Giant McShep AU List

So, anonymoouse had a Word McShep AU list (~180) where John and Rodney have non-canon jobs. I got tired of cutting & pasting into the address bar, so I copied them here and made links (’cause that’s less work :grin: ), then shared it so others could enjoy the bounty. This led to stories suggested by: sgagenrefinders, sheafrotherdon, altyronsmaker, danceswithgary, aqualegia, flyakate, hyperfocused, valiree, toft_froggy, ariadne83, rheanna27, bironic, danceswithgary again (she’s up to 241 now!), sga_santa, sgafan33, goddess47 (who steered me towards Crossroads), pollitt, lavvyan, ratcreature, whose Recs List I shamelessly plundered, SGA Big Bang, elaran’s rec list, anonymoouse, skaredykat, skinscript, almostnever, jane_connor, mecurtin, omg_wtf_yeah, the sgareversebang, the AU filter on AOOO, squidgie, Connor, lina, sga_santa, wonapalei, Shibela, meander, Joya, Flitter, Leila, Mimi, K, and JD. And entropy_house, Joya, sgafan33, Marian, and Wolfie have sussed out a bunch of dead links and typos! Phew! That’s a lot of good help!

Latest additions
*** week starting 6-01-12 (42)
&&& week starting 6-10-12 (94)
+++ week starting 11-25-12 (36)

Currently: 1,080 entries

Alphabetical by John’s job*
*All pilots (except ‘ex-pilots’) are under ‘pilot’, with the sub-type in parentheses.

Sequel/backstory/companion pieces can be found just under the original entry.

‘Verses with separate stories listed are either not internally linked or not all posted on the same website – you can back arrow to the list so as not to miss anything.

Vegas AUs are all under vVv. (ps. some of them are gen)

(Also? If I could make one request fandom-wide, it would be for a word count on every fic.)

Key = John’s job/Rodney’s job – link – word count

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2nd grade teacher/College professor = Elementary!verse by flyakate – 9,739 (8 stories)

3-day eventer/Trainer = Know How to Fall by Auburn – 83,883

7-11 day manager/7-11 night manager = Critical Mass by esteefee – 463
–Sequel: A Visit From the Home Office – 1,529

7-year-old –> husband/6-year-old –> physicist = Quantum Entanglements by reddwarfer – 13,000
–Sequel: Index Cards (and things written in the margins) – 592

aAa

Academic/Gangster’s moll = The Big Gay History of the World by Rachael Sabotini – 23,811

Academic/Professor = Vindaloo by femmequixotic – 886

Accounting firm president/Accountant = [shift] Reality by gblvr – 12,518
–Cut scene: AU Scene – 487
–Remix: Reality Organization by ekaterinn – 3,172
–Remix 2: Shifting Reality (Best Imitation of Myself Remix) by kyuuketsukirui – 1,173

Actor/Actor = You’re Cool, I’m Fine by gblvr – 2,892

Actor/Agent = Idol by trinityofone – 3,550

Actor/Auditor = Taxed Return by runaroundkid – 15,152

Actor/Psychic to the Stars = Star-Maker by darkhavens – 883

Actor/Reseacher = The Tangler and the Hunter by Elayna – 30,730

Actor/Scriptwriter = He Got a TV Eye on Me by seikaitsukimizu – 9,300

Actor/Partner = Private Life ‘verse by darkmoore – (4 stories)

Advertising exec/Tax software geek = Marriage of Inconvenience by Kat Reitz and Tzigane – 54,210 (please note the warnings)

Aerialist/Circus manager = Biggest Ever Sky by halowrites and lilysaid – 10,794

Aerialist/Steampunk scientist – The Long Engagement by omg! wtf? yeah. - 51,222

Aeronautical design company CEO/Barista & TA = Breakfast Bite by Istar – 9,373

Aeronautical design company executive/Astrophysicist = The Convenient Husband Part 1 by mz_bstone – 6,434
Part 2 – 5,983

Aeronautical engineer/Professor = How There Was A Giant Conspiracy To Kidnap Rodney And Possibly Even Torture Him, or, The Chase by chaletian – 6,042

Aeronautics executive/Engineer = Objects in the Rear View Mirror by silverraven11 – 17,421

Aerospace engineer/Sci-fi writer = Flying Blind by idiasm and daydreamer – 2,228

Aesthetician/Astrophysicist = Creamy Gay Facials by bitter-crimson – 3,448
–Sequel: More Creamy Gay Facials – 1,090

Agent/Musician = Spellbound by forcryinoutloud – 510

+++Air Force Colonel/Dot-com millionaire – Draconian Measures by Tarlan – 54,233

Airplane collector/Tollbooth worker = While You Were Sleeping Redux by lavvyan – 26,759

Airplane designer/Airplane designer = The One Where John Adopted Susan and Claire ‘verse by velocitygrass – 10,482 (3 stories)

Airplane designer/Bartender = For Better or Worse by crownglass39 – 39,909

Airplane designer/Engineer = Company Men by mahoy – 2,249

&&&Airplane designer/Scientist = Heart Not for Sale by teh_helenables – 2,084

+++Alchemist/Demon = Demon Snippet by lavvyan – 1,040

Alien/Musician = Starcrossed by lavvyan – 3,100

Alien/Physicist = A Physicist of Earth by OtherCat – 2,484

Alien/Scientist = The Ways of Earthlings by lamardeuse – 1,189

Alteran/Alteran = Reliance Week by sherrold – 2,194

Alteran/Farmhand = Beauty by blinkiesays – 3,820

Ambulance driver/Doctor = Ambulance by rosemending – 1,600 (available by email upon request)

Amnesiac/Neurologist = Doctor/Patience Confidence by custardpringle – 15,642

Ancient/Merman = Under the Sea by lavvyan – 952

&&&Angel/Angel = On Angels by Lady Yueh – 428

Angel/Angelico = Archangel by czarinakathryn – 11,938

Angel/Demon = Before It All Went Pear-Shaped by teh_helenables – 2,000

Angel/Devil = Says One to the Other by unamaga – 514

Angel/Scientist = Detour to Bethlehem by danceswithgary – 3,378

Animal trainer/Movie producer = Picture… Perfect by X_V – 1,406

Anti-globalisation protester/A-gp = The One Where They Are Anti-globalisation Protesters by sapote3 – 8,200

Apocalypse survivor/ Apocalypse survivor = The Hard Prayer by Rheanna – 30,247

Ariel/Prospero = Rodney’s Tempest by RosiePaw – 3,451

Art dealer/Art conservator = Domesticity Is Not an Art Form by chiasmus – 790

&&&Art student/Physics professor = Our Styrofoam Universe by teh_helenables – 2,634

&&&Artist/Pharmaceutical sales rep = Into the Groove by lemurgrrrl – 3,046

&&&Assassin/Monk = The House of Stone and Light by melagan and neevebrody – 13,700

Assassin/Scientist = The Arizona Project ‘verse by seperis – 29,493 (3 stories)

Assassin/Witch = High Stakes ‘verse by lavvyan – 8,332 (3 stories)

Assistant/Kids’ science show host = Dr. Rodney’s Science Corner by runpunkun – 251
–Companion: Catalysis for Dummies by crysothemis – 2,233
–Remix: Steady State by thedeadparrot – 1,723

Assistant/Magician = A Kind of Magic by 2of7 – 8,499

Astronaut/Astronaut = One small step by forcryingoutloud – 172

Astronaut/Flight director = A Rough Road Leads to the Stars by Freyja – 7,177

Auction-goer/Bachelor auction item = Prince Charming by coreopsis – 7,279

Author/Military – N.O.R.W.I.C.H. by tzigane and Kat Reitz – 114,000

Author/Scientist = Till It Shines (The Secret Life of Rodney McKay) by wesleysgirl – 16,000

Aviator/Scientist = A New History ‘verse by sheafrotherdon – 17,938 (3 stories)

bBb

Bait/Laptop genius = Tribulation by micehell – 3,988

Baker/Astrophysicist & engineer = The Foster’s Bakery ‘verse by almostnever (Cesare) & anatsuno
A Place on the Corner by anatsuno & almostnever – 8,600
–Missing scene: Independence Day by anatsuno & almostnever – 1,821
Remembrance Day by anatsuno & almostnever – 3,200
Pear & Gorgonzola by almostnever & anatsuno – 3,300
Clementine Tarts by almostnever – 4,462
Whiskey Cupcakes by almostnever & anatsuno – 5,600
Wine Therapy by anatsuno & almostnever – 21,347
Yeast by almostnever – 1,500
Natural Harvest by almostnever – 1,600
Marjarom by almostnever – 100
Coffee by almostnever – 361
Honey – 1,804
Crackerfic by almostnever – 913
Beer & Popcorn by almostnever – 4,749
Essentials by almostnever & anatsuno – 1,800
–AU of A Place on the Corner = In a Place by almostnever – 1,050
Work (2 drabbles by almostnever, 2 by teenygozer and 1 by ldyanne – scroll down) – 500 total

Baker/Food critic = The Sweetest Thing by corinna – 4,000

Ballet dancer/Ballet master = The Company by chimosa – 2,383
***–Sequel: Part two – 1,351

Bank robber/Bank customer = Abilene by nilahasi – 1,450

Bar owner/Businessman = Explosions by laytoncolt – 14,700

Bar owner/Columnist = Wayward Youth by facetofcathy – 873

Barista/Barista = The One Where John and Rodney Work at Starbucks by Punk and Sab – 949

Barista/Programmer = The Perfect Cappuccino by Rachael Sabotini – 2,214

Barista/Scientist = Press Down Onto the Earth by teh_helenables – 835

Barista/Scientist = Where the Brave Dare Not Go by Telesilla – 18,013

Barman/Chef = Restaurant au by linaerys
*** The Opening – 4,000
*** Balancing Act – 7,000
***Heat Wave – 2,100

Bartender/Computer programmer = All You Can Squeeze From a Lemon by mckays_girl – 12,143

Bartender/Scientist = Santa in a Stetson by kho – 17,104

&&&Baseball player/Sports announcer = Bottom of the Ninth by trinityofone – 2,412

Bear/Baby by fairy = Fairly Stupid Tale by MrsHamill – 13,755

Beast/Scientist = Unconventional Beauty by jane-elliot – 30,381

Beauty/Beast = Beauty and the Beast by The Lady of the Shadows – 5,000

Beekeeper/Chef = Moosebutt Honey ‘verse by dogeared, crysothemis, & sheafrotherdon – (9 entries)

Best man/Guest = Stellar by gblvr – 3,879

Bike messenger/Office worker = Be My Yoko Ono by kashmir1 – 8,982

Black ops/Engineer & Astrophysicist = All These Things That I’ve Done by tzzzz – 9,504

Blood bank worker/Composer = It’s What You Don’t See by Telesilla – 8,268
–Remix: It’s What You Hear by argosy – 7,767

Bodyguard/Billionaire = Never Wanted to Dance (With Nobody but You) by liketheriverrun – 18,790

Bodyguard/Billionaire = Office Space and Other Tools of the Villainous Plot by refracting – 1,960 (available by email upon request)

+++Bodyguard/King = Five drabbles: Unfunny, Just Checking, Thorough, Crafty, & Temporary Fix by mific – 500

Bodyguard/Librarian = I Don’t Do Floors (The Rest is Negotiable) by danceswithgary – 15,316

Bodyguard (Oddjobber)/SGC physicist = The Protection Racket by kormantic – 14,000

Bodyguard/Scientist = Always Sleep With My Guns by fiercelydreamed – 2,300

Bookkeeper/Businessman = Moonstruck by goddess47 – 6,900

Bookkeeper/Carnival mechanic = Cotton Candy by jackie_brown – 2,768

Bowler/Bowler = Strike! by snowglobe1275 – 1,900

Boyfriend/Jealous boyfriend = Those Green Eyes by Jae Kayelle – 631

Boyfriend/Rock star = AU!verses by mystic – 13,176

Boy toy/Scientist = My Boss the Boy Toy by nixa jane – 2,518
Part Two – 1,490

Bull/Bull = Happy Cows Come From Pegasus Pastures by cottontail – 899

Businessman/Astrophysicist = The Innocent’s Dark Seduction by goddess47 – 10,124

+++Businessman/Businessman = Lover Come Back by brighid – 9,705

Businessman/Businessman = Suddenly You’re Mine ‘verse by forcryinoutloud – 16,461 (3 stories, 2 new***)

Businessman/Businessman = A Yellow Wood by tigerlady – 2,083

&&&Businessman/CEO = Roaming Holiday by Goddess47 – 9,425

Businessman/Scientist = Untitled by hestia_lacey – 3,500

Businessman/Secretary = A Regency Tale by graceandfire – 57,400

Butler (robotic)/Rodney = Necessary Things by cupidsbow – 2,376

cCc

+++Candidate/Communications manager = Primary Season by velocitygrass – 20,423

&&&Camp counselor/Camp counselor = Atlantis Summer Camp by snowglow1275 – 17,885

Captain/Mechanic = The Message by oneechan19 – 2,200
–Sequel: The Other Message – 683

Captain/Physicist = The Prisoner of Zenda by eotu – 30,665

***Captive/Captor = Thought I Was Getting Carat Gold, and What I Got Was You by kyuuketsukirui – 200

Caterer/CEO & inventor = The Proposition by jane-elliot – 62,510
–Sequel: The Proposition 2: The Proposal – 27,229

***Caterer/Client = Catering by velocitygrass – 744

Cattle drover/Australia biologist = A Blue True Dream of Sky by isilya – 8,665

Cavalry officer/Inventor = The Last of Summer by Luthien – 624

CEO/Assistant = Beau of the Ball by velocitygrass – 7,092

&&&CEO/Scientist = First Impressions by cerrad – 1,975
&&&–Sequel: Second Thoughts – 2,057

CEO/Scientist = A Boyfriend For Christmas by lenore – 19,595

CEO/Scientist = The Single Dad and the Tycoon by Tarlan – 9,680

Chef/Chef = Hot off the Grill by melagan – 3,122

Chef/Chef = Top Chef, Full-on SGA Style by crimsonclad – 2,500

Chef/Executive = Irresistible by feline-feral – 10,488

Chef/Writer = New Shores by velocitygrass – 42,315

&&&Cherub/Cherub = Throw Himself Into the Sky by Epiphanyx7 – 4,097

Chief of Staff/Library of Congress librarian = In Which Tibet Features (sort of) by 9zanite – 10,569

Chief of Staff/Researcher = HQ800, or Single in the Capital by oriolegirl – 4,151

Chief toy tester/Head elf = A Merry McShep Christmas by suki_blue – 3,442

Chocolatier/Physicist = Kiss Your Sassafrass by perspi – 1,150

Cinderella/Imaginary friend = Whatever You Wish For by skoosiepants – 12,000

Cinderella/Prince Snarking = Coming True by Kass – 4,691

Client/P.I. = A Face That Nobody Knows by aesc – 44,136

Client/P.I. = Joining With the Jackal Pack by fiercelydreamed – 9,500

Coach/Teacher = Einstein by tigs – 1,721

Coach/Teacher = Not Like Years Ago by kyuuketsukirui – 824

Code monkey/Code monkey = The One Where They’re Code Monkeys by Siria – 1,580

Coffee shop owner/Coffee shop worker = Help Wanted by suzvoy – 2,558

Coffee roaster/Science exhibit designer = Fair Trade ‘verse by esteefee
Fair Trade – 18,661
Moebius – 33,837
The Walk by squidgie – 469 (Ronon/Sandi)
On a Bad Day – 2,558
Old and New – 1,175
Infinity Cubed – 3,220
Fairly Competent – 201
Beginnings – 4,000
A Smarter Tradition – 1,228
Chess Game – 261
Bean by Bean – 898
Wind Arrow – 14,487
First Storm – 304
Quake! – 663
Blue Angels – 100
***In Flagrante – 465
***’Tis the Season – 594

Collector of magical water (what?)/ Inventor = The End of the World As We Know It by lavvyan – 3,594

College newspaper editor/Gay Dear Abby = Not Exactly Rocket Science by apple_pi – 9,320

College student/College student = The Application of Practical Physics by Siria – 1,475

&&&College student/College student = Circle Kicking by aesc – 2,314

College student/College student = Close Quarters by kisahawklin – 1,501

College student/College student = Feels Like Home by elandrialore – 3,522

&&&College student/College student = Finally Found Out by velocitygrass – 3,029

College student/College student = Preferences by mezzo_caminn – 1,224

&&&College student/College student = Someday My Prince Will Come/He’s Behind You by bluejbird – 3,105

&&&College student/College student = Supply and Demand by yin-again – 3,701

+++College student/College student = The Undocumented Hazards of Ping Pong by czarina_kathryn – 3,956

College student/Hotel receptionist = Hotel California by rock_mafia – 1,940

College student/Roommate = How to Have a Relationship Without Even Trying by ladycat777 – 7,654
–Dark version: Spiral by ladycat777 – 2,000

College student/Roommate = Making Friends and Influencing People by immoralilly – 6,224 (available by email upon request)

College student/Roommate = Roommate Troubles by zabbers – 3,442

College student/Tutor = Except For a Few Small Bruises by justbreathe80 – 14,791

Colonel/Scientist = Little By Little To the Truth; or, a Narrative of the Atlantis Expedition by Telesilla – 5,766

Colonist/Colonist = A Theory of Chromatic Acculturation by OtherCat – 1,395

+++Commander/Engineer = Self-Made Men by enigmaticblues – 17,233

Community organizer/Photographer = Depth of Field by lamardeuse – 19,873

Composer/Author = Quiet on the Set by fractalreality – 1,364

Congressional page/Congressional page = McKay and Sheppard The Congressional Pages Story (without the sleazy perverted Congressman) by tex – 1,514

