = Fly Wishes to the Sky by cathalin – 25,000
Knight/Monk = Nunc Dimittis by temaris – 5,422 (longer version)
lLl
Lab assistant/Scientist = On Life and Living Series by WesleysGirl – 73,000
Lab assistant spy/Scientist = The Stargate Affair by lovelokest – 13,434
Landscaper(?)/Dot-com billionaire = Plan C, or How Rodney McKay Lost His Wife and Gained a Galaxy by toomuchplor – 9,009
–Sequel: Plan D, or How Rodney McKay Went Offworld and Found His Way Home Again – 1,984
Law student/Lawyer & professor = In the Interest of Full Disclosure by v_angelique – 4,154
Lawyer/Pianist = Atlantic City by tafadhali – 10,406
Lawyer/Prince = love like a storybook story by Siria – 19,714
Liar/Physicist = The Sheppard Equation by Leanne – 23,648
Librarian/Bookstore owner = Book’verse by rue-du-hoquet (The Acrobat) and ekaterinn
The Imperfect Enjoyment by The Acrobat – 544 (now back online)
I ♥ Boston (Five Things About John Sheppard, Librarian) by The Acrobat – 1,138
I ♥ Boston (The Amanda Dillingham Young remix) by paradise_city – 2,500 (Author’s fic is only available in a locked community, with open membership. You can join, read, and unjoin again if you choose. Here’s the community profile page)
Drawing Hearts on Lattes by ekaterinn – 521
Something Like Flying by The Acrobat and Ekaterinn (alternate, Sheppard/Lupin ending to series) – 4,977
Librarian/Physicist = Plenty of Paper by unamaga – 3,840
Librarian/Professor = After the Other ‘verse by siriaeve – 10 stories, 25,220
Lifeguard/Algae biologist = What (Who) I Did on My Summer Vacation by yin_again – 2,801
–Sequel: Summer Nights – 222
Lifeguard/Camp counselor = Campfire Law by notpoetry – 11,500
Lifeguard/Retired physicist = Converging by purna – 27,000
Lifeguard/Student = 80 Proof by Lyra Sena – 1,958
–Sequel: Pier 8 – 2,940
Linguist/Linguist = OT(P) by sabinelegrande – 322
–Sequel: A Walk on the Slippery Rocks – 733
Literature professor/Physics professor = Academic by rageprufrock – 5,525
Lord/Brothel servant = The Licentious Lord by Pouncer – 2,279
Lord/Butler & valet = Master of the Manor by _inbetween_ – 6,700
Lord/Writer = Time and tide ~ a love story with interruptions for murder by Bluespirit – 41,094
Lumberjack/Enviromentalist = Tree Hugger by lavvyan – 4,100
Lysander/Hermia = A Midsummer Night’s Tale by lavvyan – 12,000
mMm
Mage/Astrophysicist – Whale ‘verse by friendshipper, naye, and xparrot (links to series page)
Magician/Designer = Now You See It, Now You Don’t by yavannauk – 1,706
Magician/Student = Any Technology Sufficiently Advanced by soleta – 5,264
Mailman/Physicist = They Say He Was On the Moon by Freyja – 2,275
–Sequel: Neither Sleet nor Snow nor Rain, Rain, Rain… by neevebrody – 1,160
^^^Male-to-Female Transgender/Female-to-Male Transgender = You’ve Written Your Own Directions (And Whistled the Rules of Change) by kyuuketsukirui – 2,505
Mall employee/Mall employee = A Three-for-Two Special, Thursdays, After Six
by hyperfocused, ca_pierson, siriaeve, and sheafrotherfon – 4,303
Marching band conductor/Band designer = The Corps by kisahawklin – 13,711
–Deleted scene: Water Fight – 1,064
Marine tech/Vet = Wide Open Ocean by setissma – 10,558
Marquis/Astronomer = Marrying the Marquis by zoemathemata – 46,000
Matchmaker’s receptionist/Professor = Playing With Matches by elizayabanci – 10,835
Math department head/Physics & Engineering departments head = Rodney’s Romance: A Barking Dog Winery Story by pinkdiamonds 9,226 (‘verse has two earlier Jack/Daniel entries. Not McShep, but well worth reading. Linked internally.)
Mathematician/Mentor = Phantom of the Laboratory by elementalv – 11,140
Mathematician/Mountie – Teamwork by Magus Minor and Methaya – 25,984
–Deleted scene: Deleted scene – 510
Mathematician/Physicist = The Jump to the Left ‘verse by glitterandlube
Math professor/Physics professor = Stress Relief by velocitygrass – 4,433
Math teacher/Soloist = Ancient Music by linaerys – 18,000
Matrix technician/Physicist = The Ghost Wind by OtherCat – 1,337
Matrix!John/Physicist = Out Into the Real World by Mithreon – 20,000
Mechanic/Genderfucked Rodney = With Bones Like That by torakowalski – 9,200
–Companion: The One You Believe – 1,100
Mechanic/Physicist = God Does Not Play Dice With The Universe, But I Will by elenlilta – 4,800
Mermaid/Canon!Rodney = Hidden Depths by lamardeuse – 13,879
Meteorologist pilot/Meteorologist mathematician = Cloud Nine by almostnever – 17,821
Military/Angel = The Power of Love by wickedwords – 1,790
Miller’s son/Puss= Rodneyinboots by fenchurch1 – 2,347
Millionaire/Canon!Rodney – You Might by deltacephei – 14,992
Mistletoe victim/Mistletoe victim = Festive by Siria – 998
Mobster/Mob Boss = A Mobster’s Work is Never Done by springwoof – 2,985
Model/Designer = Clothes Make the Man by rina and orithain – 26,730
Model/Painter = Complementary Colours by yin-again – 12,958
–Sequel: Analogous Colors – 4,423
Model/Reporter = Phi by siriaeve and aesc – 8,702
Model/Student = Art Appreciation by nixajane – 1,316
Musical theater star/Reporter = Don’t Ask Anymore by lavvyan – 2,300
Musician/Agent = Baseline by rageprufrock – 2,192
Musician/Millionaire = Skirting the Issue by _inbetween_ – 582
Musician/Multi-millionaire = Some Like It Cool by Mystic – 43,583
Musicologist/Conductor = Tactus by toomuchplor – 4,000
Mutant/Mutant = Supernovae Are Easy by melonbutterfly – 1,343
–Sequel: In an Effort of Heat Reduction – 2,491
Mystery/Aerospace designer = A Question of Quantum Physics, Molecular Attraction and Timing by gottalovlev – 18,000
nNn
Naked guy/Scientist = Pleasant Surprises by sakuracorr – 2,471
Nanny/Businessman = And a Roost for Every Bird by siriaeve – 11,000
Neo/Trinity = The One by elandrialore – 776
New neighbor/Lawn genius = And the Green Grass Grows All Around by bitter_crimson – 2,362
Nightflyer/Awaiter = Light On by lavvyan – 709
Nude model/Photographer = Nothing Says Happy Holidays Like… by scribblinlenore – 2,819
Nursery school teacher/Clown = Fun with Blind Dates by busaikko – 296
oOo
Office worker/Office worker = Open Office by velocitygrass – 1,024
Office worker/Office worker = A Wilted Rose and a Kiss by Ru_salki99 – 1,109
Oni/Oni = Kuro to Ao (Black and Blue) by xparrot – 8,400
pPp
PA/Scientist – Monk AU ‘verse by Neo_Star0114
It’s a Jungle Out There – 12,238
Three Snapshots – 3,280
Disorder & Confusion Everywhere – 1,231
Might Just Kill You – 5,510
Hey, Who’s in Charge Here? – 6,825
Parent volunteer/Substitute kindergarten teacher = Kindergarten Rodney by honey_babes – 3,904
Pawn store owner/Pawn store owner = J & R Pawn by apple_pi – 1,051
Peep/Peep = Jumping Into the Peep End by danceswithgary – 750
^^^Peter Pan/Wendy – Second Star to the Right by icantfollow – 11,000
Phone sex operator/Theoretical astrophysicist = Hotline ‘verse by nixa_jane
The Hotline – 4,203
The Partyline – 1,534
Ring Off – 1,992
Photographer/Food artist = Clean Plate Club ‘verse by yin-again
Clean Plate Club – 7,963
New Day – 215
Picture This – 679
Soup Weather – 813
Taste Test – 189
Photo Story – 361
Focus – 142
Distraction – 3,545
Pickup – 223
Tempered – 2,331
Best in Show – 539
Two Drabbles – 284 (scroll down for second one)
Physicist/Biologist = Biological Imperatives by elvichar – 21,049
P.I./M.E. = Case at Hand by neevebrody – 12,800
Pianist/Phantom of the Opera = All I Ask by lavvyan – 1,200
Pilot (air ambulance)/Doctor = Buffalo Wings by omglawdork – 15,705
Pilot (air ambulance)/Geophysicist = A Hundred Happy Things by busaikko – 30,000
Pilot (Air Force)/Astrophysicist = Anallagmatic by sian1529 – 39,099 (pre-slash)
Pilot (Air Force)/Astrophysicist = The Atlantis Factor by sian1359 – 88,312
Pilot (Air Force)/Astrophysicist = I Believe in Wishful Thinking by pentapus – 22,400
Pilot (Air Force)/Astrophysicist = Last Will and Testament by speranza – 23,467
Pilot (Air Force)/Elf = Welcome to Antarctica by planetkiller – 2,643
Pilot (Air Force)/Grad student – Fading Skies by Diamond Raven – 65,432
Pilot (Air Force)/Lawyer = A Moment’s Consideration by monanotlisa = 9,246
Pilot (Air Force)/Music teacher = All You Can Be by beingothrwrldly – 4,348
Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Apocalypse Rising by sian1359 – 82,239
Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Everything But Love by cottontail – 24,200
Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Fighting Falcon by yin_again – 5,749
Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Unhealthy Attachment by amireal – 6,862
Pilot (Air Force)/Trauma surgeon – The Architects of Fate Series by tarlan – 65,168 (link goes to series page)
Pilot (Air Force)/Wizard = Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology by quasar273 – 23,306
Pilot (airline)/Flight attendant = Pegasus Airline AU by star_language (link to series page) – 5 stories to date; 11,830 words
Pilot (airline)/Mechanic = Sky of Longing by eternallycait – 15,000
Pilot (airline)/Professor = When You Know You Were Born to Fly by justbreathe80 – 15,643
Pilot (airline)/Teacher = Stranded at the Drive-In by kashmir – 1,913
Pilot (airship)/Inventor = The Amorous Adventures of the Air Pirate and the Inventor; or, The Dragon’s Tale by seleneheart – 5,084
Pilot (Ancelsterrian)/Prince = How To Run To; A Survival Guide By Prince Meredith (Edited By John Sheppard) by theravenwrites – 8,200
Pilot (barnstorming)/Mechanic = To Walk on the Wind ‘verse by danceswithgary
To Walk on the Wind – 608
Flying Over Fear – 862
Separated From Earth – 100
Pilot (bush)/Jesuit priest = Si Muovo by Kass and Sihaya Black – 39,695
Pilot (Cavalier)/Physicist = Buckaroo Zelenka and the Atlantis Cavaliers by sian1359 – 23,663
Pilot (charter)/Amnesiac Physicist = Unidentified ‘verse by fiercelydreamed
Unidentified - 30,000
Canon for Two Instruments – 5,345 (missing scene)
Coda – 6,800
@@@Pilot (charter)/Billionaire scientist – Divergent Paths: Glimpses of the Future by puddleofgoo – 126,482
Pilot (charter)/Businessman = The Billionaire Who Bought Christmas by valderys – 2,900
Pilot (charter)/Businessman = Romance Not Included by danceswithgary – 19,750
Pilot (charter)/Computer security expert = It’s Magic by lamardeuse – 23,578
Pilot (charter)/Consultant = Hair Today by zinfic – 8,689
Pilot (charter)/Physicist = The Nantucket ‘Verse by aesc, dogeared, sheafrotherdon, and siriaeve
Pilot (charter)/Scientist = Romancing Alaska by ionaonie – 34,000
Pilot (charter)/Tourist(?) – Heat by danvers – 45,428
@@@Pilot (corporate)/Canon!Rodney – Guardian by tarlan – 41,401
Pilot (freelance)/Tech specialist – Code of Honor by Reddwarfer – 41,727
Pilot (helicopter)/Engineer = Bridges by busaikko – 52,260
Pilot (helicopter)/Paleontologist – Las Cinco Muertes by Tarlan – 17,398
Pilot (helicopter)/Physicist = Thaw by lamardeuse – 5,088
Pilot (helicopter)/Scientist = Black Helicopters ‘verse by whizzy
Pilot (Independence Day)/Scientist = Throttle by kashmir and unamaga – 2,660
Pilot (military)/Millionaire = Reaching for the Moon by kateshortforbob – 1,706
Pilot (sperm donating Air Force)/Niece-adopting physicist = Small Primes & Square Roots by liviapenn – 12,600
Pilot (RAF)/Cryptographer = The Ethical Life by sabinelegrande – 6,000
Pilot (rescue)/Radio talk show host – Cosmic Snake Eyes by skinscript – 6,800
Pilot (retired)/Border guard = Long Road Home by friendshipper – 26,979
Pilot (SGA)/Scientist = In the Absence of Intention by silverraven – 8,575
@@@Pilot (space)/Engineer = Flight by velocitygrass – 24,721
Pilot (space fighter)/Alien = Maybe, Baby by omg! wtf? yeah. - 27,984
Pilot (student)/Mechanic = Atlantis Flight & Cargo ‘verse by sloganeer – 4,862 (links to series page)
Pilot (taxi)/Scientist = The Promotion by nixa_jane – 2,665
Pilot (test)/Astrophysicist = Sting of Destiny by jade_dragoness – 9,900
Pilot (test)/Engineer = Missed the Saturday Dance by zoetrope – 11,884 (plus images)
Pilot (test)/Engineer = My Favorite Colonel by pir8fancier – 14,650
Pilot (test)/Engineer = The Road to Nevada by lamardeuse – 38,342
Pilot (test)/masseur = Rub You the Right Way ‘verse by yin-again
Rub You the Right Way – 3,134
Graduation Present – 799
Stacking the Deck – 267
Playing Your Hand – 150
Paper – 118
Pilot (test)/Scientist = See No Evil by Greyias – 89,048
Pilot (test)/Sex toy inventor = Purely Scientific Reasons, of Course by - 5,200
Pilot (widowed)/Nanny = The Sound of Science by le-mot-mo – 32,418
Pilot (WWII)/Ground crew = Something to Remember You By by hestia_lacey – 17,314
Pilot (WWII)/Mechanic = Returning Hero by rasah – 6,683
Pilot (WWII)/Physicist = Providence of Stars by melagan – 23,700
Pilot (WWII)/Scientist – After You’ve Gone by moodymuse19 – 32,000
Pirate/Plantation Owner – The Privateer by Sandy – 2,522
–Sequel: The Winds of Change by Mystic – 31,668
Pitcher/Catcher = Baseball Boogaloo by skinscript – 13,000
Playboy/Scientist – Entanglement by linaerys – 25,000
Playboy/Unpaid Assistant = An Affair to Remember by Tira_Nog – 94,149
Police Officer/Astrophysicist = Start Where You Begin by skoosiepants – 16,000
Police Officer/Teacher = Speed Far Greater by tense_past – 7,812
Police officer (and *spoiler*)/Humanoid robot designer = Memento Mori (Seize the New Day) by neevebrody – 21,341
Poolboy/Programmer = Poolboy ‘verse by mckays_girl
Skimming the Surface – 7,328
Lounging Around – 843
Dirty – 1,386
Pope/Monk = Pope John ‘verse by esteefee and squidgiepdx
Porn newbie/Fluffer = Action by ulthyrja – 1,464
Porn star/Porn star = Contractual Obligations by velocitygrass – 4,423
Porn star/Porn star = The Doctor and the Colonel by elandrialore – 605
Porn star/Porn star = Gpfg Studios
Porn star/Porn star = Hank and the Handyman by thegrrrl2002 – 4,745
^^^–Sequel = Hank and the Handyman 2 by outsideth3box – 3,600
Porn Star/Porn Star = Plumber Players 2 by Toft – 3,280
President/Campaign manager = As Wide as the Sky by Seperis – 10,944
President/Chief of Staff = Rights of Man by unamaga – 2,314
President/First Husband = Executive Decision by siriaeve – 1,200
–Companion piece = Snippet – 454
Priest/Businessman – And I Am There by shetiger – 30,000
Priest/Sin = Revelations by trinityofone – 3,400
–Backstory: Prior Enlightenment by not_sally – 410 (story is flocked – comment to request friending)
Prince/Cinderella = Size 7½ by lavvyan – 10,321
@@@Prince/Doctor = The Doctor and the Pea by ca_pierson – 921
Prince/Fox = Outfoxed by almostnever – 10,000+
Prince/Magician = The Sorcerer King by Tarlan – 13,479
^^^–Sequel: The Great Well – 1,760
Prince/Noble = The Shield and the Puddlejumper by fenchurch1 – 22,296
Prince/Prince = No Myth by skoosiepants – 11,391
@@@–Remix: Choose Your Own Adventure (The Someone to Dance With Remix) by liviapenn
Prince/Prince = The Ordinary Prince by fenchurch1 – 14,672
@@@Prince/Prince = Soraya Didn’t Have to Deal With This by melonbutterfly – 39,810
Prince/Prince = The Vagabond Prince by almostnever – 7,5000
Prince/Prince-Consort = The Lab Boy by ca_pierson – 8,127
Prince/Prospective princess = Once Upon Atlantis by Celli Lane – 7,600
Prince/Scholar = The Maverick Prince by goddess47 – 14,500
Prince/Science Minister = The Spare by Rachael Sabotini – 13,325
Prince/Scientist = The Prince & The Ego by Never – 2,564
Prince/Servant = The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name by moon_destiny – 3,446
Prince/Tower tenant = Fairy Tale Dynamics by icantfollow – 10,300
Prisoner/Mirdith = Who Could Claim the Sky by lavvyan – 17,465
Prisoner of war/Prisoner of war = Primum Mobile by ella_minnow – 2,093
Privateer/Naturalist = Passion du Corsair by Miss Pamela – 2,857
Professor/Doctor = We Looked Like Giants by hellpenguin – 979
Professor/Pianist = Coffee and Juice Boxes by Adrian – 37,900
Professor/Professor = Head of the Class by pir8fancier – 20,230
@@@Professor/Professor = A Meeting of Minds by Keira Marcos – 5,039
Professor/Tech inventor = Out of West by rageprufrock – 25,156
Pro Volleyball Player/Physics professor = Match Point by foxxcub – 3,600
Psychiatrist/Amnesiac Patient = Starting Over by lavvyan – 4,900
Psychiatrist/Astrophysicist = It Takes a Week to Form an Ulcer - 11,047
Publisher’s agent/Author = Selections From A Scientific Passion by celtiknot – 1,860
Pursuer/Coffee fiend = Five Times Rodney Ran Out of Coffee by dogeared – 1,423
qQq
Quidditch player/Broommaker = McKay’s Quality Brooms & Sundry Oddments (est. 1842) by busaikko – 3,029
rRr
Ramen stall owner/Customer = Thanksgiving Soup by esteefee, art by Chkc – 332
Reality show host/Contestant= King of Bling by Lenore – 1,559
Realtor/Businessman = Puddlejumper Estates and ZPM Enterprises by wyngwyrm – 14,304