Conman/Conman = The Best Things in Life are Free by kajikia – 3,8008

Conman/Tech expert = Hustle by zinnith – 14,688

Construction/Chef = Of Tarot Cards and Table Settings by kisahawklin – 10,313
–Prequel: All Hallow’s Eve – 4,795

Construction/Professor = Restoration Hardware ‘verse by aesc – 17,400 (5 stories)

Cop/Astrophysicist = Start Where You Begin by skoosiepants – 16,000

Cop/Bounty hunter = Life in Little Canada by laytoncolt – 15,499

&&&Cop/Cop = Chasing the Dragon by trillingstar – 3,406

***Cop/Cop = Undercover Preparation by velocitygrass – 1,362

Cop/Hacker = Live Free or Die Hard by sian1359 – 43,392

Cop/Robot designer = Memento Mori (Seize the New Day) by neevebrody – 21,331

Cop/Teacher = Speed Far Greater by tense_past – 7,823

Cowboy/Astrophysicist = Down on the Ranch by foggynite – 17,975

Cowboy/Ex-Bostonian = Peace and Quiet by elandrialore – 1,010

Cowboy/Scientist = A.T. Lantis Corral by forcryinoutloud – 7,438

&&&Cowboy/Scientist = Love in the Midwest by lar_laughs – 16,781

Creature/Mage = The Sacrificial Mage by taste_is_sweet – 65,000

&&&Critic/Scientist = Everyone Has a Story by inthekeyofd – 3,422

Cupid/Mortal = With This Arrow by BiPagan – 995

Cupid/Psyche = An Old Story by aesc – 8,167

Customer/Cell phone repairman = Can You Hear Me Now by nakedwesley – 2,162

Customer/Inventor = McKay’s Mechanical Marvels by lavvyan – 1,020

Cyclist/Trainer = le maillot jaune by someinstant – 1,117

dDd

Dance instructor/Professor = Strictly Ballroom by roaringmice – 9,225

Dance instructor/Professor = Waltz, Tango, Foxtrot by out_there – 21,972

Dancer/Dancer = La Vie En Rose by indybaggins – 3,220

Dancer/Pianist = The Pegasus Academy of Fine Arts by seigeofangels – 1,000

Delivery guy/Vet = Lucky’s Hitlist by fathomlessspite – 4,293

+++Delivery man/Mattress salesman = Barn Doors and Junk Galore by tarie – 921

Demolition expert/Consultant = Sheppard Demolitions: We Blow Sh*t Up by yin-again – 5,778

Demon/Angel = The Bang and the Clatter by trinityofone – 2,125

Demon hunter/Demon hunter = A Year in the Life by ignipes – 3,245

Deputy Communications Director/Deputy Chief of Staff = Woot Canow by Siria – 1,482

Designer/Designer = John Sheppard’s Guide to Surviving Project Runway by sheafrotherdon – 7,103

&&&Designer/Designer – In Over Their Heads But Making it Work Anyway by puddleofgoo – 145,656

Detective/CSI = It’s Not at All Like the TV Says by melonbutterfly – 899

Detective/CSI = Wrapped in a Red Ribbon by auburn – 22,897

Detective/Criminologist The Pegasus Device by liketheriverrun – 41,000

Detective/Detective = The Dark Side of the Task Force by reddwarfer – 9,700

Detective/Detective = Endgame by maverick – 10,000

Detective/Detective = Six Years at the BPD by omg! wtf? yeah. - 550 (pre-slash) (Perhaps we can persuade her to write the next act? Let’s try, shall we?)

Detective/Forensic scientist = Through to Sunrise by dogeared – 1,851

Detective/Musician = The ‘R’ Word by Orthain & Rina – 60,217
–Sequel: The ‘M’ Word by Orthain & Rina – 16,396

Detective/Physicist = Haunted by azurelupis – 28,735

Detective/Physicist = Woobie!verse by Elayna – 72,325 (8 stories)

Detective/Professor = A Victorian Ghost Story by anyanka_eg – 4,483

&&&Detective/Runaway = Rodney’s Case by topiarymary – 7,765

Detective/Scientist = Days of the Week or The Tango Rodney by clockstopper – 3,900

Detective/Scientist = Disengage by teh_helenables – 1,100

&&&Detective/Scientist = Set Fire to Our Bed by someidiothasice – 12,535

Detective/Sorcerer – Beginnings ‘verse by Neo_Star0114
Beginnings – 2,050
Believe – 26,072
Learning – 19,813

Detective/Tech expert = Following the Lead by velocitygrass – 17,238

Doctor/Astrophysicist = Better Than by seiyaharris – 4,805

Doctor/Doctor = Little Victories by apple_pi – 734

Doctor/Doctor = Living Will by toomuchplor – 700
–Prequel: Plus Ça Change – 1,133

Doctor/Gate team member= Light Duty by yin_again – 1,213

Doctor/Military = Welcome to Atlantis by lillyjk – 2,091

&&&Doctor/Pickup = To Fly Without a Plane by melonbutterfly – 5,171

Doctoral candidate/Aerospace consultant = Mathematician by elementalv – 4,331

Dog musher/Veterinarian = Happy Trails by padfootthegrim – 20,019

Dog Sheppard/Cat McKay = Cats and Dogs by mystic – 10,386

Dog walker/Doctor of physics = Walk This Way ‘verse by yin-again
Walk This Way – 7,079
Pretty Persuasion – 298
Flying Weekend – 544
Lateral Stability – 4,720
Small Packages – 147
Undercover – 102
A Grave Undertaking – 916
Changes – 906

Dom/Sub = The Spaces Inside by lavvyan – 8,078

Drag queen/drag queen = Puddlejumper, Queen of the Desert, by Siria – 5,054

Dragon/Journeyman smith = On the Wings of Imagination by X-parrot – 3,762
–Sequel: With Healing in his Wings – 6,928

Dragonrider/Dragonrider = Catch Me as I Fall by codemonkey – 7,298

Dragonrider/Dragonrider = Dragonlord by Icarus – 86,873

Dragonrider/Healer = Acceptance by macx – 21,161

(new link) Dragonrider/Mage = The Mark of the Dragon by FlitterFlutterFly – 5,492

Driver & novice actor/Actor = East Bound and Down by elayna88 – WIP (link goes to tag page)
Part 13 (not linked from part 12)
Part 14 (not linked from part 13)
Part 15 (not linked from part 14)

Driver/Car designer = Life in the Fast Lane by ldyanne – 16,199

Driver/Mechanic = Fireball ‘verse by celli lane
Fireball – 27,401
Wrecks – 2,121
3 Fireball deleted scenes – 1,754

Driver/Pit mechanic = Stick Shift by ras elased – 4,020

Druggie/Supplier = Station by ladyflowdi – 984

Drugstore clerk/Drugstore clerk = Building Bombs by busaikko – 11,451

Drummer/Guitarist = Everything Else is Secondary by skoosiepants – 5,437

Duke/Lady = To Marry a Duke by saldemonium and yarnaddict – 10,028

eEe

&&&Earth sprite/Water sprite = High-Water by lavvyan – 1,606

Ecdysiast/Groom-elect = Ecdysiast by forcryinoutloud – 1,949

Editor-Assistant-Cook-Husband/Author = Sign by pollitt – 1,140

Educator/Educator = Violating the Prime Directive by DJIN7 & Reddwarfer – 10,495

Electrician/Plumber = Wrench by Toft – 2,153

Elf/Elf = Elf (or It’s a Wonderful Elf Life) by Siria – 960

***Elf/Human = Elf by velocitygrass – 789

Elf/Prince = Le Beau En Stasis by Rachael Sabotini – 2,570

Elf?/Shopper = Jingle Wings by forcryinoutloud – 5,469

Emergency responder/Volcanologist = Volcano by shrift – 8,797

Energy company exec/Dot-com millionaire = Workin’ Men (Somewhere To Go) by nolonger19 – 7,700

Engineer/Air Force = War Stories ‘verse by busaikko – 25,496 (7 stories)

Engineer/Egyptologist – The Alexandrian Tablet by giogio – 60,000+ (goes to a list of chapter links)

Engineer/Professor = Prove Your Hypothesis Right by pinn – 5,180

Engineer/Scientist = Dinner Party by Allyndra – 3,300
–Sequel: Dinner Party: Part 2 – 1,768

Engineer/Scientist = Prolegomenon by forcryinoutloud – 4,088

Escaped subject/Researcher = Hegira by kellifer_fic – 23,478

Evil overlord/Rodney = Evil Overlord Sheppard by graceandfire – 6,233
***–Sequel: Evil Overlord Sheppard Visits Atlantis – 8,448

+++Ex-Air Force/Astrophysicist = Guessing Game by that_which – 10,176

+++Ex-Air Force pilot/Scientist = Still the Same by secondalto – 1,823

Ex-convict personal assistant/Composer = Counterpoint ‘verse by nestra – 12,918 (5 stories)

Ex-military/Author = Grounded by velocitygrass – 20,435

Ex-military/Professor = Eat Your Vegetables by siria – 1,199

Ex-military/Scientist = Moving Day by altyronsmaker – 968
–Sequel: Handy Man – 460

Ex-military/Scientist = The Observer by Elayna – 12,384

Ex-military/Scientist = The Temptation of Adam byrhiannonhero – 9,058

&&&Ex-military bartender/Artist = Chasing Sheppard by scrunchy – 13,604

Ex-Navy/Scholar = Escapade by Siria – 2,212

Ex-pilot/Merman? = The Lonely Sea by Tarlan – 26,732

***Ex-pilot/Astrophysicist = Friendly Persuasion by billietallent – 4,397

Ex-pilot/Astrophysicist = A Stop at Willoughby by danceswithgary – 36,534

Ex-pilot/Author = Entangled Particles ‘verse by zinnith & the_cephalopod – 135,000+ (26 stories)

Ex-pilot/Author = Slipped Past by Freyja – 2,216

Ex-pilot/Barista = Coffee and Sarcasm by inbarati – 2,681

Ex-pilot/Boyfriend = Surrogate Father by hackthis – 1,464

Ex-pilot/Brothel owner = A Fate So Sweet by Telesilla – 13,730
–Sequel: I Have Made My Choice – 2,214

Ex-pilot/Businessman = Heaven Is A Place On Earth by moodymuse19 – 24,200

Ex-pilot/Businessman = Ring Out, Wild Bells by skoosiepants – 6,800

Ex-pilot/Cat whisperer = The Cat Whisperer by ForCryinOutLoud – 16,174

Ex-pilot/Collector = Socks and Keys and Stuff (and John) by lavvyan - 1,502

Ex-pilot/Concert pianist = Solitary man by Bluespirit – 40,002

Ex-pilot/Engineer = A Big Day by mific – 1205

Ex-pilot/FBI agent = Lean on Me by Elayna – 14,692

Ex-pilot/Maze designer = Not Without a Plan by argosy – 20,700

Ex-pilot/Physicist = Blink by lavvyan – 4,884

Ex-pilot/Physicist = Hostage by dvs – 9,865

Ex-pilot/physicist = Jungle Fever by cupidsbow – 8,887

Ex-pilot/Physicist = Push/Pull by Jane Elliot – 66,532 (It’s off the web again, but I can email you a copy.)

Ex-pilot/Rodney = Taking the B Train by ldyanne – 19,570

Ex-pilot/Scientist = Liminal by viva_gloria – 56,254

Ex-pilot/Scientist = Live Life Ordinary by lavvyan – 4,587

Ex-pilot/Scientist = Of Cold Making Warmth by Siria – 3,717

Ex-pilot/Scientist = One and All by aesc – 6,730
–Sequel: Playing the Body -1,435

&&&Ex-pilot/Scientist = Transitions and Revelations by sethoz – 3,674

Ex-pilot/Teacher = Sky Full Of by rageprufrock – 31,400

&&&Ex-pilot/Vampire = Bite Me by Flamedancer33 – 13,820

+++Ex-pilot cruise line owner/Ex-pop star musical director = The Devil Will Drag You Under by HYPERFocused – 5,496

Ex-pilot grocery owner/Professor = A Supermarket in California by taffetablue – 7,603
–Coda: City Hall – 291

Ex-pilot kennel minion/Vet = It’s All Your Fault Radek, You Meddling Bastard by fawkesielady_ed – 65,529

Ex-pilot prison/Inventor = How the Gallows Smile by lifesscar – 17,617
Part 2

Ex-pilot radio host/Scientist = Alaska to Florida – - the Long Journey of Finding Yourself by velocitygrass – 29,153

&&&Ex-pilot salesman/Traveler = Planes, Trains and Automobiles by skoosiepants – 2,256

Ex-pilot scientist/SGC Scientist = Blast From the Past by pollitt – 4,100
–Companion: Wake Up Call – 1,200

Ex-pilot soap opera actor/soap opera actor-writer = Daytime Drama by hyperfocused – 9,659
–Sequel: Zestful – 1,096

Ex-pilot thief/Ex-civilian contractor = Welcome to the Darkside by Mystic – 30,606

Ex-pilot trophy husband/Physicist = Rules of Engagement by velocitygrass – 22,950

Ex-pilot US Marshal/Astrophysicist = Safe Surrender by zoemathemata – 42,526

&&&Ex-soldier/Betrothed = John Sheppard’s Deal with the Devil by squidgiepdx – 1,836

Ex-soldier/Composer & pianist = Double Escapement by GloriaMundi – 7,137

Ex-soldier/Inventor = The Road to Nowhere by le-mot-mo – 16,885

Ex-soldier/Physicist hacker = abriter quelqu’un by melonbutterfly – 2,071

Executive producer/Writer = Winding Up by elandrialore – 1,000

fFf

&&&Fairy Godfather/Cinderella = The Tale of CinderRodney and the Fairy by melagan – 5,501

Fairy Prince/Rodney = Fair by minnow1212 – 18,500

Fairy Prince/Thumbling = Thumbling Down by lavvyan – 1,684

Falconer/Physicist = Falconry for Beginners by bluflamingo – 3,622

Fallen angel/Angel = Grace, Too by perspi – 1,371

Farmer & handyman/Physicist = A Farm in Iowa ‘verse by sheafrotherdon, dogeared, aesc, esteefee, and siriaeve (with contributions from most of fandom, it seems :D )

+++Farmhand actor/Businessman = O Little Town by Toft – 5,762

FBI agent/Detective = Impossible Choices by zibal_01 – 5,477

FBI agent/FBI agent = The Truth Is Out There, And So Are Those Life-Sucking Green Things by strangefrontier – 2,443

FBI agent/Pianist = The Real McCoy by dvs – 10,273

FBI agent/Physicist = Hindsight ‘verse by rageprufrock – 32,042 (3 stories)

FBI agent/Scientist = Gift Horse by misspamela – 7,505

&&&FBI agent/Scientist = You Don’t Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression (But If You’re Going To Do Something, You Might As Well Keep At It Until You Do It Right) by Sian1359 – 15,783

FBI agent/Surveillance expert = The Rules of Attraction by seperis – 43,605 (caution: WIP)

Fed/Forensic anthropologist = Joyeux Noël by icantfollow – 1,300

Festivalgoer/Musician = Glastonbury ’87 – ’07 by rasah – 9,781

Figure skater/Coach = Out of Bounds by icarus – 223,996

Figure skater/Curler = Broomstacking by scriptory – 2,186

Figure skater/Hockey player = Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada (2010) by sardonicsmiley – 6,451

Financier/Scientist = Slept too Long by fawkesielady – 22,969

+++Firefighter/Astronomer – Rodney (A Retelling of Roxanne) by PaleoM – 38,299

Fireman/Fire victim = Fight Fire With by elandrialore – 2,227

Fireman/Physics researcher = By the End of April by lavvyan – 10,789
–Sequel: August Blaze – 2,200

Fisherman/Chef = Romance at the Roadkill Grill by lamardeuse – 22,349
–Drabble: Pie by dogeared – 100

Fisherman/Fisherman = Mayday by seekergeek – 4,579

Flight instructor/Professor = Austin ‘verse by Bluespirit – 4,031 (4 stories)

Florist/Florist = War of the Silver Birch by kat reitz and tzigane – 8,015

Football coach/Teacher = Open Your Eyes by thedeadparrot – 25,660

Fratboy/Grad student = Under the Sea by astolat – 4,494

Friend/Oblivious = Death by Chocolate by forcryinoutloud – 2,631

Frog/Prince = The Frog Prince by neevebrody – 3,701

Fry cook/College teacher = Out of the Frying Pan by kisahawklin – 18,413
–Sequel: Into the Fire – 1,973

Fugitive/Engineer = Freedom’s Chance by ladysorka – 19,376

gGg

&&&Garage saler/Psychic professor = Sixth Sense by Bluespirit – 587

Genie/Physicist = 1,001 Nights Aren’t Enough by lavvyan – 1,983

Gentleman rescuer/Kidnap victim = A Dangerous Desire, or McKay Makes a Match by janne_d – 48,073

Ghost/Ghost = Heaven on Their Minds by moonmip – 1,762

+++Ghost/Student = Able to Fly by busaikko – 25,344

Ghost hunter/Talk show host = Fearless, Mindless Fancy by giddygeek – 4,300

Gigolo/Pimp = To Pimp or Not to Pimp by le_mot_mo – 2,051

Girl scout cookie/Girl scout cookie = The Epic Tale of John and Rodney, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love by bittercrimson – 1,250 (plus images)

Gladiator/Senator = Morituri te Salutant by ras_elased – 23,000

+++Goblin King/Doctoral student = Step Through by snarkydame – 10,220

Golfer/Journalist = Holding up a 1-Iron by sparrowhawk17 – 9,654

Grad student/Grad student = The First Circle by aesc – 950

Grad student/Grad student = Maximum Blonde by omg_wtf_yeah – 20,486

Groom-elect/Spy (worst ever) = Tomorrow Might Be a Good Day by kHo – 2,719

+++Guard Captain/Prince = Once Upon a (Prescription) Mattress by that_which – 1,419

Guide/Sentinel = Imperfections: John and Rodney by Dasha - 36,328

Guide/Sentinel = Like Strawberries in Summer by darkmoore – 34,743

Guide/Sentinel – Sentinel 101 ‘verse by Orithain and Rina – 163,831 (4 stories)

Guitar store owner/Selmelier = Hard Sel by aesc – 3,400
–Sequel: A Day of Salt and Newspapers – 2,960

Gym owner/Astrophysicist – Interstellar Penetration by maudlinrose – 2,512 (available by email upon request)

hHh

Hairdresser/Colorist = True Colors ‘verse by yin-again
True Colors – 2,081
True Confession – 296
Student – 201

Haunted homeowner/Ghostbuster = Entity by dvs – 27,140

Head of Security/Corporate thief = The Atlantis Stone by Mystic – 69,600

Headphone tester/Telecommuter = SYN/ACK by anjanka7 – 4,850

Herald/Herald – Companion ‘verse by seekergeek – 46,350 (21 stories)

High school coach/High school hooker = My New Achilles Heel by kyuuketsukirui – 100
–Remix: Ganymede’s New Groove (The Erastes Expansion) by sabinelagrand – 3,909

High school football player/High school geek = Run, Fight, Win by Epiphanyx7 – 1,032

High school senior/High school senior – The Best Things in Life are Free ‘verse by smittywing, et al – 100,000 (10 stories)

High school senior/High school senior = Stars of Track and Field by unamaga – 6,904
+++–Sequel: Always Get Your Way by kashmir and unamaga – 3,043

High school student/High school student = Class of 2005 by coreopsis – 34,567

High school student/High school student = The Happiest Place on Earth by DevilDoll – 7,489

High school student/High school student = One Crazy Weekend by skoosiepants – 8,000

High school student/Private school student = Hands-On Science by nindulgence – 4,545

&&&High school student/Teacher = Lock the Door by rageprufrock – 6,655

Hockey player/goalie = Stanley is Just a Cup by mystic – 14,542

Hockey player/Hockey game attendee = Life Experiences by ranereins – 1,463

Honkytonk singer & carpenter/Physicist = Trouble ‘verse by sheafrotherdon
A Whole World of Trouble – 9,000
–Deleted scene: Snippet – 142
–Companion: Little Things You Say and Do by argosy – 1,639

Hooker/Astrophysicist = King of Wishful Thinking by magarks – 19,890

&&&Hooker/Scientist = Gentleman of Pleasure by forcryinoutloud – 1,929

Hooker/Scientist = Hook or Crook by rageprufrock – 2,000

Hooker/Scientist = House Call by lenore – 749
–Sequel: Three Visits and One Date – 1,292

&&&Hooker/Scientist = Rentboy ‘verse by Liondragon – 28,069 (23 stories)

Hotel receptionist/Wedding planner = Hotel Atlantis by Siria – 3,418

Househusband/Professor = Misinterpretations by vanwaelda – 11,010

Human/Tree guardian = Into the Wood by Neo_star0114 – 3,108
–Sequel: Searching for Truth – 2,830

Hygienist/Dentist = Able to Zoo by Punk – 2,783 (there are 26 snippets here – several are McShep)
–Sequel to P (Pander): Zing – 638 (not explicitly stated as a sequel)

iIi

Ice cream man/Doctor = Pete’s Ice Cream by velocitygrass – 489

Ice cream man/Masters student = Aspects of Divinity (the world is my oyster) by kariye – 13,246

&&&Inceptor/Inceptor = If I Were To Go Back To College by auburn – 10,120

Infomercial host/Inventor = But Wait, There’s More! ‘verse by lavvyan – 17,126 (3 stories)

Ingrid/Cary = Entanglement by linaerys – 25,000

Inmate/Inmate = But For the Grace by kellifer_fic – 2,059

Insurance agent/PA = The Amazing Quest of John Sheppard by forcryinoutloud – 12,131

Interior designer/Businessman = Major Redesign by shusu – 9,800

Interior designer/Interior designer = Technical Perspective: A Civilised Discourse in Interior Design by Pennyplainknits – 13,709

Interior designer/Scientist = Taking The Cake by miasnape – 3,118

Inventor/Chief scientist = The Touchstones of Our Characters by velocitygrass – 35,066

Iratus-bug-modified soldier/Android = Stargazing by lavvyan – 4,070

+++IT guy/Professor = Sorry, Wrong Number by omg_wtf_yeah – 16,801

jJj

Jessica Rabbit spy/handler = John Sheppard Is Not Bad. He’s Just Drawn That Way by beadattitude – 921

Jewish student/Jewish student = A Narrow Bridge by Kass – 18,178

***Job seeker/Employee = I Only Want the Same as Anyone by kyuuketsukirui – 1,200

Jogger/Chalk-snitching physicist = Not a Porn Star ‘verse by melonbutterfly – 11,375 (5 stories, 1 new***)

Junk store clerk/Professor = Junk Cheap by DevilDoll – 13,546

&&&Juror/Juror = The Case of the Cunning Kidnapper by 2of7 – 9,209

kKk

Karate instructor/Lawyer = Karate John & Uncle Rodney by seikaisukimizu – 4,700
–Sequel: Why Rodney Became a Lawyer – 3,128

&&&Kid/Kid = Paper Airplanes by neevebrody -773

&&&Kid/Kid = Kindergarten by nakedwesley -1,117
&&&–Sequel: Kindergarten II – 939

Kid/Kid = The World That We Live In (No, We Can’t Go Back) by kyuuketsukirui – 1,374

Kidnappee/Kidnapper = The Hostage Major by frostfire – 15,625

King/Artist = Torchlight by scatterglory – 2,665

King/Prince = The Kiss: A Fairy Tale Story by ca_pierson – 2,686

Kite store owner/Physicist = Fly Wishes to the Sky by cathalin – 24,884

+++Kitten owner/Vet = A Stitch in Time Saves a Trip to the Emergency Room by kisahawklin – 4,850

Knight/Monk = Nunc Dimittis by temaris – 5,564

lLl

Lab assistant/Scientist = On Life and Living ‘verse by WesleysGirl – 73,000 (33 stories)

Lab assistant spy/Scientist = The Stargate Affair by lovelokest – 13,388

Landscaper(?)/Dot-com billionaire = Plan C, or How Rodney McKay Lost His Wife and Gained a Galaxy by toomuchplor – 8,938
–Sequel: Plan D, or How Rodney McKay Went Offworld and Found His Way Home Again – 1,972

Law student/Lawyer & professor = In the Interest of Full Disclosure by v_angelique – 4,153

Lawyer/Pianist = Atlantic City by tafadhali – 10,224

Lawyer/Prince = love like a storybook story by Siria – 19,905

Liar/Physicist = The Sheppard Equation by Leanne – 23,648

Librarian/Bookstore owner = Book’verse by rue-du-hoquet (The Acrobat) and ekaterinn
The Imperfect Enjoyment by The Acrobat – 544
I ♥ Boston (Five Things About John Sheppard, Librarian) by The Acrobat – 1,138
I ♥ Boston (The Amanda Dillingham Young remix) by paradise_city – 2,500 (Author’s fic is only available in a locked community, with open membership. You can join, read, and unjoin again if you choose. Here’s the community profile page)
Drawing Hearts on Lattes by ekaterinn – 521
Something Like Flying by The Acrobat and Ekaterinn (alternate, Sheppard/Lupin ending to series) – 4,977

Librarian/Physicist = Plenty of Paper by unamaga – 3,974
+++–Sequel: Reference = 1,442

Librarian/Professor = After the Other ‘verse by Siria – 25,372 (10 stories)

Lifeguard/Algae biologist = What (Who) I Did on My Summer Vacation by yin_again – 2,801
–Sequel: Summer Nights – 222

Lifeguard/Camp counselor = Campfire Law by notpoetry – 11,500

Lifeguard/Retired physicist = Converging by purna – 26,939

Lifeguard/Student = 80 Proof by Lyra Sena – 1,958
–Sequel: Pier 8 – 2,940

Linguist/Linguist = OT(P) by sabinelegrande – 314
–Sequel: A Walk on the Slippery Rocks – 733

Literature professor/Physics professor = Academic by rageprufrock – 5,506

Lord/Brothel servant = The Licentious Lord by Pouncer – 2,267

Lord/Butler & valet = Master of the Manor by _inbetween_ – 6,700

Lord/Writer = Time and tide ~ a love story with interruptions for murder by Bluespirit – 40,448

Lumberjack/Enviromentalist = Tree Hugger by lavvyan – 4,272

Lysander/Hermia = A Midsummer Night’s Tale by lavvyan – 11,765

mMm

Mage/Astrophysicist – Whale ‘verse by friendshipper, naye, and xparrot – 100,000+ (19 entries)

Magician/Designer = Now You See It, Now You Don’t by yavannauk – 1,706

Magician/Student = Any Technology Sufficiently Advanced by soleta – 5,260

Mailman/Physicist = They Say He Was On the Moon by Freyja – 2,275
–Sequel: Neither Sleet nor Snow nor Rain, Rain, Rain… by neevebrody – 1,160

Male-to-Female transgender/Female-to-Male transgender = You’ve Written Your Own Directions (And Whistled the Rules of Change) by kyuuketsukirui – 2,505

Mall employee/Mall employee = A Three-for-Two Special, Thursdays, After Six
by hyperfocused, ca_pierson, siriaeve, and sheafrotherfon
– 4,303

Marching band conductor/Band designer = The Corps by kisahawklin – 13,723
–Deleted scene: Water Fight – 1,062

Marine tech/Vet = Wide Open Ocean by setissma – 10,558

Marquis/Astronomer = Marrying the Marquis by zoemathemata – 46,072

Matchmaker’s receptionist/Professor = Playing With Matches by randomeliza – 10,823

Math department head/Physics & Engineering departments head = The Barking Dog Winery ‘verse by pinkdiamonds 98,972 (10 stories – first three and last one are Jack/Daniel)

Mathematician/Mentor = Phantom of the Laboratory by elementalv – 11,026

Mathematician/Mountie = Teamwork by Magus Minor and Methaya – 25,984
–Deleted scene: Deleted scene – 510

Mathematician/Physicist = The Jump to the Left ‘verse by glitterandlube – 17,258 (all 18 stories in one A03 entry)

Math professor/Physics professor = Stress Relief by velocitygrass – 4,433

Math teacher/Soloist = Ancient Music by linaerys – 18,671

Matrix technician/Physicist = The Ghost Wind by OtherCat – 1,337

Matrix!John/Physicist = Out Into the Real World by Mithreon – 21,229

&&&Mechanic/Astrophysicist = Hearts in Disguise by teh_helenables – 1,498

Mechanic/Genderfucked Rodney = With Bones Like That by torakowalski – 9,000
–Companion: The One You Believe – 1,081

Mechanic/Physicist = God Does Not Play Dice With The Universe, But I Will by elenlilta – 4,800

***Media consultant/Scientist = Uncovered by pollitt – 1,121

&&&Mercenary/Scientist = StarGA(Y)te Safari by hellpenguin – 4,727

&&&Mercenary/Vegas!Rodney – All Worlds Converge To Where You Are by gottalovev – 45,776

***Merman/Prince = What Is Idle Babble For? By omg_wtf_yeah = 12,878

Meteorologist pilot/Meteorologist mathematician = Cloud Nine by almostnever – 17,769

Military/Angel = The Power of Love by wickedwords – 1,883

+++Military/Serial killer = That Sweet Moment by pushkin666 – 462

Miller’s son/Puss= Rodney-in-boots by fenchurch1 – 2,239

Mistletoe victim/Mistletoe victim = Festive by Siria – 998

Mobster/Mob boss = A Mobster’s Work is Never Done by springwoof – 2,985

Model/Designer = Clothes Make the Man by rina and orithain – 28,153

&&&Model/Designer = Project Atlantis by rageprufrock – 802

Model/Painter = Complementary Colours by yin-again – 12,958
–Sequel: Analogous Colors – 4,423

Model/Reporter = Phi by Siria and aesc – 8,702

Model/Student = Art Appreciation by laytoncolt – 1,316

&&&Motorcyclist/Cop = Speed Trap by florahart – 1,522

&&&Mountie/Forensic anthropologist = Mountie on the Mountain by bergann – 6,154

Musical theater star/Reporter = Don’t Ask Anymore by lavvyan – 2,300

Musician/Agent = Baseline by rageprufrock – 2,168

+++Musician/Intern = Sing Me a Love Song by littlebuttercup – 759

Musician/Millionaire = Skirting the Issue by _inbetween_ – 582

Musician/Multi-millionaire = Some Like It Cool by Mystic – 44,920

+++Musician/Musician = Iratus: the Revival by mific – 18,747

Musicologist/Conductor = Tactus by toomuchplor – 4,028
***– Sequel: Fermata – 432

Mutant/Mutant = Earthquakes and Supernovae ‘verse by melonbutterfly – 4,395 (3 stories, first one is gen)

Mystery/Aerospace designer = A Question of Quantum Physics, Molecular Attraction and Timing by gottalovlev – 18,000

&&&Mystery/Professor = A Beautiful Mind by bergann – 5,475

nNn

Naked guy/Scientist = Pleasant Surprises by sakuracorr – 2,471

Nanny/Businessman = And a Roost for Every Bird by Siria – 10,854

&&&NCIS Agent/NCIS Agent = Frame Up by wingwyrm – 2,701

Neo/Trinity = The One by elandrialore – 776

New neighbor/Lawn genius = And the Green Grass Grows All Around by bitter_crimson – 2,362

+++Newspaperman/Newspaperman = The Atlantis Herald by Pistol – 6,421

Nightflyer/Awaiter = Light On by lavvyan – 709

&&&Nobleman/Scientist = Easily Persuaded by Tarlan – 5,691

Nude model/Photographer = Nothing Says Happy Holidays Like… by lenore – 2,809

Nursery school teacher/Clown = Fun with Blind Dates by busaikko – 294

oOo

Office worker/Office worker = Open Office by velocitygrass – 1,024

Office worker/Office worker = A Wilted Rose and a Kiss by Ru_salki99 – 1,109

Oni/Oni = Kuro to Ao (Black and Blue) by Xparrot – 8,341

***Outlaw/Scion = Hero of the Prairie by Neery – 6,684

pPp

PA/Scientist – Monk AU ‘verse by Neo_Star0114
It’s a Jungle Out There – 12,238
Three Snapshots – 3,280
Disorder & Confusion Everywhere – 1,231
Might Just Kill You – 5,510
Hey, Who’s in Charge Here? – 6,825

Parent volunteer/Substitute kindergarten teacher = Kindergarten Rodney by honey_babes – 3,904

&&&Patient/Patient = I Saw You There (So Unaware) by teh_helenables – 761

Pawn store owner/Pawn store owner = J & R Pawn by apple_pi – 1,042

Peep/Peep = Jumping Into the Peep End by danceswithgary – 751

Peter Pan/Wendy = Second Star to the Right by icantfollow – 11,000

&&&Phantom/Pianist = Stranger Than You Dreamt It by Cesare – 569

Phone sex operator/Theoretical astrophysicist = Hotline ‘verse by laytoncolt
The Hotline – 4,203
The Partyline – 1,534
Ring Off – 1,992

Photographer/Food artist = Clean Plate Club ‘verse by yin-again
Clean Plate Club – 7,963
New Day – 215
Picture This – 679
Soup Weather – 813
Taste Test – 189
Photo Story – 361
Focus – 142
Distraction – 3,545
Pickup – 223
Tempered – 2,331
Best in Show – 539
Two Drabbles – 284 (scroll down for second one)

&&&Photojournalism student/Herpetology student = Lionel’s Story by Bluespirit – 29,246

Physicist/Biologist = Biological Imperatives by elvichar – 20,194

P.I./M.E. = Case at Hand by neevebrody – 12,753

&&&P.I./Professor = The Little Sister by Martha – 53,270

Pianist/Phantom of the Opera = All I Ask by lavvyan – 1,200

Pilot (air ambulance)/Doctor = Buffalo Wings by omglawdork – 15,705

Pilot (air ambulance)/Geophysicist = A Hundred Happy Things by busaikko – 30,003
***–Sequel: At the Company Picnic – 576

Pilot (Air Force)/Astrophysicist = Anallagmatic by sian1529 – 39,617 (pre-slash)

Pilot (Air Force)/Astrophysicist = The Atlantis Factor by sian1359 – 88,463

Pilot (Air Force)/Astrophysicist = I Believe in Wishful Thinking by pentapus – 22,400

Pilot (Air Force)/Astrophysicist = Last Will and Testament by speranza – 23,467

Pilot (Air Force)/Elf = Welcome to Antarctica by planetkiller – 2,643

Pilot (Air Force)/Grad student – Fading Skies by Diamond Raven – 65,432

Pilot (Air Force)/Lawyer = A Moment’s Consideration by monanotlisa = 9,246

Pilot (Air Force)/Music teacher = All You Can Be by beingothrwrldly – 4,348

Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Apocalypse Rising by sian1359 – 81,681

Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Everything But Love by cottontail – 24,200

Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Fighting Falcon by yin_again – 5,749

***Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Harmonic Function by shaenie – 8,281

Pilot (Air Force)/Niece-adopting physicist = Small Primes & Square Roots by liviapenn – 12,533

Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Unhealthy Attachment by amireal – 6,837

***Pilot (Air Force)/Scientist = Final Order by velocitygrass – 20,442

Pilot (Air Force)/Trauma surgeon – The Architects of Fate ‘verse by Tarlan – 65,168 (4 stories)

Pilot (Air Force)/Wizard = Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology by Quasar – 23,072

Pilot (airline)/Flight attendant = Pegasus Airline AU by star_language – 11,830 (5 stories)

Pilot (airline)/Mechanic = Sky of Longing by eternallycait – 15,000

Pilot (airline)/Professor = When You Know You Were Born to Fly by justbreathe80 – 15,528

Pilot (airline)/Teacher = Stranded at the Drive-In by kashmir – 1,909

Pilot (airship)/Inventor = The Amorous Adventures of the Air Pirate and the Inventor; or, The Dragon’s Tale by seleneheart – 5,070

Pilot (Ancelsterrian)/Prince = How To Run To; A Survival Guide By Prince Meredith (Edited By John Sheppard) by theravenwrites – 8,200

Pilot (barnstorming)/Mechanic = To Walk on the Wind ‘verse by danceswithgary – 1,570 (3 stories)

Pilot (bush)/Jesuit priest = Si Muovo by Kass and Sihaya Black – 39,146

Pilot (Cavalier)/Physicist = Buckaroo Zelenka and the Atlantis Cavaliers by sian1359 – 23,554

Pilot (charter)/Amnesiac Physicist = Unidentified ‘verse by fiercelydreamed
Unidentified- 30,000
Canon for Two Instruments – 5,345 (missing scene)
Coda- 6,800

Pilot (charter)/Billionaire scientist – Divergent Paths: Glimpses of the Future by puddleofgoo – 126,482

Pilot (charter)/Businessman = The Billionaire Who Bought Christmas by valderys – 2,911

Pilot (charter)/Businessman = Romance Not Included by danceswithgary – 19,851

Pilot (charter)/Computer security expert = It’s Magic by lamardeuse – 23,578

Pilot (charter)/Consultant = Hair Today by zinfic – 8,623

Pilot (charter)/Physicist = The Nantucket ‘Verse by aesc, dogeared, sheafrotherdon, and siriaeve
(link goes to index page)

Pilot (charter)/Scientist = Romancing Alaska by ionaonie – 34,000

Pilot (charter)/Tourist(?) = Heat by dvs – 45,197

***Pilot (flight instructor)/Scientist = Meteor Shower by velocitygrass – 2,534

Pilot (freelance)/Tech specialist – Code of Honor by Reddwarfer – 41,732

Pilot (helicopter)/Engineer = Bridges by busaikko – 52,003

Pilot (helicopter)/Paleontologist = Las Cinco Muertes by Tarlan – 17,459

Pilot (helicopter)/Physicist = Thaw by lamardeuse – 5,088

&&&Pilot (helicopter)/Porn King = The Porn King: A Fractured Fairytale by mischief5 – 2,663

Pilot (helicopter)/Scientist = Black Helicopters ‘verse by whizzy – 141,049 (6 stories)

Pilot (Independence Day)/Scientist = Throttle by kashmir and unamaga – 2,630

Pilot (military)/Millionaire = Reaching for the Moon by kateshortforbob – 1,706

***Pilot (news helicopter)/Astrophysicist = Wet by yin_again – 10,795

&&&Pilot (pirate)/Scientist = Dreams Beneath Our Feet by neevebrody – 9,560

&&&Pilot (pirate)/Scientist = Recruitment Drive by bluflamingo – 5,644
&&&–Sequel: Penguins & Sparrows & Stars – 9,837
&&&–Remix: Penguins, Sparrows & Stars {Be Free to Fly remix} by thisissirius – 5,068

Pilot (RAF)/Cryptographer = The Ethical Life by sabinelegrande – 5,981

Pilot (rescue)/Talk radio host = Cosmic Snake Eyes by skinscript – 6,800

Pilot (SGA)/Scientist = In the Absence of Intention by silverraven – 8,494

Pilot (space)/Engineer = Flight by velocitygrass – 24,721

Pilot (space fighter)/Alien = Maybe, Baby by omg_wtf_yeah- 27,885

Pilot (student)/Mechanic = Atlantis Flight & Cargo ‘verse by sloganeer – 4,877 (4 stories)

Pilot (taxi)/Scientist = The Promotion by laytoncolt – 2,665

Pilot (test)/Astrophysicist = Sting of Destiny by jade_dragoness – 9,900

+++Pilot (test)/Dot-com millionaire = Your Glasses by velocitygrass – 2,055

Pilot (test)/Engineer = Missed the Saturday Dance by zoetrope – 11,884 (plus images)

Pilot (test)/Engineer = My Favorite Colonel by pir8fancier – 14,625

Pilot (test)/Engineer = The Road to Nevada by lamardeuse – 38,342

Pilot (test)/masseur = Rub You the Right Way ‘verse by yin-again
Rub You the Right Way – 3,134
Graduation Present – 799
Stacking the Deck – 267
Playing Your Hand – 150
Paper – 118

Pilot (test)/Scientist = See No Evil by Greyias – 89,048

Pilot (test)/Sex toy inventor = Purely Scientific Reasons, of Course by zinnith- 5,123

Pilot (widowed)/Nanny = The Sound of Science by le-mot-mo – 34,382

Pilot (WWII)/Ground crew = Something to Remember You By by hestia_lacey – 17,119

Pilot (WWII)/Mechanic = Returning Hero by rasah – 6,683

Pilot (WWII)/Physicist = The Providence of Stars by melagan – 23,888

Pilot (WWII)/Scientist = After You’ve Gone by moodymuse19 – 32,000

Pirate/Plantation owner = The Privateer by Sandy – 2,522
–Sequel: The Winds of Change by Mystic – 31,668

Pitcher/Catcher = Baseball Boogaloo by skinscript – 13,000

Playboy/Scientist = Entanglement by linaerys – 25,217

Playboy/Unpaid assistant = An Affair to Remember by Tira_Nog – 94,149

Poolboy/Programmer = Poolboy ‘verse by mckays_girl
Skimming the Surface – 7,328
Lounging Around – 843
Dirty – 1,386

Pope/Monk = Pope John ‘verse by esteefee and squidgiepdx (17 entries)

Porn newbie/Fluffer = Action by ulthyrja – 1,464

Porn star/Porn star = Contractual Obligations by velocitygrass – 4,423

Porn star/Porn star = The Doctor and the Colonel by elandrialore – 605

Porn star/Porn star = Gpfg Studios (link to the community)

Porn star/Porn star = Hank and the Handyman by thegrrrl2002 – 4,763
–Sequel = Hank and the Handyman 2 by outsideth3box – 3,600

Porn Star/Porn Star = Plumber Players 2 by Toft – 3,268

President/Campaign manager = As Wide as the Sky by Seperis – 10,899

President/Chief of Staff = Rights of Man by unamaga – 2,314

President/First Husband = Executive Decision by Siria – 1,226
–Companion piece = Snippet – 454

Priest/Businessman = And I Am There by shetiger – 31,790

Priest/Sin = Revelations by trinityofone – 3,400
–Backstory: Prior Enlightenment by not_sally – 410 (need working link or a copy)

Prince/Cinderella = Size 7½ by lavvyan – 10,321

Prince/Doctor = The Doctor and the Pea by ca_pierson – 921

Prince/Fox = Outfoxed by almostnever – 10,000+

+++Prince/Magi in training = Honor, Among Thieves by rinkafic – 6,182

Prince/Magician = The Sorcerer King by Tarlan – 13,479
–Sequel: The Great Well – 1,760

Prince/Noble = The Shield and the Puddlejumper by fenchurch1 – 21,824

&&&Prince/Prince = Everything Worth Having by teh_helenables – 8,112

Prince/Prince = No Myth by skoosiepants – 11,391
–Remix: Choose Your Own Adventure (The Someone to Dance With Remix) by Livia Penn – 4,732 (available by email upon request)

Prince/Prince = The Ordinary Prince by fenchurch1 – 13,691

&&&Prince/Prince = The Prince with the Golden Balls by antares04 – 807

Prince/Prince = Soraya Didn’t Have to Deal With This by melonbutterfly – 39,810

Prince/Prince = The Vagabond Prince by almostnever – 7,477

Prince/Prince-Consort = The Lab Boy by ca_pierson – 8,153

Prince/Prospective princess = Once Upon Atlantis by Celli Lane – 7,600

&&&Prince/Recordkeeper = The One Adventuring Atlantean by scribblinlenore – 6,704

Prince/Scholar = The Maverick Prince by goddess47 – 14,500

+++Prince/Scholar = When It All Ends, We’ll Write Our History in the Sky by calcitrix and gblvr – 62,380

Prince/Science minister = The Spare by Rachael Sabotini – 13,850

Prince/Scientist = The Prince & The Ego by Never – 2,619

Prince/Servant = The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name by moon_destiny – 3,438

Prince/Tower tenant = Fairy Tale Dynamics by icantfollow – 10,300

&&&Princess/Prince = The Princess and the P-90 by darkrosetiger – 699

Prisoner/Mirdith = Who Could Claim the Sky by lavvyan – 17,465

&&&Prisoner/Prisoner = “M” Is for Monster by seleneheart – 12,166

Prisoner of war/Prisoner of war = Primum Mobile by ella_minnow – 2,093

Privateer/Naturalist = Passion du Corsair by Miss Pamela – 2,857

Professor/Doctor = We Looked Like Giants by hellpenguin – 967

&&&Professor/Physicist = Blind Date by bethynyc – 1,084

Professor/Pianist = Coffee and Juice Boxes by Adrian – 37,900

Professor/Professor = Head of the Class by pir8fancier – 20,167

Professor/Professor = A Meeting of Minds by Keira Marcos – 5,039

&&&Professor/Professor = Thumpa Thump by inthekeyofd – 1,840

Professor/Tech inventor = Out of West by rageprufrock – 25,156

Pro volleyball player/Physics professor = Match Point by foxxcub – 3,600

Psychiatrist/Amnesiac patient = Starting Over by lavvyan – 5,145

Psychiatrist/Astrophysicist = It Takes a Week to Form an Ulcer by paperbinned- 11,047

&&&Psychic/Detective = Communing with Atlantis by indusm – 5,775

Publisher’s agent/Author = Selections From A Scientific Passion by celtiknot – 1,860

Pursuer/Coffee fiend = Five Times Rodney Ran Out of Coffee by dogeared – 1,410

qQq

Quidditch player/Broommaker = McKay’s Quality Brooms & Sundry Oddments (est. 1842) by busaikko – 3,029

rRr

Ramen stall owner/Customer = Thanksgiving Soup by esteefee, art by Chkc – 332

Reality show host/Contestant= King of Bling by Lenore – 1,562

Realtor/Businessman = Puddlejumper Estates and ZPM Enterprises by wyngwyrm – 14,304

Realtor/Scientist = Location, Location, Location by pennyplainknits – 10,020
–Sequel: Pancakes – 415

Reaper/Reaper – Dead Like Them ‘verse by nixajane and forcryinoutloud – 40,453 (4 stories)

Reaper/Scientist = The Man in Black by Jya/Ghost – 3,448
–Sequel: Gentle Is Your Hand – 1,584

Receptionist/Computer programmer = The One With the Staplers by icantfollow – 4,742

Record store clerk/Student = Stakeout by hellpenguin – 3,104

Relationship coach/Businessman = 101 Ways To Get Lucky (In Love) by lenore – 18,231

Reporter/Analyst = History on the Run by sharkie335 – 4,861

Reporter/Derivatives trader = The Interview by seikaitsukimizu – 9,347 (caution: this WIP to have been abandoned)
Part 2
Part 3

Reporter/Pundit = No Business Like It by Siria – 1,166

Reporter/Scientist = The One Where They Meet Online by doctorfumbles – 10,244

Reporter/Superhero = The One With the Kittens and the Packing by nudaydreamer – 1,700

Reporter/Superhero = Unconventional Heroism by sardonicsmiley – 27,630
***–Snippet: Unconventional Heroism Snippet – 726

Research assistant/Physicist = If It’s Wednesday, It Must be Pumpernickel by lamardeuse – 1,612

Researcher/Investor = Lure of the Deep by megalan – 6,095

Resistance fighter/Skynet creator = Ars Machina Act I by dmchoi87 – 34,714

Restaurant manager/Chef = Kitchen Atlantis by laytoncolt – 1,762

&&&Retiree/Retiree = Storm Damage by Bluespirit – 488

Rich guy/Paleontologist = A Leopard’s Tale by cottontail – 21,400

Rich guy/Scientist = Home is Where the Heart Is by morena_donn – 3,854

Rich pretty boy/Academic = To Quote Vince Lombardi, If Winning Isn’t Everything, Why Do They Keep Score? by tex – 1,759

Rider/Trainer = Stirrup Cup by enviropony – 873

Road warrior/Scientist = Atlantis 2505 ‘verse by OtherCat – 14,392 (4 stories)

Robber baron’s son/Inventor = Blue Colorado Skies by xparrot – 11,362

Robin Hood/Alchemist = Oo-De-Lally by skoosiepants – 8,000

&&&Robot/Accountant = Quantum Spirits by melagan – 3,703

Robot/Robot = RD-NE by danceswithgary – 4,356

Rock star/Astrophysicist = When You Piece It All Together, It’s A Love Story by Berty – 10,517

Rodeo rider/Chuckwagon driver = Ten Days in July by blissfire – 4,658

Rodeo rider/Vet = Animal Husbandry by casspeach – 27,438

Ruler/Concubine = Ruler and Concubine by madd4the24 – 4,400

sSs

&&&Sailor/Repairman = After the Flood by cobweb-diamond – 5,909

Salesman/Scientist = Corporate Spin by grammarwoman – 2,100

Sandwich shop guy/Mattress store guy = Bed and Board by hyperfocused – 1,139

Scientist/Military = Parallels ‘Verse by sardonicsmiley
Taking the Long Way Home – 18,550
Taking the Long Way Home snippet – 482
Rising – 3,470
Enough – 3,620
Thirty-eight – 5,320
Dr. Sheppard and Col. Rodney McKay snippet – 1,048
Long Way Home snippet II – 440
Parallels ‘verse snippet – 474
Surprises – 1,240
Easy Like Sunday Morning – 2,350
Easy Like Sunday Morning snippet – 2,700
Come to Bed – 5,800
Come to Bed snippet – 1,395
Out of Place – 4,500

Scientist/Scientist = Just One Drop of Water by Orithain and Rina – 24,788

Scientist/Scientist = Situation, Presented by pollitt – 5,820

Searcher/Searcher = A Rush and a Push and the Land Is Ours by trinityofone – 25,000

Secret agent/Secret agent = Mission: Improbable by sageness – 7,660

Secret agent/Super villain = The Fiendish Plan of Dr. Macabre by cupidsbow – 2,981
–Sequel: Offspring of the Fiendish Plan of Dr. Macabre – 604

Security guard/Grad student = See You When I Get There by lilac_way – 9,982

&&&Security guard/Maintenance supervisor = Down Where It’s Wetter by icantfollow – 2,858

Seducer/Pianist = Twelve Herculean Concerts of Rodney McKay by fenchurch1 – 10,701

Sentinel/Guide = A.W.O.L. by esteefee – 7,491
–Sequel: Foothold – 28,505

Sentinel/Guide = A Contemporary Re-examination of Sentinels and Guide Pair Bonding in North America by Creed Cascde – 3,551
–Sequel: The (Scary) Paper Trail Left in the Wake of Sheppard and McKay – 2,203

&&&Sentinel/Guide = Diploma by internetname – 41,361

&&&Sentinel/Guide = Lost and Found by rosiepaw – 13,286

Sentinel/Guide – The Sentinels of Atlantis by keiramarcos – 171,000 (19 stories)

Sentinel/Guide = The Unlikely and the Unwilling by ladyholder – 20,219 (6 stories)

&&&Sentinel/Guide = What a Sentinel Has To Do by Arnie – 1,857

Sentinel & USAF Major/Guide & Scientist = When I Get Older by chap1870 – 44,000

Sentinel/Guide = Young Sentinels and Guides by Ladyholder – 18,036 (4 stories)

Selkie/Fisherman(?) = What the Sea Has to Give by Siria – 1,678

Sexbot (& not)/Scientist = Male Enhancement variations by lavvyan
Flesh and Blood version – 9,103
Tin Man version – 9,959
–Remix: Scruffy AI ‘verse by Taste_is_Sweet – 196,305 (5 stories)

SGA Lt. Colonel/Sci-fi author = The Long Journey Home by skoosiepants – 11,000

SGC Major/Tok’ra – Tongues of Men and Angels by mad_maudlin – 58,523

Sheik/Astrophysicist = Sandstorms by tahariel – 5,847

Sheik/Harem boy = Shagging the Sheik by lavvyan – 2,700

Shelter volunteer & math professor/Cat adopting astrophysics professor = Forever Home by Bluespirit – 876

Shepherd/Sheep rustler = No Puns, Please by 1ightning – 4,500

Sheriff/CSI = The Silent Land by teh_helenables – 2,000

Sheriff/Physics writer = The Sheriff & The Physicist by Sandy – 11,129

Sheriff/Quaker = High Noon by czarinakathryn – 5,523

Sheriff/Scientist = A Perfect Thirty-Nine Megahertz by honey-babes – 1,700

&&&Shield/Blade – Against All Odds by ca_pierson and darkmoore – 54,307

+++Shipwrecked sailor/Shipwrecked professor = An Unreliable Narrative by mific – 11,425