Realtor/Scientist = Location, Location, Location by pennyplainknits – 10,000
–Sequel: Pancakes – 417
Reaper/Reaper – Dead Like Them Series by nixa jane and forcryinoutloud – 40,400
Reaper/Scientist – The Man in Black by Jya/Ghost – 3,448
–Sequel: Gentle Is Your Hand – 1,584
Receptionist/Computer programmer = The One With the Staplers by icantfollow – 4,742
Record store clerk/Student = Stakeout by hellpenguin – 3,098
Relationship coach/Businessman = 101 Ways To Get Lucky (In Love) by scribblinlenore – 18,000
Reporter/Analyst = History on the Run by wolfshark – 4,887
Reporter/Canon!Rodney = Implausible Denial by Tarlan – 9,315
Reporter/Derivatives trader = The Interview by seikaitsukimizu – 3,556 (caution: this fic seems to have been abandoned unfinished)
Part 2 – 3,307
Part 3 – 2,484
Reporter/Pundit = No Business Like It by Siria – 1,163
Reporter/Scientist = The One Where They Meet Online by doctorfumbles – 10,244
Reporter/Superhero = The One With the Kittens and the Packing by nudaydreamer – 1,700
Reporter/Superhero – Unconventional Heroism by sardonicsmiley – 27,630
Research assistant/Physicist = If It’s Wednesday, It Must be Pumpernickel by lamardeuse – 1,612
Researcher/Investor = Lure of the Deep by megalan – 6,107
Resistance Fighter/Skynet Creator – Ars Machina Act I by dmchoi87 – 34,714
Restaurant manager/Chef = Kitchen Atlantis by nixajane – 1,762
Rich guy/Paleontologist = A Leopard’s Tale by cottontail – 21,400
Rich guy/Scientist – Home is Where the Heart Is by morena_donn – 3,854
Rich pretty boy/Academic = To Quote Vince Lombardi, If Winning Isn’t Everything, Why Do They Keep Score? by tex – 1,811
Rider/Trainer = Stirrup Cup by enviropony – 873
Road Warrior/Scientist = Atlantis 2505 ‘verse by OtherCat – 14,276 (links to series page)
Robber baron’s son/Inventor = Blue Colorado Skies by xparrot – 11,400
Robin Hood/Alchemist = Oo-De-Lally by skoosiepants – 8,000
Robot/Robot = RD-NE by danceswithgary – 4,200
Robot!canon!John/Canon!Rodney = The Difference Engine by copperbadge – 22,668 (be sure to read the story notes that follow the epilogue)
Rock Star/Astrophysicist – When You Piece It All Together, It’s A Love Story by Berty – 10,500
Rodeo rider/Chuckwagon driver = Ten Days in July by blissfire – 4,673
Rodeo rider/Vet = Animal Husbandry by casspeach – 27,500
^^^Ruler/Concubine = Ruler and Concubine by madd4the24 – 4,400
sSs
Salesman/Scientist = Corporate Spin by grammarwoman – 2,100
Sandwich Shop Guy/Mattress Store Guy = Bed and Board by hyperfocused – 1,090
Scientist/Military = Parallels ‘Verse by sardonicsmiley
Taking the Long Way Home – 18,550
Taking the Long Way Home snippet – 482
Rising – 3,470
Enough – 3,620
Thirty-eight – 5,320
Dr. Sheppard and Col. Rodney McKay snippet – 1,048
Long Way Home snippet II – 440
Parallels ‘verse snippet – 474
Surprises – 1,240
Easy Like Sunday Morning – 2,350
Easy Like Sunday Morning snippet – 2,700
Come to Bed – 5,800
Come to Bed snippet – 1,395
Out of Place – 4,500
Scientist/Scientist = Just One Drop of Water by Orithain and Rina – 24,800
Scientist/Scientist = Situation, Presented by pollitt – 5,797
Searcher/Searcher = A Rush and a Push and the Land Is Ours by trinityofone – 25,000
Secret agent/Secret agent = Mission: Improbable by sageness – 7,685
Secret Agent/SuperVillain = The Fiendish Plan of Dr. Macabre by cupidsbow – 2,965
–Sequel: Offspring of the Fiendish Plan of Dr. Macabre – 3,500
Security guard/Grad student = See You When I Get There by lilac_way – 9,982
Seducer/Pianist = Twelve Herculean Concerts of Rodney McKay by fenchurch1 – 10,400
Sentinel/Guide = A.W.O.L. by esteefee – 7,504
^^^–Sequel: Foothold – 28,505
Sentinel/Guide = McKay and Sheppard are Probably the Worst (and Best) Sentinel and Guide in History by Creed Cascde – 8,260 (links to series page)
Sentinel/Guide – The Sentinels of Atlantis by keiramarcos – 171,000 (links to series page)
Sentinel/Guide = The Unlikely and the Unwilling by ladyholder – 20,219 (links to series page)
^^^Sentinel & USAF Major/Guide & Scientist = When I Get Older by chap1870 – 44,000
@@@Sentinel/Guide = Young Sentinels and Guides by Ladyholder – 18,036 (link goes to series page)
Selkie/Fisherman(?) = What the Sea Has to Give by siria – 1,679
Sexbot (& not)/Scientist = Male Enhancement ‘verse by lavvyan (links to series page)
–Remix: Scruffy AI ‘verse by Leah (of leahwoof)
Male Enhancement (The Soul and the Company Store Remix) – 46,558
Muscle and Blood and Skin and Bones – 18,101
Another Day Older – 17,344
Iron and Steel – 57,587
Born on a Morning – 57,750
@@@SGA Lt. Colonel/Sci-fi author = The Long Journey Home by skoosiepants – 11,000
SGC Major/Tok’ra – Tongues of Men and Angels by mad_maudlin – 58,428
Sheik/Astrophysicist – Sandstorms by tahariel – 5,847
Sheik/Harem boy = Shagging the Sheik by lavvyan – 2,700
Shelter volunteer & math professor/Cat adopting astrophysics professor = Forever Home by Bluespirit – 876
Shepherd/Sheep rustler – No Puns, Please by 1ightning – 4,500
^^^Sheriff/Canon!Rodney = Welcome to Blaine by rabidfan – 7,537
Sheriff/CSI – The Silent Land by teh_helenables – 2,000
Sheriff/Physics writer = The Sheriff & The Physicist by Sandy – 11,129
Sheriff/Quaker = High Noon by czarinakathryn – 5,523
Sheriff/Scientist – A Perfect Thirty-Nine Megahertz by honey-babes – 1,700
Shoe salesman/Guest services = Mallrats ‘verse by yin_again
The Dorky One Where They Work at the Mall – 1,486
John Sheppard Goes to the Mall – 917
Rodney and the Movie-Star Bed – 403
Too Early for this Shit – 192
Curious – 716
Military School: All This and a Traumatising Haircut, Too – 940
You Can Go Home Again. And You Can Bring Your Friends – 2,144
PDA – 140
Sideshow Freak/Sideshow Freak = Soul to Squeeze by perspi – 1,450
Singer/Keyboard player = Four Quarters ‘verse by trinityofone
Four quarters – 8,178
The Sea It Swells – 958
The Bellerophon Brothers – 1,627
Bootleg: The Best of the Puddlejumpers – 3,872
Tokyo Drift – 4,205
Five Covers the Band was Featured On (and why Rodney hates them) – 462
La Familia – 2,334
Sith/Jedi = The Dark Side by astolat – 7,456
Sith Acolyte/Technosage = Ascension by Soraya – 11,400
Skier/Ski run designer = The Twenty Year Thaw by denynothing1 – 17,500
Slave/Inventor = Like Deep Pools of Glass by Cerri44 – 2,000
Slave/Scientist = Dearest ‘verse by lavvyan
Dearest – 4,223
Precious – 4,077
Promise – 366
Slave/Senator = The Blade by Kellifer_fic – 22,008
–Sequel: Aegis – 6,751
@@@Smokejumper/Emergency management official = Flash Point by altyronsmaker – 19,331
Snow White/Grumpy = An Afternoon in Fairyland by megalan – 146
^^^Snow White/Prince = Snow-White by lavvyan – 407
Soccer player/Coach = Goal by velocitygrass – 5,708
Soccer player/Goalie = Sheppard’s Goal by seikaitsukimizu – 670
Sociolinguist/Theoretical syntactician = OT(P) by sabinelagrande – 317
–Sequel: A Walk on the Slippery Rocks – 732
Soldier/Magician – The Return of the Dragons series by Mithreon – 94,000 (links to series page)
Soldier/Professor – Lie to Me by Ceares – 7,874
Soldier/Sapper = This Versatile Genius by sentientcitizen – 6,300
Soldier/Scholar = (Almost) Rapunzel by lavvyan – 661
Soldier/Sorcerer – The Ice Queen by lavvyan – 9,236
Soldier/Soldier – saw sunset glow by less_star – 375
Soldier/Soldier – True Peace by velocitygrass – 2,274
Soldier/Student = Outnumbered Like the Alamo by Cinaed – 14,268
Soldier/Waterbender = Cycle and Circuit by Alloy – 8,516
Space pirate/Rodney – The Last Hail Mary You’ll Ever Need by chase_acow – 9,000
@@@Space pirate/Space pirate – Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves by auburn – 181,045
@@@–Sequel: Kildeer – 5,813
@@@Everybody Knows – 11,467
Special Agent/Scientist – Life in the Fish Bowl – 2,411
Special Agent/Scientist – Running Blind by cherryice – 6,200
Special Ops/CIA = Honor and Country by bluflamingo – 25,000
Sports Therapist/Head Coach – The Colorado Springs Gate Keepers by ladycat777 – 2,600
Sportscaster/Sportscaster = Devil Made Us Do It by Nny – 3,702
Spy/College professor – Scarecrow and Dr. McKay by lallybrock – 2,595
Spy/Physicist = Man of Mystery by elandrialore – 827
Spy/Physicist – Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Physicist by teawith – 3,541
Spy/Spy – The ATA Affair by xparrot – 25,943 (gen)
Spy/Spy – Interlaced by danceswithgary – 17,600
Stepson/Prince = Le Beau et la Bete by fenchurch1 – 15,756
Store owner/Professor = Ventura Highway ‘verse by telesilla
Street Musician/Professor = The Street Musician by bergann – 2,380
Street Musician/Professor = Tennessee Flat-Top Box by hellpenguin – 1,175
Stripper/Astrophysicist – Adventures in An Astrophysicist’s Life by master elayna – 22,716
Stripper/Groom-elect = Ecdysiast by forcryinoutloud – 1,949
Stripper & TA/Physics professor = Bell Curve ‘verse by rageprufrock
Ladies’ Night at the Boom Boom Room – 44,539
Learning Curve, or, Tab – 2,990
Exponential Curves, or, Chances – 1,843
Curve Ball – 950
Skew Curve – 1,610
Pursuit Curve, or, Rodney Decides To Make It A Poorly-Placed Patio – 2,515
Rhodonea Curves – 9,039
Student/Aquarium diver = Spock the Whale by seikaitsukimizu – 1,228
Student/Professor – Breaking the Bank by wickedwords – 1,000
Student/Student = Anywhere But Vegas ‘verse by reddwarfer
Anywhere But Vegas – 2,909
Just A Few Detours – 1,752
A Collision of Habits -1,362
Student/Student – Bagglevarger’s Theory of Inversive Magic by skoosiepants – 18,600
Student/Student – Hogwarts: The Atlantis Years by Bluejbird – 8,350
Superhero/Butler – Batman and Ronon by haitchem – 1,800
Superhero/Physicist – Mightier Still by meansgirl – 43,707
Superhero/Reporter – Superhero ‘verse by siriaeve
Truth, Justice and Rodney McKay – 6,613
Instinct – 646
Inheritances – 1,443
Superhero/Superhero – Flyboy and the Brain by darkrosetiger – 2,500
Superhero/Superhero = Good Guys Don’t Always Wear White by Nel – 31,000
Superhero/Superhero = High School Heroes by sardonicsmiley – 165,000
Superhero (Superman)/Superhero (Batman) – Public Enemies by PaleoM – 31,793
Surfer/Vet = Sunny, California by mystic – 35,685
Surfer/Video game designer = So Happy I Could Die by reddwarfer – 11,589
Surf shop owner/Bookstore owner = Event Horizon Books by daughtershade – 23,505
tTt
TA/Professor – Dark Places, Deep Water, Crowds, and Ducks by ca_pierson – 4,315
Tattoo artist/Physicist = Live a Little ‘verse by squidgiepdx and elderwitty
Live a Little – 3,850
~~~The Common Dandelion – 382
~~~Date ~ Dinner (aka A Bottle of Lube and a Business Card) – 1,282
Teacher/Businessman = The Wedding Date by Master Elayna – 8,566
Teacher/Student = do. by velocitygrass – 3,372
Teacher/Teacher = The Pegasus School for the Gifted and Talented by hackthis – 2,000
Teacher/Undercover agent = Undercover by corysilver – 5,500
Teenage runaway/Pedophile & serial murderer = John, When He’s Gone by busaikko – 2,246
Teenage runaway/Teenage runaway = Life (Sometimes It Washes Over Me) by kyuuketsukirui – 5,784
–Sequel: Ring of Fire (Nails Driven Through the Steel) by busaikko – 5,700
Teenager/Carnie – Cotton Candy Was King by alizarin_nyc – 1,373
Teenager/Teenager = Finding Home by ca_pierson – 12,273
Telemarketer/Teacher = Long Distance Call by fawkesielady_ed – 11,023
Tennis Player/Coach – Game, Set, Match by siriaeve – 1,100
Terminator/Composer – Mona Lisa Box by tzzzz – 14,000
Theater worker/Theater worker = Lantis Cinema and the Pegasus Cafe by bergann – 5,460
Thief/Astrophysicist = Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing – 40,700
Thief/Detective = Impossible Choices by puddleofgoo – 19,700
Thief/ Insurance Investigator – The John Sheppard Affair by JiM_ – 13,500
Thief/Physicist = French Kiss by indy_go – 10,600
^^^Thief/Thief – Sheppard’s Eleven by thedeadparrot – 23,251
Thief/Thief = One Hundred Sixty Acres and a Stitch-and-Bitch Quilt by sheafrotherdon – 5,000
Thrall/Vampire = You’re All I Ever Wanted (But I’m Terrified of You) by sabinelegrand – 1,498
–Remix: I’ll See It Through (The Texas Two-Step Mix) by Dee_Laundry – 7,733
~~~Time Agent/Time Lord = Doctor Who? Doctor Rodney McKay, Of Course by nixa_jane – 3,373
Tour boat captain/Restaurant owner = Bar Harbor’s Best by wojelah – 8,152
Train robber/Train robber = The Great Pegasus Train Robbery by friendshipper – 10,500
Trust assassin/Scientist – Trust Issues by sian1359 – 20,000
Tutor/Student = Boys Gone Wild by tex – 6,977
TV producer/Talk show host = Late Night 101 with Rodney McKay by sardonicsmiley – 8,280
TV reporter/Games designer – Earth, V. 17 by glitterandlube and wtfbrain – 4,354
TV show host/Contractor star = NHMR Productions, Inc by apple_pi – 9,104
uUu
Unspecified/Astrophysicist = Must Love Dogs by mdime02 – 3,850
Unspecified/Scientist = The Minutes Are Free After Seven by ediblewolfpeach – 2,136
UPS man/Mail-ordering physicist = Mail Myself to You by sheafrotherdon , dogeared & aesc – 5,000
vVv
Vampire (half)/Vampire hunter = He Came to My Hand Like the Nesting Dove by cupidsbow – 476 (scroll down)
–Remix: Yet You Are More Than Traps Or Nets (The Longer and Uncut Remix) by lilyayl – 5,763
Vampire/Lycanthrope = Dark World by ozsaur – 2,821
Vampire/Not a vampire = Sensual Magic’verse by melagan – 17 stories (serially linked), 23,466
–Prequel: Shakespeare Never Wrote a Vampire Play by RosiePaw – 7,957
Vampire/Robot = The Hand That Feeds You by leupagus – 564
Vampire/Slayer = Bump in the Night by unamaga – 5,042
Vampire hunter/Vampire = There’s a New Kid in Town by scribblinlenore – 3,029
Vampire/Vampire = Vampire Love by Cypher – 4,358
Vampire/Werewolf = Underworld: Last Stand by lavvyan – 5,900
Various/Various – Four Times John and Rodney Furthered the Evolution of Mankind, and One Time They Just Changed History by lavvyan – 1,490
Various/Various = There Was the Time by elandiralore -1,304
Vegas ‘verse stories
@@@Break and Enter by danceswithgary – 3,008
Breath by sheafrotherdon – 2,500
Dead in the Desert by liketheriver – 3,900
Delicate by hestia_lacey – 976
Directly You Will Be Directed in the Right Direction by giddygeek – 1,500
Disambiguation by goddess47 – 1,400
Done Gone by sans_pertinence – 1,600
heads, tails by siriaeve – 3,100
–Sequel: How Your Heart is Wired – 15,315
Highwayman by pollitt – 1,000
In Ways You Can’t Possibly Imagine by telesilla – 3,610
–Sequel: In Ways You Can’t Possibly Imagine 2 – 3,505
Know When to Walk Away by danceswithgary – 4,414
Lonely Man of Faith by hasida – 1,315
–Sequel: I Said in My Haste, All Men Are Liars – 3,395
Not a Solitary Man Anymore by fenchurch1 – 750
^^^Of Stars and Flying by quiet_december – 750
The One Who Walks In by deltacephei – 3,351
Pretty Good Girl by Karmageddon – 1,433
Prologue by kisahawlin – 5,161
Salvage by viva_gloria – 3,600
Shine Like the Sun by busaikko – 7,314
@@@Slotting Into Place by danceswithgary – 3,091
Solitary Man by shinybug – 5,200
Solitary Man by skinscript – 700
Sympathy for the Devil by kristen999 – 1,600
Three Times John Sheppard Woke Up in the Infirmary (and one time he didn’t) by busaikko – 4,300
Until Love Can Find Me by isagel – 10,900
Untitled drabble by esteefee – 102
Weak or Strong by glasgowsmiles – 1,598
What Happens in Vegas by spike 21 – 2,400
Where We Are in the Universe by solvent90 – 2,086
Variations ‘verse by
Variations of a Theme of John Sheppard – 8,338
Canon in Rodney McKay – 7,706
Interlude – 1,508
Passacaglia – 12,843
–Companion: Fifty-one by danceswithgary – 2,935
Veterinarian/Cat Ownee = Cat by ForCryinOutLoud – 137
Videogame designer/Teacher= Child’s Play by Siria – 1,166
^^^Video game tester/Video game designer = What You Always Wanted by mific – 3,717
Violinist/Composer = String Theory: A Concerto for Violin in D Minor by toft_froggy – 11,709
wWw
Warrior/Priest = Harvest Festival by Ras Elased – 6,813
Water vendor/Frog = The Frog Suitor by cesare – 3,117
Westley/Buttercup = The Princess Crack (aka Our Brains are Just not Right) by squidgiepdx and elderwitty – 11,282
Widower/Novice = The Sound of Science by le_mot_mo – 32,418
Widower/Scientist = Sleepless by villainny – 23,310
Wizard/Demon – Familiar by SGAtlantisLight – 1,349
Wolf (half)/Red Riding Hood = Rod Riding Hood by ChimeraDragon – 1,468
Woodstock attendee/student = The Aquarians by aesc – 2,000
–Sequel: Electric Kool-Aid, Add Fresh Paint – 1,500
Writer/Ghost = Ghost Writer by lavvyan – 5,083
yYy
Yoga instructor/Physics professor = Strangers on a Six Train by eye_queue – 25,000
zZz
Zombie apocalypse survivor (ex-military)/Zombie apocalypse survivor (ex-professor) = In Another Life by meansgirl – 6,000
Zoologist/SGA canon!physicist = The Theory of Acquired Characters by toomuchplor – 8,400
Couldn’t see this on the list but just in case.