Shoe salesman/Guest services = Mallrats ‘verse by yin_again
The Dorky One Where They Work at the Mall – 1,486
John Sheppard Goes to the Mall – 917
Rodney and the Movie-Star Bed – 403
Too Early for this Shit – 192
Curious – 716
Military School: All This and a Traumatising Haircut, Too – 940
You Can Go Home Again. And You Can Bring Your Friends – 2,144
PDA – 140

Sideshow freak/Sideshow freak = Soul to Squeeze by perspi – 1,450

Singer/Keyboard player = Four Quarters ‘verse by trinityofone
Four quarters – 8,178
The Sea It Swells – 958
The Bellerophon Brothers – 1,627
Bootleg: The Best of the Puddlejumpers – 3,872 (available by email upon request)
Tokyo Drift – 4,205
Five Covers the Band was Featured On (and why Rodney hates them) – 462
La Familia – 2,334

Sith/Jedi = The Dark Side by astolat – 7,503

Sith acolyte/Technosage = Ascension by Soraya – 11,757

Skier/Ski run designer = The Twenty Year Thaw by denynothing1 – 17,500

Slave/Inventor = Like Deep Pools of Glass by Cerri44 – 2,000

Slave/Scientist = Dearest ‘verse by lavvyan – 8,666 (3 stories)

Slave/Senator = The Blade by Kellifer_fic – 22,008
–Sequel: Aegis – 6,741

Smokejumper/Emergency management official = Flash Point by altyronsmaker – 19,331

Snow White/Grumpy = An Afternoon in Fairyland by megalan – 146

Snow White/Prince = Snow-White by lavvyan – 407

Soccer player/Coach = Goal by velocitygrass – 5,708

Soccer player/Goalie = Sheppard’s Goal by seikaitsukimizu – 670

Sociolinguist/Theoretical syntactician = OT(P) by sabinelagrande – 314
–Sequel: A Walk on the Slippery Rocks – 733

Soldier/Magician – The Return of the Dragons ‘verse by Mithreon – 94,000 (4 stories)

Soldier/Professor = Lie to Me by Ceares – 7,874

Soldier/Sapper = This Versatile Genius by sentientcitizen – 6,300

Soldier/Scholar = (Almost) Rapunzel by lavvyan – 661

Soldier/Sorcerer = The Ice Queen by lavvyan – 9,236

***Soldier/Soldier = Foxhole by velocitygrass – 620

Soldier/Soldier = saw sunset glow by stellarwobble – 376

Soldier/Soldier = True Peace by velocitygrass – 2,274

Soldier/Student = Outnumbered Like the Alamo by Cinaed – 14,475

Soldier/Waterbender = Cycle and Circuit by Alloy – 8,516

Space pirate/Rodney = The Last Hail Mary You’ll Ever Need by chase_acow – 9,335

Space pirate/Space pirate – Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves by auburn – 180,299
–Sequel: Killdeer – 5,736
Everybody Knows – 11,457

Special agent/Scientist = Life in the Fish Bowl by clockstopper – 2,411

Special Ops/CIA = Honor and Country by bluflamingo – 25,000

Sports therapist/Head coach = The Colorado Springs Gate Keepers by ladycat777 – 2,600

Sportscaster/Sportscaster = Devil Made Us Do It by Nny – 3,702

Spy/College professor = Scarecrow and Dr. McKay by lallybroch – 2,595

Spy/Physicist = Man of Mystery by elandrialore – 827

Spy/Physicist = Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Physicist by valderys – 3,530

Spy/Spy = Interlaced by danceswithgary – 17,507

Stepson/Prince = Le Beau et la Bete by fenchurch1 – 15,424

Store owner/Professor = Ventura Highway ‘verse by telesilla – 14,645 (17 stories)

Street musician/Professor = The Street Musician by bergann – 2,380

Street musician/Professor = Tennessee Flat-Top Box by hellpenguin – 1,146

Stripper/Astrophysicist = Adventures in An Astrophysicist’s Life by Elayna – 22,641

Stripper & TA/Physics professor = Bell Curve ‘verse by rageprufrock – 63,164 (7 stories)

Student/Aquarium diver = Spock the Whale by seikaitsukimizu – 1,228

Student/Professor = Breaking the Bank by wickedwords – 1,000

Student/Student = Anywhere But Vegas ‘verse by reddwarfer
Anywhere But Vegas – 2,909
Just A Few Detours – 1,752
A Collision of Habits -1,362

Student/Student = Bagglevarger’s Theory of Inversive Magic by skoosiepants – 18,600

&&&Student/Student = The Call by MistoKitt – 11,240

Student/Student = Hogwarts: The Atlantis Years by Bluejbird – 8,350

&&&Student/Student = Made for Each Other by velocitygrass – 2,281

Superhero/Butler = Batman and Ronon by haitchem – 1,800

Superhero/Physicist – Mightier Still by meansgirl – 43,497

Superhero/Reporter = Not in Kansas ‘verse by Siria – 8,663 (3 stories)

Superhero/Superhero = Flyboy and the Brain by darkrosetiger – 2,500

Superhero/Superhero = Good Guys Don’t Always Wear White by Nel – 31,000

Superhero/Superhero = High School Heroes by sardonicsmiley – 165,000

&&&Superhero/Superhero = The Superhuman Crew By Mad Maudlin – 6,447

Superhero (Superman)/Superhero (Batman) = Public Enemies by PaleoM – 31,793

Surfer/Scientist = Running Blind by cherryice – 6,151

Surfer/Vet = Sunny, California by mystic – 35,685

Surfer/Video game designer = So Happy I Could Die by reddwarfer – 11,589

Surf shop owner/Bookstore owner = Event Horizon Books by daughtershade – 23,505

tTt

TA/Professor = Dark Places, Deep Water, Crowds, and Ducks by ca_pierson – 4,143

Tattoo artist/Physicist = Live a Little ‘verse by squidgiepdx and elderwitty – 6,008 (4 stories)

Teacher/Businessman = The Wedding Date by Elayna – 8,549

Teacher/Student = do. by velocitygrass – 3,372

Teacher/Teacher = The Pegasus School for the Gifted and Talented by hackthis – 2,000

Teacher/Undercover agent = Undercover by corysilver – 5,500

Teenage runaway/Pedophile & serial murderer = John, When He’s Gone by busaikko – 2,258

Teenage runaway/Teenage runaway = Life (Sometimes It Washes Over Me) by kyuuketsukirui – 5,784
–Sequel: Ring of Fire (Nails Driven Through the Steel) by busaikko – 5,707

Teenager/Carnie = Cotton Candy Was King by alizarin_nyc – 1,373

&&&Teenager/Teenager = Do Not Mock the Children of the Night by Epiphanyx7 – 1,327

&&&Teenager/Teenager = Experience by Resonant – 3,923

Teenager/Teenager = Finding Home by ca_pierson – 12,273

&&&Teenager/Teenager = Integration by Parts by wneleh – 3,818

&&&Teenager/Teenager = Lakewood AU Series by hoktauri – 6,115

&&&Teenager/Teenager = Like Pop Rocks on Your Tongue by mireille719 – 1,524

***Teenager/Teenager = Teens by velocitygrass – 1,705

Telemarketer/Teacher = Long Distance Call by fawkesielady_ed – 11,023

Tennis player/Coach = Game, Set, Match by Siria – 1,154

Terminator/Composer = Mona Lisa Box by tzzzz – 14,000

Theater worker/Theater worker = Lantis Cinema and the Pegasus Cafe by bergann – 5,460

Thief/Astrophysicist = Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing – 40,700

Thief/Detective = Impossible Choices by puddleofgoo – 19,700

Thief/ Insurance investigator = The John Sheppard Affair by JiM_ – 13,349

+++Thief/Inventor = Dreaming of Blue Skies by flitterflutterfly – 17,236

Thief/Physicist = French Kiss by indy_go – 10,600

&&&Thief/Thief = Set My Soul On Fire by omg_wtf_yeah – 15,600

Thief/Thief = Sheppard’s Eleven by thedeadparrot – 23,251

Thief/Thief = One Hundred Sixty Acres and a Stitch-and-Bitch Quilt by sheafrotherdon – 5,000

&&&Thief/Thief = Welcome to the Darkside by Mystic – 30,606

Thrall/Vampire = You’re All I Ever Wanted (But I’m Terrified of You) by sabinelegrand – 1,502
–Remix: I’ll See It Through (The Texas Two-Step Mix) by Dee_Laundry – 7,692

Time Agent/Time Lord = Doctor Who? Doctor Rodney McKay, Of Course by laytoncolt – 3,373

Tour boat captain/Restaurant owner = Bar Harbor’s Best by wojelah – 8,152

Train robber/Train robber = The Great Pegasus Train Robbery by friendshipper – 10,500

&&&Truck driver/Passenger = On Thin Ice by Bluespirit – 747

Trust assassin/Scientist = Trust Issues by sian1359 – 19,569

Tutor/Student = Boys Gone Wild by tex – 6,818

TV producer/Talk show host = Late Night 101 with Rodney McKay by sardonicsmiley – 8,280

TV reporter/Game designer = Earth, V. 17 by glitterandlube and wtfbrain – 4,371

TV show host/Contractor star = NHMR Productions, Inc by apple_pi – 9,104

uUu

Unspecified/Astrophysicist = Must Love Dogs by mdime02 – 3,850

&&&Unspecified/Mechanic = The Useless Little Garage in the Middle of Nowhere by lavvyan – 397

Unspecified/Scientist = The Minutes Are Free After Seven by ediblewolfpeach – 2,136

***Unspecified/Unspecified = Autumn by velocitygrass – 219

***Unspecified/Unspecified = Strong Enough to Be (The ‘Not Your Man’ Remix) by kyuuketsukirui – 1,208

UPS man/Mail-ordering physicist = Mail Myself to You by sheafrotherdon , dogeared & aesc – 4,947

vVv

&&&Vampire/High school student = Solar Flare by hoktauri – 1,991

Vampire/Lycanthrope = Dark World by ozsaur – 2,820

&&&Vampire/Mystery = so that I might be where you are by Moon_Destiny – 1,561

Vampire/Not a vampire = Sensual Magic ‘verse by melagan – 24,002 (2 stories)
–Prequel: Shakespeare Never Wrote a Vampire Play by RosiePaw – 7,904

&&&Vampire/Priest – Fated For Love by ru_salki99 – 36,141

Vampire/Robot = The Hand That Feeds You by leupagus – 564

Vampire/Slayer = Bump in the Night by unamaga – 5,042

&&&Vampire/Vampire = Live Forever by velocitygrass – 6,995

&&&Vampire/Vampire = Non Space Vampires by twilight_la_fae – 1,470
Part Two

Vampire/Vampire = Vampire Love by Cypher – 4,358

Vampire/Werewolf = Underworld: Last Stand by lavvyan – 6,225

Vampire (half)/Vampire hunter = He Came to My Hand Like the Nesting Dove by cupidsbow – 476 (scroll down)
–Remix: Yet You Are More Than Traps Or Nets (The Longer and Uncut Remix) by lilyayl – 5,763

Vampire hunter/Vampire = There’s a New Kid in Town by lenore – 3,020

Various/Various = 5 Lives John and Rodney Never Led by chellefic – 537

Various/Various = Four Times John and Rodney Furthered the Evolution of Mankind, and One Time They Just Changed History by lavvyan – 1,490

Various/Various = There Was the Time by elandiralore -1,304

&&&Veela/Daemon = Supernatural by aesc – 846

Vegas ‘verse stories (Please note that some are gen)

***Balance ‘verse by Tarlan – 4,663 (3 stories)

Break and Enter by danceswithgary – 3,008

Breath by sheafrotherdon – 2,500

Dead in the Desert by liketheriver – 3,900

***Defiance by GloriaMundi – 352

Delicate by hestia_lacey – 1006

+++Desert Heat by allofspace – 3,481

Directly You Will Be Directed in the Right Direction by giddygeek – 1,500

Disambiguation by goddess47 – 1,400

Done Gone by irrelevant – 1,543

***Dry Nevada Heat by Karmegeddon – 504

***fell down not out by irrelevant – 1,314

+++Gambling Man by Tarlan – 5,366

***Grow Your Wings by omg_wtf_yeah – 4,581

heads, tails by Siria – 3,048
–Sequel: How Your Heart is Wired – 15,418

+++Highway to Nowhere by sgamadison – 19,093

Highwayman by pollitt – 1,004

In Ways You Can’t Possibly Imagine by telesilla – 3,639
–Sequel: In Ways You Can’t Possibly Imagine 2 – 3,520

Know When to Walk Away by danceswithgary – 4,414

***Laying the Groundwork by lar_laughs – 1,259

+++Like a Silver Chain, Entwined by sholio – 4,837

Lonely Man of Faith by hasida – 1,315
–Sequel: I Said in My Haste, All Men Are Liars – 3,395

+++The Man He Sees by KellethMetheus – 1,888

***Moments in Time ‘verse by mikes_grrl – 36,819 (26 stories)

Not a Solitary Man Anymore by fenchurch1 – 846

Of Stars and Flying by quiet_december – 750

***On the Other Side of the Looking Glass by sandrine shaw – 588

The One Who Walks In by deltacephei – 3,339

+++Paper Ring by monanotlisa – 1,547

Pretty Good Girl by Karmageddon – 1,435

Prologue by kisahawlin – 5,181

Salvage by GloriaMundi – 3,514

Shine Like the Sun by busaikko – 7,268

Slotting Into Place by danceswithgary – 3,091

Solitary Man by shinybug – 5,154

Solitary Man by skinscript – 700

Sympathy for the Devil by kristen999 – 1,600

Three Times John Sheppard Woke Up in the Infirmary (and one time he didn’t) by busaikko – 4,329

***Too Much Information by Telesilla – 777

***Until I Can Find Me by Telesilla – 523

Until Love Can Find Me by isagel – 10,912

Untitled drabble by esteefee – 102

Weak or Strong by glasgowsmiles – 1,598

What Happens in Vegas by spike 21 – 2,400

Where We Are in the Universe by solvent90 – 2,086

Variations ‘verse by kisahawklin – 29,778 (4 stories)
–Companion: Fifty-one by danceswithgary – 2,885

Veterinarian/Cat ownee = Cat by ForCryinOutLoud – 137

&&&Veterinarian/Composer = One Hundred Words for Snow by mausi(openice) – 1,830

Videogame designer/Teacher= Child’s Play by Siria – 1,181

Video game tester/Video game designer = What You Always Wanted by mific – 3,720

Violinist/Composer = String Theory: A Concerto for Violin in D Minor by toft_froggy – 11,518

wWw

Warrior/Priest = Harvest Festival by Ras Elased – 6,813

Water vendor/Frog = The Frog Suitor by cesare – 3,109

Westley/Buttercup = The Princess Crack (aka Our Brains are Just not Right) by squidgiepdx and elderwitty – 11,282

Widower/Novice = The Sound of Science by le_mot_mo – 32,418

Widower/Scientist = Sleepless by villainny – 26,189

&&&Wind sprite/Wizard = The Other Lost by teh_helenable – 3,060

Wizard/Demon = Familiar by SGAtlantisLight – 1,349

Wolf (half)/Red Riding Hood = Rod Riding Hood by ChimeraDragon – 1,468

&&&Woodsman/Student = Little Red Rodney Hood by cat_77 – 2,354

Woodstock attendee/Student = The Aquarians by aesc – 3,870
+++–Sequel: Electric Kool-Aid, Add Fresh Paint – 1,499

Writer/Ghost = Ghost Writer by lavvyan – 5,083

yYy

Yoga instructor/Physics professor = Strangers on a Six Train by eye_queue – 25,000

zZz

Zombie apocalypse survivor (ex-military)/Zombie apocalypse survivor (ex-professor) = In Another Life by meansgirl – 5,206
***–Sequel: first thing that you want (last you’ll ever need) by meansgirl – 1,463

314 Comments on Giant McShep AU List

  1. anonymoouse says:

    Couldn’t see this on the list but just in case.

    john retired pilot Rodney is cat whisperer wip.

    http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15373&textsize=0&chapter=1

  2. Connor says:

    I’m sure you’ve been bombard with the new AU links from the last Atlantis Big Bang so I’ll refrain from it :) .
    Although I found the AU fic ‘Apocalypse Rising’ (http://archiveofourown.org/works/74056) which is canon compliant AU. John is a himself, Rodney’s himself but Atlantis is still not found, and the Wraith invades Earth. R, 82239 words.

    • elderwitty says:

      I haven’t had a lot of suggestions, but I do have an eye on the listing over on AOOO.

      You’ve got great timing – I’m updating the list right now!

      Thanks for letting me know – I’m about 1,000 words in and it’s really good so far.

  3. Connor says:

    Hi, it’s me again. I’ve surfed AOO yesterday and found the extended version of ‘Nunc Dimittis’ by temaris (you already have sga_santa version on your list, in Knight/Monk category), with the epilogue. It’s here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/115872/chapters/161705.

    And I’ve read the new Sentinel and Guide story, ‘Lost and Found’ by RosiePaw. John’s Sentinel, Rodney’s Guide. Words: 13404. Rating R.

  4. Connor says:

    Reincarnate/Reincarnate, Against all odds by ca_pierson and darkmoore http://archiveofourown.org/works/119574/chapters/167504, R, 54503 words.