john retired pilot Rodney is cat whisperer wip.
http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15373&textsize=0&chapter=1
That’s cool. Let me know when it’s finished, and I’ll add it in.
I’ve been burnt too many times to include WIP on the list.
Thanks!
I’m sure you’ve been bombard with the new AU links from the last Atlantis Big Bang so I’ll refrain from it
.
Although I found the AU fic ‘Apocalypse Rising’ (http://archiveofourown.org/works/74056) which is canon compliant AU. John is a himself, Rodney’s himself but Atlantis is still not found, and the Wraith invades Earth. R, 82239 words.
I haven’t had a lot of suggestions, but I do have an eye on the listing over on AOOO.
You’ve got great timing – I’m updating the list right now!
Thanks for letting me know – I’m about 1,000 words in and it’s really good so far.
Hi, it’s me again. I’ve surfed AOO yesterday and found the extended version of ‘Nunc Dimittis’ by temaris (you already have sga_santa version on your list, in Knight/Monk category), with the epilogue. It’s here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/115872/chapters/161705.
And I’ve read the new Sentinel and Guide story, ‘Lost and Found’ by RosiePaw. John’s Sentinel, Rodney’s Guide. Words: 13404. Rating R.
Oh, and the link to ‘Lost and Found’ is here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/106298
Thanks! I’ll update the list this weekend. Sorry for the delay in answering…I keep falling asleep in front of the tv, before I even get to logon to the list. I mean, really, what am I? A million already?
Reincarnate/Reincarnate, Against all odds by ca_pierson and darkmoore http://archiveofourown.org/works/119574/chapters/167504, R, 54503 words.
P.I./Mystery writer, Time and tide ~ a love story with interruptions for murder by Bluespirit, http://archiveofourown.org/collections/2010_stories/works/119115, R, 41094 words
Pilot (Air Force)/Medical Doctor, Distant Memories by Tarlan, http://archiveofourown.org/collections/2010_stories/works/117943, NC-17, 42320 words
Careful, you’re going to catch up to danceswithgary if you keep up this pace.
I’ll have to look at it again, but I think I didn’t put the first one on because it’s not AU enough. Yes, they’re reincarnated, but other than that, they’re pretty much canon J & R (if it’s the one I’m thinking of).
The second one – I swear I already put it on the list. And, yet, it’s not there. (So now I’m senile, as well.)
Third one I have no memory of. I’ll have to look at them all while I’m updating this weekend.
Thanks again!
Immortal/Immortal, On Dying and Living by ca_pierson, http://archiveofourown.org/works/112042?view_adult=true, R, 10356 words.
Immortal/Immortal, Fallout by ca_pierson, http://archiveofourown.org/works/112046?view_adult=true, R, 932 words.
Thanks!
I can see that I’m going to be very busy this weekend.
I found this fic for sgastoryfinders and realized it’s not on your list:
King of Bling by scribblinlenore
John: TV show host/emcee/TV show producer (look, it’s crack, OKAY?! *g*)
Rodney: astrophysicist/wannabe rap artist i.e. gangsta (look, you have to read the story to believe it, but it IS true, I swear)
http://scribblinlenore.livejournal.com/299308.html
word count: 1,565
McShep slash, natch
Thanks! This one is actually on there already. I stuck it under ‘Reality show host’. I’m tricksy.
(I have to go read it again, now.)
Found another story (I hope you don’t mind me spamming your list. If so, sorry in advance):
Pilot (canon)/Guardian angel, Wonderful Life by icantfollow, http://atlantis-chat.livejournal.com/6681.html, PG-13, ~10,000 words.
Not spamming – doing good deeds. Finding new stories is never spam.
Okay, so. I’ve checked all the stories you gave me links for. I’ve added Nunc and Time and Tide to the list. The others all take place on Atlantis, pretty much from the get-go, so they don’t really fall so much in the AU guidelines of the list.
They sure were fun to read, though. Thanks again for the recs, and feel free to through any others you come across my way.
(I’m trolling the reel_sga site on LJ for more new stuff right now. Keep an eye out for it!)
Just testing new admin notification – you can ignore.
I can never ignore you!
Soo, I’m not sure if this one counts: http://coreopsis.livejournal.com/692917.html Class of 2005, wherein they’re both Highschool Students (32.991 words). It’s completely AU (what with being set in 2005 and Teyla and other people from SGA, Kolya included, being at the school too) until the Epilogue, which is sort of The Rising.
Ooh. I’ll have to add it this weekend.
Thanks!
Stumbled on another couple of fics. It’s fusion with ‘Dragonriders of Pern’.
.
Dragon/Dragonrider, On the Wings of Imagination by X-parrot, G, ~3,700 words, gen: http://www.xmagicalx.net/scgi-bin/sga/pern1.html, and its sequel With Healing in His Wings (http://www.xmagicalx.net/scgi-bin/sga/pern2.html), PG, ~7,000 words, pre-slash. I hope I didn’t overlook the title on the list
Thanks! I’m adding right now, so I’ll throw ‘em on.
Please keep up the great work!
The new fic (posted just yesterday
): Physicist/Physicist, Head of the Class by pir8fancier, R, http://wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15899, 20754 words.
Oops, my bad, you already have it :/.
I’m just that quick.
(Actually, skaredykat is just that quick.)
Thanks, though, and keep it up. Better to hear about them twice than not at all.
I don’t know if this qualifies for your list. Rodney (Mer) is a Waterbender and John (Zohn) is a Firebender. Cycle and Circuit by Alloy. http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=11086
I hope it qualifies. It’s already on there.
It was given to me as ‘Scholar/Scholar’, so that’s where I put it. I haven’t actually read that one yet. Maybe I should go do that now. 
Thanks for the suggestion!
Hello! I’ve sneaked back to check out the new goodies. YAY for the Dragonrider’s crossover in particular. John-Dragon is wonderful. :^)
And in skimming the list looking for +++ I just noticed this typo- it should be ‘Quantum’
7-year-old –> husband/6-year-old –> physicist = Quantam Entanglements by reddwarfer – 13,000
Thank you so much for this list and all the work you put into it on a continuing basis. It’s given me many happy hours of reading pleasure.
I like dragon!John as well. He was so determined to have Rodney for his own. Shows his good taste, I think.
Thanks for letting me know about the typo. I’d've skimmed it a million more time before I noticed it.
You’re very welcome. I have a lot of fun doing it. I highly recommend it as an antidote for getting any DIY done. At all.
Thank heaven I’m momentarily caught up on the list. I got a bit of yard work done today & am sewing Christmas presents.:^)
I’ll have to see what I can do about this unacceptable state, then.
Hah. I finished up today with an SGA. I don’t know where an active list of SGA animal transformation stories is, or I’d see if they wanted it. I think it turned out cute. Around 600 words of fluffy. It might give you a smile.
http://entropy-house.livejournal.com/1189754.html
Found another dead link-
Ancient/Merman = Under the Sea by lavvyan – 960
is linked in your list to:
http://archiveofourown.org/en/works/4081
I foolishly tried the search on AOOO for a long time before wising up and googling, which found it in seconds.
http://archiveofourown.org/chapters/5225
Thanks for letting me know! I’ll fix it this weekend (which starts on Wednesday this week
).
Found something I’ve never seen before
. Peace and Quiet by Elandria Lore (http://community.livejournal.com/mcsmooch/41849.html#cutid1), some kind of cowboy!AU (John’s cowboy, I’m not sure about Rodney), PG, 1,016 words.
Cool. I’ll have to go look at it when the week slows down to a dull roar. (Oh, my god – please let it slow down to a dull roar.)
Thanks!
I’m avoiding stuff I should be doing by re-reading stories here. :^)
I found the link to
Thumbling Down by lavvyan
http://archiveofourown.org/en/works/4080 no longer works–
so I googled and found the story elsewhere
Thumbling Down by lavvyan
http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=7796&chapter=3
And then I discovered it is still on Archive of our own, but the URL is slightly different, omitting the /en/
Thumbling Down by lavvyan
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4080
Happy Holidays!
Thanks! I’l go fix it right now. Keep up the good
procrastinatingwork. :>Could you please send me a copy of Push and Pull by Jane Elliot that you mention in the list? Thanks in advance and also for creating this list. I’m really enjoying reading some of the stories.
Sure can. Look for it in the next minute or two. You’re welcome! Enjoy ‘em!
I noticed you don’t seem to have zoemathemata’s fic Marrying the Marquis on here, where John is the aforementioned Marquis caught in an *ahem* compromising position with one Meredith Rodney McKay, nephew to the Duke of Carmichael.
Thanks! I’ll add it in the next go-round (which should be this weekend).
Found the fic I haven’t seen in the list. Finding Home by ca_pierson (http://community.livejournal.com/artword/54010.html), John’s 16-year-old human, Rodney’s 15-year-old Alteran who lives on Atlantis (IIRC), 12,273 words, PG-13.
Thanks! I’ll add in on the next pass.
And the fairly new one: It’s not at all like the TV says (http://archiveofourown.org/works/151835), John’s detective, Rodney’s forensic expert, PG-13, 899 words.
Thanks again! I’ll add it in this weekend.
Stumbled on this while reading something else:
by anjanka7 — Tester of Headphones / Telecommuter — ~4,850wds.
Huh. I have absolutely no idea what went south with this message… :\
The title of the story is “SYN/ACK”. Sorry about that.
Holy cow! How did I not reply to this sooner? Sorry ’bout that – I’ll add it in tonight (if all goes to plan).
thanks!
The new X-Men/SGA fusion: Supernovae are easy by melonbutterfly (http://archiveofourown.org/works/152373), teenager John is a mutant who makes fire, Rodney is his tutor, also a teenager, who makes earthquakes. G, 1343 words.
And ‘The Last of Summer’ by Luthien (http://archiveofourown.org/works/152561), Regency AU. Rodney is a aristocrat inventor and John is a cavalry officer. Far too short, though. PG-13, 624 words.
Thanks again! I’m not sure I’ll be able to add, if the site keeps mucking up — it wouldn’t let me reply for some odd reason. HuWeird! I’m gonna try, though.
Thanks! Sorry for the delay – I’m sick and it makes me droopy.
I’m planning on adding them tonight.
‘Twelve Herculean Concerts of Rodney McKay’ by fenchurch1 (http://fenchurch1.livejournal.com/19470.html?format=light), 17-year-old mercenary/seducer (John)/16-year-old pianist (Rodney), ~10,400 words, PG.
“The Maverick Prince” by goddess47 (http://goddess47.livejournal.com/38174.html). John’s the Prince of Atlantis, Rodney’s Scholar, 14,500 words, R.
“Santa in a Stetson” by kHo (http://lovethesnark.livejournal.com/14217.html#cutid1), John’s a bartender, Rodney’s scientist. 17,000 words, NC-17.
Holy cow! Are you a fanfic bloodhound? Hey, wait a minute … aren’t these from sga_santa? Are you calling me a slacker just ’cause I haven’t added them yet like I said I would. That’s no way to be — I mean, yeah, it’s true and all, but c’mon.
Yes, I’ve been a sad slacker. Poke me whenever needed. Thanks!
It’s from underthemistletoe actually!
Yeah, yeah. That’s the one I meant.
“My Favorite Colonel” by pir8fancier (http://pir8fancier.livejournal.com/462325.html). Air Force Pilot/Planes Designer, R, 14,650.
Okay, I’m gonna get to work now. It’s not like there’s anything on tv to distract me … until Hawaii Five-0 comes on, anyway.
Look for an update soon.
Hello again, I just remembered about some Sardonicsmiley’s work that labeled WIP but probably never will be finished. It’s Firefly fusion “Can’t Take the Sky” (http://smiley.zonezine.net/html/38905.html), R, and “Can’t Take the Sky snippet”, PG-13 (http://smiley.zonezine.net/html/86142m.html), Captain/Mechanic (River Tam). And her SGA/BSG fusion ‘Battlestar Atlantis’ (http://smiley.zonezine.net/html/34153.html), PG-13, Commander/President.
I hate to include WIP, especially if they’re likely to never be finished, and this one certainly qualifies. Thanks anyway, though!
I see you have Bull/Bull, so how about Superb Bird-of-paradise/Superb Bird-of-paradise? Or maybe just Bird/Bird since I don’t know if people would remember what kind of bird if they’re looking for the fic here.
Just Another Day in Paradise by lavvyan. Word count ~1,900.
http://lavvyan.livejournal.com/399010.html
I’m actually trying not to include non-human fics, since there are already good, comprehensive lists for those. There are three or four stories that snuck in somehow, but I’m really trying to hold the line at that. (C’mon! Girl Scout cookies — how could I refuse that?
)
I am, of course, going to go read the story right now. I don’t think I’ve seen it before. Thanks bunches for the suggestion and please do keep your eyes open for more.
Can you point me to a non-human fic list?
Sure! Or, actually, I can do even better. This “List of Lists” has at least three or four animal lists of various sorts, plus every other sort of list for your fic reading needs. Enjoy!
http://community.livejournal.com/sgagenrefinders/123742.html
Thanks!
Alas, I fear there is no active list of SGA Animal AUs/ Animal Transformation AUs on the SGA genrefinders list.
*sigh* The two lists I do see there both belong to the same person who is no longer updating them as they were meant only as personal recs list, not a comprehensive list.
Hmmm, I didn’t know it wasn’t being updated. I have too much on my plate to take on another list compilation, though.
I think I’ll ask on sga_noticeboard if there is an active list elsewhere or, if not, if debris_k would mind if some kind soul used hers as the basis for an ongoing one … and if anyone would be interested in that position.
Hey – what are you doing for the next whatever? :sly grin:
Alas, I’m behind on far too many things already to be able to take on the SGA animal lists. I’m only peripheral in the fandom so wouldn’t be able to find them, anyway.
I DID just buy all the show on DVD, but haven’t had time to watch! I would like to be able to add some Rodney/John goodness to the list, if I ever get to where I can think of interesting AU scenario for them.
Oh, honey. Once you’ve built your base you don’t have to go hunting for them. People volunteer them.
The only one I’ve found lately is the dog musher/vet one … and three more people alerted me to it before the day was out. There is a bit of time involved in doing the actual maintenace, but that stems mostly from the fact that I feel compelled to read all the stories that people send to be put on the list. Oh, the hugh manatee.
I’m glad you now have the whole series in your possession. You’ll watch it when the time is right … and then I’m sure you’ll be adding an entry to our list.
How about Cat/Cat? All stories by bethynyc.
When John Met Rodney. Word count 1335. http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/537153.html
Just Another Day in New York. Word count 2760. http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/675691.html
In The Beginning. Word count 2018. http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/766300.html
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
You will not tempt me with your sweet, adorable, cute, fluffy, fuzzy, curly non-humans. You just WON’T!!! :pokes fingers in ears: lalalalalala
(Sorry it took me so long to reply…I had to go re-read ‘em all. Thanks again! And the birds were a lot of fun, too.)
Hello! There’s the some fresh AU goodness: “abriter quelqu’un” by melonbutterfly (http://archiveofourown.org/works/155258), ex-military/hacker, PG-13, 2071 words.
Excellent! Thanks, and I’ll add it in the next round.
Just found a fic where John is Superman and Rodney is Batman, based on a cartoon film. (pre slash)
It’s certainly different.
Public Enemies
http://paleom.livejournal.com/?skip=10
(Once you find the first chapter, I found it best to use the next chapter links).
Thanks so much! I’ll add it in the next go-around.
Hi, I found some old one
. Bump In The Night by unamaga (http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=13836), Vampire/Male!Slayer, 5042 words, PG-13.
Thanks! It’ll go on in the next batch (which should have been last weekend, but wasn’t). Sorry ’bout the late reply, too.
Just found another high school AU: devildoll’s The Happiest Place on Earth.
Thanks! I’ll add it in the next group. The plan is to do it this weekend, but my plans tend to go awry … and then derail in a spectacular fireball of salsa and internet browsing.
New fic. Dog musher/Veterinarian = Happy Trails by padfootthegrim – 20,004
Thanks! I’ll add it in this weekend.
You know, I haven’t checked, but are you accepting any of the Fairy Tales Challenge entries from LJ Comm ‘sga_flashfic’?
If you are, there’s “Coming True” by Kass (aka kassrachel) — John = Tavern-worker / pilot-wannabe & Rodney = Lord of the Manor’s son / scientist — 4,760wds.
Whoops! Just noticed that I have a typo for the word count… s/b 4,730wds. Sorry about that. See what happens when I’m posting in the wee hours of the morning here?
As long as they’re human, I’ll take ‘em wherever I can get ‘em.
Thanks – I’ll add it in this weekend.
So… you’re qualifying human, but do demons / oni count as human since they’re not exactly animals yet not exactly human either? (I think they are human-shaped with a few extras…) If so, then maybe X-parrot’s “Kuro to Ao” should be added. I don’t exactly recall if John had an occupation other than being an oni & Rodney’s companion, but Rodney was, of course, a scientist.
Well, since there are vamps and werewolves, and a merman or two on here already, I’d have to give demons and the like the go-ahead. I’m just trying to exclude animals, robots, and inanimate objects (although I can think of an example or three [cookie, Peep, robot] that break these rules right off the top of my head). I never said I made sense – I’m just trying to keep the list to a somewhat manageable dull roar.
I’ll add that one, too, in the next batch. Thanks!
You’re welcome! I forgot to add a word count for “Kuro to Ao,” which is 8,364wds. This week has got me totally discombobulated – between caffeine withdrawal & then slightly overcompensating my caffeine intake when given the opportunity, this week’s been like going fast forward through near-frozen molasses. Hee!