    P.I./Mystery writer, Time and tide ~ a love story with interruptions for murder by Bluespirit, http://archiveofourown.org/collections/2010_stories/works/119115, R, 41094 words

    Pilot (Air Force)/Medical Doctor, Distant Memories by Tarlan, http://archiveofourown.org/collections/2010_stories/works/117943, NC-17, 42320 words

    • elderwitty says:

      Careful, you’re going to catch up to danceswithgary if you keep up this pace. :grin:

      I’ll have to look at it again, but I think I didn’t put the first one on because it’s not AU enough. Yes, they’re reincarnated, but other than that, they’re pretty much canon J & R (if it’s the one I’m thinking of).

      The second one – I swear I already put it on the list. And, yet, it’s not there. (So now I’m senile, as well.)

      Third one I have no memory of. I’ll have to look at them all while I’m updating this weekend.

      Thanks again!

  5. Connor says:

    Immortal/Immortal, On Dying and Living by ca_pierson, http://archiveofourown.org/works/112042?view_adult=true, R, 10356 words.

    Immortal/Immortal, Fallout by ca_pierson, http://archiveofourown.org/works/112046?view_adult=true, R, 932 words.

  6. Debris says:

    I found this fic for sgastoryfinders and realized it’s not on your list:

    King of Bling by scribblinlenore
    John: TV show host/emcee/TV show producer (look, it’s crack, OKAY?! *g*)
    Rodney: astrophysicist/wannabe rap artist i.e. gangsta (look, you have to read the story to believe it, but it IS true, I swear)
    http://scribblinlenore.livejournal.com/299308.html
    word count: 1,565
    McShep slash, natch ;-)

  7. Connor says:

    Found another story (I hope you don’t mind me spamming your list. If so, sorry in advance):
    Pilot (canon)/Guardian angel, Wonderful Life by icantfollow, http://atlantis-chat.livejournal.com/6681.html, PG-13, ~10,000 words.

    • elderwitty says:

      Not spamming – doing good deeds. Finding new stories is never spam. :D

    • elderwitty says:

      Okay, so. I’ve checked all the stories you gave me links for. I’ve added Nunc and Time and Tide to the list. The others all take place on Atlantis, pretty much from the get-go, so they don’t really fall so much in the AU guidelines of the list.

      They sure were fun to read, though. Thanks again for the recs, and feel free to through any others you come across my way. :D

      (I’m trolling the reel_sga site on LJ for more new stuff right now. Keep an eye out for it!)

  8. WalterH says:

    Just testing new admin notification – you can ignore. :)

  9. Lina says:

    Soo, I’m not sure if this one counts: http://coreopsis.livejournal.com/692917.html Class of 2005, wherein they’re both Highschool Students (32.991 words). It’s completely AU (what with being set in 2005 and Teyla and other people from SGA, Kolya included, being at the school too) until the Epilogue, which is sort of The Rising.

  10. Connor says:

    Stumbled on another couple of fics. It’s fusion with ‘Dragonriders of Pern’.
    Dragon/Dragonrider, On the Wings of Imagination by X-parrot, G, ~3,700 words, gen: http://www.xmagicalx.net/scgi-bin/sga/pern1.html, and its sequel With Healing in His Wings (http://www.xmagicalx.net/scgi-bin/sga/pern2.html), PG, ~7,000 words, pre-slash. I hope I didn’t overlook the title on the list :) .

  11. Connor says:

    The new fic (posted just yesterday :) ): Physicist/Physicist, Head of the Class by pir8fancier, R, http://wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15899, 20754 words.

  12. sgafan33 says:

    I don’t know if this qualifies for your list. Rodney (Mer) is a Waterbender and John (Zohn) is a Firebender. Cycle and Circuit by Alloy. http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=11086

    • elderwitty says:

      I hope it qualifies. It’s already on there. :grin: It was given to me as ‘Scholar/Scholar’, so that’s where I put it. I haven’t actually read that one yet. Maybe I should go do that now. :D

      Thanks for the suggestion!

  13. entropy_house says:

    Hello! I’ve sneaked back to check out the new goodies. YAY for the Dragonrider’s crossover in particular. John-Dragon is wonderful. :^)

    And in skimming the list looking for +++ I just noticed this typo- it should be ‘Quantum’

    7-year-old –> husband/6-year-old –> physicist = Quantam Entanglements by reddwarfer – 13,000

    Thank you so much for this list and all the work you put into it on a continuing basis. It’s given me many happy hours of reading pleasure.

    • elderwitty says:

      I like dragon!John as well. He was so determined to have Rodney for his own. Shows his good taste, I think. :D

      Thanks for letting me know about the typo. I’d've skimmed it a million more time before I noticed it.

      You’re very welcome. I have a lot of fun doing it. I highly recommend it as an antidote for getting any DIY done. At all. :grin:

  14. entropy_house says:

    Found another dead link-
    Ancient/Merman = Under the Sea by lavvyan – 960
    is linked in your list to:
    http://archiveofourown.org/en/works/4081

    I foolishly tried the search on AOOO for a long time before wising up and googling, which found it in seconds.
    http://archiveofourown.org/chapters/5225

  15. Connor says:

    Found something I’ve never seen before :) . Peace and Quiet by Elandria Lore (http://community.livejournal.com/mcsmooch/41849.html#cutid1), some kind of cowboy!AU (John’s cowboy, I’m not sure about Rodney), PG, 1,016 words.

  16. entropy_house says:

    I’m avoiding stuff I should be doing by re-reading stories here. :^)

    I found the link to
    Thumbling Down by lavvyan
    http://archiveofourown.org/en/works/4080 no longer works–

    so I googled and found the story elsewhere
    Thumbling Down by lavvyan
    http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=7796&chapter=3

    And then I discovered it is still on Archive of our own, but the URL is slightly different, omitting the /en/
    Thumbling Down by lavvyan
    http://archiveofourown.org/works/4080

    Happy Holidays!

  17. smlg29 says:

    Could you please send me a copy of Push and Pull by Jane Elliot that you mention in the list? Thanks in advance and also for creating this list. I’m really enjoying reading some of the stories.

  18. wonapalei says:

    I noticed you don’t seem to have zoemathemata’s fic Marrying the Marquis on here, where John is the aforementioned Marquis caught in an *ahem* compromising position with one Meredith Rodney McKay, nephew to the Duke of Carmichael.

  19. Connor says:

    Found the fic I haven’t seen in the list. Finding Home by ca_pierson (http://community.livejournal.com/artword/54010.html), John’s 16-year-old human, Rodney’s 15-year-old Alteran who lives on Atlantis (IIRC), 12,273 words, PG-13.

  20. Connor says:

    And the fairly new one: It’s not at all like the TV says (http://archiveofourown.org/works/151835), John’s detective, Rodney’s forensic expert, PG-13, 899 words.

  21. Connor says:

    The new X-Men/SGA fusion: Supernovae are easy by melonbutterfly (http://archiveofourown.org/works/152373), teenager John is a mutant who makes fire, Rodney is his tutor, also a teenager, who makes earthquakes. G, 1343 words.

  22. Connor says:

    ‘Twelve Herculean Concerts of Rodney McKay’ by fenchurch1 (http://fenchurch1.livejournal.com/19470.html?format=light), 17-year-old mercenary/seducer (John)/16-year-old pianist (Rodney), ~10,400 words, PG.

    “The Maverick Prince” by goddess47 (http://goddess47.livejournal.com/38174.html). John’s the Prince of Atlantis, Rodney’s Scholar, 14,500 words, R.

    “Santa in a Stetson” by kHo (http://lovethesnark.livejournal.com/14217.html#cutid1), John’s a bartender, Rodney’s scientist. 17,000 words, NC-17.

  23. Connor says:

    “My Favorite Colonel” by pir8fancier (http://pir8fancier.livejournal.com/462325.html). Air Force Pilot/Planes Designer, R, 14,650.

    • elderwitty says:

      Okay, I’m gonna get to work now. It’s not like there’s anything on tv to distract me … until Hawaii Five-0 comes on, anyway.

      Look for an update soon.

  24. Connor says:

    Hello again, I just remembered about some Sardonicsmiley’s work that labeled WIP but probably never will be finished. It’s Firefly fusion “Can’t Take the Sky” (http://smiley.zonezine.net/html/38905.html), R, and “Can’t Take the Sky snippet”, PG-13 (http://smiley.zonezine.net/html/86142m.html), Captain/Mechanic (River Tam). And her SGA/BSG fusion ‘Battlestar Atlantis’ (http://smiley.zonezine.net/html/34153.html), PG-13, Commander/President.

  25. sgafan33 says:

    I see you have Bull/Bull, so how about Superb Bird-of-paradise/Superb Bird-of-paradise? Or maybe just Bird/Bird since I don’t know if people would remember what kind of bird if they’re looking for the fic here.

    Just Another Day in Paradise by lavvyan. Word count ~1,900.
    http://lavvyan.livejournal.com/399010.html

    • elderwitty says:

      I’m actually trying not to include non-human fics, since there are already good, comprehensive lists for those. There are three or four stories that snuck in somehow, but I’m really trying to hold the line at that. (C’mon! Girl Scout cookies — how could I refuse that? :D )

      I am, of course, going to go read the story right now. I don’t think I’ve seen it before. Thanks bunches for the suggestion and please do keep your eyes open for more.

      • sgafan33 says:

        Can you point me to a non-human fic list?

        • elderwitty says:

          Sure! Or, actually, I can do even better. This “List of Lists” has at least three or four animal lists of various sorts, plus every other sort of list for your fic reading needs. Enjoy!

          http://community.livejournal.com/sgagenrefinders/123742.html

          • sgafan33 says:

            Thanks!

          • Entropy_house says:

            Alas, I fear there is no active list of SGA Animal AUs/ Animal Transformation AUs on the SGA genrefinders list.

            *sigh* The two lists I do see there both belong to the same person who is no longer updating them as they were meant only as personal recs list, not a comprehensive list.

          • elderwitty says:

            Hmmm, I didn’t know it wasn’t being updated. I have too much on my plate to take on another list compilation, though.

            I think I’ll ask on sga_noticeboard if there is an active list elsewhere or, if not, if debris_k would mind if some kind soul used hers as the basis for an ongoing one … and if anyone would be interested in that position. :grin:

            Hey – what are you doing for the next whatever? :sly grin:

          • Entropy_house says:

            Alas, I’m behind on far too many things already to be able to take on the SGA animal lists. I’m only peripheral in the fandom so wouldn’t be able to find them, anyway.

            I DID just buy all the show on DVD, but haven’t had time to watch! I would like to be able to add some Rodney/John goodness to the list, if I ever get to where I can think of interesting AU scenario for them.

          • elderwitty says:

            Oh, honey. Once you’ve built your base you don’t have to go hunting for them. People volunteer them. :D The only one I’ve found lately is the dog musher/vet one … and three more people alerted me to it before the day was out. There is a bit of time involved in doing the actual maintenace, but that stems mostly from the fact that I feel compelled to read all the stories that people send to be put on the list. Oh, the hugh manatee.

            I’m glad you now have the whole series in your possession. You’ll watch it when the time is right … and then I’m sure you’ll be adding an entry to our list.

  26. sgafan33 says:

    How about Cat/Cat? All stories by bethynyc.
    When John Met Rodney. Word count 1335. http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/537153.html
    Just Another Day in New York. Word count 2760. http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/675691.html
    In The Beginning. Word count 2018. http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/766300.html

    • elderwitty says:

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

      You will not tempt me with your sweet, adorable, cute, fluffy, fuzzy, curly non-humans. You just WON’T!!! :pokes fingers in ears: lalalalalala

      (Sorry it took me so long to reply…I had to go re-read ‘em all. Thanks again! And the birds were a lot of fun, too.)

  27. Connor says:

    Hello! There’s the some fresh AU goodness: “abriter quelqu’un” by melonbutterfly (http://archiveofourown.org/works/155258), ex-military/hacker, PG-13, 2071 words.

  28. Meander says:

    Just found a fic where John is Superman and Rodney is Batman, based on a cartoon film. (pre slash)
    It’s certainly different. :D

    Public Enemies
    http://paleom.livejournal.com/?skip=10

    (Once you find the first chapter, I found it best to use the next chapter links).

  29. Connor says:

    Hi, I found some old one :) . Bump In The Night by unamaga (http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=13836), Vampire/Male!Slayer, 5042 words, PG-13.

  30. wonapalei says:

    Just found another high school AU: devildoll’s The Happiest Place on Earth.

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks! I’ll add it in the next group. The plan is to do it this weekend, but my plans tend to go awry … and then derail in a spectacular fireball of salsa and internet browsing. :grin:

  31. sgafan33 says:

    New fic. Dog musher/Veterinarian = Happy Trails by padfootthegrim – 20,004

  32. Shibela says:

    You know, I haven’t checked, but are you accepting any of the Fairy Tales Challenge entries from LJ Comm ‘sga_flashfic’?

    If you are, there’s “Coming True” by Kass (aka kassrachel) — John = Tavern-worker / pilot-wannabe & Rodney = Lord of the Manor’s son / scientist — 4,760wds.

    • Shibela says:

      Whoops! Just noticed that I have a typo for the word count… s/b 4,730wds. Sorry about that. See what happens when I’m posting in the wee hours of the morning here? :)

      • elderwitty says:

        As long as they’re human, I’ll take ‘em wherever I can get ‘em. :D Thanks – I’ll add it in this weekend.

        • Shibela says:

          So… you’re qualifying human, but do demons / oni count as human since they’re not exactly animals yet not exactly human either? (I think they are human-shaped with a few extras…) If so, then maybe X-parrot’s “Kuro to Ao” should be added. I don’t exactly recall if John had an occupation other than being an oni & Rodney’s companion, but Rodney was, of course, a scientist.

          :)

          • elderwitty says:

            Well, since there are vamps and werewolves, and a merman or two on here already, I’d have to give demons and the like the go-ahead. I’m just trying to exclude animals, robots, and inanimate objects (although I can think of an example or three [cookie, Peep, robot] that break these rules right off the top of my head). I never said I made sense – I’m just trying to keep the list to a somewhat manageable dull roar. :D

            I’ll add that one, too, in the next batch. Thanks!

          • Shibela says:

            You’re welcome! I forgot to add a word count for “Kuro to Ao,” which is 8,364wds. This week has got me totally discombobulated – between caffeine withdrawal & then slightly overcompensating my caffeine intake when given the opportunity, this week’s been like going fast forward through near-frozen molasses. Hee!
            :D

          • elderwitty says:

            Thanks! I love a word count, as I think we all know.

            I know what you mean about the week. Our office was closed Tuesday due to an ice/snow storm and it threw the whole rhythm off. I didn’t know what time or day it was for the rest of the week. Weird.

          • elderwitty says:

            Hmmm. Now that I’ve read the story (again – I read it long before I ever considered an AU list), I’m not sure it fits. It seems that my meaning for ‘human’ might be shape-based. But on the other claw, John as a werewolf was not bipedal the entire story, and these guys are.

            Plus, it’s so sweet and perfect that I can’t resist it. Okay, decision made. It’s on!

  33. Shibela says:

    Just posted today, so if you haven’t seen / read it yet, there is All You Can Squeeze From a Lemon” by mckays_girl. John = Bartender / Forced Retired USAF Major & Rodney = Computer Programmer. Word Count is 12,204wds.

  34. Connor says:

    I found another fic about street musician: Street Musician/Professor, The Street Musician (http://bergann.livejournal.com/253556.html), PG-13, 2380 words.

  35. Connor says:

    The new one for your list: Professor/Detective, A Victorian Ghost Story by anyanka_eg (http://archiveofourown.org/works/160712), 4483 words, PG-13.

  36. wonapalei says:

    An early V-day fic: A Wilted Rose and a Kiss by ru_salki99, where John and Rodney are office workers.

    • wonapalei says:

      Or rather, not early, as I forgot that the US is not the entire world, most of which is already celebrating V-day.

      • elderwitty says:

        Thanks for the rec. I’ll add it in the next batch, which will start in about three minutes. :D

        Happy VD to you, too. :big evil grin:

  37. Aqualegia says:

    I liked this one very much it’s from the 2008 SGA Big Bang

    See No Evil by Greyias

    Test Pilot John/Secret Agent & Scientist Rodney

    http://sgabigbang.talkoncorners.net/?view=fic&id=28

  38. Connor says:

    I think The Sheppard Equation by Leanne fits. Canon!John/Rodney is not working at Stargate Program, PG-13, 23648 words (http://wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15973_

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks! I’ll add it in the next batch.

      sorry for the slow reply. I went off to read the story, intending to answer after, and fell into the fanfic, forgetting all else. Oops? :)

  39. anonymoouse says:

    have you got velocitygrass do. teacher1John student!Rodney?
    http://community.livejournal.com/mckay_sheppard/1823156.html

    • elderwitty says:

      Holy god, that was dirtyhotwrong! I’ll add it in the next batch, which should be next week some time. I ought to be healed up enough to code by then.

      Thanks for the porn! :D

  40. Connor says:

    Couple of new ones :) .

    Utter crack,I’d say but still ;) . “Rod Riding Hood” by ChimeraDragon (http://wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=16007), Hunter/Red Riding Hood, PG, 1468 words.

    “Catch Me As I Fall” by codemonkey (http://wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=16009&warning=12), SGA/Pern fusion, Dragonrider/Dragonrider, NC-17, 7298 words.

  41. Connor says:

    Um, haven’t find this on the list. “Not A Porn Star” Series:
    “It’s not like you’re a porn star” by melonbutterfly (http://archiveofourown.org/works/154207), Actor/Scientist, 2205 words.
    And sort of prequel of the first one, “Nice to meet you, or something” by melonbutterfly (http://archiveofourown.org/works/174675), Actor/Scientist, 2691 words

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks for continuing to be a fabulout fic finding resource. :D

      Sorry it’s taken me so long to reply. There was plenty to get in place before my surgery, then I’ve been slacking in front of the reality tv instead of doing my internet chores. (That restaurant Kitchen trainwreck is just so addictive.) Then my laptop went belly up last weekend, leading to three days of enforced inactivity … but, sadly, it’s mostly done to slacking.