Thanks! I love a word count, as I think we all know.
I know what you mean about the week. Our office was closed Tuesday due to an ice/snow storm and it threw the whole rhythm off. I didn’t know what time or day it was for the rest of the week. Weird.
Hmmm. Now that I’ve read the story (again – I read it long before I ever considered an AU list), I’m not sure it fits. It seems that my meaning for ‘human’ might be shape-based. But on the other claw, John as a werewolf was not bipedal the entire story, and these guys are.
Plus, it’s so sweet and perfect that I can’t resist it. Okay, decision made. It’s on!
Just posted today, so if you haven’t seen / read it yet, there is All You Can Squeeze From a Lemon” by mckays_girl. John = Bartender / Forced Retired USAF Major & Rodney = Computer Programmer. Word Count is 12,204wds.
“All You Can Squeeze From a Lemon” is also located at http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15971.
Thanks! I only got halfway through it before I had to go to work. (Bosses are so annoying – they make me stop reading and do stuff. :scoff:) It’s good to have your reminder, as all the other shiny will distract me.
I’ll add it in with the next batch.
I found another fic about street musician: Street Musician/Professor, The Street Musician (http://bergann.livejournal.com/253556.html), PG-13, 2380 words.
Cool – you are a star! I’ll add it in this weekend. :crosses fingers:
The new one for your list: Professor/Detective, A Victorian Ghost Story by anyanka_eg (http://archiveofourown.org/works/160712), 4483 words, PG-13.
Excellent! It’s in the on-deck circle with the others.
Found by an accident in the search of another story: Beauty/Beast, Beauty and the Beast by The Lady of Shadows (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2807028/1/Beauty_and_the_Beast), ~5,000 words, PG-13.
more it better!!! Some people would have you believe that Less is more. To that, I say, “Fah!” Math don’t work like that.
Thanks!
An early V-day fic: A Wilted Rose and a Kiss by ru_salki99, where John and Rodney are office workers.
Or rather, not early, as I forgot that the US is not the entire world, most of which is already celebrating V-day.
Thanks for the rec. I’ll add it in the next batch, which will start in about three minutes.
Happy VD to you, too. :big evil grin:
Test, test.
Yay!!!! How are you so magical?
I liked this one very much it’s from the 2008 SGA Big Bang
See No Evil by Greyias
Test Pilot John/Secret Agent & Scientist Rodney
http://sgabigbang.talkoncorners.net/?view=fic&id=28
Thanks!
How the heck did I miss that one? I’ve only read it about ten times!
I think The Sheppard Equation by Leanne fits. Canon!John/Rodney is not working at Stargate Program, PG-13, 23648 words (http://wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15973_
Thanks! I’ll add it in the next batch.
sorry for the slow reply. I went off to read the story, intending to answer after, and fell into the fanfic, forgetting all else. Oops?
have you got velocitygrass do. teacher1John student!Rodney?
http://community.livejournal.com/mckay_sheppard/1823156.html
Holy god, that was dirtyhotwrong! I’ll add it in the next batch, which should be next week some time. I ought to be healed up enough to code by then.
Thanks for the porn!
Couple of new ones
.
Utter crack,I’d say but still
. “Rod Riding Hood” by ChimeraDragon (http://wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=16007), Hunter/Red Riding Hood, PG, 1468 words.
“Catch Me As I Fall” by codemonkey (http://wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=16009&warning=12), SGA/Pern fusion, Dragonrider/Dragonrider, NC-17, 7298 words.
Um, haven’t find this on the list. “Not A Porn Star” Series:
“It’s not like you’re a porn star” by melonbutterfly (http://archiveofourown.org/works/154207), Actor/Scientist, 2205 words.
And sort of prequel of the first one, “Nice to meet you, or something” by melonbutterfly (http://archiveofourown.org/works/174675), Actor/Scientist, 2691 words
Thanks for continuing to be a fabulout fic finding resource.
Sorry it’s taken me so long to reply. There was plenty to get in place before my surgery, then I’ve been slacking in front of the reality tv instead of doing my internet chores. (That restaurant Kitchen trainwreck is just so addictive.) Then my laptop went belly up last weekend, leading to three days of enforced inactivity … but, sadly, it’s mostly done to slacking.
I’ll add all of these in the next batch, which better happen by Thursday or I’ll be forced to kick my own ass.
NHMR Productions, Inc., wherein Rodney is a contractor and John is a person with a degree in journalism who does things on TV.
Thanks for this – it was a fun read!
Sorry to take so long to reply. Medical stuff (not too serious, so don’t worry) plus time off work leads to less productivity and more tv viewing that I had envisioned. I’m getting myself in gear, though, and will be adding to the list this week. Or else! Duh-duh-dun!
I haven’t read it yet, but melagan posted something called “Providence of Stars” that’s set around WWII. It’s here: http://melagan.livejournal.com/257032.html
Will add it as soon as the urge to smash passes.
(Probably this long weekend. I took Tuesday off, too. Bwahahahaha!!!)
new link – some like it cool.
http://www.area52hkh.net/asm/mystic/somelike.php
Thanks very much! Sorry for the delay in responding. My only excuse is a history of sad slackerdom.
I’m planning to add a batch this long weekend.
cat by ForCryingOutLoud
John seems to be a vet while Rodney is owned by a cat… little snippet
http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15664
Thanks! I’ll add it in today. That’s right – I’m actually *working* at stuff on my day off. (On the desktop, more’s the pity, since the laptop is apparently quite dead.:) )
Hey! You need to add esteefee’s new Fair Trade chapter.
I’m on it!
And also – DUDE! There’re several of them that seem to be AU on Hewligan Big Bang. http://www.eternalvox.net/forcryinoutloud/HewliganBigBang/by-pairing.php
I’ll have to go read them. Woe is me.
john =baseball player Rodney= scientist?
http://www.refugeeblues.com/mcshepmatch/2010/work/8w-gs.html
That one is already one there. Since Rodney guessing John’s job is a major theme of the piece, I listed it under “Mystery” so it wouldn’t be spoiled. But thanks for playing.
I love this list, gone through it so many times. Thank you so much for all the work you’ve put into it.
I’m gonna do some shameless self-promoting and put my McShep AU OneShot link here. It’s Dragonrider!John and Mage!Rodney and it’s 5500 words. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7025181/1/The_Mark_of_the_Dragon
Thanks again *goes back to reading and re-reading*
Thanks! I’m happy to be doing it.
That’s awesome! I’ll have to read it this weekend … which is also when I should be adding to the list. How convenient.
Enjoy!
Hey! I just found a new one published by TarlanX: http://mcsheplets.livejournal.com/263070.html
Why haven’t I answered these? (I’m sure it’s all your fault somehow.) :>
And velocitygrass just wrote another AU here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/214910
It’s on. I’m doing the updating now.
http://taffetablue.livejournal.com/10542.html
Definitely worth reading. And thanks for the great list!
Sorry! I just found it on the list– my mistake.
It’s no problem at all. Sometimes the job title I put them under doesn’t match the job title you would put them under. (I actually had one on the list under two different categories once, but don’t tell everyone, okay?)
Thanks for keeping an eye out for me, and send any more you find my way!
You’re welcome for the list! I started it for my own convenience, but I like sharing it even more.
Hey, you have a sort of weird link thing in this line: “Librarian/Physicist = Plenty of Paper by unamaga – 3,840″ the second half leads to the story, but the first part (the “Librarian/Physicist = ” part) leads to a John Sheppard/Remus Lupin story. I’m guessing that’s an accident.
Sorry ’bout that. I’m gonna claim chocolate deficiency as the cause.
Thanks for letting me know! It’s fixed now. Please tell me if you find any other weirnesses lurking.
That’s a totally sufficient excuse.
I will! I’m just re-reading the list so if anything comes up, I’ll let you know.
I haven’t read it yet, but there’s a new one – Maximum Blond – by omg_wtf_yeah that’s at: http://archiveofourown.org/works/226092
It’s on there, baby. (That’s why I always do a Ctrl+F search — ever since somebody pointed out that I had the same story twice. Her!)
I think she just reposted it to AOOO. I’ll update the link.
Wow, I was surprised to see my story on the list. Thank you. As a very new writer in this fandom, it was a thrill!
I’m not quite done with The Barking Dog ‘verse and John and Rodney will have a big role to play in the fifth story.
Thanks for including me.
pink
You’re welcome. Thank you for writing such an engrossing story. Welcome to our fandom – come on in and roll around.
I’ll be checking back to make sure I don’t miss the fourth and fifth parts. (Are they ready yet?) (How ’bout now?)
LOL, I’m hoping part 4 will be ready in a week or so and part 5 a week or so after that. Thanks to the wonderful heat, I’m more than 30,000 words into it.
And I’ve been wallowing in the fandom for a few months and on this AU list, which is an incredible work of love and chock full of McShep yumminess.
Thank you for the warm welcome.
pink
\o/ I can’t wait.
Truth be told, I’m not that much of a Jack/Daniel fan (because I watched the show before I knew what slash goggles were), but I really liked the first two stories. I read the drabble, too. You know, I think there’s a way to make the AOOO show them in whatever order you like. I don’t know it, of course, but I’ve seen stories inserted in the middle of an existing ‘verse.
I’m still trying to work my way through the whole list. I’m doing okay. I’ve had a looooooot of help with it.
You’re welcome for the welcome – and thanks for the thanks! (Sorry, there’s been quite a bit of Dr. Pepper today.
)
I thought I would write to you to let you know that the fic written by bitter-crimson has been deleted. The author apparently purged their journal, which is a shame because I only got to read the original fic before the deletion.
Thanks for letting me know. It turns out that it was only a temporary measure, to deal with the privacy issues LJ was having earlier in the day. It’s back up now.
Wandering about I stumbled across this author’s SGA tagged fic, and I believe this story (from 2007) isn’t on the list, and I think it fits your criteria (do fusions count as AU?). There’s no nookie, but definite John/Rodney vibes.
It’s about 3,400 words if my quick & dirty desktop word-counter is accurate.
Doctor Who? Doctor Rodney McKay, Of Course
(Rodney is Dr. Who, John is a renegade Time-Agent)
http://nixa-jane.livejournal.com/69292.html#cutid1
Thanks for letting me know. I’ll add it in the next batch!
Looking for a fic:
Was trying to find a fic that featured Sheppard as a robot, but he doesn’t realize it until he meets with McKay again (McKay is the one who helped create him). As I remember it, McKay and Radek were creating a group of robots that developed from small mechanical devices that showed the ability to learn. There’re scenes of the robots wheeling around, learning their environment and then learning speech. As they became more complex, some of them stopped functioning, but the ones to survive later became Sheppard and Mitchell. They didn’t know they were robots? Also, it is a Shep/McKay pairing.
Does this sound familiar?
It does sound familiar. That’s Leah and Springwoof’s Scruffy AI ‘verse. The link goes to the Master list of the five stories.
The story that their first entry was a remix of is lavvyan’s Male Enhancement.
Not that I’m not happy to help (I AM!), but have you heard of SGA Storyfinders? It’s a community with thousands of people who can find whatever story you’re looking for, no matter how little you remember about it. (They found one for me based on a very bad description and half a sentence.) They can almost always find it for you faster than I can. Here’s their profile page, with the rules and tips: http://sgastoryfinders.livejournal.com/profile
That’s for when you’re looking for a specific story. When you need a certain kind of fic, say hurt/comfort or Aliens Made Them Do It, you’ll want to ask the SGA Genrefinders. (They’ve been the cause of many an hour lost online.) Here’s their rules page: http://sgagenrefinders.livejournal.com/profile
Hope you enjoy the stories!
Thank you!
I actually posted this then read other comments above that included a link to sgagenrefinders, and from there got lost in all the other stories available!
I think I know the fic you are looking for. In the fic, John was implanted with a cyber-brain after he was shot in the head while in Afghanistan. The brain John uses started out as a computer program.
It’s called “The Difference Engine” by copperbadge.
link: http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/149077.html
Hey, sweetie! Thanks for the walker! ::grin:: Someone on Tumblr just posted a link to this: http://archiveofourown.org/works/215683
I haven’t read it yet, but here’s the summary: John, a downed Hurricane pilot in WWII, is rescued by Rodney who’s tracking strange energy readings in the Sahara. And in another life, their story makes another John and Rodney unwilling Atlantis celebrities.
heeheehee. I hope it was only the smallest of your birthday treasures.
It’s a tricky one. It’s not AU, as much as it is an AU within Atlantis. Someone is writing fanfic about Sheppard and Rodney, set in WWII Africa. It’s very good, though. You should read it.
I read this fic today and thought that it might fit on your list.
Canonesque John [Lt Col]/Author Rodney – The Long Journey Home by skoosiepants – ~11,000 words
http://skoosiepants.livejournal.com/178151.html
Ok here’s the premise of the fic: John is a part of the SGC and went to Atlantis. Rodney is a sci-fi author, who through an Ancient device saw John life in the Pegasus galaxy. Rodney ended up writing a book series based on John’s adventure. Then things go pear-shaped when John becomes unreachable.
I would say more but I don’t want to spoil it.
PS: I think Rodney still has all the degrees he has in canon.
Sorry for the long delay in replying. I just started a new job (yay!).
Thanks! I’ll add it in the next batch.
Congrats on the job. I noticed that all the links for danvers fics appear to be broken. Below are the alternate links to those fics:
Hostage – http://archiveofourown.org/works/59637
Heat – http://archiveofourown.org/works/59638
The Real McCoy – http://archiveofourown.org/works/59640
Entity – http://archiveofourown.org/works/59646
Thanks! And I’ll fix them in the next go-round…probably tonight or this weekend.
How sad when a fic disappears. From sgastoryfinders, the Baker/Physicist story, Atlantis: a coffee shop story by mamaesme is gone because the lj has been deleted.
Hope the new job is going well.
Bummer! And after we hounded her to finally finish it. I’ll remove it in the next batch. I’m so far behind now that I’m not sure it’ll be this weekend, but I’ll try. Thanks for letting me know.
It’s going really well. It’s challenging, and when the people fill their paperwork out correctly I get to give them money. Fun.
Broken Links:
Architects of Fate by Tarlan [tarlanx] (now a fic series) – 65,168
http://archiveofourown.org/series/4245
Choose Your Own Adventure (The Someone to Dance With Remix) by liviapenn
http://remix.illuminatedtext.com/dbfiction.php?fiction_id=665
PS: I also have about a page and a half of links that can be added to the list. I don’t know if I show try to place them in comments for found some way to e-mail you the list.
Thanks for letting me know. I hope to do some work on it this weekend, but I’m so far behind that it might not happen.
Feel free to email it to LDWitte @ hotmail.com (without spaces, natch). Just make sure you put a very clear subject line – something like “Links for the AU List” – as my inbox is set to exclusive. Thanks for helping us all with more good stuff to read.
I just noticed this recently and thought you should be made aware of the mistake:
Researcher/Investor = Lure of the Deep by megalan – 6,107Ars Machina Act I by dmchoi87 – 34,714
(To be more specific, 2 fics are occupying 1 area of the list when they are in no way connected with each other.)
I am pretty sure that the listing should look something like this:
Researcher/Investor = Lure of the Deep by megalan – 6,107
Ex-Navy Seal Resistance Fighter/Skynet Creator, Resistance Fighter & Scientist = Ars Machina Act I by dmchoi87 – 34,714 (Job description added because there was no description)
Thanks for letting me know. I guess that Word ate the words in the middle.
I’m working on the list right now, so it should be fixed if you check it again this evening.
One of the links is wrong.
This story
@@@Ex-pilot/Brothel owner = A Fate So Sweet by Telesilla – 13,730
SHOULD link to here http://archiveofourown.org/works/148322
but instead it links to a different story ‘Life Experiences’.
Weird. I usually check ‘em. I fix it right now. Thanks for letting me know.
Engineer/Egyptologist – The Alexandrian Tablet by giogio – 60,000+
Currently links to the first post of the 15 part series… but none of the pages have links to the “next” part of the story. I’d recommend changing the link to the final “index” post:
http://giogio.livejournal.com/674281.html
Also: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! for collating this list. <3
Thanks for letting me know. I can use all the help I can get. I’ll switch it in the next update (this weekend, maybe?).
And you’re very welcome! I’m glad to help others procrastinate as much as I do.
Ambulance driver/Doctor = Ambulance by rosemending – 1,600
LJ account has been deleted and purged. Waybackmachine do not has it on record either, because bots were not allowed to archive that account.
Dang it! I’ll remove it in the next go-round.
Thanks for letting me know!
Okay, I find another fic to add to the list. I thought it was already on the list but I just checked and it wasn’t.
Construction worker/Canon!Rodney = Construction Work by neery – 2000
http://neery.livejournal.com/28909.html
PS: This would have been in my email if I had known that it wasn’t on the list.
Thanks for letting me know! Off to read it right now.
Hi! http://archiveofourown.org/works/265393 Violating the Prime Directive by Djin7 and Reddwarfer State Enforcer!John/State Enforcer!Rodney.
Thanks for letting me know – I’ll add it right in.
One of my all time favorites: Harmonic Function by shaenie
http://archiveofourown.org/works/120500?view_adult=true
pilot(Air Force)/physicist
Thanks! I’ll add it in.
Missed the Saturday Dance by zoetrope
Pilot(WWII)/Engineer
multimedia tour de force
http://opendoors.transformativeworks.org/mtsd/
oops you had the zoetrope — was looking for it under WWII — sorry
No problem – that happens sometimes.
I’m curious, why was this fic rejected from the list? (It was in the email but placed on the list.)
Botanist, Environmentalist & Ex Eco-Terrorist/Astrophysicist = The Roads Never Lead Where They’re Supposed to Go by eleveninches -23,300
http://dejabu.robot-army.org/sgaroads.html
John and Rodney hooked up towards the end of the fic. Also since John isn’t in the military but a botanist (due to being caught smoking pot in high school among other things), the fic becomes AU.
(Then there’s the fact Rodney not CSO, Sumner lives, Ford lives & that towards the end, Carson was exiled for doing wrong.)
PS: In regards to John work description, he is definitely a botanist. Rodney is the one to say that John is an environmentalist and that when John said that he worked in the “non-profit sector” that it’s code for Eco-terrorism.
I didn’t think it fitted the criteria.
The main purpose of this list was to gather fics where both Rodney and John have professions different than those in canon. It’s not enough that the events playing out in Atlantis differ from those in the series. (That’s every fanfic ever written.) That vital piece of info got removed from the intro paragraph at some point – I’ll put it back in.
This story is more of a half-canon AU. There are some that managed to sneak in but I’m loath to add any more, since they’re outside the list’s remit. I did try to talk skaredykat into compiling a list of half-canon stories (after she expressed dismay that I had excluded one), but didn’t manage to rope her into it. If you’d like to start one, I’m sure that squidge.org would be happy to host it.