      I’ll add all of these in the next batch, which better happen by Thursday or I’ll be forced to kick my own ass.

  42. Lina says:

    NHMR Productions, Inc., wherein Rodney is a contractor and John is a person with a degree in journalism who does things on TV.

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks for this – it was a fun read!

      Sorry to take so long to reply. Medical stuff (not too serious, so don’t worry) plus time off work leads to less productivity and more tv viewing that I had envisioned. I’m getting myself in gear, though, and will be adding to the list this week. Or else! Duh-duh-dun!

  43. WalterH says:

    I haven’t read it yet, but melagan posted something called “Providence of Stars” that’s set around WWII. It’s here: http://melagan.livejournal.com/257032.html

  44. anonymoouse says:

    new link – some like it cool.
    http://www.area52hkh.net/asm/mystic/somelike.php

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks very much! Sorry for the delay in responding. My only excuse is a history of sad slackerdom. :D I’m planning to add a batch this long weekend.

  45. anonymoouse says:

    cat by ForCryingOutLoud
    John seems to be a vet while Rodney is owned by a cat… little snippet
    http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=15664

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks! I’ll add it in today. That’s right – I’m actually *working* at stuff on my day off. (On the desktop, more’s the pity, since the laptop is apparently quite dead.:) )

  46. Walter says:

    Hey! You need to add esteefee’s new Fair Trade chapter. :)

  47. WalterH says:

    And also – DUDE! There’re several of them that seem to be AU on Hewligan Big Bang. http://www.eternalvox.net/forcryinoutloud/HewliganBigBang/by-pairing.php

  48. anonymoouse says:

    john =baseball player Rodney= scientist?
    http://www.refugeeblues.com/mcshepmatch/2010/work/8w-gs.html

    • elderwitty says:

      That one is already one there. Since Rodney guessing John’s job is a major theme of the piece, I listed it under “Mystery” so it wouldn’t be spoiled. But thanks for playing. :D

  49. Flitter says:

    I love this list, gone through it so many times. Thank you so much for all the work you’ve put into it.

    I’m gonna do some shameless self-promoting and put my McShep AU OneShot link here. It’s Dragonrider!John and Mage!Rodney and it’s 5500 words. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7025181/1/The_Mark_of_the_Dragon

    Thanks again *goes back to reading and re-reading*

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks! I’m happy to be doing it.

      That’s awesome! I’ll have to read it this weekend … which is also when I should be adding to the list. How convenient. :P

      Enjoy!

  50. Walter H says:

    Hey! I just found a new one published by TarlanX: http://mcsheplets.livejournal.com/263070.html

  51. Walter H says:

    And velocitygrass just wrote another AU here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/214910

  52. Gabi says:

    http://taffetablue.livejournal.com/10542.html

    Definitely worth reading. And thanks for the great list!

    • Gabi says:

      Sorry! I just found it on the list– my mistake.

      • elderwitty says:

        It’s no problem at all. Sometimes the job title I put them under doesn’t match the job title you would put them under. (I actually had one on the list under two different categories once, but don’t tell everyone, okay?)

        Thanks for keeping an eye out for me, and send any more you find my way!

    • elderwitty says:

      You’re welcome for the list! I started it for my own convenience, but I like sharing it even more. :D

  53. Lina says:

    Hey, you have a sort of weird link thing in this line: “Librarian/Physicist = Plenty of Paper by unamaga – 3,840″ the second half leads to the story, but the first part (the “Librarian/Physicist = ” part) leads to a John Sheppard/Remus Lupin story. I’m guessing that’s an accident.

    • elderwitty says:

      Sorry ’bout that. I’m gonna claim chocolate deficiency as the cause. :D

      Thanks for letting me know! It’s fixed now. Please tell me if you find any other weirnesses lurking.

      • Lina says:

        That’s a totally sufficient excuse. ;)

        I will! I’m just re-reading the list so if anything comes up, I’ll let you know.

  54. walterh says:

    I haven’t read it yet, but there’s a new one – Maximum Blond – by omg_wtf_yeah that’s at: http://archiveofourown.org/works/226092

    • elderwitty says:

      It’s on there, baby. (That’s why I always do a Ctrl+F search — ever since somebody pointed out that I had the same story twice. Her!)

      I think she just reposted it to AOOO. I’ll update the link.

  55. pinkdiamonds says:

    Wow, I was surprised to see my story on the list. Thank you. As a very new writer in this fandom, it was a thrill!

    I’m not quite done with The Barking Dog ‘verse and John and Rodney will have a big role to play in the fifth story.

    Thanks for including me.

    pink

    • elderwitty says:

      You’re welcome. Thank you for writing such an engrossing story. Welcome to our fandom – come on in and roll around. :D

      I’ll be checking back to make sure I don’t miss the fourth and fifth parts. (Are they ready yet?) (How ’bout now?)

      • pinkdiamonds says:

        LOL, I’m hoping part 4 will be ready in a week or so and part 5 a week or so after that. Thanks to the wonderful heat, I’m more than 30,000 words into it.

        And I’ve been wallowing in the fandom for a few months and on this AU list, which is an incredible work of love and chock full of McShep yumminess.

        Thank you for the warm welcome.

        pink

        • elderwitty says:

          \o/ I can’t wait.

          Truth be told, I’m not that much of a Jack/Daniel fan (because I watched the show before I knew what slash goggles were), but I really liked the first two stories. I read the drabble, too. You know, I think there’s a way to make the AOOO show them in whatever order you like. I don’t know it, of course, but I’ve seen stories inserted in the middle of an existing ‘verse.

          I’m still trying to work my way through the whole list. I’m doing okay. I’ve had a looooooot of help with it.

          You’re welcome for the welcome – and thanks for the thanks! (Sorry, there’s been quite a bit of Dr. Pepper today. :D )

  56. Joya says:

    I thought I would write to you to let you know that the fic written by bitter-crimson has been deleted. The author apparently purged their journal, which is a shame because I only got to read the original fic before the deletion.

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks for letting me know. It turns out that it was only a temporary measure, to deal with the privacy issues LJ was having earlier in the day. It’s back up now.

  57. Entropy House says:

    Wandering about I stumbled across this author’s SGA tagged fic, and I believe this story (from 2007) isn’t on the list, and I think it fits your criteria (do fusions count as AU?). There’s no nookie, but definite John/Rodney vibes.

    It’s about 3,400 words if my quick & dirty desktop word-counter is accurate.

    Doctor Who? Doctor Rodney McKay, Of Course
    (Rodney is Dr. Who, John is a renegade Time-Agent)
    http://nixa-jane.livejournal.com/69292.html#cutid1

  58. Lynndes says:

    Looking for a fic:

    Was trying to find a fic that featured Sheppard as a robot, but he doesn’t realize it until he meets with McKay again (McKay is the one who helped create him). As I remember it, McKay and Radek were creating a group of robots that developed from small mechanical devices that showed the ability to learn. There’re scenes of the robots wheeling around, learning their environment and then learning speech. As they became more complex, some of them stopped functioning, but the ones to survive later became Sheppard and Mitchell. They didn’t know they were robots? Also, it is a Shep/McKay pairing.

    Does this sound familiar?

    • elderwitty says:

      It does sound familiar. That’s Leah and Springwoof’s Scruffy AI ‘verse. The link goes to the Master list of the five stories.

      The story that their first entry was a remix of is lavvyan’s Male Enhancement.

      Not that I’m not happy to help (I AM!), but have you heard of SGA Storyfinders? It’s a community with thousands of people who can find whatever story you’re looking for, no matter how little you remember about it. (They found one for me based on a very bad description and half a sentence.) They can almost always find it for you faster than I can. Here’s their profile page, with the rules and tips: http://sgastoryfinders.livejournal.com/profile

      That’s for when you’re looking for a specific story. When you need a certain kind of fic, say hurt/comfort or Aliens Made Them Do It, you’ll want to ask the SGA Genrefinders. (They’ve been the cause of many an hour lost online.) Here’s their rules page: http://sgagenrefinders.livejournal.com/profile

      Hope you enjoy the stories!

      • Lynndes says:

        Thank you!

        I actually posted this then read other comments above that included a link to sgagenrefinders, and from there got lost in all the other stories available!

    • Joya says:

      I think I know the fic you are looking for. In the fic, John was implanted with a cyber-brain after he was shot in the head while in Afghanistan. The brain John uses started out as a computer program.

      It’s called “The Difference Engine” by copperbadge.
      link: http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/149077.html

  59. WalterH says:

    Hey, sweetie! Thanks for the walker! ::grin:: Someone on Tumblr just posted a link to this: http://archiveofourown.org/works/215683

    I haven’t read it yet, but here’s the summary: John, a downed Hurricane pilot in WWII, is rescued by Rodney who’s tracking strange energy readings in the Sahara. And in another life, their story makes another John and Rodney unwilling Atlantis celebrities.

    • elderwitty says:

      heeheehee. I hope it was only the smallest of your birthday treasures.

      It’s a tricky one. It’s not AU, as much as it is an AU within Atlantis. Someone is writing fanfic about Sheppard and Rodney, set in WWII Africa. It’s very good, though. You should read it.

  60. Joya says:

    I read this fic today and thought that it might fit on your list.

    Canonesque John [Lt Col]/Author Rodney – The Long Journey Home by skoosiepants – ~11,000 words
    http://skoosiepants.livejournal.com/178151.html

    Ok here’s the premise of the fic: John is a part of the SGC and went to Atlantis. Rodney is a sci-fi author, who through an Ancient device saw John life in the Pegasus galaxy. Rodney ended up writing a book series based on John’s adventure. Then things go pear-shaped when John becomes unreachable.

    I would say more but I don’t want to spoil it.

    PS: I think Rodney still has all the degrees he has in canon.

  61. sgafan33 says:

    How sad when a fic disappears. From sgastoryfinders, the Baker/Physicist story, Atlantis: a coffee shop story by mamaesme is gone because the lj has been deleted.

    Hope the new job is going well.

    • elderwitty says:

      Bummer! And after we hounded her to finally finish it. I’ll remove it in the next batch. I’m so far behind now that I’m not sure it’ll be this weekend, but I’ll try. Thanks for letting me know.

      It’s going really well. It’s challenging, and when the people fill their paperwork out correctly I get to give them money. Fun. :D

  62. Joya says:

    Broken Links:
    Architects of Fate by Tarlan [tarlanx] (now a fic series) – 65,168
    http://archiveofourown.org/series/4245

    Choose Your Own Adventure (The Someone to Dance With Remix) by liviapenn
    http://remix.illuminatedtext.com/dbfiction.php?fiction_id=665

    PS: I also have about a page and a half of links that can be added to the list. I don’t know if I show try to place them in comments for found some way to e-mail you the list.

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks for letting me know. I hope to do some work on it this weekend, but I’m so far behind that it might not happen.

      Feel free to email it to @ hotmail.com (without spaces, natch). Just make sure you put a very clear subject line – something like “Links for the AU List” – as my inbox is set to exclusive. Thanks for helping us all with more good stuff to read. :)

  63. Joya says:

    I just noticed this recently and thought you should be made aware of the mistake:
    Researcher/Investor = Lure of the Deep by megalan – 6,107Ars Machina Act I by dmchoi87 – 34,714
    (To be more specific, 2 fics are occupying 1 area of the list when they are in no way connected with each other.)

    I am pretty sure that the listing should look something like this:
    Researcher/Investor = Lure of the Deep by megalan – 6,107

    Ex-Navy Seal Resistance Fighter/Skynet Creator, Resistance Fighter & Scientist = Ars Machina Act I by dmchoi87 – 34,714 (Job description added because there was no description)

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks for letting me know. I guess that Word ate the words in the middle.

      I’m working on the list right now, so it should be fixed if you check it again this evening.

  64. Marian says:

    One of the links is wrong.

    This story
    @@@Ex-pilot/Brothel owner = A Fate So Sweet by Telesilla – 13,730
    SHOULD link to here http://archiveofourown.org/works/148322

    but instead it links to a different story ‘Life Experiences’.

  65. Wolfie says:

    Engineer/Egyptologist – The Alexandrian Tablet by giogio – 60,000+

    Currently links to the first post of the 15 part series… but none of the pages have links to the “next” part of the story. I’d recommend changing the link to the final “index” post:

    http://giogio.livejournal.com/674281.html

    Also: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! for collating this list. <3

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks for letting me know. I can use all the help I can get. I’ll switch it in the next update (this weekend, maybe?).

      And you’re very welcome! I’m glad to help others procrastinate as much as I do. :D

  66. Wolfie says:

    Ambulance driver/Doctor = Ambulance by rosemending – 1,600

    LJ account has been deleted and purged. Waybackmachine do not has it on record either, because bots were not allowed to archive that account.

  67. Joya says:

    Okay, I find another fic to add to the list. I thought it was already on the list but I just checked and it wasn’t.

    Construction worker/Canon!Rodney = Construction Work by neery – 2000
    http://neery.livejournal.com/28909.html

    PS: This would have been in my email if I had known that it wasn’t on the list.

  68. Leila says:

    Hi! http://archiveofourown.org/works/265393 Violating the Prime Directive by Djin7 and Reddwarfer State Enforcer!John/State Enforcer!Rodney.

  69. Mimi says:

    One of my all time favorites: Harmonic Function by shaenie
    http://archiveofourown.org/works/120500?view_adult=true
    pilot(Air Force)/physicist

  70. Mimi says:

    Missed the Saturday Dance by zoetrope
    Pilot(WWII)/Engineer
    multimedia tour de force
    http://opendoors.transformativeworks.org/mtsd/

  71. Mimi says:

    oops you had the zoetrope — was looking for it under WWII — sorry

  72. Joya says:

    I’m curious, why was this fic rejected from the list? (It was in the email but placed on the list.)
    Botanist, Environmentalist & Ex Eco-Terrorist/Astrophysicist = The Roads Never Lead Where They’re Supposed to Go by eleveninches -23,300
    http://dejabu.robot-army.org/sgaroads.html

    John and Rodney hooked up towards the end of the fic. Also since John isn’t in the military but a botanist (due to being caught smoking pot in high school among other things), the fic becomes AU.

    (Then there’s the fact Rodney not CSO, Sumner lives, Ford lives & that towards the end, Carson was exiled for doing wrong.)

    PS: In regards to John work description, he is definitely a botanist. Rodney is the one to say that John is an environmentalist and that when John said that he worked in the “non-profit sector” that it’s code for Eco-terrorism.

    • elderwitty says:

      I didn’t think it fitted the criteria.

      The main purpose of this list was to gather fics where both Rodney and John have professions different than those in canon. It’s not enough that the events playing out in Atlantis differ from those in the series. (That’s every fanfic ever written.) That vital piece of info got removed from the intro paragraph at some point – I’ll put it back in.

      This story is more of a half-canon AU. There are some that managed to sneak in but I’m loath to add any more, since they’re outside the list’s remit. I did try to talk skaredykat into compiling a list of half-canon stories (after she expressed dismay that I had excluded one), but didn’t manage to rope her into it. If you’d like to start one, I’m sure that squidge.org would be happy to host it. :)

  73. K says:

    Hi,
    I’m sorry for the trouble, would it be possible to get a copy of push/pull emailed to me?

    Thank you so much,
    kairos@gmail.com

  74. danceswithgary says:

    I’ve been a little distracted. Did I post a long list of possible stories here yesterday (maybe the day before)?

    • danceswithgary says:

      I guess not since this isn’t waiting for a moderator. *face palm*

      No, there’s a size limit? I’ll break it into samller chunks.

      Possible corrections for you:

      Butler/Rodney = Necessary Things by cupidsbow – 2,376 John is actually a robot/android

      @@@Ex-pilot/Ex-civilian contractor = Welcome to the Darkside by Mystic John is a thief who recruits Rodney

      Kid/Kid = The World That We Live In (No, We Can’t Go Back) by kyuuketsukirui – 1,374 Both are ghosts

      Zoologist/SGA canon!physicist = The Theory of Acquired Characters by toomuchplor – 8,335
      ***–Sequel: The Theory of Allopatry – 1,590 John is a teacher

      I have copy of:

      College student/Roommate = Making Friends and Influencing People by immoralilly- 6,224 (unlocked link or a copy needed)

      Cowboy/Astrophysicist = Down on the Ranch by foggynite- 17,000 (need working link or a copy)

      Gym owner/Astrophysicist – Interstellar Penetration by maudlinrose – 2,512 (need unlocked link or a copy)

      Working links for:

      Lifeguard/Student = 80 Proof by Lyra Sena – 1,958 (need working link or a copy) http://palelight.illuminatedtext.com/sga/eightyproof.html
      –Sequel: Pier 8 – 2,940 (need working link or a copy) http://palelight.illuminatedtext.com/sga/piereight.html

      Playboy/Scientist – Entanglement by linaerys – 25,000 (need working link or a copy) http://reel-sga.livejournal.com/3292.html

      Re: Bar owner/Columnist = Wayward Youth by facetofcathy — I could tell you that I have the entire collection of “John’s bar” stories by facetofcathy (which are no longer available because she deleted her LJ and didn’t repost them anywhere) but that would be evil, wouldn’t it?

      • elderwitty says:

        You are a STAR!! I will take all the fic you have. You can send ‘em to my @ hotmail.com addy. (maudlinrose has told me that she’s going to put hers on the A03, but I’ll take a copy to cover the gap.)

        I’ve added the working links and I’m making the corrections right now. I’ve added (robot) and ‘thief’ in the appropriate spots (and now I sort of want to put his current occupation after all the ‘ex-pilot’s. Oh, dear me, I’ll have to reread them). I’m kinda leery about changing the kid/kid one, since it would give away the twist in the story. Do you think that leaving it as is would be triggering for anyone? It’s not listed as death!fic, but there is a ‘ghost’ tag.
        As for the zoologist/Rodney one, it’s stated three times that he’s a zoologist. (What he’s doing teaching evolutionary genetics to his zoology students is his business, I guess?) Hmmm, maybe I’d better file him under Professor for that one? :P

        Thank you, thank you, thank you for all the assistance.

        Hey – you wouldn’t have the “John’s bar” stories by faceofcathy, too, would you? heehee Send ‘em along, if you’d be so kind.

    • elderwitty says:

      Good distractions, I hope. :D

  75. danceswithgary says:

    OK, maybe I can just email the text file?

    • elderwitty says:

      Crazy site is crazy! It only moderated your comment to yourself. WT?? Email’s fine – don’t want to upset the already delicate system.

    • elderwitty says:

      I don’t suppose you’d have a copy of rosemending’s “Ambulance”? Someone noted the link was broke a couple of months ago, and I just removed the link instead of noting that I need a good one or a copy. Duh. :P

      • danceswithgary says:

        Sent.

        Did you know that when you reply I don’t get an email? Good thing I checked back. :-)

  76. Mimi says:

    Does Auburn’s Green Sea series fall within your parameters — it is lovely.
    http://archiveofourown.org/series/468

    • elderwitty says:

      It is lovely, but it doesn’t fit. This would fit a list of post-series stories. I wonder if anyone is compiling one of those?

      Thanks for the suggestion, I enjoyed reading it again.

  77. Mimi says:

    I Only Want the Same as Anyone Else by kyuuketsukirui
    job applicant/bookstore cashier 1200 words
    http://archiveofourown.org/users/kyuuketsukirui/works?selected_tags=70

  78. Mimi says:

    Strong Enough to Be (The ‘Not Your Man’ Remix) by kyuuketsukirui
    unspecified/unspecified 1208 words
    interesting, well done remix
    http://archiveofourown.org/users/kyuuketsukirui/works?selected_tags=70

  79. Mimi says:

    sorry I’m still learning how to pass on links;P
    Only Want = http://archiveofourown.org/works/207823?view_adult=true

    Strong = http://archiveofourown.org/works/86970

    I’m a real fan;)

  80. Mimi says:

    http://archiveofourown.org/works/15310

    Thought I Was Getting Carat Gold, and What I Got Was You by
    kyuuketsukirui

    200 words unspecified/unspecified very creepy

  81. Mimi says:

    Rentboy AU
    this is a link to the whole series
    http://rfp.livejournal.com/3772.html#rentboy
    hooker/customer

  82. Mimi says:

    the rentboy series is by someone who calls themselves shusu or Liondragon — wasn’t exactly sure which you wanted.

  83. Mimi says:

    And one more rentboy au email — cause it is Monday;P

    hooker/lover not customer

  84. Mischief says:

    Do you have this one of mine?

    Pilot/Porn Star The Porn King: A Fractured Fairytale – 2700

  85. Mimi says:

    The Little Sister by Martha
    http://archiveofourown.org/works/195226/chapters/287600
    P.I./Scientist

    A wonderful noir AU

  86. K says:

    Down on the Ranch is back online
    http://foggyscribbles.livejournal.com/tag/sga
    But I was wondering if I could get a copy of Making Friends and Influencing People and Interstellar Penetration?

    Thank you so much?
    (Out of curiosity, what is this about John’s Bar?)

  87. Mimi says:

    John’s Bar? Something I’ve missed?

  88. Mimi says:

    Rodney – A Retelling of Roxanne by PaleoM
    fireman/astronomer
    http://paleom.livejournal.com/6613.html
    13 chapters – cute

  89. Mimi says:

    A Meeting of Minds was unlinked. Have a link: http://keiramarcos.com/2011/09/05/a-meeting-of-minds/

    • elderwitty says:

      Der! I’ll fix it now. Thanks!

    • elderwitty says:

      Funny story.

      I went to add the link and it was already there. Huh.
      Substituted your link. It didn’t work. What?
      Pasted link in a new window. Worked like a charm. Weird.
      Re-read the story. (Of course.)
      Looked and stared and glared at the entry. :scratches head:
      Compared it to the entry above. OH!
      Moved the html closing the link to AFTER the title/author. There was a link – it was just ONE character wide. And invisible.
      I love coding – it keeps me humble. :big ole grin:

      Thanks again for catching that!

  90. Mimi says:

    Do you have a copy of Push/Pull you could email me? I read it a while back, want to reread it and can’t find it.

    Thank you;)

  91. Mimi says:

    Sing Me a Love Song by littlebuttercup aka x-sleeptodream
    musician/intern
    http://littlebuttercup.livejournal.com/233790.html
    short and sweet

  92. Joya says:

    There is no link for the following:
    Designer/Designer – In Over Their Heads But Making it Work Anyway by puddleofgoo – 145,656

    Is this another coding error?

    • elderwitty says:

      Yup. Thanks for letting me know. It’s fixed, along with eleven others. I guess there must have been a faulty “Find and Replace” command last time I was adding on.

  93. Mimi says:

    Iratus: the Revival by mific
    musician/musician
    18747 words
    http://archiveofourown.org/works/448190#main

    nicely done AU remix of SGA — especially love it when their is an interesting version of Tod;)

  94. Mimi says:

    Able to Fly by busaikko
    ghost/student
    25344 words
    http://archiveofourown.org/works/447638?view_full_work=true

    hot off the press busaikko == Happy;)

  95. Joya says:

    Here’s a fic that might fit the list. It’s a fusion with the movie Labyrinth

    Goblin King/College Student & Labyrinth Runner = Step Through by snarkydame – 10220
    http://archiveofourown.org/works/448923

  96. Mimi says:

    Guessing Game by that_which (which)
    widow/?
    10177 Words
    http://archiveofourown.org/works/451461

    Charades ;)

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks! I’ll put it with the rest of the waiting. Hm, maybe I’ll do it today. (No promises, mind.)

  97. Mimi says:

    That Sweet Moment by pushkin666
    lover/serial killer
    http://archiveofourown.org/works/57904
    462 words
    sick and twisted’)

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks! That one was sick and twisted.

      It’s on a list that Joya sent me, which you may have noticed I totally failed to add to the list Thursday. Hey! I told you there were no promises. :grin:

      • Mimi says:

        here’s a link that includes both parts of the pushkin — maybe Joya already included it but wanted to be sure you could savor both parts of the twisted ;P
        http://pushkin666.livejournal.com/?skip=25&tag=fandom%3A%20stargate%20atlantis

        • Joya says:

          I gave elderwitty the same link you did (the AO3 link). Also, the version on AO3 has both parts, it’s just in the same chapter. (The first half of the chapter is Rodney’s POV and the second half is John’s.)

          However, if there is yet another part that I have not read (and it happens to go by a different title than “That Sweet Moment”), then by all means, pass on the link. I would to know what happened next.

        • elderwitty says:

          I read both halves at the A03 link. Thanks!

  98. Joya says:

    Vegas-verse: Paper Ring by monanotlisa – 1555
    http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=14758

    • elderwitty says:

      Thanks! I’ll throw it on the pile I’m currently ignoring in favor of shiny internet toys. :>

  99. Mimi says:

    FYI, I only discovered the joys of Stargate Atlantis fanfiction this year — your AU list has brought me MANY MANY hours of great delights. And there has been the added fun of hunting and gathering a few gems for you.

    Just wanted to let you know your efforts are appreciated;)

    • elderwitty says:

      Wow, you’ve got a LOT to look forward to. :grin:

      I’m happy to hear that the list’s been of use – I’m so glad I decided to throw it open on LJ (before it got so big I had to move it).

      \o/\o/\o/\o/ Thanks! I love hearing that!

  100. Mimi says:

    A Bird Without Feathers by ladyamarra
    dragon/inventor
    http://sga-santa.livejournal.com/369249.html

    short and sweet

    • elderwitty says:

      Hmmm. It was a cute story, indeed. But – since John is a permanent dragon, not a shapeshifter, I’m going to have to say it doesn’t quite fit the list. Thanks for the link, though – it IS adorable.

  101. Nijime says:

    Hello there, can you send me the story
    Push/Pull by Jane Elliot (Ex-pilot/Physicist)???
    *pLeAsE* ^^

    I’d really love to read it, but I cannot find it anywhere :(

    Thank you sooo much!!!

    AND I TOTALLY LOVE THIS AU COLLECTON!
    AWSOME!!!!
    I’m going to read my way through A-Z since I like AUs so much ^-^

    greetings

    • elderwitty says:

      It’s on its way, with a subject of “Push & Pull by Jane Elliott”, so check your spam folder. :D

      I’m glad to hear you’re enjoying the list. \o/ You’re most welcome!

      • Lada says:

        In case you don’t know, Push & Pull by Jane Elliot is now published as M/M book titled Above All: http://www.manifoldpress.co.uk/2012/07/above-all/. Some parts of the story has been edited/rewritten but it’s still recognizable for a fan :)

        • elderwitty says:

          I didn’t know – that’s really exciting for her! Thanks for letting me know.

          • Mimi says:

            OMG! that is exciting for her! Did you read the excerpt on link — it is Push/Pull — I wonder how she ended it since the ending is the only real SGA link.

            That is cool and explains why she took it offline. I wonder how many other writers have used the their fanfics as rough drafts? I can think of a few I’ve read that should.

  102. Joya says:

    There’s a sequel to the fic “Stars of Track & Field”.
    Series Link: http://archiveofourown.org/series/22938 (The series is called Track-verse; word count – 9774)
    Sequel [Always Get Your Way]: http://archiveofourown.org/works/81949 (co-author with kashmir; word count – 3043)

  103. Joya says:

    There’s a sequel to the fic “Plenty of Paper” by unamaga.
    Series Link: http://archiveofourown.org/series/22908 (The series is called Lost Quite Classically ; word count – 5242)
    Sequel [Reference]: http://archiveofourown.org/works/464896 (word count – 1432)

  104. Mimi says:

    New
    The Atlantis Herald by Pistol
    newspaper staff/newspaper staff
    6421 words
    http://archiveofourown.org/works/464768?page=1#comments
    *g*

    • elderwitty says:

      Holy cow!

      Either WordPress ate my reply or I missed when I tried to click “Sumbit Reply”. Sorry about that, and thanks for this. I’ve added it to the stack.

      Never fear, I will eventually get off my duff and add them on. (I doubt it’ll be this week, though, as I’m prepping to meet up with squidgie at the Stargate convention in Chicago. YEEEEEEEE!!)

      • Mimi says:

        I hope you had a wonderful time — and maybe a little Joe;)

        • elderwitty says:

          Thanks, we had a great time! Met up with lots of LJ people, ate too much junk food, and got a ton of photos (both taken by me and signed by them). I’m going to write up a con report after I sleep some more. Tomorrow, maybe?

  105. jenilees on lj says:

    Hi,
    Is it too late to ask for a copy of Jane Elliot’s Push/Pull?

    This list has been a wonderful treasure for me. I’ve really only discovered Stargate fiction this last year or so. Pages like this are great when you’re not familiar with the authors and I love au more than anything. I appreciate that you include the word count too. I like big long stories so it saves me a lot of time trying to find good lengthy ones.
    I apologise if you get this twice. My internet is being wonky tonight.

    • elderwitty says:

      It’s never too late for Push/Pull. I’ve sent it to your gmail address, with the subject “Push & Pull by Jane Elliot”, so check your junk mail. :)

      I’m glad you’re enjoying the list, particularly as a new reader. Welcome to the fandom, come on in and roll around. The word count is key, isn’t it? Sometimes I just want a quick read while I’m brushing my teeth before bed, and I’ve been ambushed by a compelling, up-all-night story (I have a hard time stopping in the midst of a fic) before. So, safety first. :D

      • jenilees on lj says:

        Thank you so much for the story! I’d been looking for it for quite awhile (I’ve found it rec’d a few time but never found a working link). It wasn’t until I was skimming through the comments seeing if anyone said anything special about any one story in the list, that I realised that you were still updating this and could actually ask about the story. Wow lengthy explanation for you. :)

        • elderwitty says:

          You’re quite welcome. Yes, I’m still updating, though I’m woefully behind. (Two months since the last time – shame on me.)

          If you’re looking for something special, read the A Farm in Iowa series by sheafrotherdon and others, or the Fair Trade series by esteefee, or The Friendly Detective and the Woobie Widower by elayna, or The Princess Crack by squidgie & me. :D

          • jenilees on lj says:

            Thank you for the recs! I’m looking forward to trying them out(after I’ve gotten 4 rows of beans picked, cleaned, and frozen). I checked out the links (Kind of a form of self-torture when I know I’m not going to get to read them for a couple of days) I’m dying to check out your The Princess Crack though! I loved The Princess Bride and thought of Buttercup Rodney just makes me laugh!

  106. JD says:

    O Little Town, by Toft. The summary: “When burned-out businessman Rodney McKay meets farmhand and itinerant actor John Sheppard in 19th century rural Holland, Christmas miracles ensue.”

  107. Mimi says:

    I just discovered The Four Quarters
    Bootleg: The Best of the Puddlejumpers – 3,872 (available by email upon request)– I am requesting;)

    Thank you

  108. Mom says:

    I just recently started reading SGA fic and this site is fabulous! Some of my absolute favorite stories come from here. Am curious if I could get a couple of stories mentioned…Push/Pull and John’s bar ones. Thanks for all your work on this!

  109. Grandma says:

    Just found this list, and it’s great.
    Can you please send me the Push/Pull story, and the John’s Bar story too?
    Thanks sooooooo much!

  110. Mimi says:

    Thought I’d motivate you by sending you a new link;)

    The Undocumented Hazards of Ping-Pong by czarina_kathryn
    http://archiveofourown.org/works/519054
    3956 words college student/college student

    cute;)

    • elderwitty says:

      Holy cow!! I was sure I’d replied to this one. WRONG!!! Sorry ’bout that.

      Thanks for the link – I’m claiming I got caught up in the cute of the story. :grin:

      Nice attempt at motivation, btw. I think the list is on hold until I’m done with my current temp job – this getting up at the ass-crack of dawn is dragging me down!

  111. Joya says:

    When It All Ends, We’ll Write Our History in the Sky by calcitrix, gblvr.

    Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/529080/chapters/937369
    Words: 62380

    In this magical AU fic, John is a prince. I am not sure what job description to give Rodny.

  112. JD says:

    The Days of Miracle and Wonder, by sabinelagrand
    Word Count: 4619

    Sheppard is a sci-fi writer, Rodney is himself.

    Also, since everyone else seems to be asking, could I have a copy of John’s Bar and/or Push/Pull? Thank you. :)

  113. danceswithgary says:

    +++Like a Silver Chain, Entwined by sholio – 4,837

    Really? Definitely not a McShep story, not even pre-slash. Are you including gen?

  114. SGDiva says:

    Hi

    Love this list and have made lots of great discovery’s here. I’m often stuck in bed so SGA fic is my godsend! Just wondering if I could get copies of Push/Pull and John’s Bar?

    Thanks for this excellent list

  115. Joya says:

    Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Everything But Love by cottontail – 24,200

    The link leads to an access denied page. I tried to PM the author to see why the access level was changed but got no response.

    • elderwitty says:

      Damn, but I hate when that happens. I’ll apply to my sooperseekrit resource (aka danceswithgary) and see if it’s available for email.

      Thanks for letting me know, and sorry about the delay in replying (I hallucinated that I had already – der!).

  116. Timespirt says:

    Bodyguard/Billionaire = Office Space and Other Tools of the Villainous Plot by refracting – 1,960 (available by email upon request)

    Who do you ask?

    • elderwitty says:

      You just asked her. :D

      Check your junk mail. The subject line is “Office Space and Other Tools of the Villainous Plot by refracting”.

      • Timespirt says:

        Thank you, I have it. Also I tried to answer with a link to the stories on her site 2 times but it never showed up? The link you have just doesn’t work but I have one that does.

        Joya says:
        March 19, 2013 at 17:02

        Pilot (Air Force)/Physicist = Everything But Love by cottontail – 24,200

        • elderwitty says:

          That’s weird, that the comment didn’t show. What’s the link you have? I can switch it for the borked one easily enough.

        • elderwitty says:

          Actually, I managed to go find it on my own. It’s weird that it’s on her LJ twice, once locked and once not. Hmm.

          Anyway, the link works now. Thanks for letting me know there was a good one to be had. :)

          • Joya says:

            I think the locked entry is for the master/index list for the fic, which also included the author note for the fic.

            I do wonder though why that entry would become f-locked, yet the fic itself remains accessible.

  117. skyqueen says:

    Hi! I’m aware that replies here are mostly about adding fics, but I’m desperate! I’m looking for a fic where Rodney has always been a girl and gets married to John in Las Vegas, while they both were drunk. They meet some time later to make things up. I’d be very grateful if anyone could give me a title or link to this story. Thank you.

  118. emmytie says:

    Hi, I’m going through the longer stories in this list. Can I get a copy of Push/Pull?

    Thanks so much for putting this all together. I’m really enjoying some of these.

    • elderwitty says:

      The stories are on their way, in an email whose subject line is:

      Push & Pull by Jane Elliott

      You’re very welcome – I’m just glad people are still enjoying the list. :D

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